Prime, UC 2024

Holister wisps: how long till it's a bit warmer?
Corine wisps: until spring
Holister wisps: k
Running wisps: is there an alchemists on short st?
Running wisps: and if so what is it?
Fluey wisps: The Guild of Alchemists is located to the northeast of Short Street. Go east along Filigree Street, and follow the sounds of explosions.
Fluey wisps: If that's what you're after?
Arukor wisps: The Alchemists Guild is, surprising enough, on the Street of Alchemists.
Fluey wisps: Didn't want to make it *too* easy :(
Pharm wisps: It's a tm in poor taste
Anqet wisps: I just realized the recommended daily intake of salt is 1 teaspoon.
Akaishi wisps: yup.
Earin wisps: Any more than that and your heart will stop.
Anqet wisps: And am now wondering how much salt I put in my recipes.
Anqet wisps: Or you're an American. :)
Earin wisps: (Seriously though, it's not exactly a scientifically determined quantity, it's just a guess.)
Sledge wisps: you think too much sodium's bad, you should try too much potassium... whew...
Earin wisps: (Though not as much so as the recommended weekly allowance of alcohol.)
Earin wisps: I remember a case where a mother accidentally poisoned her child to death when she punished his habit of eating salt off his hand at the table by making him eat something like a few tablespoons of salt.
Sledge wisps: there's a recommended weekly allowance for alchohol?
Earin wisps: There is in the UK.
Sledge wisps: what is it?
Pokey wisps: five units?
Pokey wisps that he vagues.
Pokey wisps: probably not that actually... bit unrealistic :p
Earin wisps: 14 for women and 21 for men.
Sledge wisps: what the bloody hell is a "unit" of alchohol?
Pokey wisps: half a pint
Sledge wisps that he snorts
Pokey wisps: or a small (125ml) glass of wine
Sledge wisps: so a shot would be...?
Arukor wisps: A unit.
Earin wisps: It's 10ml of actual alcohol.
Arukor wisps: If a single measure.
Sledge wisps: ahh.
Pokey wisps: about a unit yeah, cause you get a shot with a mixer as a regular drink
Pokey wisps: of roughly 30-40% spirit
Basai wisps: what what?
Pokey wisps: Booze.
Pokey wisps: 'sgood.
Basai wisps: ahhh
Arukor wisps: Beers and wines are stronger than they used to be, so when they come up with explaining what a unit was in real terms it represented more drink than it does now, but everyone still thinks of a pint as 2 units when it's often closer to 3.
Sledge wisps: huh... either whoever came up with that is a prude or I'm freakishly unhealthy
Pokey wisps: but apparently you shouldn't have more than 5 pints a week :(
Pokey wisps: the funny thing is, that's probably an overestimate of the healthy limit :)
Arukor wisps: More than 4 units in an evening is classed as 'binge drinking'.
Pokey wisps: or an underestimate.. *checks his logic*... yes an underestimate i.e. you should probably drink less.
Sledge wisps: so what would a six-pack of corona as a nightcap every night be considered?
Tique wisps: expensive?
Tique wisps: waste of money? :D
Corine wisps: a path to alcoholism?
Tique wisps: you could pick a better beer
Sledge wisps: TIQUE!
Tique wisps: uh-oh
Sledge wisps that he whistles innocently
Earin wisps: Or choose something a little more refined like port.
Corine wisps: he's got a point about the beer though
Sledge wisps: and what's wrong with corona? it's a good beer. and not all that expensive.
Earin wisps: Corona tastes like slightly watered down Budweiser.
Pokey wisps: what, no way
Sledge wisps: and they don't sell yuengling here... or sam adams.
Tique wisps: that's why it's often served with a citrus wedge in the neck
Pokey wisps: doesn't taste anything like it :p
Earin wisps: Like people put citrus fruits in table water. :)
Tique wisps: exactly
Sledge wisps: now that's just harsh.
Tique wisps: and like wash-up liquid is often lemon-scented
Tique wisps: to make the dishwater more palatable
Sledge wisps: fine. more beer for me.
Sledge wisps that he mutters something about picky bastards
Corine wisps: we're not picky, we just don't like to drink something that tastes awful
Pokey wisps that he :p
Pokey wisps that he quite likes corona
Pokey wisps that he and thinks bud is a little pooey.
Pokey wisps: so nyer.
Sledge wisps: speaking of nasty beers, anyone tried that new Miller Chill?
Sledge wisps that he acks
Basai wisps: i wouldn't Drink Miller if it was the only liquid on EARTH
Thalasso wisps: An Ice Cold Willer?
Fluey wisps: We have something similar, I think. A Tooheys beer which is advertised at being ice cold or something - and the taps in the bars have a temperature gauge showing that it's stored at -0.5 degrees or something.
Fluey wisps: Is that basically the same premise?
Sledge wisps: miller chill is worse than natty ice... it's horrible.
Fluey wisps: That beer is better served ice cold than otherwise/
Basai wisps: proper bear cant be -0.5*c
Clomly wisps: Why not, basai?
Sledge wisps: nah, is has lime flavoring in it.
Pokey wisps that he tops that with the tuaca-chilling machine at the bar he used to work at that said '-13degrees' on the side.
Basai wisps: becasue of the water content
Fluey wisps: Oh, gosh.
Basai wisps: *content
Clomly wisps: water can get a bit colder than 0 if it has enough dissolved in it
Earin wisps: Yeah, even a slight impurity can push water's freezing point about a bit.
Basai wisps: one Vodka can be chilled to -20 because the Ethanol disrupts the formation of the Ice latices forming
Earin wisps: (Can go positive as well as negative)
Basai wisps: **below -20
Basai wisps: but Beer has such a high water content (approx 95%) it would freeze
Pokey wisps: I'd imagine the case were the same for many other alcoholic mixtures.
Oshnugimo wisps: True, salt water freeze at lower then zero celsius..
Pokey wisps: fair cop.
Clomly wisps: what about the CO2 and the pressure it causes?
Pokey wisps: higher pressure induces a higher freezing temperature:)
Basai wisps: and low pressure loweres boiling point
Pokey wisps: you only need to think about that one for a second :)
Pokey wisps that he nerds.
Julnar wisps that she herds
Oshnugimo wisps: Er, lower one you mean, under glasiers the ice sometimes melt because of the pressure
Arukor wisps: I was in a bar the other day that was serving draft San Miguel into glasses taken out the freezer - the top part of the beer would freeze for a few minutes.
Ratman wisps: is the GCSE science revision?
Pokey wisps: they don't melt because of pressure, they melt because of friction, i'd imagine.
Oshnugimo wisps: Well, ice take more room then water..
Basai wisps: ok, when they climb mount Everest they can boil water at 30ish *C because the there is less air pressure pusing down on the liquid.
Arukor wisps: Trust (one) to turn a conversation about beer into physics.
Basai wisps: so the liquid finds it more easier to escape into the Atmosphere
Oshnugimo wisps: Yeah, if you have vater at +4 celsius you'll have the highest density you can achieve with water
Oshnugimo wisps: 'water
Pokey wisps: ok
Pokey wisps: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Phase-diag.svg
Pokey wisps: look the phase diagram
Oshnugimo wisps: Anything warmer or colder should I think take more room..
Pokey wisps: and the transition between solid and liquid states given by the red line
Earin wisps: Ah, it seems I was incorrect, the freezing point can only be lowered by addition of impurity.
Clomly wisps: at any rate, there are a lot of factors, and .5 of a degree isn't very much
Earin wisps: Indeed.
Clomly wisps: without a lot more knowledge than i have, or just doing an experiment i can't tell
Clomly wisps: plus water is weird
Ratman wisps: water is weird?
Ratman wisps: how did you work that one out?
Basai wisps: its like electrons.. wave or particle
Pokey wisps: wavicle?
Oshnugimo wisps: Jupp, water is wirde, and thank whatever you believe in for that ^^
Clomly wisps: water is a very strange substance, if you compare it to most other chemicals
Oshnugimo wisps: For if it hadn't been we wouldn't have existed
Julnar wisps: that's life for you
Oshnugimo wisps that he agrees with what Clomly was saying
Oshnugimo wisps: The last scentance that was..
Earin wisps: Hm, by my reckoning it takes 4g of salt in a pint of pure water to lower its freezing point by 0.5 degrees C. I'm not sure that's right.
Pokey wisps that he agrees
Pokey wisps: mis
Basai wisps: hahaha
Basai wisps: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7243240.stm
Basai wisps: synopsis Four US sheriff's deputies have been suspended after deliberately dumping a quadriplegic man out of his wheelchair to search him, officials have said.
Pokey wisps: well it's hard to search someone in a wheelchair if you don't take him out of it... so who's words are 'dumping'?
Basai wisps: look at the pictures.
Pokey wisps: oh.
Pokey wisps: dude, what a dick :p
Basai wisps: they didn't lift him out, looks like they just 'dump'ed him out
Oshnugimo wisps: Hum, actualy high pressure should also release some of the energy in a particle in the form of heat, that might be why the lowest portions of glaciers sometimes melt...
FreyAlise wisps: So why does this C compiled program only accept ANSI .txt files as input?
FreyAlise wisps that she is confused
Siilaan wisps: What should is accept then?
Siilaan wisps: (Yay, a distraction.
FreyAlise wisps: Unicode
Siilaan wisps: Unicode is Fiddlier.
Siilaan wisps: Definitely in C.
Siilaan wisps: Generally, you need to use the wide character header, and the wchar_t / wchar_t[] for characters and strings, and the wide versions of the IO functions.
FreyAlise wisps: Oi, that's C++
FreyAlise wisps that she flees
Siilaan wisps: Plain C can work with Unicode.
FreyAlise wisps: Whatever.
FreyAlise wisps: I'll use ansi
Siilaan wisps: You just need to code that program from the start.
FreyAlise wisps: And why does it crash when I try to run it from the compiler/workstation window but work if executed directly?
Siilaan wisps: It's C, crashing unhelpfully is what it's good at.
FreyAlise wisps: it's kind of creepy.
Siilaan wisps: The IDE might've tried to attach a debugger to it when run from within it, that could change things.
FreyAlise wisps: Yah. might be it.
FreyAlise wisps: Ta siilaan. You're as helpful as ever.
FreyAlise wisps: w/o sarcasm
Siilaan wisps: Also, http://www.joelonsoftware.com/printerFriendly/articles/Unicode.html
Falandro wisps that she accuses a mis.
Siilaan wisps that he acquits.
Siilaan wisps: Er.
Siilaan wisps: Whatever.
FreyAlise wisps: hmm.
Siilaan wisps: Also, http://www.joelonsoftware.com/printerFriendly/articles/Unicode.html
FreyAlise wisps: What's the difference between "fopen(x.txt, "rt")" and "fopen(x.txt, "r")"
Clomly wisps: one's got a t in it
Siilaan wisps: A really good "Introduction to Unicode" article.
Beale wisps: One is correct, the other isn't? :P
Beale wisps: As far as I'm aware, t is not a valid character to be contained within a mode string.
FreyAlise wisps: my learning module told me to put t in the string
Siilaan wisps: Chances are your implementation just drops the ones it doesn't like on the floor.
Siilaan wisps: Did the module explain it?
FreyAlise wisps: No
FreyAlise wisps: in the example, it said "rt"
Beale wisps: Are you sure it didn't say "r+"?
FreyAlise wisps: Something along the lines of: "Be sure to include a mode string or the compiler won't know what to do with the function. NOTE: Some compilers might auto-insert "a" in there but you can't be sure."
FreyAlise wisps: I think so, Bea.
Siilaan wisps: "Some compilers might autoinsert" hurts my brain.
Beale wisps: Well, what are you doing with the file? Just reading from it?
Siilaan wisps: For what it's worth, you're very unlikely to need a file opened to read and write in an entry-level course.
Basai wisps: qwho
Clomly wisps: qme
Pokey wisps: freakin sweet
Keita wisps: I swear I didn't just type 'qme' :(
FreyAlise wisps: Toilet break.
FreyAlise wisps: And no, I'm just trying to read an input file and write to an output file
Pokey wisps: missweet.
FreyAlise wisps: At any rate, thanks
FreyAlise wisps: I think I sorted this task out.
FreyAlise wisps: quite easy for a 7-pointer
Thalasso wisps: Anyone played the new Sam and Max games?
Taliesin wisps: I failed the weakest link :(
Siilaan wisps: The Telltale server is overloaded like heck.
Siilaan wisps: I'll play it tomorrow or so.
Thalasso wisps: Geeze, I wonder why?
Thalasso wisps: With a name of Night of the Raving Dead?
Siilaan wisps: It sounds like it'll be very painful.
Siilaan wisps that he hopes the writing finally picks up, season 2's been meh -ish so far.
Thalasso wisps: I find it runs pretty grindy on my laptop.
Thakh wisps: Meh-ish? Didn't the previous episode teach us that Drugs Are Good?
Siilaan wisps: Moai Better Blues had good bits I suppose.
Siilaan wisps: Ice Station Santa wasn't nearly as awesome as S1E4-6
Talisker wisps: hmm. Anyone here happen to have an AMCW that I could buy off of you? (or, y'know. Feels like getting one easily. =)
Siilaan wisps that he should replay 104 and 105.
Thakh wisps: Hmm. 105 was very painful.
Scouter wisps: Teaching in the old warriors' guild cafe!
Clio wisps: Most dear Clio, You are like the sweet summer's breeze, and I await yearning for the touch of you upon my fevered brow. Most tender wishes, the Grflx
JCDenton wisps that he grins.
tay wisps: That's when you know you should log off and come back later
tay wisps that he remembered it was Valentine's Day when he logged in. Then he quickly realised what the very angry voicemail was about.
Lylith wisps: Bravo
tay wisps: How was I supposed to know it was Valentine's Day! It's not like they have signs or anything for it.
Arukor wisps: Well if you will going to see the grflx and dying it to it, there must be some link between you two Clio.
tay wisps that he thinks that if he says that excuse often enough, maybe it will become true.
Iatemycat wisps: See everyone tomorrow!
Iatemycat wisps that he waves.
JCDenton wisps: Bye
Talisker wisps: ...eww. Reg Shoe is my secret admirer... >.<
JCDenton wisps that he grins.
Unite wisps: anyone need a spair elegant stiletto?
Ikke wisps: who is artan?
Ikke wisps: and why is he gay on me
Arukor wisps: Someone in the thieve's guild, the one you pay the quota to I think.
Ikke wisps: lol the geougreos clerk?
Ikke wisps: the funny
Talisker wisps: hey, at least you don't have Reg Shoe admiring you... =) (and it answers a question I didn't ask before, whether or not the gender of NPC/PC matters)
Clomly wisps: Nono, the accountant with the glass eye (or eyepatch, i can't remember)
Fulgoris wisps: no, Artan is a he
Clomly wisps: I got a valentines card from 0!
Fulgoris wisps: I leave for 5 minutes and its laggy
Siilaan wisps: Hrm. What do you know. I do own a full set of black clothing.
Eliza wisps: i'm looking for a pshop with a nice selection of blorples for sale, any suggestions?
Aikanaro wisps: Probably the one on Filigree.
Unite wisps: bye bye! i gotta leave
Eliza wisps: ta, ill have a look, the one near tuna walk has the hub but no general locations (genua letssay), cheers
Lights wisps: oh noes
Sokkard wisps: Hmmm, Offler-goodness.
Sokkard wisps: Right! Now what shall I sing? Something from Areyem, M C Mallet, Newbie King, Lynched Liam, The Hamlet Persons, Orphans Impovision Workshop, The Boggles, Patricienne, Lappet Faced Worriers, Mellow Yellow Wahooni Fruits or Enim Rac?
Thakh wisps that he expertly executes an ambush on Sokkard.
Thakh wisps that he catches Sokkard by surprise. Thakh wisps that he asks Sokkard to sing Areyem.
Sokkard wisps: Rightio, Thakh, Areyem it is then!
Arukor wisps: Enim Rac
Arukor wisps that he mutters about that coming halfway through a spell.
Pit wisps: 2 days without discworld. :(((((
Druworos wisps: omg! :P
Clio wisps: but 2 days of febmeet!
Pit wisps: Well, yes, that's the upside. :)
Clio wisps: i'll let you mud from my phone, it's a bit crap though
Rimbaud wisps: luckily i've made my only little dw set out of cereal boxes and paper mache
Pokey wisps that he is bored as hell, and wishes he'd arranged to go :(
Rimbaud wisps: heh mis
Clio wisps: I've got make your own opoly, which I was going to turn into discworld mudopoly
Pit wisps that he waves sadly and logs off to go to bed, as tomorrow's train ride is EARLY.
Clio wisps: see you tomorrow!
Arukor wisps: What would be the streets?
Clio wisps: the streets of am
Arukor wisps: Is there anything Park Lane/Mayfair like? :p
Rimbaud wisps: well you could make a base and paint the streets
Thalasso wisps: I love this. http://www.kalimonster.net/other/folove_zeleny-digitalfreaks-org.jpg
Clio wisps: the stations were going to be pubs, things like "You win $20 in a Soxy lookalike contest"
Lloyd wisps: Ok, who wants to lend me 1800 dollars?
Lights wisps: ask the TSB :P
Sonnir wisps that he watches the tumbleweed roll by
Juppie wisps: how much interest?
Lloyd wisps: I probably wont pay you back.
Lloyd wisps: Just trying to be honest there.
Lights wisps: personal lending decisions will probably say ''no'' to that Lloyd
Lloyd wisps: Ok, %10.
Lights wisps: you wouldn't even get that if you had the premier account, let's treat this s the cash advance it is... 31.2%
Lloyd wisps: Hmmm, I doubt I gould gather much more than 2K very quickly.
Lights wisps: call collections :)
Lights wisps that he hugs Lloyd and passes him on
Lloyd wisps: But alas, nobody will lend to me anyways.
Lights wisps: that's what a bad credit score will do to ya :)
Lloyd wisps: It's even worse, I have no credit score
Lights wisps: any credit cards?
Lloyd wisps: Nope
Lights wisps: age?
Lloyd wisps: 21
Lights wisps: you have a credit score
Lloyd wisps: How?
Lights wisps: by being alive
Lights wisps that he nods sagely
Lloyd wisps: You don't get a credit score until you have credit//
Lights wisps: v untrue
Lights wisps: it's account conduct that counts
Lloyd wisps: But how could they rate my credit with nothing to base it on?
Lights wisps: i assume you have a bank a/c?
Lloyd wisps: Just a savings.
Lights wisps: they'll rate you on that, it's a centralised system, the bank are just wheels in the ... larger picture thing
Lights wisps: previous bankruptcy, voters roll info etc etc
Lloyd wisps: Eh?
Lights wisps: this is real life mind you, not disc
Lights wisps: so no, no 1.8k for you
Lloyd wisps: No bankruptcy, and I don't vote.
Lights wisps: have to be on the voters roll or you get a fraud warning
Lights wisps: is how they check you
Lights wisps: are not just anybody
Lloyd wisps: Huh, none so far.
emrys wisps: http://deathby1000papercuts.blogspot.com/2008/02/meaning-of-flowers.html
Lloyd wisps: I'm not registered for the draft either, and nothing has happened to me.
emrys wisps: For all that you wanted to say, but knew that no matter what you said with words she wouldn't really understand them.
Running wisps: where can i exchange my money?
emrys wisps: and my favorite "2. Black Roses - Vengeance
Lloyd wisps: Where are you?
Running wisps: ankh-morpork
Running wisps: morpork
Lloyd wisps: There is a money changer on the street of bankers.
Lloyd wisps: Sorry, street of book keepers
Robgea wisps: Thesis: If it's not love then it's the bomb, the bomb, the bomb that will bring us together.
Robgea wisps: Discuss.
Running wisps: where is the street of book keeper?
Robgea wisps: South of Street of Small Gods
Robgea wisps: First street going south of it between Temple of Small Gods and Short Street.
Thakh wisps: I thought bombs are more for tearing people appart.
Lloyd wisps: Follow short street from south from the drum until you hit dogbottler, then go east until you can't anymore, then go northeast once, then south
Lloyd wisps: South twice and south east, then east again
Lloyd wisps: That should put you inside the doors
Running wisps: at the money change plase how do i change my money?
Lloyd wisps: help here
Druworos wisps: so i'm drifting on the sea
EdiCt wisps: 'Twas the night before FebMeet, and all through the MUD, not a creature was stirring, not even a...uhh...something that rhymes with MUD.
Cooner wisps: pud......dle
Thalasso wisps: spud.
EdiCt wisps: My housemate suggested that.
Thalasso wisps: That's the only one that comes to mind.
Druworos wisps: mis, perchance?
Druworos wisps: one good question is how i can prostrate myself on the ground, while drifting on the sea...
Seirou wisps: "Using sand, you can create green glass goods at the glass furnace. Green glass isn't very valuable, but if you also have pearlash, you can make clear glass. Pearlash is potash which has been baked in a kiln. As described in the paragraph on fertilizing farms, potash is obtained by evaporating lye water, and lye water is obtained from soaking wood ash at the ashery."
emrys wisps: so, who assisinated Imad Mughniyeh? The isralis? The Lebanese? The CIA? MI5?
EdiCt wisps: MI6.
Robgea wisps: SAVAK
Lanore wisps: all of them
EdiCt wisps: MI5 is internal.
emrys wisps: sorry MI6
Seirou wisps: It's the revenge of KGB!
Lanore wisps: and kfc!
Druworos wisps: a) where's that from seirou? and b) assassinated who?
emrys wisps: so MI5 is like the FBI and MI6 is like the CIA?
Robgea wisps: The KCC. :p
EdiCt wisps: Sort of.
Lanore wisps: anybody wanna buy a bed and some bedside tables?
EdiCt wisps: Do they come with any post-sale extras?
Lanore wisps: shut up edict
Druworos wisps: so they do, i presume
Lanore wisps: edicts being a booger face..but for the whole set i'd say..6 royals
Druworos wisps: i'll give you 7 for post-sale extras. plus, you can keep the actual bed :P
Lanore wisps: i don't want the bed, i need the space for wardrobes and chests
Druworos wisps: well then have 7 royals, give me the services, then throw the bed away :P
Talisker wisps: Ehm... why this insistance, if Lanore's already said no several times?
Druworos wisps: i should get out of the water. is djb likely to be the warmest?
Lanore wisps: yar
Druworos wisps: and also, to be a booger face?
Lanore wisps: i try to censor myself when i'm not talking on the thieves
Lanore wisps: or it'd be worse
Exote wisps: Cootie Queen.
Exote wisps that he helps
Lanore wisps: who you calling a cootie queen you lent licker
Exote wisps: What the french toast :(
Acantha wisps that she listens, and huggles all three of you.
Eida wisps: Acanthaaaaaaa
emrys wisps: hey acantha
Sledge wisps: french toast?
Sledge wisps: I want french toast.
emrys wisps: the floor is bettery anyway lanore
Tique wisps: mmm that's a great idea
Lanore wisps: bettery?
Sledge wisps: TIQUE!
Acantha wisps: hey emrys
emrys wisps: better-y
emrys wisps: hey acantha
Tique wisps: uh-oh
Exote wisps that he gives Tique french toast
Sledge wisps: tique, it's no fun when you're not logged in. I can't use targeted souls. :*(
Tique wisps: afk making french toast
Eida wisps: Exooooote
Tique wisps: also: if your name is sledge, I don't exist.
Eida wisps: Tiiiique
Exote wisps: It's like regular toast, but with more tongue.
Exote wisps that he beams
Chimara wisps: Eida is drunk, or something.
Eida wisps that she licks y'all
Tique wisps: Eida, are you flirting with me again?
Lanore wisps: hot
Lanore wisps: she's drunk
Sledge wisps: that hurts, Tique. Really. It does.
Tique wisps: lalalala rhubarb rhubarb
Lanore wisps: she's just a precious lil horn ball
Exote wisps: hormones + alcohol = eida?
Lanore wisps: she makes me look like a virgin
Sledge wisps: tique, will you bring me french toast?
Exote wisps: That's quite an accomplishment
Lanore wisps: 'tis
Exote wisps: After the...erm...video...
Lanore wisps: shhh
Lanore wisps: nobody knows about that
Exote wisps: Oops.
emrys wisps: Al queida is burning people alive in iraq :-(
Baret wisps: where is the am winehouse?
emrys wisps: http://acanadianguy.blogspot.com/2008/02/hrriyet-videolarn-izlemet-iin-fla sh-7.html
Lanore wisps: in rehab
Druworos wisps: what else is new?
emrys wisps: DON't click if you are easily offended
Lanore wisps: oooh am winehouse..thought you ment amy winehouse
Arukor wisps: Isn't she out again?
Lanore wisps: no no no?
Baret wisps: shes proabably there too
Baret wisps: does anyone know?
Juppie wisps: you should have a look on the map...
Baret wisps: i cant seem to find it
Baret wisps: i've been all round ankh morpork, dont seem to have the right one
Arukor wisps: I don't think it's labelled.
Lanfear wisps: Teaching in the Hall of Heroes at the old Warriors' Guild in AM :)
Sledge wisps: anyone have a set of iron gauntlets for sale?
Pite wisps: Ashes to Ashes is officially awesome
Ilenore wisps: wossat?
Pite wisps: Followup to Life on Mars
Umlaut wisps: Are any of the same characters in it?
Pite wisps: Yeah
Pite wisps: Basically all of the cops except Sam and the woman
emrys wisps: Juli, its ok, its because you are a MONSTER
emrys wisps: http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/imagestore/2008/2/15/78bf6b6e-c312-424c -bf63-7920e802163b.jpg
Romanov wisps: no
Romanov wisps: no cat macros
emrys wisps: heh
Julnar wisps: not without a tinyurl
Romanov wisps: seriously
Clomly wisps: awww
Romanov wisps: i mean people need to get over them already
Julnar wisps: what about rat macros?
emrys wisps: or bat macros? while we are at it
Romanov wisps: no. animal. macros.
Clomly wisps: Hat macros?
emrys wisps: robt macros are ok then?
Romanov wisps: no macros. okay?!
Lanfear wisps: You don't need to go to them. I think they're cute :)
Julnar wisps: what about micros?
Lanfear wisps: What is a macro anyway?
Romanov wisps that he stabs himself in the face.
emrys wisps: Its a thing lanfear
emrys wisps: Kinda like an alias
Julnar wisps: with words
emrys wisps: only more complicated
emrys wisps: well not necessairly
Lanfear wisps: Whut?
emrys wisps: its more that you push a button and it fires right off
emrys wisps: instead of you having to type it out
Grethar wisps: Is it possible to chop the tail off a rat with a sword? Knives are too hard to find. =P
Romanov wisps: i smell quest hint
Lanfear wisps: So.. a url is a macro?
emrys wisps: A series of commands and procedures that are carried out in response to a single command or keystroke, or identified by a single name.
emrys wisps: www.c-3.com/dict.cfm
Julnar wisps: I smell cake
Romanov wisps: It's just an image with baby words on them and some revolting picture of a furry animal.
Julnar wisps: what about boobs macros?
Lanfear wisps: That's a macro?
emrys wisps: Rom, you must learn the zen of manipulating the emtions
emrys wisps: The big eyes and baby words trigger the awww reflex in many humans
Lanfear wisps that she sobs.
Julnar wisps: it can be if you give me 5 minutes
emrys wisps that he laughs
Julnar wisps that she fires up the google
emrys wisps: Pets are the babies of the new age
emrys wisps: except they stay in their baby status
Julnar wisps: makes it easy not to deal with those pesky teenage years
emrys wisps: Its fruitless.
Julnar wisps: not if you don't neuter them
emrys wisps: ultimately 1 more cat is worth a lot less than 1 more human (well for average values of cat and human)
Running wisps: is there a pile of cobbles in satire sqaure?
Julnar wisps: only from a human point of view
emrys wisps: but to the people who the decision it is, one cat is worth more to them than one human
emrys wisps: Hmm, Humans are a public good but a private bad?
Running wisps: excuse me but is there a pile of cobbles in satire sqaure?
Running wisps: oh i need them to make bloplers
Lanfear wisps: _satire_ square?
Coyote wisps: named for the famous satires directed against wizards (thus the blackened craters)
Coyote wisps: and gods (thus more blackened craters)
Coyote wisps: and, of course, the very funny satires directed against the patrician (thus the boot scrapes on the paving stones)
emrys wisps: all the cres hid :-(
Ilik wisps: Hoi, Unwise I saw you stealing six Royals from BadJelly's bank and I think they deserved it.
Druworos wisps: ilik!
Sledge wisps that he curses airport internet connections
Ilik wisps: Hoi, Clomly I saw you stealing money from Cariada's house and I think that stinks.
Ilik wisps: Hoi, Rum I saw you stealing a green gem from Klypt's Guild and I think it's great.
Gothzum wisps: Ah. blindness.
Gothzum wisps: Fun.
Astohamas wisps that he can't see the attraction, himself...
Unite wisps: hello
Lloyd wisps: Hello
Astohamas wisps that he would say "Hello", but has a name longer than five characters.
Eida wisps: And a nubile young s...
Eida wisps: Wait
KittenZ wisps: You offer to teach yourself 1 level of fighting for 178328 xp.!!!
Dolk wisps: You can teach yourself 1 level of fighting.melee.sword for 11186 xp.
Myr wisps that he accuses Unite of not being able to round up...
KittenZ wisps: You offer to teach yourself 1 level of fighting.melee.sword for 4325 xp. ftw!
Unite wisps: yes i've noticed a big change in heavy sword hmm
Unite wisps: faster
KittenZ wisps: FFXII =(
KittenZ wisps: is painful
Unite wisps: soo is my heavy sword
Clomly wisps: Then microwave the DVD!
KittenZ wisps: I think they tried to make an MMO styled single player game
KittenZ wisps: fun but i preferred the old style combat better
Clomly wisps that he O Kittenz is sexually harassing me! HLEP hlep! Liaison!
Louisiana wisps: It's a good game. But in comparison to other FF games, it fails.
Unite wisps: woah!
Unite wisps: two hit kill
KittenZ wisps: Hmm you think so?
Louisiana wisps that she nods.
KittenZ wisps: I like it a looot better than 8
KittenZ wisps: or 9
KittenZ wisps: or X-2
Alatar wisps: I have a holy blade of soyin for sale
KittenZ wisps: X-2 was pretty fail
Unite wisps: already got one
Louisiana wisps: X-2 was insanely fail. It was like FF meets Barbie.
Unite wisps: i don't use it
KittenZ wisps: Only thing that annoys me is the fact that at the start I had no idea what to do with the licences in FFXII
KittenZ wisps: so I wasted a lot of random points getting stupid things, then also didn't realise you don't actually get forced to use a char
KittenZ wisps: so i levelled other chars for some reason
KittenZ wisps: so now i'm pathetically weak, about half way through the game and failing =(
Unite wisps: on discworld?
Louisiana wisps: FFXII.
Louisiana wisps: I've apparently been playing for 190 hours, according to the time thingie. Probably why my characters all uber.
Unite wisps: never played it
KittenZ wisps: left it on overnight? =P
Louisiana wisps: Nope. Actual playing. I have lots of free time.
Unite wisps: same here
Unite wisps: same here
Louisiana wisps: Which is probably why I spend all day on here. :)
Unite wisps: haha me too
KittenZ wisps: i'm up to the part where funny face (Ashe)'s like "Omg I need to learn how to use this nethercite!
Unite wisps: thats why im soo stron
KittenZ wisps: and we're off to some random village half way across the map
Louisiana wisps that she accuse Unite of numberchasing.
Louisiana wisps: accuses, too.
KittenZ wisps: Penello keeps going OOM =( Maybe I should get her to stop autocast regen =(
Unite wisps: maybe i should start working on a wizard
Louisiana wisps: Maybe. And Maybe.
Lanfear wisps: How is your guitar playing coming along?
Unite wisps: ok.
Myr wisps: Would s/he have Storm Dragon and nothing else?
KittenZ wisps: no
Unite wisps: its outa tune atm
KittenZ wisps: 500 levels of heavy swords =(
Unite wisps: need to get a tuner for it
Unite wisps: hmm
KittenZ wisps: you can tune it manually you know
Unite wisps: i know but its hard to
KittenZ wisps: like your e string might be out of tune, but all the rest of your strings would be just as out of tune =D
KittenZ wisps: so it'll sound ok =D
Unite wisps: i deffently need guitar lessons
Unite wisps: still don't know all the strings yet and the chords
Clomly wisps: EADGBE :D
Eida wisps: deffently?
Unite wisps: yeah.
Unite wisps: i know i spelled it wrong haha
Eida wisps: Oh, I just got it, nvm. :P
KittenZ wisps: pffft
KittenZ wisps: Strings
KittenZ wisps: who needs to know the strings when playing guitar
Unite wisps: i meant the right notes
Clomly wisps: Someone who's trying to play melody from sheet music?
KittenZ wisps: Notes! Overrated!
Clomly wisps: Rhythm guitar isn't the only kind.
KittenZ wisps: Clomly, you forget
KittenZ wisps: At our modern day and age every self-taught guitar god uses tabs
KittenZ wisps: And don't actually know how to play music
Clomly wisps: But how will they play neat classical music?
KittenZ wisps: They can't differentiate between C and C# yet they can pull of "amazing" riffs
Clomly wisps: or transpose something they see someone on a keyboard playing?
KittenZ wisps: transpose?? classical??
KittenZ wisps: Wow, back in 1650 are we??
Clomly wisps: Yes. Now get off my lawn!
KittenZ wisps: Real guitarists don't need to transpose =P
KittenZ wisps: And well they just have to move their finger across a couple of frets =P Voila
KittenZ wisps: Transpose!
Clomly wisps: point
Unite wisps: i gotta get ready for work..,.
Unite wisps: more pans to grease... for pizza
Unite wisps: alot of them!
Unite wisps: about 250
Unite wisps: seeya later~
Unite wisps: seeya later
Myr wisps: ...was the 250 figure about his heavy sword?
Myr wisps that he missed part of the conversation.
KittenZ wisps: no
Clomly wisps: how many pans he was greasing, i think
KittenZ wisps: it's about his work
Astofingas wisps: Everyone needs a greased pan...
Clomly wisps: Especially if they want to make pizza
Myr wisps: Where would you find 250 pans? Even for a restaurant it sound like a lot...
KittenZ wisps: umm at a pizza place? =P
Clomly wisps: pizza shop
Clomly wisps: i'd imagine they're not all greased at once
Clomly wisps: but form some sort of rotation
KittenZ wisps: Sure they are
Astofingas wisps that he wonders why nobody's suggested a leaning tower of pizza yet.
KittenZ wisps: 250 greased then just left there waiting for pizzas to cook
KittenZ wisps: that way you don't have to muck around
Clomly wisps: ah
Clomly wisps: I must confess I am not privy to the intracacies of running a pizza shop.
KittenZ wisps: neither am i
KittenZ wisps: but it's fast food
Astofingas wisps: Of course, /true/ pizzas aren't made in pans. ;)
KittenZ wisps: just like KFC like leaves their chicken out overnight so they don't have to bother putting it back in the next morning =P
Myr wisps that he doesn't think there would be enough room for 250 pizza pans in most of the Italian restaurant/pizza shops he knows about...
Clomly wisps: Delish!
KittenZ wisps: they're not really that big
KittenZ wisps: it's like 3 stacks of pizza pansish
KittenZ wisps: maybe like 5
KittenZ wisps: they just stack it up from the ground
KittenZ wisps: next to the making place and the ingredients place
Swan wisps: probably not on the ground
Myr wisps: Thanks for enlightening me.
KittenZ wisps: you're welcome =D
KittenZ wisps: Where did Morse go??
KittenZ wisps: omggg he must've gotten a girlfriend or something
Astofingas wisps: Hmm, so Lancre, CCrow-legged cottage. It's not a place I recognise, definitely. Moving place, I assume?
Astofingas wisps that he mischats
KittenZ wisps: Basshunter!
KittenZ wisps: Wheeeee
cinnamon wisps: Bah, terrible song.
KittenZ wisps: Now You're Gone (Fonzerelli Remix) - Basshunter? =P
KittenZ wisps: Bored! Suggestions! =O
Clomly wisps: One quart of lube, a goldfish, a chessboard and a dutch ambsassador.
Rosenberg wisps: To the northeast, the town crier yells: Hug a newbie!
KittenZ wisps: A quart of lube?
KittenZ wisps: isn't that a bit much?
Clomly wisps: I'm not one to judge.
KittenZ wisps: a goldfish??
Minimal wisps: depends on the size of the goldfish
Robgea wisps: Not for a Dutch ambassador it's not.
KittenZ wisps: Mmm Ministry of Sound 2008 <3
KittenZ wisps: Ohhh do any americans know who Miley Cyrus is? =O
Sprynx wisps: Hannah Montana.
Sprynx wisps: Miley Cyrus = Hannah Montana.
KittenZ wisps: Yes
KittenZ wisps: But i'm amazed someone knew =D
KittenZ wisps: you watch the disney channel? =P
KittenZ wisps: No need to deny it =(
KittenZ wisps: It's a great channel =D
Sprynx wisps: I keep up with current media, yes. I'm rather unfamiliar with the Disney channel.
Rosenberg wisps: Channels? I vaguely remember those things before the internet.
KittenZ wisps: lol
KittenZ wisps: I have no idea how "famous" she is =(
KittenZ wisps: But she sang disney songs so she's awesome =D
Sprynx wisps: The radio talks about her often. Her concerts sell out and go for 10000% profit on ebay.
Catwoman wisps that she contemplates becoming a ticket scalper
KittenZ wisps: really?
KittenZ wisps: I should try out for a disney movie
KittenZ wisps: omg
KittenZ wisps: my keyboard is so cheap
KittenZ wisps: there's a button called "Performance Assistance" or something
KittenZ wisps: And you just mash any key on the keyboard and it plays in melody
KittenZ wisps: for $3000 you get to learn to mash your fingers against the keys at the right times!
Rosenberg wisps: Oh, _that_ sort of keyboard.
Clomly wisps: The most annoying thing about those features
Clomly wisps: is if you actually play the chords
Clomly wisps: it gets confused and thinks you're hitting three keys far too fast
KittenZ wisps: no =P
KittenZ wisps: it's a proper keyboard
KittenZ wisps: just it has a lot of features
KittenZ wisps: so comes with a 150 page manual
KittenZ wisps: it records songs has like incredible accompanyment, can connect to comp etc etc
Scouter wisps: Hat!
Gaignan wisps: Fish!
cinnamon wisps: Sessifet!
Astofingas wisps: Gloves!
Julnar wisps that she reminds scouter this is not the priests channel
Julnar wisps: ket!
Julnar wisps: aka put
Robgea wisps: Offler
KittenZ wisps: Youuuu'reeee heeerrrreeee there's noooooothinnggg i feeaaarrrrr and I knooooowwww that my heaartt willlllll gooo ooonnnnnnn
Clomly wisps: AAAAGH!
Clomly wisps that he writhes around on the floor screaming and bleeding from the ears.
KittenZ wisps: lol as you can see i'm doing the soundtrack for our little play atm =P
Kirk wisps: Jesus H. Corbet! Have you been on all this time since I logged, KittenZ? :O
KittenZ wisps: YES =D
KittenZ wisps: no
KittenZ wisps: I woke up umm 2 hours ago =P
Kirk wisps: Oh. Okay. :D
KittenZ wisps: 5 hours sleep ftw! But working on soundtrack ftwwwwww more win more win!
Nuit wisps that she winces
KittenZ wisps: hweeeeee
KittenZ wisps: Just need the vocals now
KittenZ wisps: So like I'll like go into the sound room and sing beautifulllyyyy *flutters eyelashes* and like possssibly have it somewhere sometime =D
Nuit wisps: American idol has started again. :(
KittenZ wisps: And everyone can listen and be like *swoooon*
Nuit wisps: I can't seem to get away from it. Everyone I'm around keeps mentioning it.
KittenZ wisps: I never watched it =(
Nuit wisps: I don't watch it but I still loathe it.
KittenZ wisps: I hate the sound of my own voice =(
KittenZ wisps: It's so horrible
KittenZ wisps: You hear yourself and you just go ugggghhhh
KittenZ wisps: so embarassing =(
KittenZ wisps: anyways brb torturing myself =D
Kirk wisps: American Idol isn't very good at all... Except when people extremely fail.
KittenZ wisps: SHE BANGS SHE BANGS!
KittenZ wisps: nvm =(
KittenZ wisps: sound room in use
KittenZ wisps that she twiddles thumbs
KittenZ wisps: *her
Kirk wisps: You have a sound room?
KittenZ wisps: indeeeed
Kirk wisps: At your house?
KittenZ wisps: nonono
KittenZ wisps: we have a music room at our house though =D
KittenZ wisps: have like 8 violins and stuff =D
Nuit wisps: Do you play?
Nuit wisps that she looks excited
KittenZ wisps: yup, and piano and bass and stuff
KittenZ wisps: and we have a grand piano =D
Nuit wisps: Not the violin?
KittenZ wisps: full size!
KittenZ wisps: Oh I play violin =P
Nuit wisps: Yay :D
Kirk wisps: Woo! Bass is great. It's totally under rated.
Nuit wisps that she high fives Kittenz
KittenZ wisps that she cheers and hugs Nuit
KittenZ wisps: Bass is easy ^_^
Nuit wisps that she agrees
Catwoman wisps that she wishes scorpions spoke djelian
Nuit wisps: How come?
Kirk wisps: If you know how to play. Anyone can use a bass, but *playing* bass is different.
Catwoman wisps: give me some tms :)
KittenZ wisps: not really =P
KittenZ wisps: You play around on the chord you're given!
KittenZ wisps: if it's jazz slap in the 7th every now and then
KittenZ wisps: voila!
KittenZ wisps: Pro bass player
KittenZ wisps: unless you can't keep time... then you're just retarded and shouldn't call yourself a musician
Kirk wisps: That's exactly what I'd expect of a Jack of all trades. I've played for nigh on 9 years, and someone playing bass and a bassist are a totally different story.
KittenZ wisps: ahaha =P
KittenZ wisps: Well listen to songs =P
KittenZ wisps: Most genres don't really need an overwhelming bass
Kirk wisps: That's true.
KittenZ wisps: only genre you really get to show off in is like power metal maybe
KittenZ wisps: otherwise jazz is pretty standard too
Nuit wisps: I played bass in a death metal band for a while and didn't get to show off. :(
KittenZ wisps: ahaha if you want to show off you need to play the guitar
KittenZ wisps: or if your band has keys
Kirk wisps: I must admit though, I do find it annoying when people can practice and actually succeed in more than say 3 different instrument types. It makes me feel inferior. :(
KittenZ wisps: otherwise it sounds horribbbleeee
KittenZ wisps: Meh, I was like born into music
Nuit wisps: I play guitar but not with a band. I prefer solo stuffs now-a-days.
KittenZ wisps: whole family plays, mummy is the trinity music rep for the south island etc etc
Kirk wisps: So are alot of people... Unless you mean well known music, like worldwide, in which case no.
KittenZ wisps: lol
KittenZ wisps: true
KittenZ wisps: I feel inferior anyways =(
KittenZ wisps: My older brother plays like 500000 times better than i do
Kirk wisps: There's always someone better... It jusr sucks when it's family. XD
Nuit wisps that she laughs. Quite.
KittenZ wisps: he's quitting though =(
Nuit wisps: Why? :(
KittenZ wisps: He screwed up his exam
Julnar wisps: obviously you must kill him
KittenZ wisps: lost the sheet music and stuff for it and had to do it without and screwed it up
Siilaan wisps that he puts up huge, red, blinking, etc, warning signs.
KittenZ wisps: anyways he raged pretty hard
KittenZ wisps: said he's never touching another piano again
Nuit wisps: Ahh, he'll get over it probably.
Nuit wisps: How long has it been?
KittenZ wisps: well there's only one teacher that can teach him in the country
KittenZ wisps: and she's the person marking his exam
KittenZ wisps: and she hates him and just abuses him all the time
KittenZ wisps: so he put up with her crap for like 2 years and failed the exam basically
Kirk wisps: She's in love. :p
Nuit wisps: That's horrid :(
KittenZ wisps: she's mummy's boss
KittenZ wisps: so yeah
Nuit wisps: How old is your brother?
KittenZ wisps: 21
Kirk wisps: Is she old? Sometimes you have to take it like a man.
KittenZ wisps: she's like 50something
KittenZ wisps: or older
Kirk wisps: That's a nasty thought.
KittenZ wisps: Meh... it's really hard to stay focused on something if all you ever get is just constant abuse and put downs and stuff
Clomly wisps: So he's only 21
Nuit wisps that she knows exactly what you're talking about :(
Nuit wisps: Having issues like that at work.
KittenZ wisps: Mmm =(
Clomly wisps: and only one teacher is good enough to teach him
KittenZ wisps: Yeah
KittenZ wisps: he's very good
Clomly wisps: and she somehow thinks there's some justification for telling him he's crap?
KittenZ wisps: Yes =P
KittenZ wisps: ironic but yeah
KittenZ wisps: she just constantly abuses him
Clomly wisps: Well, what you do is you get a large rake.
Clomly wisps: this time without the quart of lube
Clomly wisps: and....
Nuit wisps that she :O
KittenZ wisps: lol
KittenZ wisps: Anyways, he's the musician, i'm the dancer, and my younger brother's the drama queen
KittenZ wisps: though we all do all 3
KittenZ wisps: brb
Poncho wisps: Does anyone want to trade me a flat cap for some round pieces of metal?
KittenZ wisps: Backs =O
KittenZ wisps: I need moar music! Suggestions!
Julnar wisps: rasputin
Nuit wisps: Rasputin?
KittenZ wisps: Rasputin?
Julnar wisps: I ususally say which ever song is stuck in my head
Nuit wisps: I didn't know rasputin was a song.
Julnar wisps: have you ever heard of bony em?
Astofingas wisps: Rah rah Rasputin, Lover of the Russian Queen... (or something like that. ;)
Acantha wisps that she dances to Rasputin.
KittenZ wisps: Oh wow =O
KittenZ wisps: electric violin?? =O
Julnar wisps: might be
Nuit wisps that she oooOos
KittenZ wisps: I like this band =D
Julnar wisps: I know, addicting isn't it?
KittenZ wisps: I'd like them a lot if all their songs had the electric violin =D
Siilaan wisps: 21. Years,
Julnar wisps: it might, they've got other songs
KittenZ wisps: no 21 days
KittenZ wisps: folk metal ^_^ Sounds promising =D
Nuit wisps that she snogs goodbye
Julnar wisps that she frenches nuit
KittenZ wisps: I missed frenching nuit because of a restore =(
Julnar wisps: do it anyway
KittenZ wisps: "Cannot find "nuit", no match." =(
KittenZ wisps: I don't see emrys around as much anymore =(
Poncho wisps: he's on every day
KittenZ wisps: yes but he used to be on like 18 hours a day =P
Scouter wisps: Teaching in the old warriors' guild cafe!
KittenZ wisps: sigh that song is stuck in my head now =(
Julnar wisps: my work here is done
KittenZ wisps: OMG NAT =D
Julnar wisps: molest nat!
KittenZ wisps: Every day =D
tay wisps: sometimes twice!
KittenZ wisps: ohhhh febmeet
KittenZ wisps: omgz!
KittenZ wisps: Now I understand =P
tay wisps: when is that, anyway?
Julnar wisps: at least twice
tay wisps: what week, i mean
Julnar wisps: now tay
Acantha wisps: Now.
KittenZ wisps that she vaguely remembers Tique mentioning it sometime in the past =P
KittenZ wisps: "My plane leaves in 3 hours"
tay wisps: oh... hm. that explains some stuff
KittenZ wisps: jaja
KittenZ wisps: it doesn't explain why i suddenly want to listen to alizee though
Julnar wisps that she is hoping to make febmeet 2010
Julnar wisps: well we can't all be perfect kittenz
Kaea wisps: I'm aiming for next year :)
KittenZ wisps: chat Hmm 2010
Kaea wisps: I sort of miss going
KittenZ wisps: I might be able to make 2010
KittenZ wisps: by then everyone will have forgotten i existed and i'll be one of those faces in the corner that nobody knows =D
Julnar wisps: I have classes and a different continent to deal with in 2009
Eida wisps: I seriously doubt that Kittenz...
KittenZ wisps that she (
Nat wisps: Oh, hi Kittenz
KittenZ wisps: Yaaaaay
Stern wisps: So who wants to share with me at febmeet next year?
Stern wisps that he eyes everyone.
KittenZ wisps: you're not on msn!!! =(
Julnar wisps: share what?
KittenZ wisps: yeah share what?
Stern wisps: You'll see ;)
KittenZ wisps: if you're offering to buy me an island i won't decline =D
Julnar wisps that she does not agree to surprises
Nat wisps: Hold on.
Julnar wisps: it better not be the wife
Stern wisps: Don't have one yet.
KittenZ wisps: better not be the husband
Stern wisps that he grins.
Julnar wisps: well that might be okay...
Stern wisps: You are all much too fast for me. :(
Julnar wisps: I'll agree to a hotel room
Stern wisps: Oh excellent, thats up for grabs too.
KittenZ wisps: 2 guys + hotel room hmmmm
KittenZ wisps: would be amusing to kick them both out with no clothes in the middle of the night
KittenZ wisps: and have a giant king sized suite to myself hmmmm
Julnar wisps: uh yeah... kick them out
KittenZ wisps: and room service charged to Stern's credit card of course
Stern wisps: Haha, yeah my credit card, hmmm.
Nat wisps: So why were you complaining about me not being on msn anyway?
Julnar wisps that she wasn't thinking about threesomes at all
Clomly wisps that he can feel the loves radiating from Kittenz.
Stern wisps that he puts a little mark beside KittenZ name on his list.
KittenZ wisps: I dunno
KittenZ wisps: lol =P
Nat wisps: Ok, I'll block you again then
KittenZ wisps: omg =(
Julnar wisps: bbq?
Stern wisps: with sauce.
KittenZ wisps: lol
Lloyd wisps: We need to get rid of these clouds...
KittenZ wisps: Clouds?
KittenZ wisps: Where did that come from =O
Lloyd wisps: Indeed, the snow too.
Julnar wisps: the ones shaped like fluffy bunnies or the ones shaped like phaliac icons?
Julnar wisps: percipitaction lloyd
KittenZ wisps: phallic icons? =O
Lloyd wisps: I've got dense cloud cover, I wanna see the stars.
Julnar wisps: you don't see it?
Lloyd wisps: Nope.
Lloyd wisps: My clouds are just a wall of grey.
Lloyd wisps that he sniffles
KittenZ wisps: I have an innocent mind =(
Stern wisps: lies
Julnar wisps: then you really don't want to look at the cloud that's doing things to the bunny cloud
KittenZ wisps: the bunny cloud is getting attacked??
Lloyd wisps: Ok, change of subject...
Julnar wisps: ... ah yeah
Julnar wisps: sure... attacked
Melania wisps: Is it muliplying the clouds like rabbits?
Lloyd wisps: So, who likes tacos?
Julnar wisps: that would explain why the cloud cover is so dense ;)
Nat wisps: Yeah, -great- change of subject there.
KittenZ wisps: lol
Stern wisps that he coughs surreptitiously.
Lloyd wisps: Well you come up with something!
Nat wisps: My mynah bird is dead again :(
KittenZ wisps that she is listening to Like Something 4 Porno (Armand Van Helden Remix) - Felix Da Housecat =D
Julnar wisps: I'll su
Keb wisps: Awww :(
Keb wisps: So how's everyone been while I've been busy?
KittenZ wisps: busy with a bunny? =O
KittenZ wisps: so it was YOU??
Keb wisps: It usually is.
Lloyd wisps: Oh my...
KittenZ wisps: the poor bunny =(
Stern wisps: Where's Kit when you need her...
Lloyd wisps: indeed
Lloyd wisps: Argh, I need moonlight to become a werewolf, can somebody clear out these clouds?
Keb wisps that she blows at them.
Lloyd wisps: You made the snow go from light to steady...
KittenZ wisps: lol
Keb wisps: Cool, didn't know I was that powerful.
Lloyd wisps: I gotta go inside, I'm getting sick
Corine wisps: I need to get more incense
BUtterZ wisps: Natty groupgroupgroupgroupgroupgroup
BUtterZ wisps that she chases Natty around
BUtterZ wisps: Omg someone i know has never heard of ministry of sound =O
Sidd wisps: Just so you all know there once was a Canadian dictator that used to be a pirate. He was known as Mooseilini of the Carabouen.
Stern wisps: Not that I could see.
Stern wisps: mischat.
BUtterZ wisps: O.o
Melania wisps: Are some maps easier to read than others, or are they all about the same?
Lloyd wisps: Snow has gone to driving now, with a strong breeze.
Lanfear wisps: Teaching in the Hall of Heroes at the old Warriors' Guild in AM :)
Julnar wisps: stupid cabbage, why won't you be eaten? someone get me a wizard
KittenZ wisps that she agrees with Scouter
KittenZ wisps: mis
Julnar wisps: natty kins... will you blow up my cabbage?
Nat wisps: Um, sure..
tay wisps: can i watch?
KittenZ wisps: Your brother, your sister and your momma too! Put your hands in the air like you don't caaare
Stern wisps that he moves Kittenz to channel two.
Stern wisps: go on, shoo.
Kirk wisps: Is that KoRn?
KittenZ wisps: Freestylers =O and I have the korn one too
Kirk wisps: Okies.
Nat wisps: Oh, right! Blowing up cabbage.
Nat wisps that he leers.
KittenZ wisps: You're a guffie
KittenZ wisps: mis
Lloyd wisps: Anyone know a weather changing spell?
Clomly wisps: there's a weather ring, i guess
Lloyd wisps: What does it do?
Clomly wisps: but it's only local around your body
Clomly wisps: keeps you warm
Clomly wisps: pishe have soothing rain which makes it rain a little bit in that room
Nat wisps: Hmm, Julnar's cabbage seems to be resisting all attempts at being blown.
Lloyd wisps: Oh, I need to change the weather in the sky...
Julnar wisps: ah well
Lloyd wisps: Immortal Cabbage?
Kirk wisps: I don't think that the cabbages are going anywhere today.
Clomly wisps: jewellery doesn't get damaged
Clomly wisps: mis
Lloyd wisps: Which is worse, driving snow, or heavy snow?
Crookshank wisps: By any chance, has someone lost a deluded gumbo pot in the surrounds sw of Scrogden?
KittenZ wisps: I could've depending on how much it'll sell for
Melania wisps: I think that is it soooo funny that the dwarves eat the rats here :)
KittenZ wisps: my song is 250kbs from finishing =(
KittenZ wisps: with 40 people i can download off
KittenZ wisps: and not one person's letting me DL T_T
Kirk wisps: Rats is good eatin'.
KittenZ wisps: Now you're gone! Realise my love for you was strong! And I miss you here now that you're gone!
Lloyd wisps: What?
KittenZ wisps: ffs 949 users i can download off and not one single $*%#er will let me download 250kbs
Lloyd wisps: Hehehe
Scouter wisps: You could just buy the song instead!
KittenZ wisps: I could! Actually that's a great idea
Lloyd wisps: Are you mad?
Scouter wisps: It might cost you a dollar, but you could've listened to it ages ago!
KittenZ wisps: it's like 0.50c
KittenZ wisps: US or something
Lloyd wisps: Oh, nevermind then.
KittenZ wisps: like I care =P Not like i'm dead poor or anything
Scouter wisps: You're just poor, but not dead?
KittenZ wisps: I'm rich and powerful! Phwoaarrrrr!
Lloyd wisps: But if you were dead, would you even care about money?
KittenZ wisps: yes
KittenZ wisps: In case hell had starbucks
Lloyd wisps: Hehe
Lloyd wisps: I sees your point
Lloyd wisps: Damn you clouds!!!!
KittenZ wisps: just move to a part of disc wher eit's not cloudy
KittenZ wisps: like scouter's pants
Lloyd wisps: I don't think I wil.....
Lloyd wisps: You need to find a way to kill these clouds.
KittenZ wisps: ok just give me 8 hours
Lloyd wisps: You're rich and powerful afterall.
KittenZ wisps: and i'll tell you the result
Lloyd wisps: I need the results now, time is more, and eight hours is far too much time!
Lloyd wisps: money, not more...
Lloyd wisps: Oh well, I'll just have to go somewhere else...
KittenZ wisps: 34B!
KittenZ wisps: ...
KittenZ wisps: mis
Lloyd wisps: ... okey then...
KittenZ wisps: Maths homework
Nat wisps that he leers.
KittenZ wisps: no seriously! Question 34 B =O
Lloyd wisps: Soooo then, Who wants to donate to me?
Kirk wisps: The Hatchet and Entrail? Never been here before.
KittenZ wisps: lulz kirk is from 1995
Kirk wisps: Why, was this added recently? I don't play too much anymore.
Lloyd wisps: You guys are much better at changing subjects than me...
KittenZ wisps: it's been around for a very long time
Kirk wisps: Really? To be honest, I never really moved much when I did play. I think I memorised The Drum - UU and a few other parts in some countries. :/
Kirk wisps: I like this place. :D
Acantha wisps: Good!
Keb wisps that she confesses she likes it too.
KittenZ wisps: i r teh foundz j00
KittenZ wisps: oh dear god
Julnar wisps that she does not appreciate what she was quoted on in the green slab :(
nnY wisps: Where in Djb can i buy a green slab?
KittenZ wisps: link pl0x
Julnar wisps: you could try the embassy
KittenZ wisps: oh ffs
KittenZ wisps: it's in ... "Plopped out spleen, plopped out spleen. Mah-jong set" crap
Clomly wisps: read it online
KittenZ wisps: Spartans! Get ready to stomp the yard!
Clomly wisps: Madness!
Catwoman wisps: anyone else lagging?
Kirk wisps: Yupyup.
Siilaan wisps: It's backup lag.
Siilaan wisps: Every damn day, 2AM CET winter time, for years.
Siilaan wisps that he thinks this should be posted on the main page.
Julnar wisps: backup lag
Umlaut wisps: Very very.
Fewyn wisps: frack... i just ate a whole bag of hershey kisses >_>
Clomly wisps: Choices with Tol edo's weapons are purely aesthetic, correct?
Kirk wisps: Anypne ever seen the film 'The Hole'?
Kirk wisps: It isn't wrong.
Astofingas wisps: Dats der one with the lassies in the cave system, is it? (No, I haven't)
Kirk wisps: They're in a bomb shelter, disused. The Hole. If this isn't the mother of all crap making, then I don't know what is.
Kirk wisps: 'Scuse my language. :S
Marqii wisps: Ooh, more lag
Marqii wisps: Cool! Kess and Naefela are fighting.
Clomly wisps: they do that a lot
Clomly wisps: kess always wins unless you help naefela
Julnar wisps: we should start taking bets
Kirk wisps: I bet Kess. :p
Marqii wisps: kess ran away
Fulgoris wisps: ooo she doesn't like being scryed
Marqii wisps: then she came back
Siilaan wisps: Is Sweeney Todd a movie I can take my 13 yo sister to to take her mind off things?
Marqii wisps: If she likes blood
Acantha wisps: erm. Maybe?
Acantha wisps: Lots and lots of killing.
Fulgoris wisps: do you think she can handle canniabelism?
Acantha wisps: I'd suggest not.
Fulgoris wisps: sp
Keb wisps: My sister said it was pretty disturbing.
Keb wisps: Even if she did enjoy it.
Keb wisps: She just told me it's R for a reason, so no.
Siilaan wisps: Disclaimer: I inocculated her to laugh at Planet Terror.
Siilaan wisps: Though I'm considering just staying in and watching Heroes and eating pizza and thai.
KittenZ wisps: that made me more hungry =(
Insanity wisps: beans, mushrooms, sausages, bacon, scrambled egg and hash browns
Insanity wisps: Breakfats was good.
Insanity wisps: Hm... that typo improved the sentence.
Jona wisps: That really is making me miss England. :(
KittenZ wisps: i hate you all =(
KittenZ wisps: i have... juice...
Romanov wisps: scrambled eggs, bratwurst, cup of yoghurt, slices of cucumber, strawberries
KittenZ wisps: Orange and Mango flavoured juice and oxygen!
Susano wisps: shaped like fish
Romanov wisps: ramen noodles
Nuit wisps: mmm log on to cabbage and ramen.
Nuit wisps that she thinks it's going to be a good day
Scouter wisps: teaching in the old warriors' guild cafe!
Running wisps: where is elm street
Nuit wisps: On the west side of AM.
Nuit wisps: It's right near a street called Humble.
Druworos wisps: 3 words: shamrock's street finder
KittenZ wisps: I will survive! Hey Hey!
KittenZ wisps: You're on your way to becoming Sparta's next top warrior!
KittenZ wisps: God this movie is terribad
Wenlee wisps: watching 300 spartans I take it
Wenlee wisps: it was so bad it was a laugh
KittenZ wisps: rofl
Nuit wisps: I love 300 and don't want the film tainted.
Nuit wisps that she refuses to watch the spoofs
Wenlee wisps: not 300
Wenlee wisps: 300 spartans
KittenZ wisps: i love 300
Wenlee wisps: 300 much better
KittenZ wisps: Spartans! Let's battle! Oh we're about to stomp the yard!
KittenZ wisps: but ya 300 is much much better this movie is so crap
Wenlee wisps: so crap its a riot
Wenlee wisps: lets all stand in a circle and die in one spot so it wil lbe easier to find us all :/
Siilaan wisps: Whoops.
Siilaan wisps: Seems I was pinging the DW server by mistake for a few hours.
Wenlee wisps: rofl
Scaramanga wisps: lol
Siilaan wisps: (My router went boom, and I tried checking if it's the DNS.)
Wenlee wisps: noob :D
Siilaan wisps: And forgot the Unix ping never stops by default.
Siilaan wisps that he hopes this didn't cause any problems.
Siilaan wisps: Shouldn't, since A'Tuin doesn't have the ICMP port open.
KittenZ wisps: But your momma's so hairy, the only language she speaks... is WOOKIE!!!
KittenZ wisps: omg
Siilaan wisps: So's your face.
Siilaan wisps: Does anyone know if Fink ntfs-3g would work?
Siilaan wisps: Without having to futz with MacFUSE / -Fusion
Nuit wisps: Ok, so kittenz, if you knew a girl with unfortunate facial hair would you offer to help her bleach it or point it out or try not to stare?
Siilaan wisps: Voucher for the first laser treatment.
Nuit wisps: I'm not really sure how to handle the situation.
Nuit wisps: I mean, telling someone they have something in their teeth or a boogie is one thing..
KittenZ wisps: "Spartans heading south :) OMG ROTFLOL!"
KittenZ wisps: Hmm
KittenZ wisps: I'd probably point it out =P But i'm not a very nice person or very subtle
KittenZ wisps: depends how annoying it was
KittenZ wisps: Hmm
KittenZ wisps: $98 to get my hair cut
KittenZ wisps: but i get a free head massage too
KittenZ wisps: meowww
KittenZ wisps: $280 to get it dyed with streaks!
Ptlepshut wisps: I demand my money back. It says "eat and be merry", yet I seem to be unable to even nibble the edge of a frond.
cinnamon wisps: It said nothing about the eating involving your gift of cabbage.
Ptlepshut wisps: Point.
Ptlepshut wisps: We're obviously up against some very crafty lawyers.
Running wisps: where can i get a large satchel?
Minimal wisps: there was one in the leathershop sw of Hubwards Gate, AM
Insanity wisps: Uh oh, a'tuin is creeping into the future again =/
KittenZ wisps: uh ohhhh
JCDenton wisps: Creeping into the future?
Gaelen wisps: bah knew I should have smoked before I came in here
JCDenton wisps that he agrees.
Unite wisps: smoking is bad
Unite wisps: and gross
Maytag wisps: Liar.
Gaelen wisps: me not smoking will be worse
Unite wisps: no seriously i don't smoke and i know whats good for me
JCDenton wisps that he concurs.
Maytag wisps that she slips a cig under the table to Gaelen
JCDenton wisps that he tosses his pocket humidor to Gaelen. Smoke something proper!
Faye wisps: I did get a lot actually
EdiCt wisps that he leers.
Faye wisps: mischat yse
Unite wisps: too quiet!
Clomly wisps: Or just quiet enough?
Unite wisps: no,
Clomly wisps: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Subjective
Araneae wisps: Yea, wikipedia is a really reliable source, Clomly!
Clomly wisps that he giggles.
Clomly wisps: How appropriate to the topic.
EdiCt wisps: You're an appropriate topic!
EdiCt wisps: Discuss.
Scouter wisps: Hat!
Tabris wisps: Boobs!
EdiCt wisps: Hat's boobs?
Araneae wisps that she was thinking about worshipping Hat.
Jeebies wisps: Hat has those?
Tabris wisps: Which god has bigger boobs? Discuss!
Melania wisps: lol
Druworos wisps: pishe!
Jeebies wisps: Sandelfon!
Faye wisps: I didnt know you in 05.
Faye wisps: mis sorry
Clomly wisps: This is probably technically true for the majority of people who read it!
Clomly wisps: In fact, you still don't know me!
ClaC wisps: no I didn't put my finger in the nun...that was someone else..
ClaC wisps: mis chat...
Druworos wisps: indeed...
Ochthuit wisps: that was everyone else!
Unite wisps: wow!
Fewyn wisps: The cabbage explodes in a shower of fronds.
Fewyn wisps: Take that cabbages!
Fewyn wisps: My mission is to make slaw out of all the cabbages on the disc!
Ptoley wisps that he hides his.
Fewyn wisps: But sadly I can't lance other peoples cabbages :(
Faye wisps: not even pk ones?
cinnamon wisps: Go pk and you'll be able to lance other pk's cabbages.
Fewyn wisps: I don't feel like going pk though :( I've had bad experiences.
ClaC wisps: oh yeah? go pk and say that...
Faye wisps: ClaC, wanna spar?
Fewyn wisps: Maybe when I max all my primaries and have 300 levels of ot.he and ot.pe
ClaC wisps: no I'm too tired
EdiCt wisps: Sissy.
Faye wisps: Sissy.
ClaC wisps: meh
Fewyn wisps: I've been pk 3 times already... you had your chances.
ClaC wisps: yeah I know...I just never got a chance with this char :P
Fewyn wisps: I also loathe the fact I would have to go into the library everytime I die.
ClaC wisps: thats why you keep a vault full of scrolls
Fewyn wisps: One day when I delude enough bags to hold said scrolls
Krylin wisps: ugh, that is such a harsh thing for a pk wizard :/
Lanfear wisps: Teaching in the Hall of Heroes at the old Warriors' Guild in AM :)
Faye wisps: It appears that on the discworld website, the player links page is empty
Druworos wisps: slow connection?
Unite wisps: maybe there working on them
Jub wisps: Nope, it's empty.
Jub wisps that he investigates.
Yawa wisps: then start adding some
Insanity wisps: Maybe it was little Bobby 'Tables
Sokkard wisps: Roll up, roll up! It's that time again, getcherselves sitting comfortably!
Sokkard wisps: I hope you're sitting comfortably.
Sokkard wisps: I am, as many of you will know, able to lie without blinking. Let the story begin!
Sokkard wisps: My tale begins on a cool night last Offle when the Combined Armed Creators Cadet Corps were on their way to the dragon racing.
Sokkard wisps: Pay attention, Malaise, this may be about you!
Sokkard wisps: Well, I am told that Tau and Chimara were seen together in Harga's House of Ribs (finest chops, since 772) drinking scumble with bits in with no thought of the bill.
Sokkard wisps: The former frimbled the latter, and it all went downhill from there. Pretty soon there were clothes everywhere and the whole she-bang was talking about kedgeree and then banished by the local magistrates.
Sokkard wisps: Anyway, I'd better let you get back to your adventures. Please drop by again soon, and hear another story that's been completely fabricated.
Sokkard wisps: Oh, and while I think of it, Gaelen and Sedrik were to blame.
Sokkard wisps: I hear Lokie and Inio are a couple now.
Insanity wisps: The cabbage rolls up into a paper to be delivered. The ghastly distortion of something that's either a scream or a squawk echoes through the tunnels. Either way, it isn't very reassuring.
Traven wisps: Ma.me.ph.he = 301 bonus xD Aww yeah.
Jona wisps: Can anyone give me the syntax for taking a rats tail?
Unite wisps: get tail from corpse
Unite wisps: with a knife in hand
cinnamon wisps: You need to hold a knife/dagger, then get tail from corpse
Jona wisps: Ah, thanks!
Pokey wisps: 'get tail from corpse' whilst you're holding a dagger
Unite wisps: just told him haha
Pokey wisps that he goes BHAM.
Pokey wisps that he like a thunderbolt.
Pokey wisps: (covered in tar).
Druworos wisps: i just missed the t-shop. good thing i didnt need anything from it :P
Poncho wisps: Has anyone got a flat cap they can sell/trade?
Cruiser wisps: what for
Poncho wisps: perma, or str gaunts.
Cruiser wisps: what perma
Druworos wisps: You stab the large light brown dog in the head with your small knife. Surely that should kill her :P
Poncho wisps: Being that I am a maker of all things perma, that depends on your interests.
JCDenton wisps: You'd think so
Poncho wisps: a leather thong perhaps?
JCDenton wisps: I've often driven my dagger right through soemone's neck without apparently even slowing them down ;)
Scouter wisps: Well, you might just be cutting a few milimeter into the head, if you're careful, the dog could survive!
Poncho wisps: the messages arnt accurate descriptions of reality, rather your recounts at the Drum :)
JCDenton wisps: After how many pints? :p
JCDenton wisps: Surely there'd be more slurring!
Reality wisps: What? There are no descriptions of me.
Jona wisps: Gah! Rat tails decay...
Unite wisps: yep
Traven wisps: Not if you pickle em
Traven wisps: Then, pickled tails dont get consumed by rvrv either
Traven wisps: But normal ones do
Jona wisps: *Mutters darkly*
Traven wisps: Hrmm?
Fulgoris wisps: no, rvrv doesn't consume rat tails, pickled or not
Traven wisps: I must have just lost them then... Oh well..
Fulgoris wisps: if ou didnt pickle your tail, it will decay to nothing
Jona wisps: I wanted to turn them in at the pepper pot. Just didnt know they rotted
Unite wisps: weres all the rogue bull elephants
Insanity wisps: In my pants.
Numair wisps: I'm a tad new here, could anyone tell me how to obtain a club badge? I'm a member of the club, just need the badge and was told I can get it from the Patricians Palace..
Fulgoris wisps: then you have your answer :)
Yawa wisps: have a look at "help here" in the club room
Rastakwer wisps: Go to clubs room in the palace, "replace insignia for "
EdiCt wisps: Is calling the badges insignias a throwback from an old version of the code or something?
EdiCt wisps that he has been wondering that for _years_.
Taffyd wisps: Hard to say.
Numair wisps: From the help, it sounded like it would actually change the club insignia :D
Insanity wisps: The Duck Man throws a two-handed axe into the cabbage!
Clomly wisps: 0_o You eat a mouthful of the monstrous ball of greasy black fluff. Mmm, 0!
JCDenton wisps: Yay for empty strings!
Clomly wisps: I recieved a valentines day card from 0 as well :D
Unite wisps: is angue easy to kill?
Poncho wisps: have a go
Eida wisps: ..
Eida wisps: Angua is pretty insane.
Unite wisps: can anyone kill her
Eida wisps: Of course.
Unite wisps: who?
Poncho wisps: I could.
Druworos wisps: angua?
Poncho wisps: magics good like that :D
Clomly wisps: A wizard did it!
Traven wisps: Wizards rock
Jhery wisps: What's the syntax for using a title changer?
Druworos wisps: priests rock more
Clomly wisps: syntax set?
Druworos wisps: and harder, too
Clomly wisps: Yes, well we all know priests are frequently hard.
Unite wisps: just killed a knight
Unite wisps: not for me
Clomly wisps: It's all the choir boys.
Druworos wisps: yes, i was trying to make a pun myself, but couldnt think of anything. nice one ;P
Druworos wisps: so how do you like the kosovo flag? at least it's not red and black.
Fulgoris wisps: just what IS Ragmans fencing specialty?
Fulgoris wisps that he o_O
Revenant wisps: rags?
Clomly wisps: gems
Clomly wisps: or it was, at least
Fulgoris wisps: ah! the one thing I hadn't tried!
Druworos wisps: in unrelated news, northern rock is to be nationalised. when *was* the last nationalisation in the uk?
Scouter wisps: 3 weeks ago?
Druworos wisps: seriously?
Scouter wisps: Just a guess
Eida wisps that she sings: When the niiiiiiight has been too looonely and the roooaaad has been to been too looong
Eida wisps that she sings: And you thiiiiknk that love is ooonly for the luuckyyy and the strooong
Eida wisps: retc
Druworos wisps: doubt it :P
Clomly wisps: And eida uuuuuuseeees toooo many vooooweeeels
Druworos wisps: goooood for heeeer
Druworos wisps: oh goooood for heeeeer
Eida wisps: And Iiiiiiiiiii uuuuuuuuuuuuuuse as maaaaaany as I waaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Clomly wisps: No you'll use thm ll p
Druworos wisps: yeeeeaaa you dooooo
Clomly wisps: Nw lk wht wnt nd dd?
Druworos wisps: yoooouuuu gooooooo giiiiirrrrl :P
Siilaan wisps: I just found out desert scorpions were aggro.
Lanfear wisps: Teaching in the Hall of Heroes at the old Warriors' Guild in AM :)
Unite wisps: hmm
Pokey wisps: only sometimes, siilaan
Pokey wisps: seems pretty random
Pokey wisps: they'll try and backstab you sometimes, which is amusing.
Pokey wisps: or ambush
Inveres wisps: anyone willing to rezz a friend of mine? just south of the drum?
Pokey wisps: anyone want a large stone shield? :/
Kissaki wisps: sure
Kissaki wisps: the res thingie
JCDenton wisps: holy hell.. kissaki?!
Kissaki wisps: wot? wot?
JCDenton wisps: When'd you come back?
Kissaki wisps: I log on every now and then :)
JCDenton wisps: yeesh
JCDenton wisps: I thought you were long gone :P
Kissaki wisps: I was gone-ish
Kissaki wisps: too busy with ork and whatnot, now i'm waiting for my beer to cool in the freezer so i can drink that and then it's off to bed :)
Calis wisps: pah just drink it warm
JCDenton wisps: fair enough =)
Kissaki wisps: warm? sorry, i'm not in the UK, thankyouverymuch
JCDenton wisps: Hey, you know warm beer isn't really that true of the brits!
Pokey wisps: beer is for drinking warm!
Pokey wisps: unless you're talking lager
Kissaki wisps: well, okay, the ales/lagers are non-cold-ish :)
Chaste wisps: yuk, who the hell drinks warm beer?
Pokey wisps: oooo, pretty unarmed specials
Kissaki wisps: pokey: beer is for drinking when you're warm. there's a difference
Anton wisps: eew beer
Calis wisps: i am the only person i know who likes warm beer or lager. ... my cousin claims that germans also like warm beer
Kissaki wisps: the loony germans i guess :)
Kissaki wisps: all germans I know drink their beer cold
Siilaan wisps: Warm beer is disgusting more than cold beer even.
Yawa wisps: given to them by busty young wenches?
Calis wisps: i drink warm beer cos when i used to get back from work, beers in hand, I wanteda beer right then and there. I was not gonna wait half an hour for them to chill
Kissaki wisps: oooh.. wenches...
Calis wisps: although according to an episode of mythbusters what you really want to cool beer is a couple of fire extinguishers. hose down the beer with the CO2 and it cools em. ... at least i think that is what they used :)
Anton wisps: put it in the fridge and take the beer from the night before out.
Kissaki wisps: liquid N2 also works :)
Calis wisps: they got a cooldown of something like warm to icy in a matter of seconds
Siilaan wisps: Or use a keggerator.
Rotas wisps: bubble liquid nitrogen through it for a second or two.
Calis wisps: although one of the better options than fridging it was putting it i a bucket with some ice, a touch of cold water and some salt. that cooled em mighty fast
Kissaki wisps: the 'shove'm in the fridge the night before' is my fav though :) least amount of hassle
JCDenton wisps: Yeah I subscribe to the buy a dozen bottles/cans and put 'em in the fridge.
Calis wisps: ahhh but for that to work you would have to not drink all the beer.
JCDenton wisps: you want to drink 12 pints of guinness on a workday?
Calis wisps: herein lay the problem
Kissaki wisps: simply buy more than you can possibly drink in one night :)
Asp wisps: So... how much do those lovely witches charge for deludes these days? *misses Ibblek*
Calis wisps: i worked nights and evenings mostly. i generally could sit up til 4am drinking and not have to get up until noonish or later
Calis wisps: heh, i can drink a heck of a lot :)
Kissaki wisps: 12 pt of Guinness... that would be quite a challenge
JCDenton wisps: Nah it's perfectly possible, just not on a work night ;)
Calis wisps: not for me :)
Kissaki wisps: start early :)
JCDenton wisps: If I'm actually drinking properly I can put away 12 pints of guinness. I just wouldn't do it on a work night :P
Kissaki wisps: well, Guinness is good for you :)
JCDenton wisps: cause it has the tendency to keep me up to 10am the next day
Calis wisps: damn right
Rotas wisps: 12 pints is 7.2 litres of liquid. That's a hell of a lot of Anything to be drinking.
Chaste wisps: man, I have like 400 pe bonus and can't see in the snow, this is Big FAT BS
JCDenton wisps: rotas, you don't drink it all in one chug ya know ;)
Scaramanga wisps: Guinness is a dinner
Kissaki wisps: bring knife and fork :)
JCDenton wisps: you're allowed to go to the toilet every now and then :P
Rotas wisps: that much water (even over a few hours) would kill you through electrolyte imbalance.
JCDenton wisps: Rotas, believe me it does not
Calis wisps: that is why you need the salty snacks.
JCDenton wisps: I know people who measure their beer intake in gallons per night
Kissaki wisps: isn't that around 10 litres...?
JCDenton wisps: besides guinness isn't dinner, it's for drinking, curry is for dinner!
Balzaii wisps: Surely ot.di would be better than or.pe for seeing in the snow
JCDenton wisps: 12 pints is er 5.7# litres actually
Calis wisps: i think the stats on guinness are that in order to achive a full day's nuitrition you would need to drink 57 pints of guinness, 2 pints of milk and a pint of Orange juice. and that would supply all your RDA needs :) I dunno if it is true, but i like the concept all the same
Anton wisps: not if you use proper pints.
Rotas wisps: hmm, our pint bottles here were 600ml so I just multiplied by 12.
JCDenton wisps: 57 pints of guinness in a day? now that would be a challenge
Kissaki wisps: IIRC, the official pint is less, slightly, than 0.5 litre
Calis wisps: i would give it a try if i had a nice comfy bar stool with an adjacent urinal and someone else to buy the pints :)
JCDenton wisps: US point is about 0.47 litres
JCDenton wisps: UK pint would be a bit moer
JCDenton wisps: 0.568 apparently
Calis wisps: nope 587 ml or something like that. slightly over half a litre
nnY wisps: but, 57 of them, even if it was some sex in a canoe water would still be a challenge
Calis wisps: UK pints that is, dunno about the USD versions
Kissaki wisps: oh, great... the US has dry and wet pints...
JCDenton wisps: Google says 0.568 for UK pints
Rotas wisps: well the pint milk bottles here were replaced by 600ml bottles before milk runs dissapeared all together.
Scaramanga wisps: godnight everyone, time for bed, see ya !
Calis wisps: ok well i was nearly right
JCDenton wisps: We buy milk by the 6 pint bottle here now..
Anton wisps: Who measures in pints anymore anyway?
Calis wisps: barmen
Anton wisps that he thought the stone ages ended a while ago.
JCDenton wisps: Beer drinkers
JCDenton wisps: I'm not walking in and ordering a bit more than a half litre of guinness please!
Kissaki wisps: barmen and beerdrinkers, that's about it, yes
JCDenton wisps: No they'd go to the half litre standard, silly wussy men
JCDenton wisps: You'd get less beer for your money!
Anton wisps: more in the US.
Kissaki wisps: unless you don't pay
JCDenton wisps: Then again, you could get a litre stine..
JCDenton wisps: that works for me
Anton wisps that he thought they sold beer by the litre in germany
JCDenton wisps: they kinda do yeah
JCDenton wisps: Hence the litre stine
Balzaii wisps: You get litres in Barcelona as well
Balzaii wisps: (And I would imagine most european places)
Romanov wisps: beer is cheaper than water in germany ;p
JCDenton wisps: Nah, the french'd never drink beer by the litre
Romanov wisps: is gut beer too ja!
Calis wisps: they might if it was kronenburg :)
JCDenton wisps: They wouldn't
Kissaki wisps: the french don't drink beer period
wintergreen wisps: yes, most beer contributes to guts.
Rotas wisps: I'm not surprised beer is cheaper than water - here petrol is cheaper than water!
Romanov wisps: you really have to wonder why germans aren't all overweight with pork, potatoes, fries and beer diets
Romanov wisps: itym 'gas' rotas
JCDenton wisps: Because the germans are strangely dedicated to exercise
Keiichi wisps: ,,
Chaste wisps: I have a tank, water is free.
Romanov wisps: yeah, i think every german plays at least one sport ;p
Siilaan wisps that he loves OS X wireless handling.
Rotas wisps: nope, here if you bought gas you'd need a abloon to put it in, petrol is a liquid.
Scouter wisps: I have a tank, my neighbours bring me their water (or else...)
Scouter wisps: (kaplow)
Romanov wisps: a tank?
Chaste wisps: it collects the rain water.
Romanov wisps: how frightening -- what if it doesn't rain!
Rotas wisps: the water from the tank starts to taste awfully dry.
Chaste wisps: well then you get your water from the town supply like everyone else :)
Chaste wisps: we were supposedly in doruight here and my water tank never ran dry
Romanov wisps: maybe you stopped taking baths
Romanov wisps that he sniffs
Chaste wisps: never
Rotas wisps: we have a swimming pool, why would we need baths as well ;P
Siilaan wisps: Note to self: stay the hell out of Oz.
Acantha wisps that she agrees with the sentiment.
Chaste wisps: hey, there is chlorine in the pool. It kills the germs on us better than a bath would :P
Romanov wisps: live in the united states :)
Chaste wisps: eeeeeew.
Chaste wisps: americans :P
Romanov wisps: weeeee
Siilaan wisps: Americans? WHERE?
Romanov wisps: austraaaayliyans
Rotas wisps: if you came to Oz you wouldn't be in Kansas anymore Toto.
wintergreen wisps: but it turns your hair to straw. Chlorine, not americans.
Chaste wisps: I wonder if chlorine kills americans :P
Rotas wisps: sure it does, if you submerge them in enough of it.
Siilaan wisps: My living region requirements are: no temperatures under -20C, no temperatures above 45C, no droughts, earthquakes, anomalous precipitation, anomalous wind, overabundance of poisonous fauna, no meese, no raccoons.
Kissaki wisps: pure chlorine?
Romanov wisps: glub glub glub
Acantha wisps: no raccoons? but they're great!
Siilaan wisps: One's trash across half the suburb isn't.\
Siilaan wisps: I'm also not entirely sure about ground covered with bloated cicada carapaces.
Kefka wisps: http://www.dsfanboy.com/2008/02/19/about-the-best-cake-with-mario-on-it-ev er/
Siilaan wisps: Now if only they picked an interesting video game character.
Kefka wisps: pretty, but c'mon.... 30 years old? i hope it was for the lulz and not cos he still wears his old Mario Bros t-shirts
Siilaan wisps: Like Commander Keen.
Ilik wisps: Hoi, Pillow I saw you stealing some dirty underwear from Estrai's pants and I think Carrot's after you.
Arrein wisps: Anyone want a pair of str gauntlets, 1200 dollah?
Anton wisps that he offers $100.38
Arrein wisps: add A$1099.62, and its yours.
Anton wisps: I don't have that much on me right now, sadly.
Anton wisps that he also has too many in his vault.
Kefka wisps: hehe http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REpiQnnp6p8
Cruiser wisps: anyone got any purple mineral powder?
Cruiser wisps that he hates winter
Anton wisps that he usually does.
Cruiser wisps: but you dont now? :P
Anton wisps that he is carrying some now.
Cruiser wisps: how much a handful
Calis wisps: ahhh youtube, how i love thee.
Calis wisps: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMSy70mk--4
Calis wisps: i used to love that game :)
Kefka wisps: haha, its retro hour :D
Calis wisps: dreamweb was a great game :)
Calis wisps: but a playthrough cannot begin to cover how many cool things were in it :)
Calis wisps: so many useless items that were little more than set dressing :)
Siilaan wisps: Further in the news: 12yo boy beat senseless, toothless, and amnesiac for calling someone an egghead.
Calis wisps: yeah? got a link?
Siilaan wisps: No, TV.
Kefka wisps: news report - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
Siilaan wisps: Better yet, high school junior faints in class after getting stoned before school.
Siilaan wisps: (Lightweight.)
Calis wisps: damn. that is a damn shame :(
Acantha wisps: ...
Siilaan wisps: Oh, also, Dreamweb was one of the weaker adventure games I played :/
Acantha wisps that she knows what she'd do to one of her kids who dared try that.
Kefka wisps: cops in AU had to tazer a 12yo kid at school yesterday cos he was threatening to knife people. and had knives
Siilaan wisps: Well, they called the paramedics.
Calis wisps: i really liked it. sure it was no monkey island. but i liked the atmosphere and the aforementioned useless set dressing
Ptoley wisps: tell us, Acantha!
Siilaan wisps: Hope that was enough of a lesson for her.
Acantha wisps: Paramedics yes. But...Canadian winter, -30, blowing snow..."wake up, sweetheart."
Talven wisps: Sooo...a 12oz rare-done strip steak at Hard Rock CafC) in London is...gooooooood :)
Siilaan wisps that he tries to remember what the hell was the Dreamweb plot about.
Siilaan wisps: It was a very halfassed attempt at sci-fi Cthulhu.
Siilaan wisps: Except it didn't have enough of either.
Kefka wisps: in other news, scaryroll is scary - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jwj0gLriTnk
Calis wisps: ryan who may or may not be insane is tasked to kill the seven great evils. so he gets a gun and proceeds to do the same
Siilaan wisps: So, no plot whatsoever.
Siilaan wisps: Just a premise that never goes anywhere beyond it.
Siilaan wisps: "To celebrate 100k: downloadable AIDS and nightmares." Right, *chan is now officially out of originality.
Julnar wisps: you can get AIDS from downloading now?
Kefka wisps: oh lord, the the REICHROLL it's in response to is baddddd
Siilaan wisps: It speaks volumes of you that you click on the link.
Kefka wisps: theyve tried to lipsynch hitler to rick astley
Calis wisps: wow. that is the best Rick astley has ever sounded
Lanfear wisps: Isn't he a one hit wonder?
Lanfear wisps: I can't remember any other songs :)
Mamba wisps: I love Rick Astley.
Kefka wisps: i actually really like the song after being rickrolled by it so many times >.>
Kefka wisps: well, maybe not like... just 'desensitised'
Siilaan wisps: It never was a horrible song.
Kefka wisps: was that seriously his voice though? or was he all autotune?
Siilaan wisps: Just a pretty boring pop song.
Siilaan wisps: Think he had a remarkable voice naturally.
KittenZ wisps: Woo! I have a GIRLFRIEND =D
Siilaan wisps: You lie.
Kefka wisps: left or right?
Talven wisps: pixplz
KittenZ wisps: i will later she's crazy!
Siilaan wisps: She's gotta be.
Siilaan wisps that he wins the race to say that.
Aeris wisps: "Kefka wisps: left or right?" < hahaha
KittenZ wisps: Anyways we're going dancing tonight and it's alllll good
Kefka wisps: can you dance?
KittenZ wisps: of course =P
Kefka wisps that he can't.
Kefka wisps that he :(
Siilaan wisps: Oh dear, slow news week.
Siilaan wisps: "Prank calls to emergency services are on the rise, now by adults."
Julnar wisps: the adult part is debateable
Siilaan wisps: "I want to stick a finger up my girlfriend's pooper, can you give me a few pointers?"
Anton wisps: ummmmm
Acantha wisps: siilaan?
KittenZ wisps: OMG INAPPROPRIATE FOR THE TALKER
KittenZ wisps: GAG HIM
Calis wisps: ask her nicely first?
Siilaan wisps that he tried to find the most mild translation.
Calis wisps: use lubrication
Julnar wisps: I'll put some paramedics on standby for when she finds out your plan
Acantha wisps: Go over there ---> and please don't use that stuff on talker? tells. maybe. But not here.
AsiLor wisps: Not even if we're talking about prostate exams?
Kefka wisps: cut your nails, a bit o-i mean yeah. norty. not on talky.
Acantha wisps: Not even then.
Julnar wisps: girls don't have a prostrate
AsiLor wisps: Pfft.
Kefka wisps: shhh, Julnar! some of them might not know that, and imagine the fun we can have finding out :D
Talven wisps: Girls dont exist.
Acantha wisps: I do. :(
Siilaan wisps: Oh, this one is great. Pub raided and Got Into Trouble because the owner put on porn on the wall projector.
Talven wisps: Acantha has a prostate?
KittenZ wisps: what's wrong with that?
KittenZ wisps: everyone's 18 presumably
Talven wisps: Dont have to be 18 to be in a pub
Rotas wisps: that's a bad presumption
Talven wisps: Just at the bar
Siilaan wisps: Cue obligatory "exposing youth to this can damage their psychological and sexual evolution." psychologist blurb.
Acantha wisps: No, dear. I'm female.
Siilaan wisps: Some Of Them Were Underage. (Read: 16 at least.)
Calis wisps: not nescesserilly. you can have underagers in bars as long as they are not drinking
Kefka wisps: the porn or the people in the pub?
KittenZ wisps: ahaha your laws suck
Siilaan wisps: People in the pub.
Siilaan wisps: Over here, you're likely to get enough weird looks if you're too visibly teenage to leave on your own.
Calis wisps: yeah and 16 year olds have no use for porn. :)
Talven wisps: They can drink to some extent iirc. Something like a drink with a meal if you're ofer 14? I cant remember exactly. Not spirits though, obviously.
Talven wisps: *over
Siilaan wisps: No drinks under 18 legal, although you can get some.
Calis wisps: in the uk it is technically legal to buy a 5 year old alcohol ina pub
EdiCt wisps: http://www.jokeroo.com/funnyvideos/instant_messenger_love_song.html - link says it all :)
Siilaan wisps: TBH, I've no idea just what psychological development you want to save on a person that goes to get sloshed to a downtown pub in his 14.
Talven wisps: Sloshed on one drink with a meal...I feel sorry for you, Sii :\
Siilaan wisps: Oh, and amazing legislature change. Prisoners in SK prisons now may not receive cigarettes or canned fruit anymore.
Siilaan wisps: And to add insult to injury, the nightly stupid call-in quiz show started.
Calis wisps: drinking when you are 14 is good for you. it teaches you to like beer. cos you drink the beer and you do not like the taste, but you drink it anyway cos all your mates are there. ... and eventually you learn to like the taste.
Talic wisps: How is learning to like beer a good thing?
Calis wisps: but nowadays kids are drinking alcopops and are becoming soft and not learning the joy of beer :(
Siilaan wisps: The host is so flamingly camp I'm getting urges to wear pink, and either drunk, on meth, or both.
Siilaan wisps: Host / presenter.
Siilaan wisps: He's enthusiastic about the push-bell.
Kefka wisps: beer holds no joy >:|
Siilaan wisps: And now called it Igor.
Kefka wisps: hang on, someone at the door.
Siilaan wisps: I call booze or LSD.
Kefka wisps: bah, im being deported for not liking beer :(
Talven wisps: Drinking occasionally when you're younger takes away the novelty of alcohol compounded over years of seeing it but not knowing what it's like. I find I like alcohol on occasion, but most of the time I just dont bother. My parents let me have a beer or two occasionally from when I was quite young.
Siilaan wisps: I have half an urge to watch this if I catch him sniffling after the commercial break.
Calis wisps: yeah, look at france lots of kids drink, lots of responsible drinkers. I imagine more restrictive countries have a lot more problems
Anton wisps: Well, in the UK, we don't use funnels...
Calis wisps: i am not advocating drinking in the street or gangs of drink fueled teenagers out on a stroll, although i did those things too in my time :)
Julnar wisps: go get her some asprin
Anton wisps that he doesn't like beer anyway.
Siilaan wisps: "The clue is 'candle'" "I had a romantic evening, and it was all pink there." "Well, it doesn't work dry." - this guy is killing me.
Siilaan wisps: (Hints to the "guess the random word" quiz.)
Julnar wisps: siberia?
Anton wisps: ... candle?
Marqii wisps: Ur mom?
Siilaan wisps: I've got half an urge to call in and answer "vibrator".
Julnar wisps: that wasn't I was going to pick but it is close to vibrator ;)
Anton wisps that he wonders if he wants to know what candles have to do with vibrators.
Siilaan wisps that he turns off the TV before the innuendo becomes too much.
Julnar wisps: they come in lots of shapes
Julnar wisps: I hear 'hello kitty' is popular in japan
Marqii wisps that he watches the channel tone-meter descending
Marqii wisps: I mean, Hello Kitty!
Julnar wisps: it wouldn't be my first choice either
Boot wisps: ooerr
Poncho wisps: T-shop Plaza
Vasp wisps: has anyone set up the dw mudlib recently?
Boot wisps: has it storage an dis paranoid about opening the box :(
Geraden wisps: A few months back
Insanity wisps: Stupid weather on the mud =P Lightning dammit!
Boot wisps: good thing it doesnt strike players OO
Insanity wisps: It should do =(
Abhishek wisps that he encourages Boot to idearep
Aeris wisps that she does too
Boot wisps: ...OO...oops
Kaiser wisps that he flashes the channel with his intellectual brightness.
Boot wisps: no thunder :(
Boot wisps: stone cold quiet
Winswand wisps: does anybody know how barbed quills work?
Abhishek wisps: You need some skill with fa.it.sc to hold them I think
Abhishek wisps: Then they write in your blood
Winswand wisps: any idea of the aproximate bonus to get it started?
Abhishek wisps: 200ish, I think
Scouter wisps: teaching fa.it.sc in the old warriors' guild cafe!
Aeris wisps: might be a daft question, but does it injure the user?
Kaiser wisps: NOpe. You just get fluffy points.
Winswand wisps: a bit... but you have to pay a prize for writing with your own blood!
Abhishek wisps: I know it does if you fail to hold it.
emrys wisps: http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2008/feb/21/medicalresearch.sciencenews? gusrc=rss&feed=networkfront
emrys wisps: Researchers FINALLY find g spot
emrys wisps: apparently not all women have one
Kaiser wisps: How many nerds does it take to find the g-spot you mean?
emrys wisps: chat they used ultrasounds on women who claimed vaginal orgasms and some on women who claimed no vaginal orgasms
emrys wisps: Lloyd said only 20% to 25% of women had vaginal orgasms during sex. "It has never been explained why that is the case; it's a mystery. This paper doesn't totally explain it, but it might do partially, and that could help us understand what those numbers are about."
emrys wisps: I didn't realize the number was nearly that low :-( poor women
Tique wisps: omg there's an organisation called "Pharm" on torchwood
Tique wisps that he twitches
Talven wisps: KILLKILLKILL
Tique wisps: they're virus-infecting bad guys though
Tique wisps: so it's all good
Talven wisps that he snickers.
Lenor wisps: Sob! I let you poke my cleavage and I'm not even on your invis allow list Tique!
Tique wisps: ...
Abhishek wisps: Pics pls.
Fiasco wisps: neither am I :(
Tique wisps: you punched me in the testicles
emrys wisps: you shouldn't let him poke your clevage
Talven wisps that he is.
Lenor wisps that she mutters about being used
Talven wisps: He has a point, Lenor :P
Lenor wisps: Gnillot told me to!
emrys wisps: Some girls see that as flirting, which means its good to stay invis from them
Pit wisps: Did she take a distance after saying that?
Clio wisps: you did what Gnillot told you to? how silly
emrys wisps: Women rarely do Pit
Talven wisps: Worst thing is it was actually more of a slap than a punch.
Talven wisps: A *slap* in the testicles.
emrys wisps: OUCH
Talven wisps that he cringes.
Talven wisps: Right before curry.
emrys wisps: um, lenor, DON"T ever hit a man in the testicles unless you are actually seriously trying to harm him
Lenor wisps: Well, she didn't tell me to as much as ask if I had... and I didn't want to feel like I'd missed out on something... I mean, Ochtuit's crowed when you squeezed it, so who knows what Tique's might do!
Pokey wisps: dude, the least you could do is wait till after curry :(
Tique wisps: ...
Tique wisps: words fail me
emrys wisps: You are an idiot lenore
emrys wisps: sorry
Abhishek wisps: Takes one to recognise one.
emrys wisps: maybe so
Tique wisps: emrys :( less personal please :P
Kaiser wisps: You should be sorry, em. You need to say it like you mean it!
Talven wisps: MUCH less personal.
Talven wisps that he peers at emrys.
Clio wisps: plus it's Lenor that you're talking to, Lenore might find it more offensive
emrys wisps: Ah, right
Tique wisps: besides, we're talking about _my_ testicles here.
Tique wisps: if anyone has a right to be personal, it's me.
Tique wisps that he is magnanimous
Clio wisps: I thought it was one of your favourite topics of conversation Tique
Talven wisps: I dont know about the testicles, but the thighs are nice :) I'll have to ask Lenor about the testicles.
emrys wisps: Slaping someone in the testicles is just so wrong
emrys wisps: the pain, the cramping, the nausia
Tique wisps: the curry
emrys wisps: the intense desire to want to kill
Tique wisps: the curry
emrys wisps: and the curry
Tique wisps: yes. don't forget the curry.
Talven wisps: It was good curry. What did you order, Tique?
Tique wisps: Chicken jal firezi
Abhishek wisps that he drools.
Talven wisps: Oooh same!
Talven wisps: Was good wasnt it?
Tique wisps: yup
Tique wisps: gaelen had the vindaloo
Tique wisps: he had steam coming out of him
Talven wisps: Heh...
Kaiser wisps: I thought Tique's favourite is the Tikka Massacre with extra naan.
Tique wisps: Actually, "Masala" was my surname for a while
Talven wisps: Lenor tells you: Pft, I'm sure it turned out alright for Tique, a good line to get somebody to kiss them better later
Insanity wisps: My naan had plastic arms =(
Tique wisps: Lenor?
Tique wisps: Will you kiss them better?
Kaiser wisps: are you sure it wasn't maan, INsanity?
emrys wisps: I don't know, after being slapped, I wouldn't want someone to kiss them better
Tique wisps: I wasn't limping for _too_ long
Tique wisps: besides, we were only about 30 seconds from the restaurant
Lenor wisps: I can't soul you while you're invis Tique, woe!
Talven wisps: Cross the traintracks and there it was on the right. We were stopped just before the traintracks.
Tique wisps that he wasn't walking at the time
Kaiser wisps: I mostly invis when emrys is offline.
emrys wisps: you mean online?
Kaiser wisps: Nope.
emrys wisps: ah
emrys wisps: May I ask why?
Fluey wisps: Kaiser's a creator? :o
Kaiser wisps: They needed someone to ruin things after that Skye left, Fluey.
Fluey wisps: That's why Tique was hired!
Slurm wisps: That and the hairy-man-fur
Kaiser wisps: Tique was there to begin with. He's in charge of wizzienerfing.
Clio wisps: no one's better than Skya at ruining things!
Slurm wisps: Rwrowrl
Fluey wisps that he ruins your lives.
emrys wisps: http://arabnews.com/?page=7§ion=0&article=107016&d=21&m=2&y=2008
Fluey wisps: I've become so addicted to Facebook.
emrys wisps: It is addicting isn't it fluey
Fluey wisps: Although my poor friend size count makes me doubt my social masculinity ;(
Kaiser wisps: There's the 20 questions thingie thats funny :P
Slurm wisps: It's not your friends count, it's what you do with them that counts
Insanity wisps: http://www.boingboing.net/2008/02/20/swedish-couple-fined.html
Slurm wisps: Or something
Slurm wisps that he hurts his brains.
Kaiser wisps: I tried penis but it only suggested bratwurst. Although it did ask if hockey players use it.
Fluey wisps: Well, they do.
Kaiser wisps: Bratwurst or penis?
emrys wisps: both
Fluey wisps: I don't imagine they have much use for bratwurst.
emrys wisps: baulderdash,
Kaiser wisps: Well, the game seems to think they do.
Julnar wisps: is a penis an animal, vegetable, or mineral?
Ptapdance wisps: Pokemon.
Kaiser wisps: I said unknown :P
Kaiser wisps: pokemon as in pocket monster ;)
Julnar wisps that she isn't sure what pokemon fall under either
Tique wisps: the sofa.
Pit wisps: You sit on your pokemon?
Julnar wisps: do any of you guys use it at work?
Ptapdance wisps: Colonel Mustard with the chandelier, where Tique said.
emrys wisps: rofl
emrys wisps: Obama man that has has charisma, he gets applause for blowing his nose
emrys wisps: http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/news/politics/blog/2008/02/even_blowing_hi s_nose_obama_ge.html
Julnar wisps that she decides to pick irrelavant about the work question
Kaiser wisps: I was quite surprised that lego block took it 28 questions.
Julnar wisps: closest guess so far: wiener schnitzel
Cruiser wisps: anywhere but where chimara is
Chimara wisps: Haha.
Cruiser wisps: rofl
Cruiser wisps: hi chim
emrys wisps: hahahahahaha
Kaiser wisps that he hates inside jokes
emrys wisps: Israel has Islamic Fundamentalist members of the knesset
emrys wisps: That cracks me up
emrys wisps: It makes sense, though
Seirou wisps: Are they tied up in the corner so the israelite fundies can go punch them to let out steam?
emrys wisps that he ignores Seirou's comment
Tique wisps: I reckon they high-five each other every time one group out-trolls the other
Julnar wisps: we have orthodox people there too, what's your point?
Kaiser wisps: Wasn'
emrys wisps: Just that its funny when the Saudis accuse israel of being opressive... this coming from a country where you can get arrested for holding a christian prayer meeting in your home
Julnar wisps: no seriou, they're waiting until the boxing ring is going to finish being built then they'll match up against the rabbis
emrys wisps: Rabbis versus Mullas
emrys wisps: ROUND 1! Fight
Seirou wisps: You should play that flash game where they've got all kinds of religious figures and gods fighting each other...
Julnar wisps: wouldn't you know it, I'm finally dressed and the original panties I was going to wear finally shows up
Seirou wisps: With a special version for islamists where Muhammed doesn't appear.
Leyan wisps that he dances around the channel, talking backwards.
Tique wisps: my cat loves the command line of my mud client
Tique wisps: he's standing there staring at the letters appearing
Tique wisps: he chases the mouse pointer too
Ptoley wisps: mine do the same.
Tique wisps: mine don't get in the way of the screen though
Tique wisps: 'cos they know I SHOUT at them
Clio wisps: give them to me
emrys wisps: yet another good reason not to have cats
Tique wisps: you'd just make a curry with them, clio :(
Clio wisps: I would not
Tique wisps: a biryani then
Romanov wisps: someday
Romanov wisps: i would like to live for a while in saudi arabia
Romanov wisps: ride a camel in the desert and wear a turban on my head
Wenlee wisps: thats exotic enough
emrys wisps: Its a good place to make loads and loads of money
emrys wisps: Not quite a good as dubai though
Romanov wisps: ja, one of my co-workers is leaving next month ;p
Romanov wisps: but ... it's not the moolah, it's the adventure!
emrys wisps: we built their economy before they nationalized it
emrys wisps: just be carefull dude, there are large areas where you will get jailed/killed for entering if you are not muslem
emrys wisps: and they aren't always clearly labled
Envy wisps: have any of you seen Jack Ketchum's The Girl Next Door
emrys wisps: http://www.newscientist.com/channel/sex/mg18925405.900-sex-with-a-partner- is-400-better.html
Envy wisps: The horror film, not the one about the guy living next to a porn star
Romanov wisps: only seen the latter one
Fluey wisps: HERE I COME TO SAVE THE DAY!
Fluey wisps: For Mighty Mouse is heeere, todayyy.
emrys wisps: wow breastfeeding is as effective as contraception... I didn't know that
emrys wisps: sorry as effective as an oral contraceptive
Julnar wisps: ah girl next door/porn star, someone's fantasy in effect
emrys wisps: The World Health Organization states that demand breastfeeding is more than 98% effective as a contraceptive in the first six months postpartum. This effect is said to be responsible for the natural spacing of children seen in countries where contraception is not widely available, and is thought to be an evolutionary means of ensuring adequate care is provided to each newborn. The 98% effectiveness applies only if three criteria are met:
emrys wisps: 1) the mother isn't menstrating 2) the baby is exclusively breast-fed 3) its 6 months or less since the borth
emrys wisps: sorry birth
Envy wisps: Why are you looking up breast feeding?
StrikeHunter wisps: I think the question here is why are you not?
emrys wisps: I was actually looking up Prolactin
emrys wisps: Because of its relation to another article
Julnar wisps: he's pregnant
Envy wisps: awe
Envy wisps that she rubs emrys' belly
emrys wisps: which i was looking up because of an article that scientists found why some women can't have vaginal orgasms
emrys wisps: and proved the existence of a gspot
emrys wisps: but only some women have one
Anton wisps: for some value of have
Envy wisps: Sex only gets ya in trouble
Tique wisps: I have two.
Envy wisps: At least Hetero sex
emrys wisps: No anton, they actually found one
Tique wisps: I'd say she was happy
Tique wisps: women have been wanting their men to find theirs for YEARS
Anton wisps that he just doesn't comment.
emrys wisps: unfortunatley the vast majority of women don't have one
Wenlee wisps: two g spots or two women Tique?
emrys wisps: http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2008/feb/21/medicalresearch.sciencenews? gusrc=rss&feed=networkfront
Wenlee wisps: OO
Tique wisps: just two.
Tique wisps: the number two.
Tique wisps: 2
Wenlee wisps: ..oo..
Tique wisps: that one.
emrys wisps: the lonlylest number?
Woom wisps: http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1094
Wenlee wisps: clickes :)
Envy wisps: Cannot find "tique", no match.
Envy wisps: Tique = o
Envy wisps: Tique = 0
Anton wisps that he shrugs.
Julnar wisps that she finds tique under envy's couch
emrys wisps: what's funny is that for a long time there was a physics constant that was 2
Anton wisps: I know what to look for...
emrys wisps: g=2
Envy wisps: oye, I read that as crotch
emrys wisps: we now know its not exactly 2
Anton wisps: I read that as crouch...
Anton wisps: g in what units?
Envy wisps: Im gonna go make some popcorn and watch "Be Kind Rewind"
Romanov wisps: that has to be the most obscure comic strip i've seen recently
Anton wisps: it's woom!
Anton wisps that he snuggles woom
Woom wisps that he meeps.
Wenlee wisps: agrees with Romanov
Anton wisps: Woom fixes all the best bugs :)
Wenlee wisps: truffles are ok, and so is organic chemestry but,,,I miss the point of the pics
Romanov wisps: oh, you have to scroll down to read the captions ;p
Wenlee wisps: did but it still misses me..(slow to gather text)
Woom wisps: Um, the truffle chemistry ain't part of the comic :P
Anton wisps: truffles? where?
Nectros wisps: ummm where might i go to buy a cloak in AM?
NotPite wisps: The cloak store may be a good idea!
Zoot wisps: Hiiii :D
Pokey wisps: herro?
Pit wisps: * B O U N C E *
Fluey wisps: Hagi?
Fluey wisps that he admires Pit's Hagi costume.
Pit wisps: I reserve the right to bounce whether Hagi does the same or not!
Fluey wisps: It'ss like forging a signature :)
Fluey wisps: Sssssssssss.
Fluey wisps that he is a snake.
NotPite wisps: Next thing you know she'll be reciting Harry the Cornflake stories :(
Fluey wisps that he nods sadly.
Fluey wisps: Maybe it's all part of a greater conspiracy.
Fluey wisps: To wipe Hagi off the face of the Disc!
Seirou wisps that he conquers a city in Mount & Blade. Finally, I have the entire region under my control, now those pesky Khergits won't raid my villages. Well, not so often, at least. I hope.
SevenPlusOne wisps: Twenty cigarette butts are on the ground.
SevenPlusOne wisps: looks like Mr. Pin's been around
SevenPlusOne wisps: or Nobby
Fluey wisps: Why do hardcore christians get married/have kids so early on in their lives?
SevenPlusOne wisps: because they can?
Nundles wisps: god-given right to procreate like bunnies?
Fluey wisps: I went to a very strict Baptist college between years 7 and 9, and now on Facebook I'm seeing friends from when I was 14 married and with kids. It's.. massively disconcerting.
Fluey wisps: I mean, they're 20/21 now.
Grethar wisps: Because sex before marriage is wrong, but murder-through-sexual-frustration is even worse?
SevenPlusOne wisps that he sniggers
SevenPlusOne wisps: why is it, I have this urge, everytime when I see a watchman, to run like the wind?
Pit wisps: Bad conscience?
Seirou wisps: You're GUILTY.
SevenPlusOne wisps: Lies
SevenPlusOne wisps: I miss my other character: Quintor D:
Romanov wisps: 22 isn't that young to get married
Acantha wisps: I know a number of folks married at 22.
Taliesin wisps: my mother got married at 19 lol
Seirou wisps: Married at 22, divorced at 24.
SevenPlusOne wisps: I know someone who married at 16
Romanov wisps: Well, some of the ones married at 22 are now celebrating their 14th wedding anniversary
Nundles wisps: Does anyone know if juggle as a command is ever going to be introduced?
Romanov wisps: wot's a juggle command?
Nundles wisps: No way. I refuse your math. that's like 8 years old. Not cool.
Romanov wisps: no, they're 36 now
Nundles wisps: there's a juggling npc, and a juggle command, but it doesn't do anything.
Nundles wisps: oh. whew.
Acantha wisps: Juggle - syntax juggle (#)
Acantha wisps: Is the way it OUGHT to look.
Acantha wisps: sadly, it looks like : Could not find the verb 'juggle'.
Romanov wisps: pft, juggle
SevenPlusOne wisps that he wants to do some extreme climbing
Fluey wisps: Hm.
Fluey wisps: 22 is way too young to be getting married.
Nundles wisps: amen, fluey
Fluey wisps: I think it should be a legal requirement to wait until 25.
Fluey wisps that he decides what's best for other people.
Romanov wisps: any age when you're ready is good
Acantha wisps: When people are having children at 14, making it illegal to marry til the child is 9 seems unduly harsh.
Nundles wisps: there should also be a test you have to pass to be a parent, besieds the practical.
Fluey wisps: That's a good point, but I guess when I think of marriage I think of babymaking as part of the same process.
Fluey wisps that he is brainwashed by a christian upbringing.
Acantha wisps that she quietly steps out of this conversation.
SevenPlusOne wisps: I'm pondering the idea of calling ANY area in AM safe
Tique wisps that he puts his workroom in AM
Tique wisps: how about now?
SevenPlusOne wisps: ...That just makes it worse
Amorsh wisps: Brother Davids is safe =]
Acantha wisps: My workroom's in AM. You can't be there, Tique.
Tique wisps that he :(
SevenPlusOne wisps: Brother Davids in the only place in AM, where you do not have the chance to be mugged, beaten, stolen from, various other unpleasant things
Anton wisps: I stay in guilds.
Fluey wisps: There's so much text in this game.
Amorsh wisps: You hearts the texts.
Fluey wisps: I hearts you.
Romanov wisps: i kind of envy some of those early married people, actually
Fluey wisps: why?
Romanov wisps: they seem very stable and calm
Fluey wisps: i thought you were a dirty homosexual anyway
Nundles wisps: what's a plectrum?
Fluey wisps: or is that just when you're drunk :P
Acantha wisps: Fluey?
Romanov wisps: what!!
SevenPlusOne wisps that he eyes Fluey
Fluey wisps: Yes?
Acantha wisps: I'm trying to decide which to correct first. How about homosexuals can marry?
SevenPlusOne wisps: they can
Amorsh wisps: Homosexuals can marry.
Fluey wisps: In good countries they can :(
SevenPlusOne wisps: Canada they can
Acantha wisps: And Romanov bathes regularly.
Fiasco wisps: it's something you use to play a guitar (to the plectrum question)
SevenPlusOne wisps: and Massachusetts
Tique wisps: you can play MA with a plectrum??
Tique wisps: cool!
SevenPlusOne wisps: Sure, whatever
Nundles wisps: Hey, I can play massachusetts with a plectrum.
SevenPlusOne wisps: Me and Mine are pondering going to Canada to marry.
Nundles wisps: I named my guitar massachusetts :)
Nundles wisps: who has good fi.sp.ta and fi.de.do bonuses and wants to teach me?
SevenPlusOne wisps: Belgium, Spain, Canada and south Africa all allow Same-sex marriages :D
SevenPlusOne wisps: Gah, Godsquad
Romanov wisps: lol ;p
Fluey wisps: that's for your criminal support of same-sex marriage.
SevenPlusOne wisps: Support?
SevenPlusOne wisps: I'm gay
SevenPlusOne wisps: So yeah
Fluey wisps: when clearly marriage is a holy sacrament of the church!
Fluey wisps: do they let gays in here now :(
SevenPlusOne wisps: Yes, there's even a gay Club
SevenPlusOne wisps: but I'm not two days old anymore, so I can't join it
Fluey wisps: a whole club
Fluey wisps: why do you have to be 2 days old
SevenPlusOne wisps: GLBT club anyway
Keita wisps: Oh my god. That's scary.
Fluey wisps: half of the mudding population here could probably join it
Fluey wisps: discworld practically waves rainbow flags at the entrance
SevenPlusOne wisps: Lies
Fluey wisps: oh please. this is place is like, totally fierce.
Acantha wisps that she wonders what's wrong with rainbows. They're pretty.
SevenPlusOne wisps: I can't even remember what the name of the club is
Fluey wisps: rainbow syndicate
Fluey wisps: i imagine ;p
SevenPlusOne wisps: that works
Fluey wisps: nayeli started it up a few years ago
Fluey wisps: it's been rife with drama ever since
SevenPlusOne wisps: Oh Noez
Fluey wisps: there's more homosexual tension on the talker anyway
Acantha wisps: Only when people insist on making it tense, dear.
SevenPlusOne wisps: Acantha, I still say you scare me
Fluey wisps: Hey, SevenPlusOne...
SevenPlusOne wisps: Yes?
Fluey wisps: Do you use Facebook? I want to check you out :)
SevenPlusOne wisps: No, No I don't
Fluey wisps: oh
Fluey wisps: that's a pity.
SevenPlusOne wisps: Not really
Fluey wisps: well, not for you
Fluey wisps: but it means another faceless mudder who claims to be homosexual that might be getting away ;(
Acantha wisps: I don't understand why, SevenPlusOne.
Helena wisps: still working your way through them?
SevenPlusOne wisps: Why would I use something that allows anybody to get at my personal information?
Taliesin wisps: simple- dont put personal information down
SevenPlusOne wisps: Plus, I'm taken anyway, but thanks for the flattery
Romanov wisps: facebook is 'safe'-ish if you play with the privacy settings
Taliesin wisps: yeah or just dont include some stuff like your address and your life story- or just lie and make it up
SevenPlusOne wisps: I refuse
Yavanna wisps: It's not so much the things that Facebook will give away - its more important to be aware of what you write when you blog
Julnar wisps: I once nearly went on facebook but it wouldn't let me say my name was Jane Doe :P
Dogbolter wisps: Just make sure your tine foil hat is in placw when you use it.
SevenPlusOne wisps: o.o
Anton wisps: I use facebook because it's useful.
SevenPlusOne wisps: I can't get me a tinfoil hat =(
Romanov wisps: it's useful?! ;p
Taliesin wisps: Yeah same here. My lecturers use it as well
SevenPlusOne wisps: I don't because I don't see the point
Anton wisps: phone number lookup.
Romanov wisps: man
Romanov wisps: what happened to cellphones ;p
Taliesin wisps: to give us information about our course and useful links and stuff. Theyb realised that more peiople take notice on facebook rather than through the official emails they send to uni accounts
Dogbolter wisps: You should all fail.
Anton wisps: that's sad...
SevenPlusOne wisps: damn youngens
Anton wisps that he hardly checks facebook
Anton wisps: it's also good for keeping track of old friends
Julnar wisps: why?
SevenPlusOne wisps: that's what I use Yahoo for...
Taliesin wisps: its useful anyway cos the amount of rubbish we get in our uni accounts its easier to get one message through facebook than to trawl through all the uni stuff.
Romanov wisps: yeah, in the 'class reunion' way ;p
Romanov wisps: imho old friends drift away for pretty good reasons
Anton wisps: yahoo?
Anton wisps: yahoo is pretty useless, last I checked.
SevenPlusOne wisps: says you
Yavanna wisps: It's still nice to get the chance to catch up once in a while
Romanov wisps: you would rather check facebook than uni mail ...
Taliesin wisps: oh i check both its just many dont
Anton wisps: Lanfear teaching in the Hall of Heroes at the old Warriors' Guild in AM :)
Julnar wisps: he needs a better filter
Lanfear wisps: Teaching in the Hall of Heroes at the old Warriors' Guild in AM :)
Taliesin wisps: the only thing i find truly annoying on facebook is those requests
Fluey wisps: yeah
Fluey wisps: bloody apps
Yavanna wisps: "Your friend sent you a link to a quiz that is a load of balls because they wanted to see their score"
Taliesin wisps: i remember the good old days when they didnt have all those apps, but then it got stupid
Julnar wisps: kill your friend
Nundles wisps: Well said, Yavanna, that bothers me too.
Fluey wisps: also, pet hate: hello. i don't think you know me. i just add up friends here in facebook and you were one of them. ;-)
Fluey wisps: from some random
Yavanna wisps: It's like being back in the '90s where every clueless idiot propogated chain-emails
Kefka wisps that he hates facebook, and isnt on it despite several friends begging and threatening
Dogbolter wisps: Fluey, too much hate in your life.
Taliesin wisps: "If you don't send this to 20 people in 5 seconds, your testicles will fall off and you will die tomorrow"- load of rubbish
Fluey wisps: You instilled it into me, Db.
Fluey wisps: I was doomed from the beginning
Dogbolter wisps: Then my work here is done.
Abhishek wisps: If that really happened, I'm owed about 10 deaths :P
Taliesin wisps: If it was true its been bad service since ive been waiting ages
Julnar wisps: won't you feel embarrased when all 10 come next week ;)
Julnar wisps: why do I keep getting colon cleaning spam mails? It disturbs me more than penis enlargments
Romanov wisps: why would you hate a website
Tique wisps: are they related?
Tique wisps: don't answer that.
Dogbolter wisps: They come from websites you visit Julnar. It's no coincidence you get them.
Julnar wisps: I didn't visit anything about colons
Romanov wisps: yeah, what have you been looking up ;p
Dogbolter wisps: Sure you haven't.
Julnar wisps: I'm been looking up breasts
Julnar wisps: yet I never get those spams :(
SevenPlusOne wisps: People keep saying my naaame
Amorsh wisps: That came out really good
Amorsh wisps: mis.
Fluey wisps: Simone-ah, you're getting older... your journey's been etched, on your skin...
Fluey wisps: Simone-ah, wish I had known that, what seemed so strong, has been and gone...
Fluey wisps: I will call you up every Saturday night, and we'd both stay up till the morning light, and we sang...
Fluey wisps: Heeere, we go, again...
Fluey wisps: And though time goes by, I will always be, in a club with you in 1973...
Fluey wisps: Singing, here we go again...
Romanov wisps: http://members.aol.com/strangecastro/DeathByCottonCandy.jpg
Vasp wisps: has anyone (non-cre) got the intermud channels here? please i need you to test 1 thing again
Julnar wisps that she does
SevenPlusOne wisps: boingboingboingboing
Amorsh wisps: Keep it contained :P
Amorsh wisps: I don't need to see that. :P
SevenPlusOne wisps that he sniggers
SevenPlusOne wisps that he loves on the pogo stick
Tique wisps: that's gotta hurt
SevenPlusOne wisps that he giggles
Julnar wisps: maybe he's got really good balance
SevenPlusOne wisps that he coughs
Amorsh wisps: So is that what these kids are calling it these days?
SevenPlusOne wisps that he shakes head
Julnar wisps: sex on a pogo stick?
Kefka wisps that he saw a play of Going Postal last night
Yavanna wisps: Was it good?
Kefka wisps: but they wouldnt let me put my little mud fliers/bookmarks/etc out in the foyer!
Julnar wisps that she wishes there were plays like that arond here
Robgea wisps that he wishes there were Discworld plays in the U.S.
Kefka wisps: it was pretty good - Moist looked like david tennant mixed with the guy who plays harry potter
Kefka wisps: it was hot
SevenPlusOne wisps: that sounds very hot
Yavanna wisps: I've seen Wyrd Sisters twice and Guards Guards, but the older books don't seem to make in into plays much
SevenPlusOne wisps: METEOR!
Abhishek wisps: ...
SevenPlusOne wisps: Woo!
Robgea wisps: Direct Hit!
Kefka wisps: and deerheart looked a bit like Kari Byron
Amorsh wisps that he snickers
Abhishek wisps: Now why was hesheit meteored? :P
Silgni wisps: why do people get hit be meteors?
Yavanna wisps: Did they stick to the storyline?
Kefka wisps: although looking at the case list, they were brother and sister
Julnar wisps: wyrd sisters is an old book
SevenPlusOne wisps: How come hesheit got meteored and I didn't?
Yavanna wisps: What's more, Wyrd Sisters is _meant_ to be seen as a play. It's just made for it.
Julnar wisps that she wonders if she can suggest them to the school's theatre people
Kefka wisps: wyrd sisters is fun as a play - so much meta playness
SevenPlusOne wisps: wouldn't wyrd sisters include a play in a play?
Yavanna wisps: Did Moist have his golden Postmaster suit with wings?
Kefka wisps: and the whole thing is based on a play
Kefka wisps: yes, he did
Fluey wisps: i thought his hat had wings
Yavanna wisps: Yes 7+1, in the same way that A Midsummer Nights Dream does
Kefka wisps: Going Postal was pretty good - im not sure how much of it was in the official briggs adaptation, but they had some amusing 4th wall things - like mentioning how they cant do subtitles in a play whenever a line was meant to be mumbled
Yavanna wisps: Rightyouare Fluey
Kefka wisps: and telling off the sound guy for overacting
SevenPlusOne wisps: I haven't had the privilege to watch many plays =(
Kefka wisps: ive seen the Truth and Monsterous Regiment as well
Yavanna wisps: Any Shakespere is always worth watching so long as you haven't seen it too many times before
Yavanna wisps: ALl by the same players Kefka?
Kefka wisps: umm, im not quite sure - different theatres each time, but they just rent that... but i know they had the same Death costume for two of them
Kefka wisps: although the sound buggered up last night for the only death bit!
Kefka wisps: since they have a pre-recorded deep booming death voice
Kefka wisps: but something went wrong, so it was in slow mo and all distorted
SevenPlusOne wisps: couldn't they just use a modulator?
Kefka wisps: couldnt understand a word
Kefka wisps: pity - t'was the very last scene... >.<
Yavanna wisps: The banker?
Kefka wisps: hmm? no, it was the Golem that gets exploded - the 'theres nothing to do here' 'perfect, i am free' bit
Kefka wisps: but they were only renting the theatre so i wasnt allowed to put out my little ads :P
QueenMab wisps: does anyone know where lanfear is please
Cruiser wisps: hall of heroes old warrior guild
NotPite wisps: Hall of heroes still
NotPite wisps that he nods.
Amorsh wisps: You could always ask her?
Kefka wisps: better hurry, she idles out in 4!
NotPite wisps: At 26 minutes idle? Good luck :p
Yavanna wisps: Just been looking for Discworld plays coming up in the UK and found this:
Yavanna wisps: [UK, New] The Henley players will be performing Wyrd Sisters at The Kenton Theatre (Henley-on-Thames, Oxfordshire) from Tuesday 25 to Saturday 29 March at 7.45pm, with a 3pm Saturday matinee.
Fluey wisps: It's a surefire way to ruin my day, just as soon as I'm on top of my life there you are again...
Fluey wisps: But don't react now, you can't go back now...
Fluey wisps: Don't panic panic, Mutya just look ahead now!
Sokkard wisps: Hear ye! Hear ye! It's Dish-the-Dirt time!
NotPite wisps: If only I was in Oxfordshire!
Kefka wisps: yay!
Sokkard wisps: I hope you're sitting comfortably.
SevenPlusOne wisps: Run away!
Sokkard wisps: I am, as many of you will know, fresh in from Lancre, so these are stories I have recently heard. Let the story begin!
Julnar wisps: if only I was in the UK
SevenPlusOne wisps that he Lies!
Sokkard wisps: My tale begins on a warm afternoon last Ick when the Bad Ass Punters were on their sheep.
Sokkard wisps: Pay attention, Togta, this may be about you!
SevenPlusOne wisps: it's all lies!
NotPite wisps: Move to a proper country!
Sokkard wisps: Well, I am told that Hunchbunny and Lizenatorii were seen together in a dwarven cocktail bar being slapped by seamstresses at great personal expense with caution.
Stigwald wisps: Then you'd have access to proper cheese?
NotPite wisps: (Like the UK)
Sokkard wisps: The former started scoring TMs by killing the latter, and it all went downhill from there. Pretty soon an entire team of Morris dancers and a pig's bladder joined the throng and the whole she-bang was bound over to keep the peace and then covered in jam and left for dead.
Stigwald wisps: I miss the UK :(
Sokkard wisps: Anyway, I'd better let you get back to your adventures. Please drop by again soon, and hear another story that's been completely fabricated.
SevenPlusOne wisps: I had nothing to do with it
Sokkard wisps: Oh, and while I think of it, SevenPlusOne and Yvain were to blame.
NotPite wisps: Why did you leave then?
Fluey wisps that he doesn't, tbh.
Fluey wisps: Cold and rainy :(
Julnar wisps: I am in the fall of 2009 :P
SevenPlusOne wisps that he falls over laughing
Sokkard wisps: Did you hear about Fluey and Lizenatorii?
Sokkard wisps: He's an ungodly playboy inventor from the 'hood. She's a manipulative blonde nun from the wrong side of the tracks. They fight crime!
Stigwald wisps: Only lived there about a year with my ex, was only supposed to be a short term stay, she had stuff to do back in sweden.
NotPite wisps: Ahh
Julnar wisps: you could go back anyway
Stigwald wisps: Aye, if not for the fact my current girlfriend moved to sweden to be with me, and don't want to..
Stigwald wisps: Else i'd consider it, tbh.
Wile wisps: Where in the UK did you live?
Stigwald wisps: (SWeden's crap :P)
Amorsh wisps that he snickers
Amorsh wisps: You playboy.
Stigwald wisps: Travelled around 2 months, then edinburgh 5 months then aberdeen a wee while
Julnar wisps: well if it turns out you don't love her keep it an option ;)
Stigwald wisps: (travelled all over england/scotland)
Stigwald wisps: Well, she'll kill me for destroying her life if it turns out I don't, tbh.
Stigwald wisps: She left career, family and sold her flat to move here to me :P
Haug wisps: can anyone log into msn, my one wont let meeee :O
Stigwald wisps: I ARE
Amorsh wisps: I'm on my MSN right now.
Aeris wisps: yeah, its working.
Haug wisps: damn this computer =(
Aeris wisps: ctrl-alt-del, and end all msmngers :P
Haug wisps: yaya it works
SevenPlusOne wisps: And for another day running, Rocky Horror Picture Show songs are stuck in my head
SevenPlusOne wisps: Whee.. Lag
Amorsh wisps: Lag :(
Amorsh wisps: Who's netsexoring A'tuin.
Julnar wisps: haug is
Acantha wisps that she hangs her head.
Julnar wisps: and acantha, it's a group project really
Amorsh wisps: "group project"
Amorsh wisps: That includes oh, what 6 people? :d
KittenZ wisps: what?
Amorsh wisps: KITTENZ!
SevenPlusOne wisps: How do you do I..
SevenPlusOne wisps: see you've met my...
Susano wisps: how does I mine for fish
SevenPlusOne wisps: faithful handyman
SevenPlusOne wisps: he's just a little brought down.. because...
SevenPlusOne wisps: when you knocked, he thought you were the candy man.
SevenPlusOne wisps: don't get strung out by the way I look..
Susano wisps that he takes a step to the right away.
SevenPlusOne wisps: don't judge a book by it's cover-er
SevenPlusOne wisps: I'm not much of a man, by the light of day
SevenPlusOne wisps: but by night, I'm one hell of a lover-er
SevenPlusOne wisps: I
Julnar wisps: well a'tuin's brain is the size of a continent...
SevenPlusOne wisps: I'm just a sweet transvestite...
SevenPlusOne wisps: From transsexual transylvania
SevenPlusOne wisps: Let me show you around
SevenPlusOne wisps: Maybe play you a sound
SevenPlusOne wisps: You look like you're both pretty groovy
SevenPlusOne wisps: Or if you like something visual
SevenPlusOne wisps: That
SevenPlusOne wisps: That's not too abysmal
SevenPlusOne wisps: We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie
Poet wisps: i'm glad we caught you at home
SevenPlusOne wisps: I'm Glad we caught you at home
Poet wisps that he D
SevenPlusOne wisps: Could we use your phone?
SevenPlusOne wisps: we're both in a bit of a hurry
SevenPlusOne wisps: (Right)
SevenPlusOne wisps: We'll just say where we are, then we'll go back to the car
SevenPlusOne wisps: we don't want to be any worry
SevenPlusOne wisps: Well, you've got caught with a flat well.. how about that
SevenPlusOne wisps: well babies, don't you panic
SevenPlusOne wisps: by the light of the night, it'll all seem alright
SevenPlusOne wisps: I'll get you a Satanic Mechani
SevenPlusOne wisps: +c
SevenPlusOne wisps: I'm just a sweet transvestite...
SevenPlusOne wisps: From transsexual transylvania
SevenPlusOne wisps: Why don't you stay for the night? (Night) Or maybe... a bite? (Bite)
SevenPlusOne wisps: I could show you my favorite.. obsession..
Poet wisps: (sex)
SevenPlusOne wisps: I've been making a man... with blonde hair and a tan..
SevenPlusOne wisps: and he's good for relieving my.. tension
SevenPlusOne wisps: I'm just a sweet transvestite...
SevenPlusOne wisps: From transsexual transylvania
Romanov wisps: why
SevenPlusOne wisps: I'm just a sweet transvestite...
SevenPlusOne wisps: From transsexual transylvania
SevenPlusOne wisps: So... come up to the lab.... And see what's on the slab....
SevenPlusOne wisps: I see you shiver with.... Antic-
SevenPlusOne wisps: ...pation
Amorsh wisps that he pokes the "group project"
SevenPlusOne wisps: But maybe the rain isn't really to blame...
SevenPlusOne wisps: So I'll remove the cause.... (Evil laughter) but not the symptom.
SevenPlusOne wisps that he bows
Haug wisps: shut up julnar
Lanfear wisps: Teaching in the Hall of Heroes at the old Warriors' Guild in AM :)
Giric wisps: Is there anyone on here who either a) is adamantly opposed or b) really wants to join in or see) wants to watch a game of Speed Mafia?
PsEIyA wisps that she waggles her arm for option B
Amorsh wisps: B!
PsEIyA wisps: Or do we not count? =P
Giric wisps: Oh, you count, but you don't count. You're already counted, you see.
PsEIyA wisps that she grins
Amorsh wisps: We aren't important :(
PsEIyA wisps that she bounces happily to the Notte Important corner
Xuron wisps that he comforts PsEIyA
Giric wisps: You want to play, Xuron?
PsEIyA wisps that she bounced happily
Julnar wisps: what?
PsEIyA wisps: Oi! You! Play?
Giric wisps: (Love your pliers, btw.)
PsEIyA wisps: Pliers? Where?
Xuron wisps: er...don't know how to play
Romanov wisps: just kill him
Xuron wisps: and I'm about to run off
Romanov wisps: you pks these days
Haug wisps: it was a belated comment :P
Giric wisps: Oh, okay... Well, have a good night/day/morning/whatever timezone you're in.
Julnar wisps: stop slowing down the mud then
Amorsh wisps: Remember When We Use To All Be Broke
Amorsh wisps: And No One Had The Nerve To Take A Drag Of A Smoke
Amorsh wisps: But Now Its All Different Just Because We All Grew Up
Amorsh wisps: Now Your Money Is The Only Way
Amorsh wisps: To See If Your A Screw Up
Amorsh wisps: I Do What I Gota Do To Get Paid
Amorsh wisps: Been Doing It Ever Since The 5th Grade
Amorsh wisps: Its No Fun When You Love To Smoke
Amorsh wisps: But Can't Buy A Pack Of Ports Cause That _ Is Broke
Amorsh wisps: And If You Can't Buy Smokes And You Cant Buy Weed
Amorsh wisps: So You Sit There Stressin About The Money You Need
Amorsh wisps: Watchin My Pockets Bleed Like A Murdered Mc
Amorsh wisps: Who Just Got Shot And Robbed By Somebody Like Me
Amorsh wisps: Just No Me And The World Got Beef
Amorsh wisps: Got Me Standin Here Gittin My Teeth
Amorsh wisps: I Wanna Eat Dont Sleep On This
Amorsh wisps: Cause You Might Get Robbed
Amorsh wisps: And I Think Im Just The Man For The Job.
SevenPlusOne wisps: Nope
SevenPlusOne wisps: mischan
Sioux wisps: Heh, nice name.
SevenPlusOne wisps: I can if I want to!
Sautee wisps: anyone know where Ilik is?
SevenPlusOne wisps: Dead with his respawn turned off hopefully
SevenPlusOne wisps: does anybody know where carrot is?
Tique wisps: Kyrnin does
Sautee wisps: *all is quiet on the western front*
Robgea wisps: Tulip's just launched another offensive against Kom though..
SevenPlusOne wisps: Yo?
Asmodeus wisps: where's the shifty looking man gone?
Casey wisps: He hangs out on the Tang pier sometimes.
Robgea wisps: "Emrys last logged off 12 hours, 33 minutes and 49 seconds ago."
Asmodeus wisps: oh? cool, thanks
Sautee wisps: so does anyone know anything about anime shows?
Robgea wisps: I know some...
Sioux wisps: I liked Tuxedo Mask.
Sautee wisps: what's tuxedo mask about?
Sioux wisps: It's not about anything, it's a character.
Sautee wisps: what show is he from?
Sioux wisps: Sailor Moon. =|
Sautee wisps: oh.............
Sioux wisps: You've never seen it?
Sautee wisps: *never watched it* XD
Sioux wisps: Interesting.
Sautee wisps: interesting as in bad or interesting as in weird?
Sautee wisps: has anyone seen Hajime no Ippo?
Silgni wisps: http://www.neave.com/strobe/
Sautee wisps: what is that?
Silgni wisps: click it!
Sautee wisps: http://s3.bitefight.org/c.php?uid=120660
SevenPlusOne wisps: Woaaah
SevenPlusOne wisps: My eyes
Sautee wisps: eh?
Silgni wisps: lol
Amorsh wisps: That
Amorsh wisps: Is some big brother stuff :P
Amorsh wisps: Your gonna end up murdering someone next :p
Silgni wisps: who?
Sautee wisps: 1984?
Amorsh wisps: Yes :D
Amorsh wisps: George Orwell :D
Sautee wisps: ah...
Sautee wisps: You should look at that stuff with my bad eyesight
SevenPlusOne wisps: my eyes...
SevenPlusOne wisps: my poor eyes
Sautee wisps: it makes things twice as crazy
Silgni wisps: I wonder who decided to make it...
Sautee wisps: make what?
Silgni wisps: that strobe thing
SevenPlusOne wisps: what's even worse is going from looking at it for a while to the Mud
Sautee wisps: exactly how long were you staring at it?
SevenPlusOne wisps: ....a minute or two?
Silgni wisps: i'm only glad i can touch type now...
Sautee wisps: so who read orwell?
Robgea wisps: I have.
Julnar wisps: me
Jub wisps: I have.
Sautee wisps: can you explain to me the ending of Burmese Days?
Robgea wisps: Gwydion has. :p
Julnar wisps that she hasn't read that one
Sautee wisps: I don't get why the guy killed himself...
Jub wisps: Pff, I read Orwell, not his books.
Sautee wisps: or why the guy kills his dog first..
Sautee wisps: oh..
Sautee wisps: eh...
SevenPlusOne wisps: I have plenty of Xp, just no cash D:
Basai wisps: http://tinyurl.com/26gqvm
KittenZ wisps: im not drunk
Sidd wisps: I'm not here.
Robgea wisps: Sometimes it appears that we're reaching a period when our senses and our minds will no longer respond to moderate stimulation
Robgea wisps: We seem to be reaching an age of the gross, persuasion through speeches and books is too often discarded for disruptive demonstrations aimed at bludgeoning the unconvinced into action.
Dheroan wisps: I'm just nor
Robgea wisps: The young--and by this I'd don't mean any stretch of the imagination all the young, but I'm talking about those who claim to speak for the young--at the zenith of physical power and sensitivity, overwhelm themselves with drugs and artificial stimulants.
Dheroan wisps: I'm just not*
SevenPlusOne wisps: Help, my brain has B0rked again
Robgea wisps: Subtlety is lost, and fine distinctions based on acute reasoning are carelessly ignored in a headlong jump to a predetermined conclusion. Life is visceral rather than intellectual.
Robgea wisps: And the most visceral practitioners of life are those who characterize themselves as intellectuals. Truth is to them revealed rather than logically proved.
Robgea wisps: And the principal infatuations of today revolve around the social sciences, those subjects which can accommodate any opinion, and about which the most reckless conjecture cannot be discredited.
Hexagon wisps: What's the deal with the First Imperial Bank? There's a sign and a guard bars entry, my Agatean isn't good enough to read the sign.
Robgea wisps: Education is being redefined at the demand of the uneducated to suit the ideas of the uneducated. The student now goes to college to proclaim, rather than to learn.
Poncho wisps: you need to be a citizen?
Petrov wisps: Look at the room descriptions
Robgea wisps: The lessons of the past are ignored and obliterated, and a contemporary antagonism known as "The Generation Gap." A spirit of national masochism prevails, encouraged by an effete core of impudent snobs who characterize themselves as intellectuals.
Poncho wisps: dagger/dodge your way to a deposit.
Hexagon wisps: Ah, OK, thanks
Robgea wisps that he sits down.
SevenPlusOne wisps that he goes to sleep
SevenPlusOne wisps: A witch! a witch! we've found a witch! may we burn her?
Sidd wisps: Lawks!
Keita wisps: Cor!
Dheroan wisps: how do you know she's a witch?
SevenPlusOne wisps: she looks like one!
Coyote wisps: If she is really a witch she would have turned me into a plink ribbit ribbit
SevenPlusOne wisps: She turned me into a newt.
GrannyMi wisps: Come to the mended drum :D
SevenPlusOne wisps: (A newt?)
SevenPlusOne wisps: I got better
Robgea wisps: I find it sadly amusing that Monty Python, a group whose humour was/is based in its spontaneity and absurdist reality, is now known and quoted verbatim.
SevenPlusOne wisps: never be rude to an arab...
SevenPlusOne wisps: a israli, a saudi or jew..
SevenPlusOne wisps: never be rude an irishman.. no matter what you do
SevenPlusOne wisps: never poke at a nigger, a spick, or a wop, or a clout
SevenPlusOne wisps: and never poke... *BOOM*
SevenPlusOne wisps: 'Evening, squire!
SevenPlusOne wisps: (stiffly) Good Evening
SevenPlusOne wisps: Is, uh,... Is your wife a goer, eh? Know whatahmean, know whatahmean, nudge nudge, know whatahmean, say no more?
Dheroan wisps: yes we know what you mean
Winswand wisps: umm...
Winswand wisps: gimme more!
SevenPlusOne wisps: I, uh, I beg your pardon?
SevenPlusOne wisps: Your, uh, your wife, does she go, eh, does she go, eh?
SevenPlusOne wisps: (flustered) Well, she sometimes 'goes', yes.
SevenPlusOne wisps: Aaaaaaaah bet she does, I bet she does, say no more, say no more, know whatahmean, nudge nudge?
Winswand wisps that he growls
SevenPlusOne wisps that he stops, bored of this now
Arrein wisps: Any sekkites got a couple of relics to sell?
Arrein wisps: Any sekkites around AM able to do me a favour?
Poncho wisps: Sekkites dont do favours
Basai wisps: wone do what exactly?
Arrein wisps that he just needs a relic consecrated! :P
Poncho wisps: 'who sek'
Basai wisps: hmm i wonder where Kess is
Arrein wisps: Rofl. one priest. :P
Arrein wisps: Already got Kess's, Basai :P
Basai wisps: then you shouldn't need to bother
Arrein wisps: Nah, I shattered it, and i'm still "quite evil"
Basai wisps: can you reconsecrate relics?
Arrein wisps: Yep.
Basai wisps: thats rather odd
Arrein wisps: It is?
Kana wisps: I need one more day each week.
Kana wisps: Just one.
Poncho wisps that he quickly gobbles down his binding TM
Kana wisps: I need a job where I can work four days a week.
Poncho wisps: Bartender
Kana wisps: Oh dear god, never.
Poncho wisps: whats wrong with bartending?
Fiasco wisps: chip shop? :P
Kana wisps: It's night time and full of drunk people.
Poncho wisps: Fast paced, fun, creative environment. Fantastic if your a charismatic people person. 'Bard' to use one word.
Poncho wisps: Only as drunk as you allow them to be
Qna wisps: become a dutch father, they get 1 day off a week for a set period of time which is in the year range.
Kana wisps: Yeah, just assume I'm not a charismatic people person.
Qna wisps that he is useful.
Kana wisps: I'd like a solution that doesn't involve getting a kid.
Poncho wisps: part time job
Fiasco wisps: become an accountant?
Kana wisps that she assumes that "time off" becomes an illusion with children.
Fiasco wisps: then become self-employed
Fiasco wisps: then you can choose your hours :)
Kana wisps: And be allowed to work as much as humanly possible!
Kana wisps: Which I already am.
Fiasco wisps: or get people to stop causing crime so you have nothing to od?
Fiasco wisps: do not od :P
Kana wisps: Nah, when this year is over I shall try to find something I can do at 80%.
KittenZ wisps: Caramell dansen!
KittenZ wisps: wheeee
Raelag wisps: hi is a bastard sword a heavy sword
Araneae wisps: Yes.
Maelin wisps: Oh my god. I just watched this Resident Evil Extinction film.
Ratman wisps: any good?
Ratman wisps: my flatmate didn't like it
Ratman wisps: i've not seen it
KittenZ wisps: it didn't have jill valentine in it
KittenZ wisps: which was the only reason i wanted to watch the third one =(
Maelin wisps: They -clone- the woman, so she can save herself from the evil baddie in the big boss fight, JUST SO SHE CAN SAY TWO FATALITY MACHO LINES IN ONE FIGHT.
KittenZ wisps: jill was teh seckz
Maelin wisps: And they BOTH sucked.
KittenZ wisps: Smack my $*%#$ up!
Basai wisps: i loved the Video for that
Maelin wisps: Huh, so it turns out this was actually the third movie in a series.
Maelin wisps: Way to put numbers in the titles to clue franchise newbies in, goonfaces!
Haug wisps: i just watch murphy's law, its amazingly good :O
Haug wisps: and so was that monsters inc movie :D
Fitz wisps: afternoon everyone. just wondered if it was possible to join the AM city watch?
Rastakwer wisps: The club, probably. "refer amcw" to see who are the recruiters.
Rastakwer wisps: The actual watch, no.
Eida wisps: Not really.
Pharm wisps: Life sucks training a new puppy and boy with the puppy at 50 lbs now and the boy at 48 lbs and an older little dog a 20 lbs. I think the older puppy hates it worse
Fitz wisps: hmm okie. cheers.
Pharm wisps: The older dog is 13 and is hating life right now...She's not happy with the boy or the puppy right now...even though the puppy persists in licking her ears...women
Pharm wisps: Everybody knows that ear licking is a sign of respect and a huge suck up by the lickee
Pharm wisps: She's probably just mad cause his tougne is about as long as her whole body...sigh..women
Coyote wisps: raise your hand if you just licked Pharm's ear
Pharm wisps: women...even if their dogs...they're still not pleased...sigh...
Pharm wisps: hehe my boy just pulled the big puppies ear and he bit him...nipped actually
Pharm wisps: Haha..now my boy's bitching about a mean dog
Pharm wisps: Life sucks the big puppy is moaning about his ears and my son is yelling about such a mean dog...damn it I need a cup of coffee
Pharm wisps: Sooo now I've got a fifty five lb baby trying to jump in my lap and a boy yelling about getting nipped..sigh...Such is my life...At least both of them are lads so I'm not getting tears
Kaea wisps: I miss having dogs :(
Pharm wisps: Hmmm now they've made up...sigh..I'm make my son make me a cuppa but he burn himself...sigh
Pharm wisps: Nothing better than a decent weighted dog..keeps off the crooks and gives the lad something to play with and learn that beating on things has consequences...
Pharm wisps: Just nips mind you...:P
Boot wisps: dogs are much better teachers then cats :P
Boot wisps: harder to toss across a room too :(
Pharm wisps: Yeah cats are meaner...The dog is growing up with the boy and they nip each other and I mostly try to ignore it...right now he's right back at the pup and the pup is right back at him...noisy...sigh
Boot wisps: we had a mixed breed doberman lab wander in, and make itslef hme in out dining room last summer
Boot wisps: the thing was a horse :D
Pharm wisps: I expect an ear pulling and a nipping again in the next 5 minutes..sigh
Boot wisps: friendly too
Boot wisps: it filled up the room :P
Pharm wisps: Stupid pup just drank all of my son's cereal milk...sigh
Boot wisps: must have weighed near 150 poubds
Boot wisps: aww :(
Pharm wisps: Yeah this one's a cross between a chow and a shepherd.
Boot wisps that he P
Boot wisps: that has to look odd
Pharm wisps: Probably go around 80 lbs or so at 2 years...He's around 50 right now a 5 months
Boot wisps that he pictures the tryst that spawned that pup :)
Pharm wisps: If I was a twisted type of individual I'd say some Creator got loose and grabbed a liaison...But I'm not that twisted
Boot wisps: that sound like a bigger then 80 pounds later on dog
Boot wisps: rofl
Pharm wisps: Might be actually Boot
Pharm wisps: I don't judge them much at this age except for stability and smarts..:P
Boot wisps: or mayby appetite?
Boot wisps: the feet seem to be good indicators too big feet big dog later on
Pharm wisps: Yeah the mutt eats,sleeps, poops and cries when he scratches/attention...and doesn't cry when it's a real scratching...lousy pup...
Boot wisps that he used to have 13 cats too
Pharm wisps: Damn
Pharm wisps: 13 cats????
Boot wisps: had to watch sitting down, or closing doors
Pharm wisps: why???
Boot wisps: cat sfor door stops or occupying my own seats
Pharm wisps: Well I'm betting not rodents or lizards lived around you...Just lost a cat to a lizard...She ate him and it was the wrong kind..nothing I could do
Boot wisps: ouch
Pariah wisps: That sucks, Pharm.
Running wisps: does any non wizard speak djelian
Running wisps: what time is it in pb?
Running wisps: i mean bp
Phix wisps: jelly time.
cinnamon wisps: Same time as in AM.
Poncho wisps: 6:32pm
Running wisps: well what time is it in AM?
Poncho wisps: 6:33pm
Running wisps: how do u know?
Phix wisps: Yo momma told him so.
Poncho wisps: I looked to the heavens, and read the stars
Running wisps: really?
Poncho wisps: no, I have a watch.
Phix wisps: RLY.
Poncho wisps: The current time displayed is: 6:33pm, Sunday 12th February Prime, UC 2024.
Running wisps: u have a watch from bp?
Poncho wisps: pffft, yeah right.
Poncho wisps: my watch is a classic.
cinnamon wisps: You can get a watch in BP.
emrys wisps: good afternoon
cinnamon wisps: A genuine Sayko I believe.
Running wisps: where can u get a bp watch?
cinnamon wisps: Timepieces shop on Market street I would guess.
Anton wisps: letters can't buy things, last time I checked.
cinnamon wisps: It's customary not to use silly abbreviations like 'u' here. You might get a sensible answer earlier if use 'you.
Ako wisps: R U sure?
cinnamon wisps: No.
Anton wisps: options input shorthand = on
cinnamon wisps: Getting a sensible answer on this channel is rare however you type.
emrys wisps: I is not sure
emrys wisps: is u?
Acantha wisps that she winces. Repeatedly.
emrys wisps: Fluffy are sures!
Anton wisps: I has a bad grammar!
emrys wisps: that would be an awesome lolcat
Fulgoris wisps: are there any fruitstands in AM?
Araneae wisps: One on market st.
Fulgoris wisps: thanks
Basai wisps: The building of a village bypass in Leicestershire could cost
Basai wisps: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/leicestershire/7260810.stm
Anton wisps: also baker st
Fulgoris wisps: thats right, there is one on Baker, had forgotten
Basai wisps: argh! this no GBP sign is getting on my nerves
Catwoman wisps: weird. a djelian soldier out in the middle of the plains
Insanity wisps: Bugrep it, Pf said he fixed that :P
Basai wisps: just bug rep it and kil it
Eliza wisps: what side of god's collar is thespians yard on please?
Mio wisps: Quick what's the monopoly game in Genua called?
Poncho wisps: is there a certain amount of time you have to bury a corpse in order to get the bury xp from it?
Phix wisps: within 5 minutesish IIRC.
cinnamon wisps: Ultimate Possession?
cinnamon wisps: Yes Poncho
Ptoley wisps: yes. before it rots
Ptoley wisps: I wanna play!
Poncho wisps: interesting
Ptoley wisps: wait, I thought it was called exclusive possession.
Tabris wisps: Exclusive possession, that's the one.
Phix wisps: The latter is correct.
cinnamon wisps: That's it Ptoley.
cinnamon wisps that he mutters about teach lag.
Mio wisps: You know what I miss? Crystal balls.
Mio wisps: Those were great.
Romanov wisps: you have track now!
Romanov wisps: oh wait, assassin
Insanity wisps: Why are crystal balls still out?
Mio wisps: Because they were fun!
Romanov wisps: a crystal ball could only let you see, but you could pick up roomchats about smells and sounds with one
Insanity wisps: That doesn't sound very convincing.
Fluey wisps: Because of an autonomous decision by a director at the time.
Fluey wisps that he looks more convincing than Romanov :D
Fluey wisps: In the meantime since then, other methods of scrying have been made in lieu of crystal ball use.
Fluey wisps: So they're too far gone now!
Romanov wisps: we can have an eye of killrog spell
Fluey wisps: Is this some crazy WoW thing?
Romanov wisps: warcraft 2, the better one!
Fluey wisps: I see I see.
Fluey wisps: I watched some friends play DOTA the other day.
Fluey wisps: Bored me to tears.
Romanov wisps: a half naked giant ogre pulls out his eye and it floats around
Fluey wisps: Is his partial nudity crucial to the result of the spell/
Romanov wisps: i'm not sure, but i remember noticing you can see the ogre's buttocks
Fluey wisps: I've seen a lot of ogre buttocks.
Fluey wisps: Usually at a skanky club on a Saturday evening.
Romanov wisps: http://home.intranet.org/~tdh/war_strategy/gifs/orules2.gif
Fluey wisps: Ah, Warcraft 2 graphics, how beautiful you were.
Fluey wisps: Someone saved, someone saved, someone saved my life toniiiight.
Siilaan wisps: Mmm, Henkell rose prosecco.
Siilaan wisps: I wonder if wines come more homosexual than that.
Hakawikasawa wisps: Probably with great difficulty, but I wouldn't discount the possibility off hand.
Siilaan wisps: You forgot a
Siilaan wisps: PKL / asswot games today or something?
Insanity wisps: What gave it away? All the dead people or the completely empty pools?
Siilaan wisps that he sees dead people.
Basai wisps: NPKs cant talk about PK stuff.
Fiasco wisps: yes, it's the inhumation challenge right now :P
Siilaan wisps: Yeah, just confirming.
Siilaan wisps: PKs can't tell NPKs what to talk about either!
Siilaan wisps: It's a fail-fail situation.
Basai wisps: im notte PK
Siilaan wisps that he mumbles about lazy-ass Gappics.
Siilaan wisps that he thinks Pishes should get extra output in "who dead".
Siilaan wisps: Time since death.
Siilaan wisps: Oh, and a way to see if Death is still spamming someone.
Anqet wisps: Idearep!
Anton wisps: why just pishites?
Spontiff wisps: because they're the only ones who'd care?
Siilaan wisps that he wouldn't mind deity-specific intrinsics.
Siilaan wisps that he ponders starting an expwhoring business.
Keita wisps: Mmm, whoring.
Siilaan wisps: You, uberly exphoarder drag me around and keep me alive while I suck ass at fighting, and I pour all the exp from the draggage into cu.ta
Siilaan wisps: Stop projecting, Keita.
Keita wisps that he ((
Siilaan wisps: Unless it's projecting on a seedy back alley cinema canvas.
Keita wisps that he :((
Siilaan wisps: You have a typo there.
Siilaan wisps: It's "one :looks sad."
Anton wisps: :(
Siilaan wisps that he should hack up a little desktop app that would take care of who's taking care of whom for resses and taxis.
Siilaan wisps: Running the server might be problematic though, I've no place I can put up a permanent service.
Yavanna wisps: Like a taxi dispatch call centre?
Anton wisps: and then you have to get everyone to run it. too much effort.
Vasp wisps: how are the club channels not good enough?
Siilaan wisps: Exactly.
Siilaan wisps: Actually, they invented this way to make AJAX not lag horribly bad, no?
Siilaan wisps: Comet or something.
Siilaan wisps: Pishe is not being used to negotiate this.
Siilaan wisps: And the information spams off.
Siilaan wisps: And the customers have no direct access.
Anton wisps: good luck getting sensible people to run an untrusted app
Ako wisps that he sends nakedblondegirlpictures.exe
Siilaan wisps: The fact I haven't failed once today raises my spirits.
Siilaan wisps: As does the bromazepam, valerian extract, and bubbly.
Siilaan wisps: Also, someone, plz to be dragging all the corpses in the Filigree area in front of the drum for a laugh ;P
Chimara wisps: Love to all pishites!
Chimara wisps: Etcetc.
Chimara wisps: Yadayada.
Chimara wisps: I need to put the booze down.
Ako wisps: No ya dont.
Ako wisps: Thats BAD.
Siilaan wisps: Even me, although I'm a horrible donkeyorigice?
Siilaan wisps: No, no putting booze down.
Siilaan wisps: Also, plz to be asking for resses AFTER Death shuts up.
Ako wisps: Ah, makes sense now, saturday night, drunk mudders, mass pking.
Vasp wisps: why after, siil?
Siilaan wisps: Because the ress fails before.
Siilaan wisps: Without draining gp, but things are hectic as it is without having to retry or tell every single person to tell you when he's done.
Vasp wisps: oh makes sense. you've arrived at the place quite fast, btw... impressive
Siilaan wisps: I was there in the first place.
Siilaan wisps: Most of this happens between drum and asswot guild
Siilaan wisps: So deader comes in from adjacent room, says "wanna ress", I go "have gp", do the ress, and see Death spamming "I'm not done".
Vasp wisps: makes even more sense now. sorry for questioning you :p
Siilaan wisps: Alternately, I'll idearep the ress NOT failing while he's ranting for people out of the newbie period, because it's stupid.
Siilaan wisps: Except that means I'll owe sexual favours to the Priests maintainer.
Siilaan wisps: And that list is getting scary long.
Zoot wisps: Hello! :D
Ako wisps: Zoot!
Siilaan wisps that he decides that relatives dying is more of an absurd experience than a sad one.
Siilaan wisps: At least when you've had the presence of mind to get meds beforehand.
Siilaan wisps that he was clearing through his brother's spam, unsubscribing him from mailing lists, writing to one of the ones without a simple "unsubscribe" link "Plz to be removing user womble, I can't do it because I don't know the password, he can't because he's mostly molecular carbon now".
Siilaan wisps: Somewhat amusingly, I just realised that there was some sort of weird karma connection between me and brother. Or at least a suite of coincidences that bites away at my scepticism.
Siilaan wisps: When one of us was doing well, the other was doing crud.
Insanity wisps: How are you doing at the moment then?
Siilaan wisps: I was passing high school with flying colors, he was getting fried on meth. I took over the habit, he dropped it. My job sucked, he did well in high school. My job ruled, he was unemployed. My job sucked again, he was at the high point of his life. I found a new, well-paying job, he died.
Siilaan wisps: I have an urge to get lottery tickets.
Seirou wisps: Your life is so interesting.
Siilaan wisps that he is doing medicated.
Poncho wisps that he sees your weird karma connection, and raises you one cult
Siilaan wisps: By the time my prescription runs out, I'll be 60 miles away from family, making 2.3k EUR monthly brutto, and living alone.
Fluey wisps: Brutto?
Poncho wisps: whats brutto mean?
Seirou wisps: Gross
Fluey wisps: ah
Ptapdance wisps: Net.
Fluey wisps: er
Seirou wisps: Whatever ;)
Seirou wisps that he doesn't know the english.
Ptapdance wisps: Ye whatever-
Fluey wisps: so after tax hen
Fluey wisps: then*
Ptapdance wisps: Nah, brut is before tax.
Siilaan wisps: After tax, maybe 1.5K
Fluey wisps: ok, so gross :)
Ptapdance wisps: In Vienna?
Seirou wisps: Hoolay, I got it.;)
Ako wisps: Hi Fluey!
Siilaan wisps: Job formally in Slovakia, really in Vienna.
Araneae wisps: Disgusting!
Fluey wisps: hi ako
Spontilla wisps: Brutto is gross, netto is, surprisingly, net
Ako wisps: How R U baby?
Fluey wisps: fine honey
Ptapdance wisps: Not too shabby.
Siilaan wisps: Means I'll be under 19% flat income tax, and private pensioning.
Araneae wisps: Hot 4 U!
Ako wisps: Gd Gd. Bin up2 much?
Araneae wisps: I think I just died a little inside.
Ako wisps: I was trying to pk you earlier Aranear, but you was in DJB and I couldnt be bothered moving too far too kill :x
Zoot wisps: whassup Ako
Ako wisps: Sup Zoot.
Ako wisps: I totally hunted you down and stuff and was like, Nar Djb is missions, so I pwnt Aell instead.
Ako wisps that he yawns.
Ako wisps: Zoot, go start GWA again or something.
Ako wisps: Who was the other dude...
Ako wisps: Teka? Tekin?
Vasp wisps: talking to yourself, Ako?
Ako wisps: Yeah.
Ako wisps: Turkin, that was it.
Ako wisps: McZoot and Turkin.
Lights wisps: whoa talk about spreading bad vibes Ako
Ako wisps: Say what?
Lights wisps: you need to disappear.
Ako wisps: I do?
Lights wisps: here.
Ako wisps: Why do I need to dissapear?
Lights wisps: yeah you're being mean and unpleasant, me no likey!
Ako wisps: I am?
Ako wisps: I think you need to make your crack pipe dissapear my friend :)
Lights wisps: it's what i just said!
Lights wisps: go rant about gwa or whatever the bee in your bonnet is
Ako wisps: ...
Lights wisps: or 'help newbie' should give you some clues
Ako wisps: I have no bee in my bonnet you retard. I was just saying they should restart it up again for amusment value.
Ako wisps: ...
Ako wisps: Rofl shut up you penis enlargment :P
Kaea wisps: Ako.
Ptapdance wisps that he :|
nnY wisps: such angry Ako
Vasp wisps: roflcopter on lollerskates
Siilaan wisps: Phwoar.
Siilaan wisps: PS: Update SPC.
Fluey wisps: As well as collecting airmiles far faster than the average card, the card offers access to a suite of luxury goods and services such as a round the world trip by private jet, the chance to have your 'biography' written by a top author and exclusive hospitality packages for Wimbledon, the Cannes Film Festival and the Monaco Grand Prix.
Fluey wisps: <3 purple card
Ptapdance wisps: All this and more in exchange of your first born and your right arm.
Vasp wisps: siilaan, have you checked it recently?
Vasp wisps: i mean in the last couple minutes, really :p
Vasp wisps: and... priests use spc?
Siilaan wisps: No, just an unsubtle reminder.
Siilaan wisps: Yes, to get the spell descriptions / executive summaries.
cinnamon wisps: I believe I'm registered, Vasp.
Siilaan wisps: Sourceforge down for anyone else?
Talven wisps: No, it just doesnt like you.
Siilaan wisps: Yeah, did you check?
Talven wisps: ...
Talven wisps: Shush
Siilaan wisps: Anyway, was just my DNS being a tit.
Talven wisps: See?
Siilaan wisps: Was you being a tit as well.
Gypsie wisps: hmm lots of ghosts in oc
Poncho wisps: was there a flood?
Gypsie wisps: You feel a sense of peace here.
Talven wisps: Oooooh 4 vis liaisons online. FLUFF TIME!
Zoot wisps: rofl ako is marked for deletion
Talven wisps: What the...
Araneae wisps: Hah, what did he do?
Siilaan wisps: Hrm. Anyone know of any webcomics that don't use plot arcs that you deliver full images via RSS?
Siilaan wisps that he is feeding his feedreader.
Tique wisps: xkcd!
Tique wisps: not userfriendly, on either count :(
Siilaan wisps: First one to come.
Siilaan wisps that he ponders C&H
Siilaan wisps: C&H loses, alas.
Siilaan wisps that he also ponders nerdy stuff. There's DWTF, CodingHorror, and Joel in already.
Siilaan wisps: Pondering New Old Thing, but that's kinda irrelevant to what I do.
Siilaan wisps: And the bileblog is dead :/
Siilaan wisps: As is pyrasun.
Tique wisps: you need bash and qdb too
Siilaan wisps: They offer feeds?
Tique wisps: yuh-huh
Tique wisps that he has 'em
Tique wisps: and ichc for brainfluff
Siilaan wisps: Spoonfeed!
Tique wisps: and /. and el reg
Tique wisps: and a handful of ms blogs
Tique wisps: and a variety of productivity blogs
Tique wisps: and that's my rss list ;)
Tique wisps: I've got economist, time and forbes in there too
Siilaan wisps: Eww, /productivity/.
Tique wisps: and the globe monday morning manager
Tique wisps: and a few others
Siilaan wisps that he is cutting down on the daily news.
Siilaan wisps: BBC, The Register, Something Awful, and The Onion should be enough, if they offer feeds.
ClaC wisps: and xkcd and penny arcade
ClaC wisps: is there a pa rss?
Esgyll wisps: Yes.
Siilaan wisps: PA doesn't deliver pics through RSS.
Siilaan wisps: Disqualified.
Esgyll wisps: Works fine on LiveJournal.
Siilaan wisps: The whole bloody point of RSS is not having to click through to get to the payload ;P
Tique wisps: ooh there's a hack that might work
Tique wisps: does uf work via lj?
Esgyll wisps: Dunno.
Siilaan wisps: The universe would probably implode on itself if I used LJ to get webcomics sanely.
Siilaan wisps that he would prolly add some Python blogs, except they're likely to suck.
Siilaan wisps: Also. Dan Savage. Get a feed already.
Siilaan wisps: Oooh. Fark. Another source of reliable news.
Yavanna wisps: I get mine from www.thedailymash.co.uk
Siilaan wisps: Is there a difference between qdb.us and bash.org?
Tique wisps: afaik one's a fork of the other
Tique wisps: wangwaving history
Siilaan wisps that he can't find the feed link on bash.
Tique wisps: it might be a proxy. sec
Julnar wisps: malls are where the antichrist will be consumated and born in
Tique wisps: http://unununium.freepgs.com/bashrss/
Siilaan wisps: Yay.
Siilaan wisps: RSS is probably the worst productivity killer of the 21st century.
Tique wisps: I disagree :D
Jub wisps: Pfff, what about Discworld?
Tique wisps: I agree!
Romanov wisps: I feel productive on here!
Siilaan wisps: Alright, RSS is probably the worst productivity killer for people that only get HTTP through corporate firewalls of the 21st century.
Romanov wisps: ie as long as I'm getting my way
Siilaan wisps that he wonders how soon until people realise RSS clobbers their ad revenue.
Siilaan wisps that he should also subscribe to either theserverside.com, or InfoQ, except the usual coincidental irrelevance of their articles to whatever he might be doing at the moment is tragic.
Siilaan wisps: "Hey, someone wrote just about the fiftieth EJB3 book!" "JSF Ajaxifier of the month announced" "speeduploop.jar 3.1.1 released"
Insanity wisps: btw, since pbf is giving up writing comics, http://dresdencodak.com/index.html is a good replacement
Siilaan wisps that he uses wulff morgenthaler and truck bearing kibble as his PBF substitute.
Tique wisps: english plz?
Siilaan wisps: Google for all unknown phrases.
Insanity wisps: That was perfectly cromulent.
Insanity wisps: Maybe you're going senile?
Tique wisps: maybe :(
Siilaan wisps: Dresden Codak is tl;dr for rss.
Tique wisps: some wtfs are too
Tique wisps: but they're great
Siilaan wisps: Yeah, but wtfs aren't comics.
Siilaan wisps: I can deal with text better than comic slides.
Tique wisps: YES THEY ARE
Tique wisps: mandatory fun day
Tique wisps that he cringes
Siilaan wisps: There is no such thing.
Siilaan wisps: Actually.
Tique wisps: I agree :d
Julnar wisps: why do they have to mandate fun?
Siilaan wisps that he checks with Vienna has post filtering.
Assault wisps: Anyone around AM that can teach me kick/punch? Prefer Chop Chop Master Onion, but whoever will do
Insanity wisps: It's all in the mind.
Siilaan wisps: If Subject contains "Mandatory Fun Day", delete with vengeance.
Tique wisps that he approves
Julnar wisps: I would get a mandatory paint ball day, I'd be all for it
Siilaan wisps: Generally, comics that don't come in under 640x480 belong in CBR / CBZ format, should have plot arcs, and be downloadable as a whole.
Jub wisps: irregularwebcomic is good, but it has plot arcs.
Siilaan wisps that he breaks and subscribes to TSS and InfoQ, even though the latter is stupid.
Jub wisps: Hmmm, dunno if iwc has an RSS feed either. Oh well.
Siilaan wisps: I have separate "Tech", and "Geek" feed folders.
Siilaan wisps that he is scared of himself.
Tique wisps: you could have "Gech" and "Teek"
Tique wisps: wait...
Siilaan wisps: You're not nearly interesting enough,.
Tique wisps that he :(
Talven wisps: Tique wants to get everywhere!
Insanity wisps: No one going by the name of gique currently exists on Discworld.
Kaiser wisps: annoying newbie is smart
Envy wisps: "help newbie" "a"
Kaiser wisps: one is actually the worst choice. Guild channel is much more informative
Envy wisps: hes an aventurer
Pokey wisps: one is a hotbed of lies and misdirection.
Pokey wisps that he beams proudly.
Envy wisps: liar
Xuron wisps: can always become a newbie helper, then you have access to the newbie channel
OddyTor wisps that he laughs. Alas, it looks like I lose newbie after 18 hours.
Kaiser wisps: Isn't that the dictionary definition, Pokey?
Robgea wisps: One is Mos Eisley. Your guild channel is like Yavin Base. Apex is like Hoth Base. Intermud is like Endor because it's full of Ewoks.
OddyTor wisps: All Ephebians are liars
Xuron wisps: ooo, harsh..
Insanity wisps: Actually that's Endor's forest moon.
Robgea wisps: Except for the Adventurer channel. That's deserted and empty.
Insanity wisps:
Robgea wisps: You're right, my apologies. :P
Kiki wisps: THat's no moon...that's a giant space station!
OddyTor wisps: Was that the one the Klingons destroyed?
Robgea wisps that he logs out out of shock.
OddyTor wisps: "Time" and "date" give me the time on silly Roundworld. How do I get real Discworld time? Old Tom just told me it's 10 o clock, but I don't know the day, etc.
Kaiser wisps: Buy a watch?
Insanity wisps: You could get a watch
Poncho wisps: or you can ask on the talker 'whats the time'
Poncho wisps: you'll get the same answer :)
OddyTor wisps: LOL!
Insanity wisps: Then all the people with watches show off :P
Poncho wisps: its true, we do
Poncho wisps: The current time displayed is: 10:07am, Wednesday 16th February Prime, UC 2024.
Kiki wisps: And Insanity checks which of them are killers and goes and steals the watches...?
OddyTor wisps: 7 minutes passed that quickly?
Kaiser wisps: And know that asking the time on one means it's time to buy a watch.
Pokey wisps: 7 dw minutes per rw minute.. no?
Kiyo wisps: Thought For The Day: Tomorrow Belongs To People Who Prepare For It Today.
Poncho wisps: they're like M&M's, you just keep tossing them in your mouth.
Xuron wisps: tomorrows are todays in disguises
Envy wisps: http://tinyurl.com/32zt3g
Thaend wisps: How does mining work?
Aeris wisps that she worries about Envy
Esgyll wisps: 3 Roundworld minutes = 10 Discworld minutes. Give or take.
Envy wisps: whatya worryin bout babe?
Aeris wisps: what do you look for to find images like that? :D
Aeris wisps that she can only imagine the google search terms
OddyTor wisps: "milf" "bondage"?
Envy wisps: lj
Traven wisps: Do you get a reward for like, 1000 logins?
Envy wisps: yar
cinnamon wisps: My Little Binky!
Julnar wisps: that's not a milf, that's a granny
Traven wisps: A... gilf?
Envy wisps: gilf
Traven wisps that he ewws
OddyTor wisps: adpilf (almost dead people...)
GuiseppiO wisps: Gmilf :p
Traven wisps: haha
GuiseppiO wisps: or is that a gangsta milf :p ROFL
cinnamon wisps: Plus you get accessories at 990, 1010 and 1020 I think.
Pokey wisps: i think they build up and the last one is at 1000 tbh.
OddyTor wisps: how do I talk directly to an NPC?
Kiyo wisps: "sayto"
cinnamon wisps: Nah, death comes back a couple of times to say he's forgotten something.
Thaend wisps: How does mining work?
Vasp wisps: how do you talk indirectly to it?
Julnar wisps: it doesn't thaend
Envy wisps: http://tinyurl.com/39n4am
Kaiser wisps: Mining doesn't work.
Kiyo wisps: its not like WOW on here
Thaend wisps: oh ok
Envy wisps: You are 70 days, 5 hours, 20 minutes and 43 seconds old and have logged in 1661 times.
OddyTor wisps: I just did "sayto godly hi" and it told me it couldn't find godly (there's a godly man here, trying to convert me)
Julnar wisps: the geese are invading!
Pokey wisps: godly is an adjective
Envy wisps: "sayto man"
Envy wisps: But hes an NPC
Pokey wisps: you can't refer to anyone solely by an adjective
OddyTor wisps: Ah, much better.
Xuron wisps: although, the best option would be to just stab the godly man
Pokey wisps that he is often quite surprised by the attention to detail paid to things like that on the disc,
Kaiser wisps: Not if you get god squad.
OddyTor wisps: I can now talk to NPCs -- I feel like I'm in mental therapy, slowly coming to grips with the world around me.
Xuron wisps: well, in that event, that's what your legs are for
Julnar wisps: the cake is a lie
Kaiser wisps: And playing a game helps you to cope, OT?
Envy wisps: You'll need to become familiar with Gods, and alignment, depending on what you decide to be and who you decide to follow
OddyTor wisps: I am Switzerland :)
Kiki wisps: I am Australia.
Envy wisps: I am the best
Kaiser wisps: Can you get pills for that?
Julnar wisps: I am the british empire under victoria
OddyTor wisps: I just want to hang out here and chat and visit famous places without fighting or getting into guilds or stuff (yes, I know, I'm Twoflower!)
Julnar wisps: little blue ones?
Spontiff wisps: There's plenty to explore without killing stuff. The game is sort of designed to push you towards chosing a guild though, and staying an adventurer has fairly big disadvantages. It's still fun and rewarding though, if you're really really persistent :)
Vasp wisps: anyone else just had a lag burst for a minute or so?
Envy wisps: Idler
OddyTor wisps: I'm really lazy-- does that help?
Kaiser wisps: NOt really :P
Xuron wisps: well, there are places you wouldn't be able to visit alone if you're lazy..
OddyTor wisps: Is that some kind of mettyfor?
Xuron wisps: huh?
Kaiser wisps: Yes, he's like that all the time.
Kaiser wisps: Stop masturbating on one, Xuron.
OddyTor wisps: Oh cool, you can 'finger' NPCs like Sandelfon
Kiyo wisps: sandelfon is a God btw
cinnamon wisps: Being a ghost solves most of those problems, Xuron.
cinnamon wisps: A pretty pathetic one at that.
OddyTor wisps: Yes, I figured-- this guy keeps telling me to worship him
Xuron wisps: am i taking your job, Kaiser?
OddyTor wisps: He seems like the God of Lawyers?
Kaiser wisps: Hardly. You need to train more to be a troll.
Traven wisps: Sandelfon isn't an NPC though - Does he actually exist anywhere in the MUD? He is just a deity.
Traven wisps that he Thunder clouds gather overhead
Traven wisps: Bah..
Traven wisps: That never worked
OddyTor wisps: Who truly has seen the gods?
Xuron wisps: I'd rather not, trolls end up eating rocks...
Traven wisps: Everyone in the Bible
Valun wisps: is combat broken?
Traven wisps: No one in living memory. Hrmm.. Funny, that
Kaiser wisps: I sat on Tique's lap so I have seen The Gods.
Spontiff wisps: No.
OddyTor wisps: the red star directs us to cleanse the disc!
Rotas wisps: the gods mothers probably saw them naked in th ebath when they were just widdle things.
Julnar wisps: I've occasionally thought I saw a god, well at least that's what my mouth said
TShop wisps: i am a litle bit worried :( I am developing a taste for tramp Juice
Kaiser wisps: You should run for president, Julnar.
TShop wisps: maybe you can see the gods if you go to yhr hub and clime cori celesti?
Rild wisps: Eew. I do not want to know what tramp juice is.
Julnar wisps: I don't think you're supposed to be naked when you're having these 'visions'
Poncho wisps: yes, but president of what?
cinnamon wisps: It's empty on top of there at the moment.
Kiyo wisps: cider = tramp juice
TShop wisps: tramp juice is also known as special lager
OddyTor wisps: I assume my character is wearing clothes, not just this silly newbie sash
TShop wisps: or super lager even. tennants super inmy case
Kiyo wisps: thats Chav juice
Envy wisps: you assume incorrectly
Envy wisps: you're nekkid
TShop wisps: yek cider
Poncho wisps: your naked if your not wearing things
Kaiser wisps: You have no clothes if you didn't buy any, OT :P
OddyTor wisps: And the AM Watch has no problem with this?
TShop wisps: yeah the sash is necessary, but not adaquate, buy some clothes
NuggieWuggie wisps that she giggles
Poncho wisps: they have a problem with it. Go ask Carrot
Poncho wisps: the sash is good newbie protection.
Lenor wisps: As long as you don't mime doing things in said nakedness
TShop wisps: how does the sash vurdere?
Envy wisps: does carrot have a problem with it?
Kaiser wisps: You're not well enough endowed for that to be harassment.
OddyTor wisps: Detritus didn't-- he said I was a strange one, but I think he says that to everyone
Poncho wisps: the good thing about the sash is it covered everything
OddyTor wisps: Is that why I feel cold?
Xuron wisps: Most likely
Kaiser wisps: What do you think?
Xuron wisps: just don't catch a cold
TShop wisps that he threatens Carrot with his Mighty E-Wang
OddyTor wisps: Is channel 2 ever used?
Kaiser wisps: Yes.
Gnillot wisps: yes
Xuron wisps: when people feel like singing, yeah
Kaiser wisps: Now you have to sing Gnillot.
TShop wisps: chat yeah singing on two
OddyTor wisps: With all this stuff for sale in each store, how do I find a specific item? Like, say... a watch?
Gnillot wisps: uhoh, you _really_ don't wan that
Xuron wisps: as do you, kaiser
TShop wisps: pb receit
TShop wisps: list watch
Eliza wisps: A Wizard's staff has a knob on the end!
cinnamon wisps: You look on a map, for a watch/clock/timepiece shop?
Xuron wisps: ...
Cariada wisps: Use a map. Find the watch store. :) Finger kefka for a link to a good one.
Lenor wisps: Are there any branches of the PBK (or whatever the Djelian player bank is called) in BP?
OddyTor wisps: Oh, I didn't realize Kefka's maps listed watch stores :)
TShop wisps: there is a watch shop on nonsuch st
Xuron wisps: details details..
Kaiser wisps: Also one on aintnoway st.
TShop wisps: hmmm i need more drink. ...
OddyTor wisps: what's the closest watch shop to the Mended Drum (which is near where I am)
TShop wisps that he attempts to use latent force powers to move the alcohol over her to the cimputer desk.
Kaiser wisps: You seem to have had enough, Tshop ;)
TShop wisps: the thieves guild or the University, both of hwhich sell watches, but only to members. ... or i assume the assassin's guild sells watches too
TShop wisps: i have a watfch, i am in the drum i will sell it for 50 dollars
Julnar wisps: assassins also sells watches
OddyTor wisps: TShop, is that a "fair" price? :)
Kaiser wisps: You'll be wanting clothes first and then a watch, OT ;)
Julnar wisps: pfft clothes
OddyTor wisps: I'm quite happy in my sash and bracelet, thank you :)
TShop wisps: for this watch? which i stole from artan's very own wrist? sure
Julnar wisps: you and your hoity toity ways
Kaiser wisps: Not when you it's winter.
Julnar wisps: so kill hrun for a fluffy cloak
OddyTor wisps: It hasn't told me that I'm cold since I put my sash back on
Kaiser wisps: NOt all ppl just idle, Julnar.
Rild wisps: You will be wanting a light source too. Yellow stone rings are permanent, although they use GP. Candles and torches are temporary, but do not use GP.
OddyTor wisps: For now, I plan to stay out of the dark :)
OddyTor wisps: if people drop stuff, is it considered impolite to pick it up and steal it?
TShop wisps: hard to do at night
TShop wisps: sask first
OddyTor wisps: I shall stay in brightly-lit taverns to sing, dance, and drink!
Tepo wisps: what are the rules on violence in sto lat can i backstab that beggar over there or will the guards come running and kill me?
TShop wisps: ask even
TShop wisps: normally no, but it IS polite to ask, they might have just fumbleded it
Kaiser wisps: DEpends if you're on the beggar's guild, Tepo.
TShop wisps: normally if there is a guard in the room, then it is a bad idea to kill humanoids in tat room, in any city
Thistleryver wisps: Are trolls humanoids?
Spontiff wisps: Nah, humans are trolloids.
TShop wisps: yep
TShop wisps: my latent force abilities have deserted me, ther must be an ysalamiri outside. .. i need someone to come to Scotland, drive to my home town, find my house and pass me my bottle of vodka
Tepo wisps: thanks here goes that big beggars gonna get the best backstab this little artful dodgers got
TShop wisps that he waits expectantly
Tepo wisps: i am in leicester and don't drive but if i start walking give it a week and i can do that
TShop wisps: cool. i live near glasgow
OddyTor wisps: When I "tell player something", I can't abbreviate the player's name?
Spontiff wisps: You can set a nickname
KawakiSan wisps: You can give them a nickname
Tepo wisps: paisely?
TShop wisps: paisley
OddyTor wisps: But it doesn't automatically do completion?
Rastakwer wisps: Or tab-complete depending on your client
Tepo wisps: i have family in paisly
Spontiff wisps: EclipseMUD? o.O
OddyTor wisps: But no server-side completion, I take it?
TShop wisps: i did mention i was somewhat drunk. . apply drunk filters and my spelling is perfect
Tepo wisps: maybe i could ring one and they will come round
TShop wisps: hang on i didn't mention paisley. ... where do your family live?
TShop wisps that he is somewhat freaked out
Tepo wisps: paisley
OddyTor wisps: "The chat is coming from within the house"
TShop wisps: cool, i live nice and ventral in paisley too
Fluey wisps: what's the difference between points of interconnect and points of presence?
OddyTor wisps: Isn't paisley a color?
TShop wisps: central even
TShop wisps: it is a pattern
TShop wisps: the Paisley Pattern.
OddyTor wisps: but also a city in England?
TShop wisps: developed here in paisley
TShop wisps: a town in Scotland even
OddyTor wisps: Are most people here British?
Julnar wisps: depends on the time but I wouldn't say most, a decent fraction maybe
OddyTor wisps: God Save the Queen
TShop wisps: pffft the queen is adaquately saved. let's attack te queen with big dogs, then she can fight them off and earn some respect
Julnar wisps: why should only the queen be saved? won't anyone think of the children?
OddyTor wisps: How can I tell an NPC from a PC?
Tepo wisps: send big dogs after her that bite her bum, god bless eddie izzard
Julnar wisps: 'who here'
TShop wisps: NPC's rarely witter on about nipples
Julnar wisps: although the rats seem to go after them
OddyTor wisps: Got it "who here" just lists PCs
Julnar wisps: I'm not sure why the rats go after nipples
TShop wisps: cos everyone wants nipples even rats
Cariada wisps: Or finger the person. NPCs show as banished.
OddyTor wisps: I hesitate to ask, but... when I "finger" someone, their gender isn't listed?
Spontiff wisps: 'refer' them
Vasp wisps: yes because you're supposed to have felt it anyway
OddyTor wisps: Sigh, I saw that coming :)
TShop wisps: after you finger someone, smell the finger to determin gender :)
Lanfear wisps: Dude.
OddyTor wisps: 'refer' 'finger' 'whois' -- lots of ways to get info on PCs
OddyTor wisps: Why all the different commands? Is there a single 'examine' command or something?
Insanity wisps: They all return different stuff.
TShop wisps: hey it is not my fault the finger comand is excessively suggestice
Rastakwer wisps that he ponders
Insanity wisps: when, qwho, etc
TShop wisps: suggestive even
OddyTor wisps: I know -- but is there a single command that does it all?
Cariada wisps: Nope.
Cariada wisps: It depends on the information you desire.
Insanity wisps: alias hugefinger finger $*$;whois $*$;refer $*$;when $*$;qwho $*$
OddyTor wisps: What if I want to know everything?
Vasp wisps: 42
Rotas wisps: it's not your fault that it's suggestive - it is your fault that you chose to make a crass statement out of a suggestive innuendo.
TShop wisps: fair enough.
Luminra wisps: I got a message just when I tried to log in on one of my characters."New player logins are disabled from this site and your character is too young."
OddyTor wisps: OK, I think Insanity answered my question...... hey, are you the one on the wiki?
TShop wisps: did your older character's log in ok?
Luminra wisps: I wouldnt be talking to you otherwise =)
OddyTor wisps: An urchin here just refered to "Terry Pratchett"-- huh?
Pyron wisps: Is it possible to iai with heavy swords?
OddyTor wisps: I can't emote? You have to learn how to emote?
Julnar wisps: yes
OddyTor wisps: How pathetic is my character if he can't even emote?
Seirou wisps: Very?
OddyTor wisps that he wonders why he can emote here?
Vasp wisps: he can complain a bit too much. he is overpowdered.
OddyTor wisps: OK, so I can do fixed emotes like "tempt", just not generic ones?
TShop wisps: fixed emotes are known as souls. everyone can soul
Envy wisps: "l soul" for a list
TShop wisps: you want to give me all your money
TShop wisps: misschat
TShop wisps: tempt may be a witch spell
TShop wisps: misschat
Envy wisps: Tempt is a soul as well
Envy wisps: The ammount of souls you can do in succession have to do with your social points
Robgea wisps: Tempt is a witch command, not a spell, right?
Julnar wisps: yes
TShop wisps: i have never been awitch, i just knew it was a witchy thing
OddyTor wisps: So "push" isn't a soul command right-- it actually affects people?
Julnar wisps: yes
TShop wisps: shove does
TShop wisps: shove is acombat comkmand
Envy wisps: shove and trip are commands as well as souls
OddyTor wisps: So I just 'soul'd you, right?
Envy wisps: yessir
Lanfear wisps: "nosoul kick target" :)
OddyTor wisps: I'm not going to accidentally start combat, right?
Envy wisps: This newbie is abusive :(
Julnar wisps: no
TShop wisps: some things might attack you, but generally not in cities unless you wander into places like the shades
Pyron wisps: Does anyone know if Iai can be performed with heavy swords?
OddyTor wisps: You handcuffed me to 20 different objects!
Julnar wisps: kinky
Envy wisps: you liked it!
Envy wisps: and it was like half a dozen
OddyTor wisps: I can't count
TShop wisps: i suppose it depends on the sword, if the sword can ... slash is it? then it can iai.
Vasp wisps: lanny, that does nothing
Keita wisps: Soon she will be waxing your apples.
Pyron wisps: Thank you TShop
TShop wisps: generally the sword needs to be curved
OddyTor wisps: There's no way to suppress combat messages, right? (other people's)
Lanfear wisps: You have to be fighting something, then it'll punch them :)
TShop wisps: judging the sword might tell you. or else, determin what command that iaiable swords have in common, and see if your Heavy sword has that comand
Insanity wisps: brief combat will get rid of any misses, dodges, parries etc
Pyron wisps: I see
TShop wisps that he puts ojn hos gibbon suit
OddyTor wisps: "l soul" gives a lot of tesxt
Envy wisps: there are alot of souls
TShop wisps: we need more, idea them today
Julnar wisps that she stuffs hers in a jar
OddyTor wisps: Why not just have a single generic soul command?
Envy wisps: what you stuffin in a jar?
Envy wisps: er?
Lanfear wisps: Teaching in the Hall of Heroes at the old Warriors' Guild in AM :)
Julnar wisps that she is getting sick and tired of the colon cleansers spam
Taffyd wisps: You can use 'go' creatively if you like.
OddyTor wisps: Instead of having diffeeent soul commands for each thing, just allow people to do emotes?
Cariada wisps: OddyTor - soul is the shorthand for most commonly used emotes. remote allows you to write your own.
Fluey wisps: you can do emotes anyway.
Fluey wisps: using the power of the emote command
Cariada wisps: You have emote, remote, and soul.
Fluey wisps: But I guess you just charged in here being bitter and cynical and didn't think before you spoke anyway.
Insanity wisps: souls can actually do things, and show up differently to the target and people in the room, etc
Envy wisps: Emote is for people in the same room as you, remote is more private and far away, they are both customizable, and soul can be in the same room or far away, but is somewhat limited to the list of souls and their options
Vasp wisps: he hasn't deserved the emote/remote commands yet. that's why he's complaining
TShop wisps: and people in the room with your rmotee can see the remote
OddyTor wisps: Yes, I'm stuck with soul for now. IF only I had rythym too
Cariada wisps: can't, Tshop.
Fluey wisps: Ho ho ho.
Envy wisps: No, they can see the "emote" only the recipient can see a "remote"
Fluey wisps: eg. remote envy is touching ur brests.
Fluey wisps: emote is touching Envy's breasts.
Fluey wisps: touch envy breasts
TShop wisps: can't? ... perhaps not. but i am sure i have seen suchlike as XXX smiles at XXX. ... was it chaned?
TShop wisps: can't? ... perhaps not. but i am sure i have seen suchlike as XXX smiles at XXX. ... was it chaned?
Naosusama wisps that he spams
Fluey wisps that he teaches the use of the different commands.
Fluey wisps: That was changed ages ago Tshop.
Cariada wisps: That's emote. In room, everyone can see. remote is private.
Fluey wisps: Nah Tshop is correct, but for about 3 years ago :P
Fluey wisps: You used to be able to see targetted souls outside of the room.
TShop wisps: ack sorry bout the double chat
Fluey wisps: Now you no longer can :)
Gnillot wisps that she pats Carino on the head
OddyTor wisps that he can't remote or emote... I wonder about mote, ote, te, and e?
TShop wisps: ok so it was changed, but i am an oldbie, don't ecpect me to have kept up with developments, i still expect to be able to drink tea midbattle :)
Lanfear wisps: You can.
Lanfear wisps: If you're good enough :)
TShop wisps: yeah i know, nver been good enough though :_)
Envy wisps that she grins
Scouter wisps: teaching in the old warriors' guild cafe!
OddyTor wisps: Why do people keep checking my wounds?
Geraden wisps: They're concerned about you?
Luminra wisps: you look like a damaged person?
Vasp wisps: or they are waiting you to die
OddyTor wisps: But I haven't been hit-- I feel fine
Julnar wisps: one sizing up up?
KawakiSan wisps: They're just looking for someone to practice their bendagin skills on
TShop wisps: they are considering all
Beale wisps: They haven't discovered the "wounded" option on the health command yet, I assume.
TShop wisps: they most likely are consifering the npc's in the room
Geraden wisps: There's a 'wounded' option?
OddyTor wisps: Oh, OK.. "consider all" makes the most sense.
Geraden wisps: health all makes more sense
Vasp wisps: "health all"?
Julnar wisps: or they have but don't want to change thier alias
OddyTor wisps: Whatever :) As long as it's not directed at me :)
TShop wisps: yeah i am drunk, so i might not be 100% accurate, eithe rhealth all or considfer al
TShop wisps: hmm health me works
Beale wisps: Use "health wounded all" rather than "health all".
Envy wisps: health wounded all is best
Thaend wisps: can everyone use blorped items?
Envy wisps: only if you have mad skillxorz
TShop wisps: yechnically yes. but non wizards needs portal scrolls to do so. they also need the skills to cast the spell from the scroll
Thaend wisps: so they do not take you somewhere without you opening a portal first.. hmmmmmm. What skill do you need to use a portal scroll?
TShop wisps: well i like almost all the mxpo features, most of them are really useful, exceppt this particular one.
OddyTor wisps: Feeling cold won't actually harm me, right?
Geraden wisps: You could get hypothermia
OddyTor wisps: Can my character die from that?
Geraden wisps: You get stat drops, not sure if it'll kill ya tho
Beale wisps: Which, TShop?
Geraden wisps: My guess is probably
OddyTor wisps: So I really DO need clothes.
Geraden wisps: Aye, it's probably for the best
Sidd wisps: Clothes are for the weak!
Julnar wisps: be strong, go naked
Thistleryver wisps: You CAN die from cold... Beware!
TShop wisps: armour is almost adaquate, except in winter or forn parts
OddyTor wisps: Will drinking wine make me warm? :)
Julnar wisps: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/c/a/2007/06/24/MNGQAQEQOA1 .DTL
OnePlusSeven wisps: how old do you have to be to need a arms permit?
Julnar wisps: no age requirement, just money
Envy wisps: owe I just bit my tongue
NotPite wisps: Why did you do that, Envy?
TShop wisps: it might be a guild level thing
OnePlusSeven wisps: I said to need on e, I didn't say to buy one
OddyTor wisps: How long does the 'pie' soul last?
Robgea wisps: That's not a soul. That's cream pie splattered on you.
Envy wisps: there is no pie soul
OnePlusSeven wisps: Pies don't have souls
Robgea wisps: Shoes made of pie do.
OddyTor wisps: Oh... how long until I stop leaking pie guts everywhere?
Julnar wisps: they do to one
Julnar wisps: a few minutes
OddyTor wisps: nothing I can do about it?
Julnar wisps: poor pie, at least now your soul will be in heaven
TShop wisps: when was/ is ceam pie day?
OnePlusSeven wisps: When do I NEED to buy a permit? at what age do the guards start confiscating weapons?
Envy wisps: boys getting breast reductions
TShop wisps: did i miss it?
Envy wisps: I think you can take a bath, but thats generally more trouble and takes longer than the effects do to wear off
TShop wisps: wizards can summon pies, it might not be from cream pie day
Julnar wisps: or the fools guild
OddyTor wisps: I can't wipe the pie off myself?
TShop wisps: fools?
TShop wisps: are there fool npc's?
OddyTor wisps: Can I tell if there's still pie on me?
OnePlusSeven wisps: On that note, have we got mounts yet?
Aeris wisps: there .should. be fool NPCs
Keb wisps: You should idea that.
Envy wisps: "l oddytor" might tell you
TShop wisps: me idea fool npc's ..... i am too drunk
TShop wisps: someone else do it. ... feel free to take the credit
Keb wisps: Well, that's what I say whenever anyone says something ought to exist :)
Julnar wisps that she mounts oneplusseven
OnePlusSeven wisps: o.o
OnePlusSeven wisps: get off
Julnar wisps that she rides down long street
Envy wisps: HAWT
Envy wisps: room on there for 1.25 more?
OnePlusSeven wisps: No
Envy wisps: was asking jully not you
Julnar wisps: yes
Envy wisps that she hops on OnePlusSeven's back
OnePlusSeven wisps that he's back breaks
Julnar wisps: don't be a baby, I'm getting off at the bank anyway
Envy wisps: http://tinyurl.com/28xu4r
OnePlusSeven wisps: I already went past the bank
Julnar wisps: then turn around, you missed my stop
Envy wisps: stop be Nella's so I can get my riding crop out
OnePlusSeven wisps: how about you just get off and walk?
Julnar wisps: no
TShop wisps: that link doesn
OnePlusSeven wisps: Yes
TShop wisps: envy even
Julnar wisps: since when did we give you a vote?
Envy wisps: http://tinyurl.com/27dd4x
Envy wisps: what tshop?
Julnar wisps that she needs to get around to inventing lolboobs
Envy wisps: http://tinyurl.com/2gxt6z
Envy wisps: do you think Breasts are expressive enough
OddyTor wisps: How do I avoid seeing long descriptions every time I visit a new room?
Eida wisps: brief look
Lanfear wisps: brief look
Taffyd wisps: Are you a troll or what? :p
OnePlusSeven wisps: brief look
Envy wisps: what you talking bout taffyd
OddyTor wisps: Does the Disc have time zones?
TShop wisps: nope
Kefka wisps: no, your tokens are useless here
Robgea wisps: No, but it does have different temperate zones.
Thistleryver wisps: Nooo! William Petersen is 55 today... Why do I always like guys that are older than my mother :(
Envy wisps that she peers
TShop wisps that he swears
TShop wisps: damn cat
Envy wisps: you okay pookey?
TShop wisps: she shoves things, randomly now i have to puick up a load of discs :O(
OddyTor wisps: So it's 4:12pm across the whole Disc now?
Julnar wisps: don't look at me, I've liked guys the same age as my father
NotPite wisps: Guess there's hope for the oldies after all
Envy wisps: I think some older men are sexy
Envy wisps: and some men get sexier with age
NotPite wisps: All my girlfriends have been older than me...
Envy wisps: How old are you pite?
NotPite wisps: Oh, except the last one, but she only lasted a week and a half so doesn't really count.
NotPite wisps: 18!
Julnar wisps: amen envy, amen and bless the hotties unless they turn out to be gay then curse them
TShop wisps: *sigh* i shouldn't try to shve when drunk
Julnar wisps: probably not tshop
Thistleryver wisps that she worries about TShop.
NotPite wisps: The Demon Barber of Small Gods Street
Envy wisps that she grins
TShop wisps: safety razors should come with a proviso. .. as long as you are not drunk.
Julnar wisps: remember the conversation on one we're having on crushes?
Julnar wisps: mis
Envy wisps: You know Jake Gyllenhal looks a bit dopey But I'd do him
Julnar wisps: which one is he?
Envy wisps: I like the dopey look on him
NotPite wisps: Are you desperate, Envy?
NotPite wisps: You sound it.
Julnar wisps: is marc not sexing you?
NotPite wisps: Would you like to talk about it?
Envy wisps: Why do I sound desperate?
Envy wisps: I just had shower sex an hour ago, Im good
NotPite wisps: And how does that make *you* feel?
Julnar wisps: ah shower sex, only kind of sex I'll have while on my period
OddyTor wisps: If a finger smoke-writes at me, I have no way of answering, right?
Julnar wisps: yes oddy
Envy wisps: I also think his sister Maggie Gyllenhall is very pretty
Envy wisps: meh its convenient when you both need a shower anyways
Envy wisps: George Clooney is another oner who gets better as he ages
TShop wisps: like harrison ford?
Envy wisps: and am I the only one who thinks Clive Owen's voice always sounds like he has a head full of snot
Julnar wisps: indiana jones and the rest home of doom
Envy wisps: Yeah, Harrison Ford, and John Travolta
Enkiel wisps: i always had a thing for sean connery :)
Envy wisps: Patrick Dempsey's sorta hot too and hes 40
Julnar wisps: he's the only bond for me
Enkiel wisps that she agrees with julnar
Beale wisps: I don't think Harrison Ford got more attractive with age, I think he just didn't get any -less- attractive.
TShop wisps: patrick who? when was he abond? or am i misstaken?
Enkiel wisps: i kinda liked the new one but sean connery is the only bond ill ever accept
Julnar wisps: connery tshop
Envy wisps: Patrick Dempsey, Hes McDreamy on Grey's Anatomy
Robgea wisps: I don't know... Roger Moore was a good bond.
Rotas wisps: George Lazenby FT(bond)W
Envy wisps: and then theres Johnny Depp, and Brad Pitt both of whom are older than my mom
TShop wisps: yay easter ... the time when we roll chocolate eggs down a hull because jesus ./.. Juesus ... ... ... ... damn it let's roll them eggs!
Envy wisps: and one of my Personal Favorites Gavin Rossdale, whos the same age as my mom
Thistleryver wisps: I quite like Alan Rickman and he is 3x my age :P
Rotas wisps: the same age as your mum - maybe he's your father?
Julnar wisps: how old are you?
Enkiel wisps that she likes julian sands
Thistleryver wisps: I'm 20.
Envy wisps: no i know my father hes a year older than my mom
Julnar wisps: if I dated someone 3 times my age he'd be in my grandparents' generation
Kark wisps: has anyone seen carrot recently where abouts does anyone know?
Julnar wisps: rickman is 60?
Thistleryver wisps: Yes...
Thistleryver wisps: I believe he is.
Sidd wisps: Dethklok is the niftiest band. :D
Calis wisps: lies
Calis wisps: lounge against the machine for teh win
OnePlusSeven wisps: Hmm
OnePlusSeven wisps: It's gone quiet... to quiet
Envy wisps: TADA!
Envy wisps that she hops on OnePlusSeven's back and rides him around again
OnePlusSeven wisps that he falls over
Robgea wisps that he hates sky spam.
Envy wisps: are you calling me fat??
Julnar wisps: he's just faking it
OnePlusSeven wisps: Not at all
Julnar wisps: kick him a bit
Envy wisps: Im not fat, Im pregnant you jerk
Envy wisps that she kicks him
Envy wisps: http://tinyurl.com/24wrpd
OddyTor wisps: How can I change my screen width?
NotPite wisps: cols
Kefka wisps: you might also need to change a setting in your mud client to match
NotPite wisps: Or colstest to get an idea of how wide it will be
OnePlusSeven wisps: Colstest doesn't work!
OddyTor wisps: But "cols 132" did the trick, thanks!
NotPite wisps: cols test then :p
Envy wisps: Bah I gotta reboot
Envy wisps: bbs
Calis wisps: anyone play puzzle quest? It is annoyingly addictive isn't it?
OddyTor wisps: what is this puzzle quest?
Robgea wisps: I work at a radio station. We all became hopelessly addicted to the PC demo. And now that we've got the full version work has decreased to next to nil.
Calis wisps: is is a game that my friends with an xpvx 360 ,hooked myt up with. it is like an rpg where allt he fights are like bejewelled
Calis wisps: fin
Seirou wisps that he has that on PSP. Annoyingly addictive, yes.
OddyTor wisps: I'm hopelessly out of touch -- I consider multiplayer text games to be sophisticated
Calis wisps: i rather like it , even though i cannot read any of the writing
Seirou wisps: They are.
Pupazz wisps: the best PSP game so far is Patapon. Game seriously rocks.
Envy wisps: I found his ad its real! http://www.hurrydate.com/index.cfm?fuseAction=frontProfile.viewProfile
Seirou wisps: That one looks very interesting, Pupazz. ;)
Pupazz wisps: It's a side scrolling rhythm RTS with action-RPG loot.
Pupazz wisps: In otherwords, it's insane and addictive.
Seirou wisps: Designed by the same guys as LocoRoco, wasn't it? ;)
Pupazz wisps: Yep.
OnePlusSeven wisps: what's a good game for the NDS?
Taffyd wisps: mappy kids in miracle world
Pupazz wisps: None of them, urgh.
Aeris wisps: there's many good ones.
Pupazz wisps: DS is the most worthless handheld.
Aeris wisps: HAHAHA
OnePlusSeven wisps: I knew that one was coming
Aeris wisps: says the PSP owner?
Pupazz wisps: I own a PSP and a DS.
Aeris wisps that she causes flames
Marqii wisps: ooh, handheld flamewar!
Beale wisps that he liked Phantom Hourglass, the Super Mario Brothers version for it, and if you haven't played it on the N64, Mario 64.
Pupazz wisps: The DS has terrible anime games and that's it.
Beale wisps: But yeah, there is something of a shortage of good games for the DS.
OddyTor wisps: When does it get dark here?
OnePlusSeven wisps: I wouldn't mind playing Phantom Hourglass, as I quite enjoyed Windwaker for the GC
Kefka wisps: lol, wot? the DS has plenty of good games
Calis wisps: dusk
Pupazz wisps: I've have more fun remming the stylus into my eye than playing the next Happy Niku Niku Catgirl "..." adventure on the DS.
OddyTor wisps: And when would that be, Calis? :)
OnePlusSeven wisps: when it gets dark
Aeris wisps: i'm not being funny, but that title suggests "avoid this game", Pupazz.
Calis wisps: it is evening in am now. ... so not long :)
OddyTor wisps that he groans and curses under his breathe.
Seirou wisps: Surely the DS has Mario, Zelda and Metroid... any True Nintendo owner needs no more.
OddyTor wisps: and if I get caught without a light where there's no lamp or lantern?
Kefka wisps: the grues come out
Enkiel wisps: then you walk in the dark
OnePlusSeven wisps: The Metroid prime hunters game made me feel like I needed three hands
Pupazz wisps: Ah yes. Nintendo. Make the same games over and over and hope your fanboys don't stop buying them.
Marqii wisps: get a yellow ring for light
Seirou wisps: Seems to be working, too, Pupazz.
Aeris wisps: and will continue to do so.
Calis wisps: i rather likes the idea of manhunt 2 on the Wii. Just a shame they stopped it from being sold here in the UK. .. I found the idea of a stabbing promer on the Wii to be funny
Pupazz wisps: The Wii is a terrible load of camel dung too. Nintendo has more flashfactor selling than Apple.
Calis wisps that he stabs midair a whole lot
OddyTor wisps: I assume all these AM lamps get lit at dusk, yes?
Calis wisps: more or less. for those streets that have street lights
Marqii wisps: Wait and see. It's pretty amazing.
Kefka wisps: yup, but theyre not in every room...
Calis wisps: getting a ysr is a must really
Calis wisps: torches are too heavy
OddyTor wisps: I feel safe in AM-- city of a thousand surprises
OnePlusSeven wisps: ...You shouldn't
Kefka wisps: you can buy a yellow stone ring from the stall selling light sources on market street - southeastish from the drum
Kefka wisps: cost about $5
OnePlusSeven wisps: just don't go wandering around places you're not sure of, and if there is a big sign that says TURN BACK, do what it says
Calis wisps: bah am is acakewalk if yo avoid the shafes
OddyTor wisps: I want to see what happens if I don't -- I trust the lamps ;)
OnePlusSeven wisps: straight away
Calis wisps: ands ysr's can also be got from ashop in the magical emporium oi on sator square
Calis wisps: if you don't ... then muggers steal your stuff then you die. ... unless you have the skillz to resiest em
OddyTor wisps: Even with the lamps on?
OnePlusSeven wisps: even more so with the lamps on
OnePlusSeven wisps: you're just a target
OddyTor wisps: But I can resurrect, yes?
Calis wisps: in the shades ther are ni rules. ... but the shafes are off cockbill street. ... avoid trhese areas and you should be fine
OnePlusSeven wisps: only seven times, unless you buy more
Kefka wisps: hehe, even with the lamps on... theyre muggers, not vampires :P
Kefka wisps: or nerds
OddyTor wisps: Hey, it's you-- the map maker
Kefka wisps: >.>
Kefka wisps: <.<
Kefka wisps that he hides behind Calis
Sidd wisps: A mapmaker?! Burn him!
OnePlusSeven wisps that he eyes kefka.
Marqii wisps that he waves a pitchfork
OnePlusSeven wisps that he waves a torch
Sidd wisps that he waves a waver
Calis wisps: hey stop hidig behind me ...
Calis wisps that he eyes eyes and apreciative female audience ...
Julnar wisps that she puts on a sweater
OnePlusSeven wisps that he wears a penguin.
Calis wisps: ok now stand in line. Kefka's fans need to be vetted by me. .. ... Line up in order of attrectiveness and willingness to get freaky
OnePlusSeven wisps: don't you mean Vetoed?
OddyTor wisps: What if we're guys?
Kefka wisps: do you look like david tennant?
Calis wisps: i am easy, guys and gals. .. makes no odds to me
OnePlusSeven wisps: David Tennant is hawt
Kefka wisps that he nodnodnods
Calis wisps that he pretects kefka
Calis wisps: do i look like . ... .. let us say yes?
OnePlusSeven wisps: so very.. very hot
OnePlusSeven wisps that he begins to drool
Calis wisps that he looks hopwful
OnePlusSeven wisps: On that note, the rainbow syndicate website doesn't appear to be working
OddyTor wisps: So, there's really no text-based "maps" on this MUD?
Calis wisps: i used to t look like ronan keatig ... but for you kefka i will not look like david tenant!
Cariada wisps: well, there's the map function.
Julnar wisps: as long as you wear the ninth doctor's jacket it doesn't matter what you look like
Calis wisps that he doesn't look like David Tenant ... but in an official kind of way
OnePlusSeven wisps: David is the tenth
Calis wisps that he wears a melange of Dr. Who outfits. ... uncluding the scarf!
OnePlusSeven wisps: Uncluding?
OddyTor wisps: I meant more like a database or something -- like openstreetmap.org
Kefka wisps: the guy playing Moist in the Going Postal play i saw the other day looked like a mix of david tennant and daniel radcliffe...
Kefka wisps that he swoons
Calis wisps: ,,, ,,, ,,,,,,,, Colin Baker!
Julnar wisps: he's scarfless
OnePlusSeven wisps: o.o
OnePlusSeven wisps that he swoons
Calis wisps: I am drunk ... Spelling may be randomly affected by the typo fairy!
OnePlusSeven wisps that he sprinkles dust on Calis
Calis wisps: they are drawn to alcohol. ... ... Alcohol and Marajuana. .. not that I have any mattajuana that is :(
Calis wisps: damn that typo fairy!
Julnar wisps: she took it all?
Kefka wisps: backup laaaag o'clock
OnePlusSeven wisps: Whee Lag
Calis wisps: bah i should have bought more cheao vidka ... i am out :(
Calis wisps: cheap even
OddyTor wisps: Do NPCs respond when you 'sayto' stuff to them?
Kefka wisps: some do, usually ones with obvious triggers
OddyTor wisps: Anything I can say to make troll chicks respond?
Robgea wisps: "Hey Baby. You've got some nice rocks!"
Melania wisps: LOL
OnePlusSeven wisps: throw a large stone at them
Marqii wisps: Say it with ooogrrraaah
Julnar wisps: why thank you, I like your lichen
Marqii wisps: How do you pronounce that?
Melania wisps: A stinky belch might get their attention.
Ptoley wisps: tell her, 'that's not a stalactite... I am happy to see you.'
Marqii wisps: Surely a stalagmite?
Ptoley wisps: depends on how happy I am to see her...
Envy wisps: I dont -think- this in NSFW http://tinyurl.com/ypokgh
Julnar wisps: I can never rmember the difference
Calis wisps: trolls demand payment in munerals
OnePlusSeven wisps: throwing stones at them help
Calis wisps: minerals even
Julnar wisps: girls don't what now? hahahahahaha
Floop wisps: stalaCtite has a c for ceiling, stalaGmite has a G from ground
Calis wisps: heh he heh
OddyTor wisps: What do you call the sideways ones?
Calis wisps: twisated
Julnar wisps: head removers
Robgea wisps: The sideways ones.
Calis wisps: twisted even
Calis wisps: hmmm hmmmm you know that moment when you realize that yui are too drunk to mud? ... I just passed that
Lanfear wisps: Teaching in the Hall of Heroes at the old Warriors' Guild in AM :)
OddyTor wisps: Is there a magical "teleport back to the Mended Drum" command?
Sidd wisps: For me it's perform divine hand on party hat :D
Julnar wisps: if you're under level fifty you can godmother
Calis wisps: godmother?
Julnar wisps: syntax godmother
Calis wisps: damn that godmother ... ... she wouldn't accept my affidavit that even though i am lvl 200 odds, that I am stil anewbie at heart!
OddyTor wisps: Are there any GPS devices in this game?
Calis wisps: I meant if I cannot swear that i am a newvie. .. .. What sort fo legal system do we have here? Really!
Amorsh wisps: Why would you need a GPS device?
Eliza wisps: buy a map
Julnar wisps: no
Julnar wisps: we do have maps
Julnar wisps: an honest one calis
OddyTor wisps: I'm obsessed with mapping this game the hard way-- not a graphical map-- a text map
Julnar wisps: .... less dishonest
Eliza wisps: options output lookmap = on
Eliza wisps: options output lookmap = left
Cariada wisps: use the map option.
Myndes wisps: options output
Myndes wisps: oops
Calis wisps: lookmap is teh bomb
Cariada wisps: Also, check out kefka's maps, to see how big the cities are. Then look at boot's maps - he does one pixel per room. Printed out, it's living room sized.
Calis wisps: it kicks arse!
Julnar wisps: a bomb? look out?
OddyTor wisps: I want to go beyond graphical maps -- I want to have a fulltext searchable map that isn't just OCR
Cariada wisps: how many years are you willing to play?
Envy wisps: what was the last estimate? Over 2 million rooms?
OddyTor wisps: Well, for now, I'll settle for mapping the pearl of cities.
Julnar wisps: sto helit?
Calis wisps: remember it is not like mqaps are static ... ... /... ... things get asddedded all the time
OddyTor wisps: That barely qualifies as a city
Calis wisps: forgive the spelling. :(
Julnar wisps: picky
OddyTor wisps: Well, sure, but I'm guessing things stay *fairly* stable?
Juggernaut wisps: WHASSUP Y'ALL?
Ultimo wisps: surrounds really need to be 1/4-1/16th of what they are now. theres just too many rooms and theres no point
Eliza wisps: more rooms == more huntingspace, leave it as it is!!!
Juggernaut wisps: Can I get a HELL YEAH?
Asmodeus wisps: what does this lookmap do exactly?
OddyTor wisps: Obviously the people who run this MUD have a mathematical graph of all the rooms...
Taffyd wisps: We sure do.
Taffyd wisps: It calculates dynamically.
Eliza wisps: draws a little ascii art representation of the rooms when you look
Taffyd wisps: For most rooms. :)
Taffyd wisps: For some rooms (eg terrains) they are generated off a base map and lookmap hooks into that.
Calis wisps: lookmap sows you terrain rooms. lookmapcity shpws you city rpms. .. ... .. the latter rocks
OddyTor wisps: In theory, you could generate a map of the whole MUD from that...
Juggernaut wisps: Ha ha, dynamic calculators!
Asmodeus wisps: so and what's lookcity then?
Eliza wisps: same for cities, turn m both on
Calis wisps: look map city is teh bomb
Taffyd wisps: does that cause problems with your screen reader calis? or are you not using oen atm
Asmodeus wisps: whoa! that's spammy...
Juggernaut wisps: I have hired a small Eskimo child to screen read for me.
Juggernaut wisps: He can't speak English, and I can't speak Eskimo, so we get on famously.
Calis wisps: my screenreader is fine. i select the text that I want to be read. and my reader ignores most of the non-alpjhanymeric characters in anycase
Juggernaut wisps: beep beep hello calis this is your computer talking beep
Julnar wisps: it's called innuit
Calis wisps: the lookmap is mostly a graphical facility for me
Juggernaut wisps: beep beep bopp FEED ME MORE RAMS beep
Juggernaut wisps: Man, that'll totally freak Calis out.
Calis wisps: I wish iu had more ram. ..i am seriously underpowered for GTA4
Juggernaut wisps: How do you play GTA4 with a screen reader?
Juggernaut wisps: Does it just describe what's going on on the screen?
Juggernaut wisps: 'Yo pimp jus shanked some ho for 4 points'?
Acantha wisps: Juggernaut?
Acantha wisps: If I look those words up, will they make me sad?
Juggernaut wisps: I don't know.
Julnar wisps: yes
Juggernaut wisps: How easily are you made sad?
Acantha wisps: Quite.
Acantha wisps: If it's going to make me sad, please don't say it?
Envy wisps that she laughs
Calis wisps that he mutters about txt to speech readers
Envy wisps: Acantha
Juggernaut wisps: I .... guess ....
Envy wisps: God kills Kittens :(
Julnar wisps: the kittens were asking for it
Calis wisps: awwww I rather like kittens!
Juggernaut wisps: Even dead ones?
Calis wisps: sure
Juggernaut wisps: In stir fry?
Calis wisps: they could be made into kittenfur gloves
Acantha wisps: Yes, Envy, but kittens make me sneeze.
Juggernaut wisps: Be careful, you may make Acantha sad...
Calis wisps: hmmm sure as long as i am expected to pay no more for a kkitten stirfry than a chicken one
Alleya wisps: does the rickshaw driver in BP charge to hake a trip?
DvL wisps: Hmm, when was the dex bonus from two thieves' daggers removed?
Ultimo wisps: wth.....
Fulgoris wisps: it was?
Ptoley wisps: are you burdened, or wearing two bags?
Ultimo wisps that he runs to his vault
Wenlee wisps: perhaps yer wearing two containers also?
Kaea wisps: Check if you're wearing two containers
Ptoley wisps: because that would cancel it...
DvL wisps: D'oh, burdened. Guess I'm unburdened when unholding them, thus the no change
Wenlee wisps: ..eeshe... (pads off to find a better horse
Nevvyn wisps: Neigh...
Varamyre wisps: how do you see your stats?
Ptoley wisps: score stats
DvL wisps: score stats
Fulgoris wisps: syntax score
Wenlee wisps: wiff your eeys :P
Ptoley wisps that he wins.
Skeezix wisps: 'score stats'
Sprynx wisps: score stats
Wenlee wisps that he bliks
Nevvyn wisps: OMG, what the hell is a BMI.
Thaend wisps: I got a language certificate but I can't still make out most of the signposts and what people are saying in Bes Pelargic. How do I advance in a language?
Ptoley wisps: body mass index
Sprynx wisps: Body Mass Index.
DvL wisps: Heh, 49% burdened with them and 50 when holding, explains it...
Nevvyn wisps: And how exactly is it relevant to my stats? :P
Ptoley wisps that he wins again!
Sprynx wisps: An estimation as to how much of your body's weight is fat.
Wenlee wisps: summin you stare at and wonder waaazat for
Ultimo wisps: use it
emrys wisps: hello
Nevvyn wisps: Where does it come from? I'm fat!
Fulgoris wisps: get a pen and paper and write something on it in that language, then read it from time to time
Wenlee wisps: we all have problems :P
Ultimo wisps: anyone willing to sell me some purple powder
Gnillot wisps that she pats Nevvyn
Thaend wisps: thanks!
Ultimo wisps: paying 90 dollars a handful, as many as you will sell
Nevvyn wisps: Wench! change my BMI! :P
Gnillot wisps: easy, i can just remove all your stats?
Nevvyn wisps: I'm also only 100cm tall!
DvL wisps: What number are you comparing it with?
Wenlee wisps that he read that as clothes ..Oo
emrys wisps: other than Nevvyn being fat, how is everyone?
Fiasco wisps: fat also
Nevvyn wisps: No, this is a major crisis...
DvL wisps: I'm burdended by 2 bags of cre cards
Nevvyn wisps: I'm 100cm tall, and fat.
Wenlee wisps: fat too :P
Kaiser wisps: He's not so fat, he's just terribly short for his weight.
Fulgoris wisps: 100 cm??? wow, didn't know they had halflings in the game...
Ultimo wisps: no fulgoris, just midgets
emrys wisps: so he's kinda round
Fulgoris wisps: ah
Fulgoris wisps: like a weeble!
Nevvyn wisps: Ahh, that's better.
Fulgoris wisps: awww, how cute!
Wenlee wisps: is vertically challanged zeros and ones
Nevvyn wisps: Now I'm taller AND less fat.
emrys wisps: so you are now oblong?
Wenlee wisps: we shoul dhave a monitor option of binary output
Fulgoris wisps: yeah, more oblong than ovoid
Ultimo wisps: no we shouldnt wenlee. that would suck
Nevvyn wisps: At least I'm not like a weeble anymore.
Ultimo wisps: can anyone think of a good feel good movie i can watch
Fulgoris wisps that he looks innocent
emrys wisps: Snakes on a plane
Sprynx wisps: Shooter.
Ultimo wisps that he shoots emrys
Fiasco wisps: Bambi
emrys wisps: seriously, it was very feel good
Nevvyn wisps: Electric Blue.
Fulgoris wisps: lets see, how about The Bridge over the River Kwai?
emrys wisps: shooter was prety feel good too
Ultimo wisps: bambi gets killed
Ultimo wisps: and isnt shooter about shooting people
Fiasco wisps: no, his mother does :P
emrys wisps: Yes
Fiasco wisps: ok ok, Mulan
Ultimo wisps: and snakes on a plain has snakes......
Kaiser wisps: bambi 2 is also sequel to pet sematary.
Nevvyn wisps: TT Highlights 2007..
emrys wisps: How about The Incredibles?
Nevvyn wisps: Meet the Spartans.
Fiasco wisps: do you want a rom com Ultimo?
Ultimo wisps: watched every disney movie 10+ times
Ultimo wisps: rom com ?
emrys wisps: Um, all dogs go to heaven?
Fiasco wisps: romantic comedy?
Ultimo wisps: yeah romantic comedy will do
Nevvyn wisps: Juno.
emrys wisps: Fivel Goes west
Fiasco wisps: hmm
Kaiser wisps: how about romantic not comedy?
Ultimo wisps: as long as nobody gets killed and it has a happy ending
Talisker wisps: Spaceballs, Ultimo.
emrys wisps: thats an excelent suggestion talisker
Nevvyn wisps: Sleepless in Seattle.
Nevvyn wisps: Electric Dreams.
Kaiser wisps: My blueberyy nights was pretty good and there's only a suicide.
Talisker wisps: that's what I'm watching to get into a better mood. =)
Nevvyn wisps: When Harry Met Sally.
Fiasco wisps: Maid in manhattan
Ultimo wisps: electric dreams or juno it is then
Ultimo wisps: cause i've seen all the rest
Ultimo wisps: thanks people
Fiasco wisps: juno isn't feel good is it? :P
Nevvyn wisps: Juno was surprisingly good.
emrys wisps: why are you looking for a feel good movie?
Fiasco wisps: it's a good film, but is it feel good?
Ultimo wisps: cause it stops me from wanting to kill people ;)
emrys wisps: Ah
emrys wisps: well
emrys wisps: can't help you there
Nevvyn wisps: Yeah, I think so.. it's got true love, overcoming hardship.. etc etc.
Nevvyn wisps: etc.
Nevvyn wisps: not too much of the etc.
Fiasco wisps that she grins
Ultimo wisps: then it sounds good, 10 points to nevvyn
Fiasco wisps: tis good Ultimo
Ptlepshut wisps: Desperately Seeking Susan?
Ultimo wisps: btw im sick with the flu and bronchitis ;) so something wrong with me. normally i'd just kill people
emrys wisps: never been much into romantic comedys, I alsways want to strangle the characters
Ultimo wisps: im very much an idealist
Ptlepshut wisps: Obviously.
emrys wisps: what does that mean?
Ultimo wisps: so things like romantic comedies agree with how i think things should be
Ptlepshut wisps: He's saying he's a big softie, deep down.
emrys wisps: Pfft in romantic comedys everyone acts like an idiot
Ptlepshut wisps: Or that.
Nevvyn wisps: That's why it's called romance.
emrys wisps: The woman goes and chooses the asshole, all the way through the movie while the niceguy is beating his head against the wall
Nevvyn wisps: That's what romance is all about, it's a life lesson.
emrys wisps: and half the time she ends up with the asshole anyway
emrys wisps: I prefered it when romance meant knights in armor defeating badguys
emrys wisps: Stuff like Ivanhoe
Nevvyn wisps: Even if she doesn't, the asshole still gets to hump her... So who's the real loser eh?
Nevvyn wisps: Eh? Eh?
Nevvyn wisps: Eh?
emrys wisps: Nods at Nevvyn
emrys wisps: she always fools around with the asshole, before going over to the good guy
Kaea wisps: best of both :)
Ultimo wisps: see i've spent my whole life being the A-hole ;)
Ultimo wisps: it may well be time for a change
Nevvyn wisps: Exactly.. and the asshole gets to walk away scott free!
BelAirk wisps: Looser langauge rules these days it seems
emrys wisps: Yep, it pays to be the asshole
Nevvyn wisps: worse, in some of the really bad ones, the poor nice guy gets to bring up the assholes kid!
emrys wisps: Yep
Nevvyn wisps: Bring back the hack and slash movies.
emrys wisps: Movies like ivanhoe
Ultimo wisps: just bring back movies when the good guy wins
emrys wisps: Where the goodguys were really good and won
Ultimo wisps: so pite, whats a moob ?
emrys wisps: and the badguys end up squewered on a lance at the end (or whatever is appropriate)
Ultimo wisps: damnit mischannel
Ultimo wisps: prepare yourself pite
Ultimo wisps: damnit
Nevvyn wisps: Grab your kankles?
emrys wisps: Yes kaea, its that thinking that makes me get annoyed when it comes to women, the whole "best of both worlds" mentality. Lets have fun with the asshole, then the nice guy will pay the bill later.
Kaea wisps: Well, men do it just as much
emrys wisps: Yes, and we have a word for men like that, "assholes"
Kaea wisps: If both parties know then the relationship isn't in it for the long-term, where's the problem?
Nevvyn wisps: Nothing... yay for casual sex.
emrys wisps: Its more the crap the nice guy goes through then often gets stuck with the bill, that annoys me. If someone wants to pimp themselves out, metaphorically, then thats their call.
Insanity wisps: The trick is not to be a 'nice guy'.
Sprynx wisps: Where do short-term relationships automatically imply character flaws on either party?
Insanity wisps: (translation: doormat)
Kaea wisps: They don't, sprynx, as long as both parties know it and are happy with it
Kaea wisps: Which is where the problem often is
Nevvyn wisps: The problem comes when one party is lying!
BelAirk wisps: Nice guys are unhygenic insecure guys, or so I read on flame
Sprynx wisps: Agreed, Kaea.
emrys wisps: To much of the western world they do, sprynx. I've had SOOO many women tell me, "well you aren't really dating if you aren't having sex"
Ptapdance wisps: This is obviously a definition of "date" I seem to have missed. Unfortunately.
Sprynx wisps: Bull. Each relationship makes it's own rules based on the personalities and customs of those involved.
Ptapdance wisps that he makes a note.
Sprynx wisps: And problem with nice guys is a very simple concept. They're passive.
emrys wisps: Nods at Sprynx.
Sprynx wisps: The saying, "The meek shall inherit the earth" is true. Because they're the only ones who won't turn down what's left of it after everyone else is done.
Kaea wisps: Passive/desperate/doormats/boring because of it
emrys wisps: chat exactly sprynx
emrys wisps: they get stuck with the bill
Sprynx wisps: But it's their own fault for being passive.
emrys wisps: The other guys use and abuse the girl, then the nice guy gets her afterwards
Kaea wisps: Well, if the nice guy wants the girl then great :)
Sprynx wisps: Nice guys still have one trump card over everyone else.
Sprynx wisps: A nice guy who learns to be assertive is a hot commodity.
Sprynx wisps: Assholes usually stay that way.
emrys wisps: All through growing up, those guys are told by the women in their lives that they shouldn't be more assertive. Then they try to get into relationships and have horrible times because they aen't more assertive
Sprynx wisps: Kaea: Your average nice guy is in no way equipped to properly deal with people who've been affected by bad relationships.
emrys wisps: He's got no clue whatsoever
emrys wisps: hence why he ends up getting cheated on/left
Kaea wisps: Hrm, or because he's boring/dormatish etc etc
Nevvyn wisps: I blame the parents.
Nevvyn wisps: Yes, how dare he be boring and reliable.
emrys wisps: boring, what exactly do you mean by boring?
emrys wisps: and If a guy said, "well I am cheating on my gf because she is booring" we would all boo him
Nevvyn wisps: Much better that he make a move on your sister or sommit.
Sprynx wisps: Reliable isn't boring. Passivity is boring.
Kaea wisps: Agreeing with everything you say even though they don't agree
Kaea wisps: or not having an opinion on things
Nevvyn wisps: Oh, I agree.
Sprynx wisps that he nods at Kaea.
Nevvyn wisps: What she said.
Kaea wisps: Or not caring. That's my definition of boring for this situation
Nevvyn wisps: I don't mind.
Sprynx wisps: Or not demonstrating that they care.
emrys wisps: Seems that women want someone highly oppinionated
emrys wisps: Yet they castigate the oppinionated for being such
Kaea wisps: Well, *I* want someone opinionated :P
Kaea wisps: And brighter than me, and better educated than me
Insanity wisps: No you don't. Now make me a sandwich.
Kaea wisps: That's *my* criteria
Kaea wisps: I'm sure most wouldn't agree with me though
Nevvyn wisps: I think the problem is that most would :P
Sprynx wisps: One place that being a stereotypical nice guy will hurt you is in arguments.
emrys wisps: As an oppinionated person, I've been on both ends of that, being castigated for my oppinions by women and being chased after for being an oppinionated asshole.
Sprynx wisps: The nice guy wants to avoid arguments. He'll try to solve it with as little conflict as possible.
Kaea wisps: And the conclusion, emrys? Everyone is different
Sprynx wisps: To a woman, this will seem like the nice guy doesn't actually care about the issue that caused the argument in the first place.
emrys wisps: The same women were doing both Kaea.
Kaea wisps: Yay, variety is the spice of life
emrys wisps: Hardly variety, i'm met very little variety in that respect with women.
Kaea wisps: So you think everyone wants opinionated men?
emrys wisps: Almost every female i have met
Kaea wisps: (but then don't like them being opinionated too?)
Kaea wisps: How odd.
Sprynx wisps: I think everyone wants a man who's not afraid to say their opinion.
emrys wisps: Yep
Kaea wisps: I'm just trying to think of a time when I haven't enjoyed my partner being opinionated
Kaea wisps: Possibly when he's ranting when I'm trying to sleep
emrys wisps: heh
emrys wisps: I've done that
Nevvyn wisps: I can think of some times when it might not be appropriate.. :P
Kaea wisps: But that's the timing, not the opinion I don't like
Sprynx wisps: On a side note: Devil May Cry 4 is FREAKING AWESOME.
emrys wisps: The I can't sleep, NEED TO RANT. and Gf is like, *snore*
Kaea wisps: Yeah, I've complained about that.
Kaea wisps: Chucked him out of the room.
emrys wisps: She hasn't ever done that
Kaea wisps: We have rules about what times are sleeping times
Sprynx wisps: Ooh.
Kaea wisps: they are carefully negotiated, since our bodyclocks don't naturally synchronise well
emrys wisps: She just gives me kisses which oddly enough after a few minutes makes me care less about the ranting.
BelAirk wisps: Sounds good to me...
Kaea wisps: So when I want to get up at 6am, I do so quietly, and when he doesn't want t go to bed until midnight, he goes and plays in another room
emrys wisps: You a morning person, keae
Kaea wisps: Yes.
Kaea wisps: Love sunny early mornings - most peaceful time
emrys wisps: yes they are
emrys wisps: Especially when met from the other side
Kaea wisps: Bah, I don't function after midnight
emrys wisps: say np
emrys wisps: mis
emrys wisps: Although in my earlier rant about romantic comedys, I should have said good guy instead of Nice guys
Lanfear wisps: Teaching in the Hall of Heroes at the old Warriors' Guild in AM :)
emrys wisps: ok, see you guys later
Baddars wisps: how do i stop myself from looking unwell and from being wet?
Geraden wisps: buy a towel?
Fulgoris wisps: get a towel
Baddars wisps: emm ... if that is the real answer where would i get such a mystical item? :)
Fitz wisps: evenin all. is tarnarchs in AM ever open?
Wallsy wisps: Yes.
Naosusama wisps: Always
Hitcher wisps: in the day time yes
Hitcher wisps: at night you must press the bell to ring for someone
Fitz wisps: ahh. what time is it?
Fitz wisps: all i get is You press the bell, but there are no employees on Discworld at the moment.
Wallsy wisps: 11:26pm, Friday 18th February Prime, UC 2024.
Hitcher wisps: um well just use 'look sky' if the sun is up then its day if its not then its night! xP
Fitz wisps: ha great cheers :D
Sprynx wisps: Can you pickle an entire corpse?
Geryon wisps: nope
Nuit wisps: Nope :(
Geryon wisps: well, yes... actually, attack tneduts :)
Nuit wisps that she giggles
Sprynx wisps: Any php gurus on?
Thaend wisps: maybe I may help?
Percussor wisps that he dabbles
Geraden wisps that he has done PHP before.
Clio wisps: does Ikea stand for anything in Sweeden?
Tique wisps: Good working conditions and gender equality.
Araneae wisps: 'Horrible Swedish crap'?
Sqrt wisps: 'Ingvar Kamprad Elmtaryd Agunnaryd'
Clio wisps: bah, I'm going to go home instead
Woom wisps: "Ingvar Kamprad Elmtaryd Agunnaryd"
Woom wisps that he is late :(
Fulgoris wisps: which still means incredibly cheap stuff made to look good for US comsumption?
Beale wisps: And UK consumption, and presumably Swedish consumption, and probably a few countries around those.
Woom wisps: Ingvar Kamprad was the guy who founded the business, and he did so in Elmtaryd, in Agunnaryd.
Seirou wisps that he peers at news. Ah, PC gaming is dying. Again. For the N:th year running.
Kana wisps: For US consumption?
Fulgoris wisps: what, Ikea?
Beale wisps: OMG, Ikea is killing PC gaming. :(
Beale wisps that he randomly combines conversations to make life more interesting.
Fulgoris wisps: quite
emrys wisps: hey hey
Envy wisps: like fat albert?
emrys wisps: here's a really cool mandala
emrys wisps: http://kland.advntr.net/man.png
emrys wisps: don't remember how I got this
emrys wisps: maybe envy posted it
Vasp wisps: it is not fractal enough, sorry
emrys wisps: Fat albert, hmm, he's vaguely amusing
Envy wisps: It's Boot's
Envy wisps: My arm hurts so bad
Vasp wisps: are you referring to the great alberto malich? well he is not fat. he is great.
Beale wisps: It's hard to get really fractally on a computer.
Envy wisps: Theyve been taking so much blood that I've apparently got scar tissue in the crook of my arm
Vasp wisps: and it's "hey hey hey" anyway
Envy wisps: and they had to take from the side
Envy wisps: and it hurtseses
Envy wisps: Sorry, I thought you said you were innocent and virginal, and I choked from laughing too hard
Envy wisps: bah mis
Keita wisps: <:(
Beale wisps: Are you sure they didn't say "an innocent virginal"?
Envy wisps: (Can't) Keita Ikasu is innocent and virginal.
Envy wisps that she <3's Keita
Keita wisps: Lies! Scandal!
Envy wisps: that I <3 you?
Keita wisps: </3
Envy wisps that she sobs
emrys wisps: Unrequited love
Envy wisps: But what about the baby Keita!?
Keita wisps: We can half it.
Envy wisps: lengthwise or horizontally?
Keita wisps: Horizontal.
Vasp wisps: so, envy is pregnant... but who'd believe envy's claims of who the other parent is, anyway? :p
emrys wisps: envy would
emrys wisps: but we all know she is gullible
Envy wisps: Hmmm maybe my husband?
emrys wisps: Madcow?
Envy wisps: Yar, its his baby
emrys wisps: But he's mentaly unstable, I mean due to the CJV eating his brain
Unite wisps: can somone help me repair my clothing?
Envy wisps that she :(
emrys wisps: his delicious, delicious brain
Vasp wisps: you should put it on gap's lower altar
cinnamon wisps: Or pay a seamstress.
Unite wisps: i am
Nuit wisps that she grins
emrys wisps: Seamstresses are overrated, they don't even know how to darn socks
Envy wisps: Garr, I need a cigarette
Envy wisps that she grumbles
emrys wisps: not allowed one, you are PREGGERS
Envy wisps: i know, hence the grumbling
Keita wisps: I'll let you hold the cigarette while I smoke it.
emrys wisps: instead of grumbling, watch futureama
emrys wisps: its more fun for me
Envy wisps: Im sleepy
Araneae wisps: Is the 6th season out yet, btw?
Envy wisps: Im always sleepy anymore
emrys wisps: the 5th isn't out yet
emrys wisps: because of the writer's strike, i think
Araneae wisps: I thought the 5th one is?
Envy wisps: His penis scares me
Envy wisps: ...
Envy wisps: Mis
Araneae wisps: Isn't the last episode of the 5th season "the devil's hand are idle playthings"?
Beale wisps: There are only 4 seasons.
Araneae wisps: I thought five. My bad, then.
Beale wisps: They were oddly divided up into a different 5 for airing.
Beale wisps that he <3 "The Devil's Hands are Idle Playthings"
Araneae wisps: Yus, it's wonderful. Jurassic Bark is another good one
Araneae wisps: Well, they're pretty much all good to be honest.
emrys wisps: Its one of the best shows ever
emrys wisps: Up there with get smart
Envy wisps: http://community.livejournal.com/metaquotes/6564028.html
Nuit wisps: <3
emrys wisps: rofl
Envy wisps: http://torontoist.com/2008/02/obay.php
Lanfear wisps: Teaching in the Hall of Heroes at the old Warriors' Guild in AM :) for 10 mins
Kiyo wisps: someone lost a Droid?
Fulgoris wisps: a what?
Dreiste wisps: A robot in star wars pretty much
Kiyo wisps: a Droid
emrys wisps: Ok folks, I am off
Keita wisps: I think Haug had something deluded to Droid.
Fulgoris wisps: what, on here???
Fulgoris wisps: oh...
Kiyo wisps: couldnt be him as it was on the floor
Kiyo wisps: and no one noticed it for 13 hours
Envy wisps: http://community.livejournal.com/metaquotes/6563828.html
Kiyo wisps: im vaulting it til the person who it belongs to tells me they have lost it and named a few items in it
Envy wisps: post a message on the boards'
Kiyo wisps: thats what im doing =)
Unite wisps: i didn't know moon dragons are neck armour
Kiyo wisps: ok... moon dragons are not supposed to be able to get hit
Kiyo wisps: when they're a pet
Unite wisps: yes but insanity stoped an inhume because of the dragons perched
Azubi wisps: can anyone teach me leatherwork, please?
Unite wisps: BMI ............ 28.816326 ughh...
cinnamon wisps: Lightweight.
Fulgoris wisps: how tall>
Envy wisps: http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=27657
Beale wisps: 406 Error: I am not bored - website cannot be accessed.
Envy wisps: http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=27657
Keita wisps: (I think Envy is bored)
Envy wisps: oops wrong link
Envy wisps: http://www.boingboing.net/2008/02/20/swedish-couple-fined.html
Envy wisps: http://producten.hema.nl/
Kiyo wisps: ohhhh!
Kiyo wisps: sky one over easter holidays - Colour of Magic =D
Nethuns wisps: Nice! but =[ David jasons rincewind
Nethuns wisps: Methinks hes a good actor given but... Rincewind?
Kiyo wisps that he cant wait for it and wants it on DVD
Fulgoris wisps: wonder when it will make bbc america
Nethuns wisps: I dont know if it'll be good to be honest...
Kiyo wisps: still watch it though - something to do over easter with your chocs =D
Nethuns wisps: mine only usually last the morning =[
Kiyo wisps: http://www.digitalgunfire.com/
Kiyo wisps: damn good radio station =)
Fulgoris wisps: http://www.hallpass.com/media/surelock.html
Kiyo wisps: digital gunfire is dance type music with a gothic singing twist to it =)
Beale wisps: But no actual gunfire?
Kiyo wisps: some examples - VNV nation, suicide commando, grendel, mesh, project pitchfork
Kiyo wisps: its just a catchy name you would remember =D
Beale wisps: If they lie about their name, how can I trust anything they do? :O
Iatemycat wisps: Girls at strip clubs are like that
Hubbob wisps: you aren't supposed to trust them.
Kiyo wisps: the title says it all - Digitalgunfire.com - Industrial,EBM,Futurepop,Internet Radio
Sane wisps: Lannie, teaching?
Kiyo wisps: sadly no
Iatemycat wisps: she is grouped with Ratman
Kiyo wisps: they're proberly around CWC somewhere
cinnamon wisps: s
Sane wisps: Most likely
cinnamon wisps: Oops. Snail.
Kiyo wisps that he is listening to Grendel - New Flesh on digitalgunfire
Unite wisps: is this right
Unite wisps: Masamune?
Iatemycat wisps: You did?
Iatemycat wisps: Eeeew
Unite wisps: its a sword
Unite wisps: is that how you spell it
Exarf wisps: I believe so.
Kiyo wisps: google it so you know its correct =)
Unite wisps: hmm is there an alias for kill with a deluded weapon?
Fulgoris wisps: hold weapon then kill moose, etc
Iatemycat wisps: Alias for kill?
Unite wisps: ok nevermind.
Iatemycat wisps: alias k kill
Kiyo wisps: just use its name in a command eg - stab $*$ with
Fulgoris wisps: speaking of, anyone seen any Moose lately?
Iatemycat wisps: I think I mistunderstood
Iatemycat wisps: and forgot how to speeeeel
Iatemycat wisps: There are lots of moose in the south east of DW
Insanity wisps: Meeses.
Kiyo wisps: lots in uberwald forests or try near OC as i seen a few around there in the plains/forests
Fulgoris wisps: I was figuring oc
Lylith wisps: Moose is tasty
Envy wisps: Have any of you seen the movie Juno?
Kiyo wisps: not yet
Lylith wisps that she wants to.
Jub wisps: Perhaps it hijacked the plane to get back to you.
Seirou wisps: Mmm. Dimmu's only good tune.
Gin wisps: I've got a brand new combine harvister?
Aikanaro wisps: It's the final countdown?
Seirou wisps that he grins. Puritania.
Gin wisps: Oh, wait... that was the wurzles
Araneae wisps: Their cover of Twisted Sisters' "Burn in hell"?
Gin wisps: I always get those two mixed up :/
Araneae wisps: Oh..
Pit wisps: Hrm. The cat that is probably the cause for my allergic reaction is snuggling up to me. :(
Lylith wisps: Eat it! nomnomnom
Insanity wisps: Anyone have a terrains map with the basi nest on?
Kiyo wisps that he REALLY wishes he could kill Ryattenoki
Fulgoris wisps: just buy a fish from him already
Kiyo wisps: not wasting 25 rhinu
rebbaN wisps: so you'd rather moan about it instead :P
Fulgoris wisps: I'll give you a royal then to stop your gob :p
Beale wisps: Can't you just stasis him or something?
Kiyo wisps: just used stasis on him - and steal a block of incense later
Unite wisps: hey
Unite wisps: im gonna idea a new weapon
Kiyo wisps that he wants more Unique weapons like Sarilak and Retribution
Unite wisps: masamun
Unite wisps: masamune
Kiyo wisps: thats a heavy sword type aka a nodachi - already have sarilak
Beale wisps: You mean Unique weapons that everyone who can get one from the shop has? :P
Beale wisps: So, rather than having a new weapon of a type that doesn't have a 'unique' weapon yet, you'd rather have more sword-centric thinking? :P
Kiyo wisps: i mean more like those kinds - with special normal attacks
Pariah wisps: He might mean stuff you can't search for and find in your average street:)
Eida wisps: More swords can't be a bad thing.
Kiyo wisps: like a unique polearm/dagger/one-handed sword/flail etc
Beale wisps: What if we had so many swords that every room was full of swords?
Lylith wisps: We'd need many bandaids.
Beale wisps: And you had to make a skillcheck to move through any room without being stabbed by a falling pile of swords?
Desde wisps: That would be fine as long as there were swords falling from the sky.
Pariah wisps: We could just do it on one day, and then call it Swordfall:)
Oshnugimo wisps: Hum, do anyone want a grey cane?
Desde wisps: Niiiice.
Oshnugimo wisps: It can hold two rituals..
Beale wisps that he would rather see a system for -creating- a special weapon from a large set of template sections, with a random factor.
Kiyo wisps: thats a damn good idea Beale =D
Unite wisps: ok i ideaed a new heavy sword
Beale wisps: With a degree of balance such that you don't end up with everyone choosing the same combinations as far as possible.
Kiyo wisps: like choose material for each part of the weapon - its just choosing the sentience for it which may be hard to code
Oshnugimo wisps: I guess noone do..
Beale wisps: The sentience should probably be partly a function of the choices you make, and partly of a combination of factors taken from you personally at the time of creation.
Unite wisps: yummy chocolate pretzels
Beale wisps: Like, say, alignment, skills, stuff you're carrying...
Kiyo wisps: i would just make the sentience from you align at the time of making
Nethuns wisps: OR your skills stats? :O
Kiyo wisps: thats the materials job
Beale wisps: You can design something which has parameters for style of smrt, verbosity, focus, and eloquence, say.
Sokkard wisps: Clear out your ears! Time to find out who's been doing what to who!
Winswand wisps: uuummm
Sokkard wisps: It's story time! Gather round.
Winswand wisps: give us the story, Sokk...
Sokkard wisps: I am, as many of you will know, bound to drop a friend of yours in it. Let the story begin!
Sokkard wisps: My tale begins on a long-ago evening last March when the Sheep Appreciation Society were on their asses (it was during a donkey race, you see.)
Winswand wisps: hope so...
Sokkard wisps: Pay attention, Exarf, this may be about you!
Iseult wisps: Rawr.
Sokkard wisps: Well, I am told that Tau and Khadija were seen together in bed giggling like girls with a fairy.
Sokkard wisps: The former sat on the latter, and it all went downhill from there. Pretty soon six naked gnomes appeared and the whole she-bang was married to a pig named Daphne and then forced to become witches.
Winswand wisps: Tau! How could you??
Sokkard wisps: Anyway, I'd better let you get back to your adventures. Please drop by again soon, and hear another story that's been completely fabricated.
Kiyo wisps: another good one beale - its like the custom flails in genua - ive got a pair of ebony ones and they judge "very good" while klatchian steel i believe judge "excellent"
Sokkard wisps: Oh, and while I think of it, Winswand and Iseult were to blame.
Unite wisps: thats for weapons
Winswand wisps: hey... search me...
Sokkard wisps: Shout '2, 4, 6, 8, Sokkard!' if you want to hear a story.
Unite wisps: rofl one hit kill
Beale wisps: It might only choose to have an alignment component if you add a religious component to the design, or are particularly strongly aligned yourself at time of creation.
Unite wisps: The heavy Ramtop wolfhound eats about one handful of camel dung.
Lylith wisps: Guild should be a factor definitely.
Kiyo wisps: i would use a style of building like the custom sword guy - the materials for what it looks like would give it the sentience you want - next to your align
Kiyo wisps: eg adding a part of your soul to the weapon
Fulgoris wisps: yes, dogs will do that, cause of the latent protein
Malady wisps: i think electrical storms are cool
Seirou wisps that he eyes ArmA mods. Ooh, British Forces mod, complete with a Harrier.. ;)
Malady wisps: you always wonder if you're going to wind up in an ashtray
Malady wisps: i went through a friends bookshelf on the weekend
Beale wisps: Harriers are getting kind of old at this point. :/
Malady wisps: there was a little sort of pilcase
Seirou wisps: Oh, yes. But they're still really neat machines. ;)
Malady wisps: it was bronze
Malady wisps: i opened it
Kiyo wisps: still one of the best gunships you can get though
Malady wisps: and there were some ashes and bones in it
Malady wisps: all sort of things went through my head
Kiyo wisps: all they need is a revamp on design
Malady wisps: was it a body? cremated? and if so, would they be human remains or those of a cat's or dog's?
Malady wisps: it was weird and sort of liberating
harri wisps: how big was the case?
Beale wisps: They could really use some extra tech upgrades and research.
Malady wisps: like screaming at an estate agent
Malady wisps: it was tiny harri
Malady wisps: you could hardly fit a matchbox in it
Seirou wisps: Modernisation project!
Malady wisps: so yes, probably a cat, or even.. a hamster
Beale wisps that he clicks the little Upgrade button in his Research pane.
Malady wisps: im a virgo
Seirou wisps that he grins.
Kiyo wisps that he really wishes he had some of the sarilak/retribution code to fart about with
harri wisps: ?
Malady wisps: confused?
Kiyo wisps that he and a few help files on weapons so as not to make them too powerful
harri wisps: yes, especially about the virgo thing
Malady wisps: that's what you get for talking to someone monologueing.. unless you're quick
Malady wisps: hows the witching business going harri?
harri wisps: always the best Malady
Malady wisps: glad to hear it
Malady wisps: and from what i hear, you're pretty much a cult figure among the wichies, like clover or sssld
harri wisps: i am?
harri wisps: weird
Malady wisps: yah!
Beale wisps that he eyes the Cult of harri.
Malady wisps: how does it feel to be a legend?
harri wisps: fragile?
Malady wisps: try barbiturates, they will only enhance your fame and also, calm you.
Seirou wisps: Mmm. KC6niggratzer Marsch.
Malady wisps: oh no, 3 days until Coffeebreak is deleted
Malady wisps that she cries
Malady wisps that she sobs
Aikanaro wisps: Coffeebreak is getting deleted?
Beale wisps: (Are cultists worth good xp?)
Unite wisps: what happened to ako and coffeebreak
Siilaan wisps: Ako was being a horrible vulgar ass when he started.
Jeebies wisps: Coffeebreak doesn't want to play anymore.
Oshnugimo wisps: Coffeebreak's gone?
Beale wisps: They refused to take their hats off indoors once too often.
Oshnugimo wisps that he groan
Siilaan wisps: Then came back pleading, and was let back in.
Unite wisps: hmm sad!
Aikanaro wisps: I liked Coffeebreak. :(
Aikanaro wisps: I have no idea who Ako is.
Siilaan wisps: On the condition of being on his best behaviour, under observation.
Siilaan wisps: I saw him being warned, many times, so kinda passed the last warning.
Unite wisps: haha
Tique wisps: liaisons are far too fluffy :(
Malady wisps: ako is a horrible newbie. Coffeebreak is a wonderful Austrian genius who is the best and he's leaving which is bad
Siilaan wisps: Guess CB couldn't handle his own dramamongering. He was nice to be friends with, but woe betide you end up on Not His Side ever.
Fulgoris wisps: while CB has no appeal....:(
Pit wisps: Well, he can just log in. :P
Unite wisps: weapon.......... 337 317
Pit wisps: But yeah, meh. :(
Fulgoris wisps: ah, but theres the rub, we cant trick him back into it
Malady wisps: CB would have an appeal if he hadn't opted to delete himself. it was choice, nothing at all ako-like
Siilaan wisps: Proof positive CB /is/ leaving: no board posts.
Beale wisps: Not even an "I am leaving you all, for -evar-! Not coming back! Not tomorrow!"
Siilaan wisps: Because someone self-deleting and then announcing it on the boards = "Someone pay attention to me NOW!"
Beale wisps: Which is the true sign of someone leaving.
Fulgoris wisps: he told people
Fulgoris wisps: just not on the boards
Malady wisps: don't be so cynical Siilaan, he was a really nice guy, someone less jaded might say he was saying bye to friends
emrys wisps: pffft
Malady wisps: yeah that's surprising emrys. you WOULD get this
Siilaan wisps: Saying stuff in private is different.
Siilaan wisps that he wasn't judging his leaving, but his behaviour before.
Fulgoris wisps: nope, on the wizards channel
Jeebies wisps that she watches her cousin annihilate her GH3 scores.
Malady wisps: he was senoir wizard, you were all his friends/underlings
emrys wisps: CB was amusing, uts sad to see him go
Fulgoris wisps: yep
Siilaan wisps: When I said as much as "don't pull this on the boards, I don't care, but others will call you tedious" I got a crapflood.
Malady wisps: emotional people will lash out at the ones they love in times of need. he does come from the country that produced freud you know!
Tique wisps: and hitler
Malady wisps: oh geez
Kiyo wisps: oi! i have german relations
Siilaan wisps: Um, Malady.
Geryon wisps: good point, Tique
Lanfear wisps: Teaching in the Hall of Heroes at the old Warriors' Guild in AM :)
Tique wisps: just saying
Siilaan wisps: Don't preach to me about dealing with emotional outbursts.
Malady wisps: Tiko..
Geryon wisps: Hitler would have turned out differently if named, 'Waldo'
Tique wisps: well, you're in the middle of one, Siilaan :)
Malady wisps: hey i don't preach, i date a vicar
Siilaan wisps: Lashing out as little as possible.
Shiro wisps: Hello.
Fulgoris wisps: Heil Waldo?
Fulgoris wisps: lol
Geryon wisps: see... lacking, innit?
Fulgoris wisps: just a tad
Malady wisps: you're emotional sensitivity leaves a lot to be desired though, it's all chronic cynicism or chronic disatisfaction
Unite wisps: It would have cost 500060 xp to teach 1 level of fighting.melee.heavy-sword to yourself.
Malady wisps: not that im lecturing you
emrys wisps: hey guys, anyone know what happened to ako?
Unite wisps: heck yah!
Tique wisps: aww. but you're doing so well :()
Malady wisps: it just hit a nerve with me, sorry!
Tique wisps: I do, emrys!
emrys wisps: anyone who is willing to share with me
Kiyo wisps: get more teaching.fighting Unite
Tique wisps: oh :(
Kiyo wisps: reduces the cost slightly
Unite wisps: i ideaed a new weapon
Juppie wisps: dragon force?
Unite wisps: nope masamune
Lanfear wisps: You've already told us.. three times.
Jeebies wisps: Take a guess emrys!
Juppie wisps: not to me
emrys wisps: whats a masamune?
Kiyo wisps: japanese samurai sword of legend
Aeris wisps: a ninja sword, fairly long.
emrys wisps: describe it
Desde wisps: And about two billion video games.
Aeris wisps: or something.
OnePlusSeven wisps: Wikipedia it!
Unite wisps: i hope they put it in game
Jeebies wisps: Sephiroth had it!
Aeris wisps that she doesn't care too much
Aeris wisps that she chuckles
Kiyo wisps that he grins at jeebies
Desde wisps: It's the only game it's not in, stands to reason they should add it.
Unite wisps: true
Kiyo wisps: or you could just delude your favorite heavy sword with the name?
emrys wisps: Hey tique, are you swedish?
Unite wisps: i did
Unite wisps: nodachi
Tique wisps: I'm MULTINATIONAL, emrys :D
Tique wisps: a bit like you :)
emrys wisps: ah
emrys wisps: where did you grow up, mostly
Tique wisps: oh, I've never lived outside this country.
emrys wisps: I consider myself texan, where do you consider yourself from then
Tique wisps: in fact, I only mean "multinational" in the inclusive world-hugging sense.
emrys wisps: So you are a FAKE multinational
Tique wisps: yes :(
emrys wisps: a wannabe
Unite wisps: theres another winter storm warning up again for me
Tique wisps: I'm actually very insular, bigoted, and closed-minded.
emrys wisps: that sucks, Unite
Tique wisps: and I never talk to foreign people.
Seirou wisps: Just like emrys!
Tique wisps: Are you foreign?
emrys wisps: No.
Tique wisps: goodgood.
Pharm wisps: Well my mother's Canadian and my father was a Florida Cracker. Does that make me "multinational"?
Unite wisps: my dad almost buyed liver today at the grocerie store...
Tique wisps: Can't stand foreigners.
Unite wisps: nasty stuff
Tique wisps: yeah
Pharm wisps: Soak it in milk Unite and it's good
Kiyo wisps: thats racist Tique
Sprynx wisps: "You can teach yourself 1 level of fighting.melee.heavy-sword for 3523 xp." Obviously, I'm a far superior teacher than Unite. :P
Lanfear wisps: They talk funny and small different. It's horrible.
emrys wisps: smell
Tique wisps: are you foreign, kiyo?
Unite wisps: lol
Seirou wisps: "I would boost the british economy by taxing all foreign people living abroad."
Kiyo wisps: english with a little bit of german in me
Unite wisps: 1 to 2 inches of snow tonight 1 to 3 tomorrow 1 to 3 tomorrow night...
Rotas wisps: who is that a quote from Seirou?
Dorothea wisps: 1 to 2 inches is a storm? Weak.
Kiyo wisps: depends where Unite lives though
Tique wisps: I bet you're foreign.
Tique wisps: You sound foreign.
Malady wisps: you're irish!
Pharm wisps: You're where Unite?
Dorothea wisps: Irish=awesome!
Unite wisps: USA PA
Seirou wisps that he has generally found all people from the british isles to be all right. Of course, if you really want to get to know them you have to know quite a bit about football...
Pharm wisps: I actually feel badly for people that haven't actually experienced real life interaction with people from other countries...:P
Kiyo wisps: i hate football btw and im british
Siilaan wisps that he finally broke and bought 4 Winds Mahjong.
Malady wisps: there are no such people
OnePlusSeven wisps that he ponders if he could trouble someone to kill a guard for him in CWC and bring him the corpse at the Paper Dragon Inn
Pharm wisps: Their veiwpoints on things usually seem so limited
Siilaan wisps: Because they deserve money making the only Mahjong nonsolitaire.
Seirou wisps: Well, I've already met a scotsman who hated whisky and haggis, so I suppose anything's possible... ;)
Kiyo wisps: lol
Dorothea wisps: How can you hate whiskey? Lovely beverage.
Kiyo wisps: im not very keen on jack Daniels - i prefer southern comfort
Pharm wisps: He couldn't have been Scots Seirou...Are you sure he wasn't swapped at birth and isn't a changeling?
Pharm wisps: Kiyo jack and southern are bourbons not really whiskey at all...sigh
Dorothea wisps: Crown Royal is fantastic.
Unite wisps: theres gonna be another mud meet this summer in virginia
Beale wisps: Whiskey is pure alcohol that someone then decided to flavour with wood.
Beale wisps that he would rather it were flavoured with something that tastes nice.
Siilaan wisps: Very Good Whiskey is Very Good.
Unite wisps: cinnamon
Tique wisps: like MOAR WHISKEY
Seirou wisps: Worked nicely, too. Have never really tasted anything else that's 60% and goes down so smooth you wouldn't believe. ;)
Pharm wisps: Damn that makes Vodka a form of whiskey then Beale, right?
Yavanna wisps: Whisky or whiskey?#
Tique wisps: the latter :P
Beale wisps: Only if you put it in a wooden barrel and let it soak, Pharm.
Beale wisps: And even then, not.
Siilaan wisps that he is unfortunately too gay to make whiskey his regular drink.
Pharm wisps: Umm has to be a wooden barrel?
Siilaan wisps: (It's rose prosecco.)
Beale wisps: Because it's made from a different source of fermentation.
Seirou wisps: Try whisky instead!
Siilaan wisps: OH GODS I'm a stereotype. Someone kill me.
Seirou wisps that he shoots SiIlaan.
Tique wisps: ...tempting
Pharm wisps: Isn't the whiskey discrimination?
Siilaan wisps that he likes whisky. Only good whisky though. Only on Special Occasions.
Yavanna wisps: Special occasions like evenings?
Tique wisps: I like the way you think
Pharm wisps: Different fermentation process?
Siilaan wisps: Nope.
Beale wisps: I don't know Yavanna, mornings are pretty special too.
Siilaan wisps: Special occasions = someone else paying the mosh Very Good whisky costs.
Seirou wisps: Ah! I've just remembered my brother invited me to a whisky drinking occasion to celebrate my freedom from silly drugs that prohibited alcohol. Should do that next weekend...
Beale wisps: Different source of the sugars for the fermentation, Pharm.
Siilaan wisps that he luckily doesn't drive and can cradle himself to sleep in the embrace of valium and white bubbly.
Pharm wisps: Try single malts if you can afford them Seirou...Good stuff
Yavanna wisps: Mornings are for beer
Unite wisps: that he looks at his new game informer magizine
Siilaan wisps: Mornings are for a quick set of situps, and coffee and profiteroles.
Tique wisps: the second cheapest whisky in my supermarket is a single malt :)
Pharm wisps: Umm but it doesn't always enter up alcohol? Or is it a ketone thing?
Seirou wisps: Oh, yes. Today my defrosting of the ice box would have been much more perilous if not for Murphy's Irish Stout, so hooray for Murphy's. ;)
Beale wisps: If you distill it enough it makes no difference, it's just a nomenclature thing.
Siilaan wisps: Poor you. They skimp on the malts where you live?
Tique wisps: well the cheapest is a blend.
Yavanna wisps: Would that be a Morrisons Tique? They've got their own single malt which is actually fairly nice
Beale wisps: But Vodka is usually bottled straight from the still, whereas whiskey is soaked in barrels.
Tique wisps: possibly!
Pharm wisps: Murphy sounds like a god Seirou..Does he have his own shrine yet?
Beale wisps: (AFAIK)
Seirou wisps: This is why whisky tastes GOOD, Beale ;)
Tique wisps: I normally only buy cheap scotch, 'cos I'm more a fan of whiskey
Tique wisps: not that smokey over-flavoured scottish rubbish.
Pharm wisps: I thought some vodkas were aged?
Tique wisps: although I had a port-aged glenmorangie once that was yummie
Seirou wisps: I've got an entire book about the infinite variety of scottish whiskys, Tique. ;)
Unite wisps: nahh
Yavanna wisps: I quite like my overflavoured doublewood
Seirou wisps: It's otherwise a nice book, but it makes one want to go to Scotland and taste all the local varieties... -_-'
Beale wisps: Not as far as I know, Pharm.
Tique wisps: just the drinkers.
Siilaan wisps: ARGHT.
Pharm wisps: I have heard the the makers of bourbon sell their used barrels overseas to whiskey makers of it's either Irish whiskey or Scotch whiskey...I can't remember which
Siilaan wisps that he misdeclared Out by Hong Kong rules and loses 48 points.
Tique wisps: scotch whisky
Siilaan wisps: This game sucks.
Tique wisps that he steals pharm's e
Siilaan wisps: (Clicked on wrong button, of course.)
Traven wisps: finger razzle for a classic chfn problem =] I find it pretty funny
Siilaan wisps: You're easily amused.
Traven wisps: I am indeed
NuggieWuggie wisps: i dont get it
Traven wisps: How?
NuggieWuggie wisps that she ponders
Tique wisps: MI3 looks a bit superheroy
Tique wisps: it's not at all like MI2
Tique wisps: did john woo get a life or something?
Traven wisps: "Real name: back ... location: nooo"
Beale wisps that he waits for Iron Man.
Unite wisps: that he waits for the new grand theft auto
Beale wisps: (And Wall-E)
Tique wisps: poor Godot :(
Beale wisps that he never waited for Godot.
Tique wisps: no one cares anymore :(
Siilaan wisps: In the meantime, have a soothing playthrough of the new Sam and Max and the Penumbra sequel.
emrys wisps: Penumbra?
emrys wisps: an odd name for a game
Siilaan wisps: Physics-puzzle-heavy horror first-person-adventure.
emrys wisps: ah
Jeebies wisps: A'Tuins eye!
Siilaan wisps: W/ cabin fever madman and luring hellhounds into steam vents.
Siilaan wisps: (Not like you couldn't just bap them with a pickaxe in the first episode.)
Tique wisps: mmm, well done.
Siilaan wisps: IMO Worth Playing for the nice feeling of Cthulhuesque "something will eat you" madness, and a Conspiracy subplot.
Kiyo wisps: give me a baldur's gate game any day
Kiyo wisps that he huggles his BG1 and 2
Esgyll wisps: Apparently 3 is in the works. By someone else.
Siilaan wisps: NWN2, Maybe Avencast if you can bear the buggy shaderS?
Aeris wisps that she agrees with Kiyo
Kiyo wisps: although im still looking for icewind dale 1 and 2
Siilaan wisps: The notion of a BG3 is vaguely silly.
Siilaan wisps: I thought the main character got pretty much full closure after the BG2 addon.
Kiyo wisps: its bg 1 and 2 then icewind dale 1 and 2 then NWN 1 and then 2
Esgyll wisps: I liked IWD 1, but never got into 2 properly. I should re-install it.
Kiyo wisps: you can export to icewind btw
Beale wisps: I'm told Icewind Dales took everything that was good about BG, threw it away, and kept all the tedious dungeon crawling that was only fun with all the interesting story snippets thrown in.
Kiyo wisps: make a uber hard character to import to NWNs
Esgyll wisps: IWD 1 was mostly dungeon crawling, yeah.
Esgyll wisps: Which quite a lot of players liked.
Siilaan wisps: IWD2 seemed to start out well -ish.
Kiyo wisps: it has good items in icewind and some of the quests are interesting
Aeris wisps: iwd 2 was really hard, toward the end.
ArturosII wisps: I managed to lose disc 1 and 3 of my Baldurs Gate :(
Esgyll wisps: There was this loony who was doing IWD1 with a party of 6 fighter/cleric dwarves.
Siilaan wisps: Still, IWDs were the plot-light versions.
Kiyo wisps: not when you have a level 70 character ;)
Beale wisps that he wonders if anyone has ported Planescape: Torment to the BGII engine.
Siilaan wisps: It wouldn't be loony were it DnD3e.
Siilaan wisps: Clerics = epeen class ;P
Kiyo wisps: paladins are better
Esgyll wisps: Yes, but it wasn't. :-)
Siilaan wisps that he recalls the noobcomic strip with the Paladin character going "immune immune immune immune lol immune"
Kiyo wisps: sarevok and his laugh when he crits ;)
Siilaan wisps: Not in NWN2 rules, Kiyo.
Siilaan wisps: Because of henchmen.
Esgyll wisps: Also, the issues with bows and lack of fire and acid spells would make some bits... annoying.
Siilaan wisps: NWN2 was very abusable in its rule implementation.
Beale wisps that he should play BG1:Totwo some time.
Siilaan wisps: To wit: a 15 level bard being able to stop anything sentient with a lev 2 spell in epic-level encounters.
Kiyo wisps: ive played NWN 1 as i own all addons other than the extra areas from the site - and my paladin is already elite
Esgyll wisps: Is that the "We're not in Candlekeep anymore?" edition, with the ruby slippers add-on?
Beale wisps: It's the whole of BG1 ported to the BG2 engine for added goodness.
Esgyll wisps: Crikey.
Beale wisps: Although it does mean that you can't surround that stupid drow monkey Drizzt with 30 creatures and massacre him.
Siilaan wisps that he wonders why is there a report on sex positions on the TV.
Kiyo wisps: just beat him to death with a single character
Esgyll wisps: The first time I completed BG1, I ended up without a wizard in my party, which was annoying.
Kiyo wisps: like i did =)
Esgyll wisps: I gather all the cool kids made Imoen dual-class.
Envy wisps: Its the difference of a penis!
Envy wisps: Mischat
Kiyo wisps: nope - shes better as a thief only in BG1
Julnar wisps that she laughs
Siilaan wisps: All the cool kids kicked the emo wimp out once they got her out of the madhouse.
Kiyo wisps: because theres not many spells in the game
Esgyll wisps: Also, does *anyone* in the world start conversations with "Hey, it's me, your old pal!" ?
ArturosII wisps: I do
ArturosII wisps that he :D
Esgyll wisps: GET OUT.
Siilaan wisps that he found Imoen clinically useless.
Kiyo wisps: i actually like Imoen as she can gain rather high level spells if used correctly
Siilaan wisps that he liked the companions you get in NWN2:MotB
Beale wisps: Thief/mage combinations are kind of useless unfortunately.
Beale wisps: Unless you stack them up with giant piles of Power Word: Kill scrolls.
Esgyll wisps: In D&D2nd, I always wanted to be a Thief/Cleric multi-class.
Esgyll wisps: But no, that's only reserved for the stupidest of races.
Esgyll wisps that she sniffs.
Kiyo wisps: not nesessary - its all about items yet again
Siilaan wisps: A Thayvian transmutationist, a spirit bear OR an legion-of-one evil spirits, and a spontcasting emo druid for eight daily sunbeams goodness when the undead get unruly.
Beale wisps: playGURPSplayGURPSplayGURPS I don't really do D&D, thankfully. playGURPSplayGURPSplayWFRPplayAnythingThatIsn'tAWotCproductplayBurningWhee l
Beale wisps that he subliminally messages, subtly.
Esgyll wisps: Is it possible for an NPK to take out a contract on Beale, uh, I mean, someone?
Siilaan wisps: (Thayvian transmutationist = disintegrate, improved empower disintegrate, maximized disintegrate.)
Seirou wisps: GURPS has only one good thing, and that's fumble tables, which are hilarious. ;)
Kiyo wisps: if you bought the special edition of BG2 you got some extra merchants in the adventurers market which you could buy this amazing robe "vecna" i think its called which then makes thief/mage combos great
Beale wisps: You're thinking of MERPS, Seirou.
Siilaan wisps: DnD is sucky for tabletop. But gods does it have abusable combinations.
Seirou wisps: I thought GURPS in general had good ones, not just MERPS...
Beale wisps: MERPS isn't powered by GURPS.
Beale wisps: They're completely unrelated.
Esgyll wisps: Vecna sounds possible. He's the source of a number of D&D artefacts.
Seirou wisps: Well, it's a variant system, but both are loaded with tables...
Siilaan wisps: Yay, gnome enchanter. EVERYONE wants to be friends with you.
Julnar wisps: for you are delicous
Esgyll wisps: Not in 2nd edition.
Esgyll wisps that she sniffs.
Siilaan wisps: For you give them no choice really.
Siilaan wisps: Hold, charm, dominate, stun, with extreme prejudice.
Siilaan wisps: Note that anything wielding big swords has a low will save.
Siilaan wisps: Note that if you buddy up with a bard, he can probably stack will save debuffs till the cows come home.
Siilaan wisps: (Gameplay balance is for wusses.)
Tashen wisps: Mmmm. O-Week at UTas. Lotsa cleavage and no car parks.
Seirou wisps: D&D is for munchkins anyways...
Esgyll wisps: Oh well, we all get to move to 4th edition soon!
Siilaan wisps: Well, yeah. But it does munchkins so well.
Beale wisps: Of course, munchkins with more imagination play Exalted.
Envy wisps: You're a part time lover and a full time friend
Envy wisps: The monkey on your back is the latest trend
Ptapdance wisps: Real munchkins play Munchkin.
Winswand wisps: who, me? thanks, luv
Rotas wisps: so ride a bicycle and park it in all the clevage?
Envy wisps: I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
Envy wisps: but you
Tashen wisps: Sorta :)
Beale wisps: No, people who routinely take jokes too far and still find them funny play Munchkin.
Envy wisps: I kiss you on the brain in the shadow of a train
Envy wisps: I kiss you all starry eyed, my body's swinging from side to side
Envy wisps: I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
Kiyo wisps: robe of vecna - Armour class set to 5 (Good for mages) - Casting speed improved by 4 - +10 magic resistance - Weight of 3 - ONLY USEABLE BY MAGE (All classes, including DUAL and MULTI)
Envy wisps: But you......
Envy wisps: Here is the church and here is the steeple
Kiyo wisps that he finally gets it on the correct channel
Envy wisps: We sure are cute for two ugly people.
Esgyll wisps: 7th time's the charm.
Envy wisps: I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
Envy wisps: But you......
Siilaan wisps that he made a rule not to use the Speshul Preorder items.
Siilaan wisps: So cheatish.
Kiyo wisps: that robe and a few other items makes a mage deadly =)
Envy wisps: The pebbles forgive me, the trees forgive me
Beale wisps: People who want to build combos which mean they can fire a piece of paper at a man five miles away with a bow and arrow and have it spontaneously turn every person in the opposing army in a chicken that is on fire, play Munchkin.
Siilaan wisps that he just bumped stats by 2 across the board for his chars via console instead.
Envy wisps: So why can't, you forgive me?
Beale wisps: Er, Exalted.
Envy wisps: I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
Envy wisps: But you......
Envy wisps: I will find my niche in your car
Siilaan wisps: Beale, stop arousing me.
Ptapdance wisps: I installed the Darkest Day mod/addon. You thought making characters was a pain before? Wait till you get access to around 90 subclasses.
Esgyll wisps: People who want to turn into a sperm whale and squash people play Pooka in Changeling.
Cruiser wisps: what about exalted
Envy wisps: With my mp3 DVD rumple-packed guitar
Esgyll wisps: "Quick, everyone turn around!" *squelch*
Kiyo wisps: its all you really need for a high level mage/thief as you can go through the game solo
Envy wisps: I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
Envy wisps: But you......
Insanity wisps: There's a great mod for oblivion like that beale :P
Envy wisps: Du du du du du du dudu
Envy wisps: Du du du du du du dudu
Envy wisps: Du du du du du du dudu
Esgyll wisps: A mod that you can use to arouse Siilaan?
Esgyll wisps that she screams.
Envy wisps: Up up down down left right left right B A start
Envy wisps: Just because we use cheats doesn't mean we're not smart
Syriana wisps that she awards Envy 30 extra lives.
Envy wisps: I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
Envy wisps: But you......
Envy wisps: You are always trying to keep it real
Envy wisps: I'm in love with how you feel
Insanity wisps: "FREE PONY - This spell gives the target a free Pony. The catch is the pony starts high, high above the targets head."
Envy wisps: I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
Siilaan wisps: You only need a vanilla Oblivion for that.
Envy wisps: But you......
Envy wisps: We both have shiny happy fits of rage
Envy wisps: You want more fans, I want more stage
Ptapdance wisps: That's such a ripoff of the iron donkey.
Siilaan wisps that he caught on to arranging male undressed corpses very early.
Envy wisps: I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
Esgyll wisps: Easily pleased, eh?
Envy wisps: But you......
Ptapdance wisps: Concrete, soz.
Kiyo wisps: cow kill ;)
Envy wisps: Don Quixote was a steel driving man
Beale wisps: Did you never see the Cowkill spell in BG1, Insanity?
Envy wisps: My name is Adam I'm your biggest fan
Siilaan wisps: Too bad you couldn't take corpses across areas.
Envy wisps: I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
Envy wisps: But you......
Siilaan wisps: The manor could've used some assassin decoration.
Envy wisps: Squinched up your face and did a dance
Esgyll wisps that she has flashbacks to a game of D&D in which a donkey got taken up into the air by a very large hippogriff.
Melania wisps: When the spell fails, do you get a broomstick with a plastic horse head? ;)
Esgyll wisps: It didn't end well. :-/
Siilaan wisps: BG2 Wild Dweomer spell.
Envy wisps: You shook a little turd out of the bottom of your pants
Esgyll wisps: Poor donkey.
Siilaan wisps: Best. Spell. Ever.
Envy wisps: I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
Envy wisps: But you......
Siilaan wisps: It once turned my character yellow.
Siilaan wisps: Completely.
Insanity wisps: "Instant Fugitive (Target) - For two minutes, this gives the target NPC a fake Grey Fox cowl, a crime gold of 100000, and forces them to flee the army of guards that will start chasing them."
Envy wisps: Du du du du du du dudu
Siilaan wisps: Impossible to remove in any way.
Envy wisps: Du du du du du du dudu
Envy wisps: Du du du du du du dudu
Envy wisps: Du du du du du du dudu
Envy wisps: but you...........
Kiyo wisps: wild magic for sorcerers is pretty kewl =)
Siilaan wisps: Yeah. "So, time to rest, let's see what it does this time."
Kiyo wisps: i feel like installing BG2 and having a network game of it =)
Insanity wisps: "Invisible Menace (Target) - This spell turns the target invisible and makes them murderously angry for two minutes, while Illusory Flames allows the caster to clearly see the hilarious antics."
Siilaan wisps: Don't tempt me, villain.
Penguin wisps: InvisibleFlamingGuy moves aggressively towards you!
Siilaan wisps: I don't want to...
Siilaan wisps: Mis.
Pharm wisps: Get a proper hat and that won't happen Penguin
Siilaan wisps that he realises he's currently mostly using a Mac to run Opera, a WinXP VM, and MUSHclient under WINE.
Ptapdance wisps: Throw it all out and get a psp.
Siilaan wisps: So that's a whole of one native OS X program.
Siilaan wisps: I have
Yavanna wisps: Why bother. Opera runs fine natively
Siilaan wisps: Expose!
Siilaan wisps: I'll prolly devote more love to my RSS reader once I'm at work.
Kefka wisps: ooh, a secret fling in the janitor's closet?
Siilaan wisps: No, right there on the desk, for the whole office to see.
Siilaan wisps: (It's a consultancy. Odds are there'll only be the boss in another room while I get assigned to a project.)
Insanity wisps: Heh, an aoe spell that turns everything near the target into a horse -_-
Siilaan wisps: Is there an armoured version?
Beale wisps: What, that turns everything near the target into a Destrier?
Siilaan wisps: (Horse Armour, the best think worth 6$ I pirated.)
Siilaan wisps: *thing
Siilaan wisps that he then got the mod that made horses invincible.
Siilaan wisps that he then lost each and every of his horses somewhere in the wilderness.
Thaend wisps: are there mounts in discworld mud?
emrys wisps: no
Eida wisps: hur hur
Tashen wisps: That's not a nice way to refer to the seamstresses...
emrys wisps: he is monologing about a video game
Siilaan wisps: Well, there's Ronnie Soak's horse.
Thaend wisps: so what use is a horse ? :)
Siilaan wisps: There's good eating on one of them.
Siilaan wisps that he also ponders what stick to use to force his German XP with mostly Slovak locale settings to install an English version of Windows Live Mail.
Thaend wisps: are they tasty? yumm.
Siilaan wisps that he decided he's /not/ keeping three separate HTML renderers on a gaming partition.
emrys wisps: mutters something disparaging about windows
Thaend wisps that he agrees with emrys
Siilaan wisps: If it's any comfort, it's 1/3d the size of my OS X partition, and only has IE7 and Live Mail when I get it running installed as "useful" programs.
Siilaan wisps: Dear family: considering I'm the only one that manages to stay asleep once as much as a single photon hits his eyelids, did you ever consider investing in opaque door materials?
Ptapdance wisps: Black plastic bags over heads work wonders.
Siilaan wisps: I believe the 21st century has many modern options available, like wood.
KaJaK wisps: Is anyone here good with computers?
Siilaan wisps: Anyway, time to go see if I can figure out how to make pirate ships.
Thaend wisps: No we're just good with muds :)
KaJaK wisps: Well does anyone know what I would have to do to get my internet working wirelessly? I have an adsl modem and a wireless router. So far the router is plugged into the modem and I can connect to the router wirelessly but I can't use the internet without being plugged into the modem!
Beale wisps: It's possible your modem is plugged into the wrong port on the router.
Silgni wisps: are you sure you plugged the modem into the right plug on the modem?
Silgni wisps: gah, beat me to it
KaJaK wisps: The WAN port
Penguin wisps: i had a problem with my home network where i had to be sure to power my modem on first and my router second to get it to work
Penguin wisps: the modem needed the router powered on second in order to get the modem to log onto the network
Penguin wisps: i mean log onto the dsl network
Pharm wisps: Powered on second...what do you mean?
Penguin wisps: step one, power on modem, wait for all the blinking lights to stop
Silgni wisps: turn them both off, turn modem on, then turn router on
Penguin wisps: step two, ie second, power router on
Pharm wisps: Ahh moden to power up first and then the router
KaJaK wisps: Ok? there isn't anything I have to configure in the router first? Other than wireless connecting to it?
Penguin wisps: depends how your modem is set up :P
Pharm wisps: So the router will accept the modem signal??? Hmmm...
Abhishek wisps: If it's connected properly, you shouldn't have to configure anything.
Asp wisps: Router: We get signal
AsiLor wisps: Someone set us up the bomb? :(
KaJaK wisps: Ok, thanks I'll give it another go
KaJaK wisps: seeya in a bit
Siilaan wisps: "Installing X. Feel free to do other things while you wait."
Siilaan wisps: Mis.
Siilaan wisps: Point remains.
Julnar wisps that she does her nails
Julnar wisps that she does siilaan's nails
Siilaan wisps that he has his done.
Siilaan wisps: I'd do my armpits, except I've got a wax session booked.
Julnar wisps: ....
Siilaan wisps that he felt like he didn't fill his TMI quota today.
Envy wisps that she goes AFK to do Laundry
Julnar wisps: it's weird enough when girls say it
Envy wisps: waxing your pits sounds painful
Envy wisps: AFK
Siilaan wisps: The wuss wouldn't touch my bum. I'll have to coax her to do at least what's above the thong line though.
Julnar wisps: if I ever become a maschoist I'll book an appointment
Julnar wisps: I worry that you have a thong line
Siilaan wisps: I meant the platonic ideal of a thong line.
Julnar wisps: of course you did
Envy wisps: I dont wear underwear
Envy wisps: but apparently after you have a kid you have to wear underwear for a few weeks
Envy wisps: Thats sucky
Kiyo wisps: ever heard of "gravity"?
Julnar wisps: that mostly applies to breasts
Kiyo wisps: and other parts
Siilaan wisps: Mostly.
Seirou wisps that he suddendly recalls the first chapter of Rama and the contemplations about how breasts behave in zero gravity...
Abhishek wisps: ...
Envy wisps: How do they behave in zero gravity?
EdiCt wisps: Probably somewhat similarly to how they do in water.
Envy wisps: Floaty funbags?
Siilaan wisps: Hey, that's no way to speak of one's mother.
EdiCt wisps: One would imagine.
Kiyo wisps: stop talking about breasts please >_<
Lanfear wisps: Teaching in the Hall of Heroes at the old Warriors' Guild in AM :)
Kiyo wisps: making me think about this lasses pair that i like
Julnar wisps: you can't run with floaty fun bags
EdiCt wisps: And that's bad why?
Julnar wisps: it huts
Julnar wisps: hurts
EdiCt wisps: Not you, Kiyo.
EdiCt wisps: I'm well aware of the physiological problems associated with breasts.
Envy wisps: Hes jealous
Julnar wisps: would you like your own fun bags edict?
EdiCt wisps: Not attached ones, no.
Envy wisps: He wants mine
EdiCt wisps: Not attached to me, I mean.
Envy wisps: Most people wants mine
Envy wisps: My funbags rock
Seirou wisps: Unattached ones? Floating around independently of you?
Julnar wisps: he can't have yours, I've called dibs
Envy wisps that she jiggles 'em
Kiyo wisps that he appraising looks at Julnar's fun bags
Envy wisps: Theres a queue
EdiCt wisps: I have a VIP pass.
EdiCt wisps: Honest.
Kiyo wisps: fun bags also means a blokes sack in the gay world ;)
Lanfear wisps: Ooh, I think I have a picture of you Envy! :)
Tashen wisps that he sings 'My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard...
Lanfear wisps: Hang on, lemme upload it :D
Envy wisps: Oh lord that can't be good
Poncho wisps: Tashen, thats one way to clear out a nightclub.
Tashen wisps: Yup. Works every time :)
Siilaan wisps: A thundering fart with a squelchy sound at the end is better.
Tique wisps: ...ew
Kiyo wisps: follow through!
Lanfear wisps: http://imageevent.com/vanderryst/hallofshame/priests?p=11&n=1&m=24&c=4&l=0 &w=4&s=0&z=2
Kiyo wisps: LMFAO
EdiCt wisps: Bam.
Tashen wisps that he laughs his way to the floor.
Envy wisps: Man I have a great ass
Aeris wisps that she laughs
Siilaan wisps: "Ultimo D'Man dealt the death blow to Ultimo D'Man."
Envy wisps that she wiggles it all over Lanfear
Julnar wisps: ah kamikazees
Yavanna wisps: modest too!
Siilaan wisps: Also, yay, I might have a CalDAV server if my webhost feels like doing work.
Basai wisps: there is going to be a new Star Trek Film
Siilaan wisps that he now deems all online calendaring apps that don't offer iCal pub/sub or CalDAV access as inferior.
EdiCt wisps: And Simon Pegg is playing Scotty.
EdiCt wisps: We all know, Bas. Would you like an introduction to the Loop? ;P
Basai wisps: please
EdiCt wisps: Bas, Loop. Loop, Bas.
Basai wisps: thanks
Thakh wisps: Lanfear, you're a cunt :)
emrys wisps: hey folks
Naosusama wisps: ........
Tique wisps: ........
Envy wisps: I second that, you are a cunt :)
emrys wisps: Hey thakh
Kaea wisps: . .
Aeris wisps: ouch.
Unite wisps: hmm
Yalpf wisps: Seriously, you can't accidentally say that.
emrys wisps: What are we hating lanfear for now?
Acantha wisps: Right. That's enough of that.
emrys wisps: But that seemed random, what is all the hate for?
Envy wisps: Wait, now, she can call me a whore on a public channel just cause she has a creator alt?
Abhishek wisps: For this apparently: http://imageevent.com/vanderryst/hallofshame/priests?p=11&n=1&m=24&c=4&l=0 &w=4&s=0&z=2
Envy wisps: Wheres the justice in that?
Tique wisps: agreed
Tique wisps: now keep it off public channels :P
Unite wisps: hmm
emrys wisps: Who was that supposed to be a pic of?
Abhishek wisps: Envy
Basai wisps: Envy?
Abhishek wisps that he makes emrys look further down
Envy wisps: Me apparently, She has it under my name on the Hall of Shame :)
emrys wisps: Pfft, that doesn't look like envy
Pharm wisps: I'm sure Lanny didn't come right out and call you a bad name, Envy
Abhishek wisps: ...
emrys wisps: her face is different
Abhishek wisps: Look at the caption :P
emrys wisps: Half the channel is attention whores
Julnar wisps: 70% minimum
Yalpf wisps: Is that by number of people or number of chats?
emrys wisps: Lanfear, you, me, envy, julnar, tique, etc
Poncho wisps: Im not
Poncho wisps that he runs across the channel naked
emrys wisps: Pharm, Poncho, etc
emrys wisps: Unite
Poncho wisps that he chuckles
emrys wisps: I could go on
Poncho wisps: get him, he's hogging all the attention!
EdiCt wisps: I think a third 'etc.' should cover it.
emrys wisps: Its all rather silly
Unite wisps: i wanna make a new description
Unite wisps: of my char
emrys wisps: Then do so
Unite wisps: its to hard,,
Poncho wisps: writing's easy
emrys wisps: This is a black and white heavily armored stick figure... odd.... what is he doing here! He has a pair of matte-black ramshorns growing out of his head, quite evily.
Poncho wisps: just make sure you edit
Yalpf wisps that he finds writing anything vaguely fictional really difficult.
emrys wisps: Really yalpf?
Poncho wisps: Ok, some find it easier than others
Yalpf wisps: I don't think it helps that I tend not to think in pictures at all.
emrys wisps: Hmm, never played "make believe" when you were a kid
emrys wisps: ah, woh
Pharm wisps: Find a Chippendales pic and make me an attention whore too please Lanny....:)
Yalpf wisps: Well, I never have a picture of what fictionar characters "look" like, for example.
emrys wisps: I think almost excusively in multi-d moving pics
emrys wisps: I think it comes with doing physics
Yavanna wisps: Until they go and make a bloody film of it Yalpg
Poncho wisps: the imagination helps to understand.
Yalpf wisps: Yes. :(
emrys wisps: I always have an image
Yavanna wisps that she hates Orlando Bloom for ruining Legolas
Julnar wisps: of a starship trooper?
emrys wisps: when I read a book, its like visuals playing out in my mind
Unite wisps: can anyone enchant my masamune to 10?
Yalpf wisps: All I can remember of my Bridget Jones is that she had dark hair and wasn't bloody stupid like she is in the films. Now I can't get Renee whatsherface out of my head.
emrys wisps: oh and legolas in my mind looks nothing like orlando
Seirou wisps: The LOTR movie was good in that, at least, that the characters were so different from the books they don't domuch to ruin the ones in the book...
emrys wisps: Of course she is stupid, its a romantic comedy movie, of course the female is stupid
Kiyo wisps: some women actually are - same with men
emrys wisps: well yes
Yavanna wisps: Oh I quite like Bridget in the films, she's cuddly and daft as a brush
Yalpf wisps: But the Bridget Jones of the books is clearly not stupid. The clever observations are -hers- after all.
emrys wisps: But in the movies, the female has to be stupid, it gives her an excuse to shack up with the asshole before moving on to the good guy
Yalpf wisps: Embarassing situations kind of lose their effect where the character is silly.
Yavanna wisps: Everyone is clever in their own head - they don't always appear clever to other people though
emrys wisps: If she wasn't so stupid and unobservant she wouldn't have had an excuse
Unite wisps: lol one hit kill
emrys wisps: If she's super smart and observant then she ends up looking like either a slut or like a person who is just using the good person.
emrys wisps: Neither of which are allowed in romantic comedys
emrys wisps: What npc Unite?
Unite wisps: a child haha
Pharm wisps: Umm I have a question after looking at the assassin's pics...Anyone got a clue what happened to Eviscerator's eyebrows?
Insanity wisps: Those are receipts.
Ilenore wisps: I stuck them
Yavanna wisps: They got Eviscerated?
Pharm wisps: For a eyebrow wax job?
Ilenore wisps: No, I just had lots of stickers :)
Pharm wisps: Although I must say, Alkifrolic looks like a very very sensitive man in one of his pics...:)
Kiyo wisps: alki is a kewl bloke =)
Pharm wisps: Yep that's what I said...A very sensitive type of bloke....:)
Unite wisps: i soo want a masamune...
Thaend wisps: is there anywhere I can keep my belongings safe?
EdiCt wisps: Nowhere. At ALL.
Envy wisps: a vault
Julnar wisps: vaults
Envy wisps: beat you Jully
Julnar wisps: damn it
Envy wisps that she sticks her tongue out
Acantha wisps: For the lit geeks among you: http://houseoffame.blogspot.com/2006/06/shes-yonge-shes-sexie-shes-riche.h tml
Julnar wisps that she takes her toys and goes home
Thaend wisps: are there any vaults in bes-pelargic (a yes/no would suffice)?
EdiCt wisps: I beat you both, with a longer answer that required more thought.
EdiCt wisps: Sux2bbothofu.
emrys wisps: hahahahahahahahaha
Abhishek wisps: Yes, Thaend.
Thaend wisps: thanks!
Envy wisps: oh boy acantha
Kiyo wisps: LMFAO - djb soldiers did a bet on who would win
Unite wisps: ?
Julnar wisps: yeah, they do that now
Kiyo wisps: The wandering Ephebian soldier says with an Ephebian accent: I'll be happy to keep letting you make me rich.
Julnar wisps that she gets offended by the one who doesn't bet on her
Kiyo wisps: The experienced Ephebian soldier says to the wandering Ephebian soldier with an Ephebian accent: 'Bet you that Kiyo Skyblade wins this one.
Kiyo wisps: i do like the warcries of what they've added to the soldiers as well =)
Kiyo wisps: i got one shouting "SNEAK ATTACK!!" at me =)
Insanity wisps: Blame turvity :P
Kiyo wisps: nah it made me laugh
Kiyo wisps: as it was the first warcry i noticed they do
Siilaan wisps: There's a rooster crowing outside.
Siilaan wisps: At 1AM.
Julnar wisps: kill it
Thakh wisps: Find another one and make them fight!
Siilaan wisps that he wonders if there's mental institutions for Speshul boy chickens.
emrys wisps: It happens when they have lights on them
Siilaan wisps: I know you're trying to make me say the word...
Siilaan wisps: Err.
Siilaan wisps: Almost walked into that one.
emrys wisps: what? cocks?
emrys wisps: Shakesphere makes that joke in "taming of the shrew"
emrys wisps: I think the phrase was "a combeless cock that kate will be my hen"
emrys wisps: or something like that
Unite wisps: 1 to 4 inches of snow for tomorrow
emrys wisps: planning on shoveling the driveway
Unite wisps: lol
Unite wisps: i doubt it .
Unite wisps: don't have a snow shovel...
Unite wisps: broke the last one hahah 20 inches of snow
Unite wisps: remember that snow storm envy?
Envy wisps: yeah
Envy wisps: Stupid snow
Unite wisps: that was insane
Pharm wisps: Snow is ok...It's the thawing and freezing that sucks
emrys wisps: I think its the meteors that suck
Unite wisps: too bad you can't cut arms and legs off here
Envy wisps: I thought you could
Unite wisps: alil barbaric haha
Unite wisps: only heads...
Thistleryver wisps: Is there a command that considers everything in a room except players?
Unite wisps: con noc
Envy wisps: are you sure?
Unite wisps: con npc
Envy wisps: Im pretty sure Ive had genitals, hearts, spleens, etc cut out
Envy wisps: Maybe you have to cut the fingers off first, then the hand, you know
Unite wisps: i meant when the npcs are alive
Thistleryver wisps: Nope, doesn't work :(
Envy wisps: I'd experiment a bit
emrys wisps: Large explosion in Iran near missile silo
Envy wisps: You have to be holding a knife I think
Demynor wisps: can someone kill Kess for me in front of temple of small gods? need her items
Beale wisps: Poor Kess. :(
Naosusama wisps: I wouldnt pick em up, they're warded
Seirou wisps: Maybe you should kiss her instead!
Nethuns wisps: I Would but my keyboard has died=[
Taren wisps: 'ow do I share a file from limewire, guvs?
Scouter wisps: treaching in the old warriors' guild cafe!
Scouter wisps: teaching, too!
Lanfear wisps: Teaching in the Hall of Heroes at the old Warriors' Guild in AM :)
Envy wisps: its sooo cold
Unite wisps: its snowing1
Envy wisps: i knoe :(
Envy wisps: know*
Unite wisps: my arm hurts...
Lights wisps: i feel great! :)
Dorothea wisps that she makes a snowpriests for Envy.
Envy wisps: awe :)
Hubbob wisps: anyone know how to set the #echo color in cmud?
Unite wisps: only 3 more levels to go,
Unite wisps: It would have cost 1519834 xp to teach 3 levels of fighting.melee.heavy-sword to yourself.
Eliza wisps: lanfear is going to be online for 4 more minutes, should be cheaper
Unite wisps: already spent my exp
Unite wisps: im still thinking about idea repping custom heavy swords from cwc
Kaiser wisps: There's no loss in idea repping
Unite wisps: it'll get denied
TShop wisps: nah cwc has customn katanas. ... somewhere else should get the custom heavy swords. ... ideally I suppose the hub.
Unite wisps: no, thats not the point!
Unite wisps: i want the bonus with the heavy swords like the katanas~!
Keita wisps: You want a custom nodachi, don't you? :(
Beale wisps: Um, can't you get custom nodachi from the same place as the custom katana?
Unite wisps: yeah i do
Rastakwer wisps: And maybe special features
Unite wisps: and i want a masamune!
Keita wisps: I giggle when you say that. :D
Rastakwer wisps: They could announce TMs automatically on talker, to save some typing
Beale wisps: Ah, no, just a katana and a heavier katana.
Hubbob wisps: or a tm channel so we can opt-out
Unite wisps: i hope the creators are paying attenntion!
Gnillot wisps: whut?
Hubbob wisps: heh imagine how spammy that channel would be?
Kaiser wisps: he said creators not liaisons.
Beale wisps: Liaisons are creators.
Unite wisps: i want a masamune
Gnillot wisps: kaiser, liaisons ARE creators
TShop wisps: if you want it in idea it, it is never wise to depend on cre's implementing ideas via osmosis :)
Pit wisps: "whois gnillot" :P
Kaiser wisps: leik o rly?
Pit wisps: (see!)
Beale wisps: So get a sword and get it deluded to Masamune.
Gnillot wisps: even says so in my whois!
Kaiser wisps: Next you're saying that Tique is a creator too.
Unite wisps: ROFL THATS NOT GOOD ENOUGH
Beale wisps: OH NOES
Kaiser wisps: I mean liaison :P
Unite wisps: i want the ten foot sword
Keita wisps: ...
Kaiser wisps: I may accept that he's a creator ;)
Beale wisps: TINAA.
TShop wisps: are you compensating for something?
Ptoley wisps: overcompensating for something?
Ptoley wisps: damn! too slow!
Unite wisps: and a nodachi was never in the books btw
Beale wisps: What's your point?
Kaiser wisps: lot of other things were never in the books
cinnamon wisps: Neither was a character who kept going on about heavy swords.
Unite wisps: THERE YOU GO!
Unite wisps: exactly
Unite wisps: make masamune
Pipien wisps: The Styled Highwayman in Brass Neck is now open for business.
Kaiser wisps: You could idea rep it with a good description.
Unite wisps: i did.,
Beale wisps: No rule to make target "masamune".
Kaiser wisps: Then you could make an army of alts and idea rep masamune.
Unite wisps: i don't see why not put masamune in discworld
Kaiser wisps: Point rather being that most of people do not see why to put masamune in.
Unite wisps: oh i already have one crap!
Unite wisps: You draw Masamune from the nodachi scabbard into your left hand and right hand.
Unite wisps: its fake i want the real thing'
Kaiser wisps: That must be the motto of your life...
Desde wisps: Travel to the mountains of Japan?
Beale wisps: Then go back to playing FF. :P
Desde wisps: And back in time?
OnePlusSeven wisps that he mutters
Kaiser wisps that he paints 7+1 invisible.
OnePlusSeven wisps: ...
OnePlusSeven wisps: I have to have a blood test in an hour x.x
OnePlusSeven wisps: I hate neeedles
Beale wisps: And you're still full of drugs?
Unite wisps: soo do i
Juppie wisps: in Escrow?
Unite wisps: i hate having broken bones
Unite wisps: broke my leg in 6 different places
Unite wisps: no joke eather
Rastakwer wisps: Bad move with a sword?
Rastakwer wisps: (heavy)
Unite wisps: van plus bike
Unite wisps: van + bike = broken leg
Unite wisps: i even saw a real angel
Kaiser wisps: You shouldn't drive two things at once!
Unite wisps: i was riding my bike and a van hit me
OnePlusSeven wisps: wow, since when could you change Agatean Rhinu into Dollars in a Player shop with a changer?
Robgea wisps: Ages.
TShop wisps: you saw a real angel? was it ahells angel riding the nike?
Robgea wisps that he thinks so anyway.
Unite wisps: not funny
Unite wisps: could have died
Unite wisps: wasn't wearing a helmet
OnePlusSeven wisps that he boggles
OnePlusSeven wisps: I don't remember assaulting anybody in AM
Unite wisps: it was like 6 years ago
Beale wisps: And now you always wear a helmet?
OnePlusSeven wisps that he pokes the watchman
Unite wisps: nope.
Keb wisps that she stares.
OnePlusSeven wisps: On that Note, I'm going up to get my blood taken away from me D:
Unite wisps: i don't like bikes anymore...
Kaiser wisps that he stares Keb.
Keb wisps that she was trying to work out why someone wouldn't wear a helmet in this day and age.
TShop wisps: do you also dislike vans?
Keb wisps: Those drivers are insane.
Malady wisps: i am craving emotional stimulation that is just lacking at the moment
Winswand wisps: what can we do?
Unite wisps: it was an old guy
Keb wisps that she offers hugs?
Winswand wisps that he growls
Unite wisps: on the wrong side of the road
TShop wisps: chat doctors do call bikers doners for a reason
Kaiser wisps: Mom says I don't need to because there's nothing to protect.
Geraden wisps: try again
Malady wisps: challenge me
Winswand wisps that he starts strutting 'wild thing' on his ukelele of pain...
Leyan wisps: Good news everybody!
Leyan wisps: I cured my monday blues. All it took was a load of lager and some oral pleasure at Ahaan Thai.
Rastakwer wisps: and being tuesday.
Malady wisps: i either want to be passive agressive or self destructive, i'm not sure yet, which is why i need to bounce of something complex
Gnillot wisps: but Leyan, it's Tuesday today!
Kaiser wisps: No need to point out that no one knows what Ahaan Thai is...
Leyan wisps: Monday blues is hard to shake sometimes.
Malady wisps: Hooray!
Winswand wisps: passive agressive is more satisfying in the long run
Unite wisps: i hated that huge leg cast i was in too
Leyan wisps: Oh that the thai restaurant close to a friend of mine.
Kaiser wisps: must be a karaoke bar - that's oral pleasure!
Unite wisps: the nurses made me to therapy with that casto n
Malady wisps: because i can milk it for longer?
Keb wisps: Who wants my headache? I'm quite done with it.
Leyan wisps: I'll take it in an hour or so.
Malady wisps: give it to the dog, and his hair
Beale wisps: You should put it in a bottle that you can post to people you don't like.
Leyan wisps: In the mean time I need to relish my roquefort.
Keb wisps: I don't think I dislike anyone enough for that :(
TShop wisps: press button 10 on panel
TShop wisps: press button 10 on panel
Kaiser wisps: You're prolly the only person I believe saying that ;)
Malady wisps: oh dear
TShop wisps: sorry
Winswand wisps: ein?
Malady wisps: drucke knopf zwei works too!
Leyan wisps: Mmm... roquefort...
Sokkard wisps: Your attention please! I have been asked to perform a play. I shall shortly be giving a rendition of one of my world famous plays. Tell one, tell all!
Malady wisps: je prefere roquefort
Sokkard wisps: It's story time! Gather round.
Winswand wisps: erm... Sokkard!!!!!
Dora wisps that she gathers.
Malady wisps: which one
Sokkard wisps: I am, as many of you will know, able to suspend belief. Let the story begin!
Winswand wisps that he gathers even more...
Malady wisps: you have no acting talent sokkard
Sokkard wisps: My tale begins on a rainy afternoon last April when the Klatchian Swingers were on their pet donkey, Rinilli riding down Short Street.
Sokkard wisps: Pay attention, Murderface, this may be about you!
Malady wisps: you are a failure
Keb wisps: It's never about me.
Sokkard wisps: Well, I am told that Nokomis and Exalted were seen together in bed juggling monkeys with Cohen the Barbarian.
Malady wisps: but you lack the self awareness to make you shy
Keb wisps: Though it's usually my fault.
Unite wisps: why is the masamune soo strong and powerful?
Sokkard wisps: The former declared undying love for the latter, and it all went downhill from there. Pretty soon half the village had shown up and the whole she-bang was jailed and then chased off to bed.
Winswand wisps: nokomis...
Malady wisps: this means you are in luck
Sokkard wisps: Anyway, I'd better let you get back to your adventures. Please drop by again soon, and hear another story that's been completely fabricated.
Winswand wisps: how could you?
TShop wisps: pull lever 10 on panel
Sokkard wisps: Oh, and while I think of it, Winswand and mishcatt were to blame.
Malady wisps: terrible, terrible.
Kaiser wisps: It's imaginary?
TShop wisps: damn it
Unite wisps: nahhh
Winswand wisps: I am always to blame...
Leyan wisps: Because it's done by a superior sword smith.
Unite wisps: i know somone that has one haha
Sokkard wisps: Did you hear about Taren and Eida?
Winswand wisps: but I love thee, Sokkard!!
Sokkard wisps: He's a hate-fuelled drug-addicted master criminal on the edge. She's a cosmopolitan cigar-chomping fairy princess fleeing from a Sektarian cult. They fight crime!
Dora wisps: Were the monkeys ... hurt?
Keb wisps that she comforts Winswand.
Unite wisps: then masamune would fit in cwc very well
Winswand wisps: I really enjoy your sock-puppetry...
Winswand wisps that he sobs
Unite wisps: you know its true!
Keita wisps: No, it would have to be a parody. It'd be Musamoo.
Beale wisps: Just to clarify, Unite, do you mean the excellently crafted and well-proportioned katana from real life, or do you mean the ridiculous 10 feet long Final Fantasy creation?
TShop wisps: pull lever 10 on panel
Leyan wisps: You've been playing too much Final Fantasy Unite.
TShop wisps: sorry bout all these misschat
Unite wisps: lol
Unite wisps: rofl
Malady wisps: don't apologise, quit doing it
Malady wisps that she :)
TShop wisps: it would be nice. ... saddly it is not likely
Unite wisps: i don
Unite wisps: i don't see any prob with masamune being in discworld since theres two more new swords in discworld
Unite wisps: that are alot better than heavy sword
Abhishek wisps: ...Just because a sword exists IRL doesn't mean it'll fit on DW
Malady wisps: snuffleopagous
Kaiser wisps: If masamune is a weaponsmith rather than a type of weapon, I don't think it'll be implemented.
Eida wisps: There are two new swords?
Malady wisps: love is not about passion or romance
Leyan wisps: gl sword 1, sword 2
Unite wisps: tiger fangs
Malady wisps: it is a buffer against loneliness
Beale wisps: Masamune was a famously excellent Japanese weaponsmith.
Winswand wisps: what is it about, then?
Winswand wisps: umm...
Insanity wisps: Muramasa > Masamune
Winswand wisps: that sounds overtly pessimistic, I'd say...
Dora wisps: Or pragmatic.
Eida wisps: Excalibur > ur mum
Eida wisps: etc
Kaiser wisps: In japan some katana are referred by their smith's name, but they still are katana.
Dora wisps that she leers.
Beale wisps: Oh, so that's where the blood sword myth comes from. Thanks, Insanity. :)
Abhishek wisps: Seriously Unite, did you even _try_ repping masa-wossit?
Malady wisps: strike a sort of patchwork thing, live with it, deal with the problems and push things down under the rug. do not force youself to conform to some abstract notion of being.
Winswand wisps: anyway, there's better buffers for that. Love tends to get embarrasing. Specially when unidirectional.
Leyan wisps: And Miyamoto Musashi beat samurai to pulp with a bokken.
Unite wisps: yeah,
Abhishek wisps: Or are you just trolling again?
Leyan wisps: They say skills pay the bills.
Malady wisps: what, like getting a dog Winswand?
Insanity wisps: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masamune#Legends_of_Masamune_and_Muramasa
Unite wisps: i already idea repped masamune
Kaiser wisps: I don't think dotanuki will be implemented either.
Unite wisps: havn't seen a idea reply back yet.
Abhishek wisps: Er, when did you rep it?
Leyan wisps: We got enough swords on this mud, what we need more of is Tank Girl!
Leyan wisps: Rarrh!
Winswand wisps: generally, after that intense, absurd and irrational drunkenness that is the first days/months/years of passion, other things remain. I wouldn't call them love, but hey, they make staying with a person interesting and worthwhile...
Unite wisps: last night
Eida wisps: ooh last night!
TShop wisps: hey leyan! Unmuffle tells!
Kaiser wisps: Then It should come any minute!
Winswand wisps: Not too fond of dogs myself though... I hate having servile creatures running around me...
Eida wisps: I couldn't even get an answer!
Malady wisps: that's called settling
Unite wisps: why?
Malady wisps: and being frightened
Malady wisps: feel the fear
Leyan wisps that he thanks TShop.
Winswand wisps: routine is generally to badly spoken of... I enjoy routine greatly
Keb wisps: We do keep all bug reports and idea reports in the system until they're either implemented or rejected. But it can take a long time for a decision to be made.
TShop wisps: t leyan hey there
Winswand wisps: that 'to' was a 'too', really...
Kaiser wisps: a bug repped 'time' a month ago and haven't had an answer.
Malady wisps: you're out of the race
TShop wisps: ack!
Keb wisps: They do all get looked at though.
Malady wisps: you crashed?
Beale wisps: I wonder if an evil version of Wan Bending Reed would be good.
Beale wisps: Well, 'evil'.
Kaiser wisps: or by definition bad?
Unite wisps: and i don't use sword soo
Unite wisps: i bet masamune would do about 9999 damage too
Unite wisps: in one hit1
Abhishek wisps: ...
Leyan wisps: ANd break damage limit, Yeah!
Desde wisps: I bet a million BILLION.
Robgea wisps: From a Katana? Hardly.
Abhishek wisps: Would it work on NPKs too? :P
Xuron wisps: OHKO
Kaiser wisps: WEll, that'll be the main reason they'll implement it.
Unite wisps: lol
Winswand wisps: I am quite skeptic of ideal love as such, though... so don't trust my rumblings too much...
Desde wisps: Or my old favorite, infinity plus one.
Kaiser wisps: is that like 9 sideways?
Malady wisps: my analyst is in a coma
Beale wisps: I bet it'll completely ignore any skills you have, or damage, and just call the death function.
Leyan wisps: If there was something I would like to get implemented it would be cloak and dagger or cloak and short sword fighting style.
Leyan wisps: But whenever I think of such things I remember that the mud is not real.
Winswand wisps: not the best of states to answer...
Malady wisps: or analyse
Leyan wisps: Also I'm not a huge fan of tormenting creators.
Gnillot wisps that she fluffs Leyan
Tique wisps: I am.
Kaiser wisps: If it were real dagger wouldn't even be a weapon rather than aid to unarmed.
Yawa wisps: cre on cre action doesn't count
Leyan wisps that he licks his lips.
Yawa wisps: there is not 'power' imbalance
Keb wisps: Do we get action figures?
Kaiser wisps: Don't you have Fluey already?
Keb wisps: (sold separately)
Leyan wisps that he hands Keb a piece of wood with two dots on.
Kaiser wisps: You can dress him and all.
Leyan wisps: The dots are supposed to be eyes, I didn't know how to make noses.
Tique wisps: putty
Keb wisps that she grins and puts a tissue-paper dress on it.
Unite wisps: i shall get my sword enchanted to level 10
Leyan wisps: Good for you!
Leyan wisps: We all need a goal in life wether it is getting your sword enchanted, growing a bit taller or even find out where the scientists keeps God locked up.
Schlemiehl wisps: How incredibly morbid.
Keb wisps: My immediate goal is to stop having a headache.
Gnillot wisps that she feeds Keb some paracetamols and aspirins
Leyan wisps: How curious, my goal is getting one.
Keb wisps: I used to want to enchant everything on the disc but I settled for trying for everyone instead.
Leyan wisps: And a splendid job you did too.
Keb wisps that she blushes.
Keb wisps: You guys are so fluffy it's hardly work.
Rotas wisps: you want to enchant everyone Keb?
Kaiser wisps: She's such an enchantress!
Keb wisps: I think doing it by calls would be cheating, don't you?
Leyan wisps: Hmm... is Air Force One worth watching just to hear Harrison Ford?
Rotas wisps that he mutters look into my eyes, not around the eyes, the eyes, look into my eyes. You're under.
Tique wisps: it's an easy fluff movie to watch
nnY wisps: airforce one was an awesome movie
Tique wisps: no it wasn't
Rotas wisps: now you'll all find Keb enchanting.
Tique wisps: but it's an easy fluff movie
Tique wisps: Keb is MINE.
Tique wisps that he clings to keb
Leyan wisps: Damn nnY you need to cut back on the phillies!
Keb wisps that she cuddles Tique.
Gnillot wisps: oi, not _entirely_ yours
Gnillot wisps that she hugs Keb
Acantha wisps: Share with me too please?
Keb wisps that she hugs Gnillot too. And Acantha.
Acantha wisps that she offers Keb a hug.
Kaiser wisps that he runs to collect some mushrooms so he can run to Tique's castle to saqve princess Keb.
Rotas wisps that he wonders if there's enough Keb to go around.
Keb wisps that she laughs.
Leyan wisps: Granted Harrison Ford is solidly sexy, even if you're a straight guy but to praise Air Force One like that you need to be stoned.
Leyan wisps that he calls for a vote of no confidence.
Keb wisps: I suspect there is. I'm not exactly tiny.
nnY wisps: good luck getting the votes
Eida wisps: Ford is old though.
Keb wisps: Now, if I could dance on the head of a pin, there mightn't be enough.
Eida wisps: Dry.
Eida wisps: Nay, parched!
Tique wisps: you can be my angel, keb
Leyan wisps: Well I reckon time haven't spared Chewie either.
Keb wisps that she needs to find some pins, actually.
Unite wisps: sp.we tm again
Keb wisps that she has a gown to sew.
Leyan wisps that he likes gowns.
Leyan wisps that he needs an aspestos gown or a tobacco jacket.
Keb wisps that she gets some tobacco leaves and starts sewing. "You're gonna look like Adam and Eve, though."
Tique wisps: both of them?
Keb wisps: Yep. In one outfit.
Gnillot wisps: that's one big jacket...
Leyan wisps: I am sure I am ehm ma.. wo... anyhoo whatever I wear looks good on me.
Leyan wisps: Especially jungle hats and khaki outfits.
Keb wisps that she scrawls FLAMABLE on the inside of the jacket.
Leyan wisps: They go great with my G&T ehm I mean handlebar moustache.
TShop wisps: all you need is a bullwhip and you can look like harrison ford!
TShop wisps: ps air force one was a good flick
Leyan wisps: Need to get a new fedora though, got a lot more hair than I used to.
Keb wisps: Tarzan is handsome, Tarzan is strong
Keb wisps: He's really cute and his hair is long
Rotas wisps: I thought love was only true in fairy tales
Rotas wisps: meant for someone else, but nor for me.
Leyan wisps: Meh all this gunfire inside a pressurised cabin just isn't real, what happend to Fords hairy sidekick?
Leyan wisps: You know that guy who sounded like it was 7 am all the time.
Azubi wisps: does anyone know where i can get a fluffy cloak please?
Unite wisps: drm
Unite wisps: drum
Eliza wisps: kill hrun front of drum
Unite wisps: hrun has it
nnY wisps: Heric whiteblade too
Azubi wisps: ok, thanks for your help
mishcatt wisps: Good eye, sniper
mishcatt wisps: I shoot, you run
mishcatt wisps: The words you scribbled on the walls
mishcatt wisps: the loss of friends you didn't have
mishcatt wisps: I called you and the time was right
mishcatt wisps: are you in, or are you out?
mishcatt wisps that he needs to get more C&C albums
Leyan wisps that he loves fungii.
Leyan wisps that he takes pleasure in smelling his cheese.
Kaea wisps: . . .
Seirou wisps: Corsican cheese?
Kaea wisps: Is that some sort of new slang?
Leyan wisps: I wouldn't know I haven't been outside in years other than the deli and the off licence.
Gnillot wisps: what kind of cheese?
Gnillot wisps: not gamle ole, i hope?
Leyan wisps: Brie, I had to the Roquefort away, it was just too delicious.
Gnillot wisps: awww
Gnillot wisps: although I've never actuallt tasted roquefort
Leyan wisps: 'tis the god amongst blue cheese.
Gnillot wisps that she prefer white-mould cheese, or possibly cheese that are both white and blue
Pharm wisps: Isn't that some strange Dutch cheese that gets you addicted to drugs, Gnillot?
Leyan wisps: Cheese is addictive in it self, that's why vegans can't live without dairy.
Gnillot wisps: I don't think so, Pharm, seeing as roquefort is one of the main blue cheeses used in restaurants for sauces
Keb wisps: I think my favorite is colby-jack. Which is probably very mundane.
Pharm wisps: And drug addiction is up too...!!!!
Leyan wisps: I was dreaming of Blue Stanstead earlier today.
Pharm wisps: Especially on the mud
Keb wisps: Though parmesean is awesome, too.
Leyan wisps: This brie is refreshingly mouldy though.
Keb wisps that she tends to put more cheese than sauce on her spaghetti...
Leyan wisps that he licks his lips.
Acantha wisps: Jarlsberg
Keb wisps: Just to clarify, though, aren't Vegans the ones that avoid -any- meat or dairy product?
Leyan wisps that he wiggles his hand doubtfully.
Acantha wisps: Yes.
Aikanaro wisps: And they have green blood.
Keb wisps: Vegetarians are the ones that eat eggs and cheese and all those yummy things.
Leyan wisps: Yep and most of them can't stick with it because of the awesome addicte properties of cheese.
Keb wisps that she does not have what it takes to be either.
Pharm wisps: No Keb, they're the ones that went mental and just haven't been diagnosed yet....
Gnillot wisps that she has to admit to mostly cooking vbegetarian nowadays but that's more to do with lazyness than an actual decision not to eat meat :p
Leyan wisps: I had meat today, it was kind of a downer.
Aikanaro wisps: I am never too lazy to eat meat.
Keb wisps: We're actually eating more meat, because my parents got told No Carbs by their doctors.
Leyan wisps: Oh yeah that's real bright.
Keb wisps: But Mom can't have dairy so I have to sneak it in on the side.
Gnillot wisps: I'm not too lazy to eat meat, just to cook it. and rather more importantly, keep enough clear space in the tiny fridge allocatin i have to be able to store it inbetween buying it and cooking it
Keb wisps: I think I'm dying of osteoperosis and scurvy or something :)
Leyan wisps: Are your parents suffering by some odd disease or do their doctor not have any basic knowledge about nutrition?
Pharm wisps: I'll send a wreath Keb
Aikanaro wisps: To be fair it is entirely possible to survive healthily on a meat-only diet.
Keb wisps: Mom's got a variety of things, including diabetes, and Dad just has the latter.
Aikanaro wisps: It's just really hard and not worth the effort.
Leyan wisps: Scurvy is a joke, eat a lemon once every fortnight to beat it.
Keb wisps that she was kidding about Scurvy but has been researching Francis Drake, so.
Keb wisps: I don't think osteoperosis is actually fatal, either.
Leyan wisps: Woo tell me something interesting about him, I know nearly nothing about him.
Rain wisps: never heard of it being so, just very painful, limiting
Keb wisps: Oooh, you asked for it now.
Julnar wisps: it isn't fatal in itself, but the fragile bones do pose serious risks
Pharm wisps: Damn I just tried to kill Gnillot's bat and couldn't
Gnillot wisps: pffft :p
Julnar wisps: for shame and other stuff
OnePlusSeven wisps that he mutters
Pharm wisps: It's just wrong when you can't kill a bat...:P
Leyan wisps: This lager is a shame to drink to this cheese.
Julnar wisps: you can, just not gnillot's
Leyan wisps that he beats himself up slightly, failing to get off on it he returns to his cheese.
Gnillot wisps: Tolling is speshul :D
Keb wisps: He was born about 1540, nobody knows for sure, they don't even know his mother's name, but she gave him lots of brothers and he was apparently the oldest. They weren't rich and he lived for a while in a moored boat as a child. Then he got apprenticed off to a sailor who took a liking to him and willed his ship to Drake when he died.
Pharm wisps: heh
Keb wisps: He loved kids but neither of his wives ever bore him any.
Pharm wisps: He loved the Spanish too, Keb...
Keb wisps: Oh, yes, the same way most people love the plague.
Pharm wisps: Off with his head...:P
Aikanaro wisps: When the plague came to town it was a joyous occasion for all the family.
Julnar wisps: I love the plague when it visits my enemies
Aikanaro wisps: Or am I thinking of the circus
Pharm wisps: There's a difference
Aikanaro wisps: The circus has evil clowns.
Aikanaro wisps: At least plague only kills you.
Leyan wisps: I know of another Francis, Richard Francis Burton, he was a most controversial guy, nicknamed Nigger Dick. An excellent linguist proficient in many languages but failed and learning chimpansee.
Julnar wisps: that's part of the charm of the circus
Leyan wisps: Also he had a stunning moustache.
Betta wisps: then you'd better goto the store and get more
Betta wisps: woops, misthings
Keb wisps: The most interesting story I found about him was regarding his second wife, Elizabeth Sydenham. There's apparently a meteorite or cannon ball (the sources disagreed and I haven't seen it for myself) in her family's house still today. She believed he sent it from the other side of the world to stop her marrying someone else.
Pharm wisps: w
Leyan wisps: Oh and he discovered Lake Victoria on an expedition with whatshisname Speka, but Speke who returned earlier took all the gloory and named it after the queen.
Aikanaro wisps: Good old Queen Lake.
Keb wisps: Anyway, I have supper to discover. So, yarr.
Leyan wisps: He also circumsized(sp?) himself in order to pass as a muslim on his pilgrimage to Mecca.
Pharm wisps: What a guy Leyan
Leyan wisps: My hero!
Leyan wisps that he needs a country estate were he can let his cheese go naturally mouldy in the cellar.
Leyan wisps that he is thinking goat.
Tique wisps: sounds like half my kitchen
OnePlusSeven wisps: I have Cake
Leyan wisps: Anyone know of a good beer to go with moderatly to strong flavoured cheese?
Tique wisps: Faustino VII
Gnillot wisps that she agrees with Tique
Leyan wisps: What kind is it?
Gnillot wisps: it's a Rioja wine :p
Leyan wisps: And Gnillot can I get it in Sweden or do I have to order it?
Leyan wisps: Ah...
Gnillot wisps: red wine, very tasty. And I'm drinking some just this minute :p
Leyan wisps: Faustino VIII eh?
Gnillot wisps: Faustino VII
Leyan wisps: Any particular vintage?
Gnillot wisps: this one is 2005 *shrug*
Leyan wisps: Merely asking to learn, tbh I drink too much to keep record of the good years.
Gnillot wisps: I tend to keep track of the vineyards I prefer rather than the vintage
cinnamon wisps: Faustino you can all over.
Leyan wisps: Well it tells you more for sure, but there are bad years and good years.
Gnillot wisps: true
Gnillot wisps: i haven't come across a really bad year yet though *touch wood*
Leyan wisps: And with global warming we'll soon grow wine all over Sweden, you can already study it at the university.

Wizards, Prime, UC 2024

Arukor wisps that he calls fluke TPA!
Running wisps: where can i get a jar of screaming mandrake roots and a beeswax candle?
Fulgoris wisps: you asked that yesterday
Fulgoris wisps: check sineds site
Running wisps: i did oh well no one answered
Arukor wisps: beam.to/sined - find the spells components page, lists places for just about all the components you will ever need.
Robgea wisps: Woot. Back to back Defensive and Offensive TMs. (Separated by a couple minutes)
Coffeebreak wisps: Gods, I hate you.
Robgea wisps that he sobs.
Arukor wisps: What's an offensive tm, I've forgotten.
Coffeebreak wisps: Something that Robgea is hoarding :/
Badgerhair wisps: It's what you get sometimes from SMR.
Robgea wisps: It's not my fault I'm young!
Coffeebreak wisps that he shakes his fist.
Badgerhair wisps: You probably also get them from JHSD.
Robgea wisps that he locks his Apex Room chest to make sure the TMs don't get out.
Coffeebreak wisps: They're in his room, get his key!
Robgea wisps: Eep!
Robgea wisps: You stay back! Or else... or else... I'll cast PFG! I can burn accountants with it! Sometimes... When I don't miscast...
Ephex wisps: Speaking of which, any young'uns fancy a stroll along the roads? Trying to TM pragi and wouldn't mind sharing TMs. = )
Ephex wisps: Right then, so far me and a black wizzie, anyone else care to join?
Robgea wisps: I would, but I'm about to get out of here.
Running wisps: how do you warm up?
Arukor wisps: Put more clothes on, or go inside somewhere warm.
Arukor wisps: Particularly a forge for quick heating.
Running wisps: can you die of the cold?
Arukor wisps: Yes.
Unwise wisps: easly
Basai wisps: i could port you somewhere you can test it
Arukor wisps: You can check your temperature, what the room you are is like, and what effect your clothing is having is with the 'temperature' command.
Basai wisps: i perfer "temp brief"
Basai wisps: It's incredibly, unbelievably cold here.
Badgerhair wisps: ma.po tm (363/354)!
Poncho wisps that he was just thinking about those
Dereck wisps: So, I am thinking of joining the Sages of the Unbroken Circle, advice for or against it?
Ephex wisps: Shadows rock!
Coffeebreak wisps: Yes: don't do it.
Dereck wisps: Why is that Coffeebreak
Ephex wisps: Cause Shadows rock!
Coffeebreak wisps: Well, because you will have to refresh to be able to join Lodgers, of course.
Dereck wisps: lol
Coffeebreak wisps: I think that says it all. ;)
Coffeebreak wisps: If you have a preference in primaries and order philosophy then go for it.
Ana wisps that she makes a half-hearted pitch for the Stars
Coffeebreak wisps: You have to live with the decision anyway and any last "join my order stuff" won't help you.
Dereck wisps: I want NES for one
Coffeebreak wisps: NES is easy to get.
Coffeebreak wisps: You don't need elemental primaries for that.
Ephex wisps: Spells should not limit your order choice as you can use any spell with any order, just a matter of primaries.
Dereck wisps: But what else are the primaries really good for other than getting you the spells you want?
Ephex wisps: Nothing. just a head start.
Coffeebreak wisps: It's just a way to save some xp.
Coffeebreak wisps: You'll have to increase you skills in so many non-primaries anyway.
Dereck wisps that he nods.
Coffeebreak wisps: If you have friends in an order you might consider joining them or go for a certain order philosophy.
Coffeebreak wisps: Getting xp is something you'll have to do anyway. :P
Dereck wisps: I don't so much have many wizarding friends as of yet.
Coffeebreak wisps: Fair enough.
Dereck wisps: I think I just haven't played enough.
Coffeebreak wisps: And we're not a social bunch. Important point. :P
Priscilla wisps: Whichever one you pick, whatever primaries you get, they are not going to go high enough for you to do what you want after you reach a certain level. :P
Coffeebreak wisps that he nods.
Dereck wisps: AHh, I see
Dereck wisps: Is there any way to see who all is in a certain order?
Priscilla wisps: Refer them.
Priscilla wisps: Actually, just looking at them will give you that info - you see what order they are from.
Ana wisps: If you do "who wizards" you can see which orders the online people belong to
Dereck wisps: Hmm I've narrowed it down to Lodgers or the Cricle
Dereck wisps: Ignore my spelling errors, my house's air conditioning isn't doing the trick and my fingers are numb.
Priscilla wisps: Wow! Points TM!
Priscilla wisps: I got a whole new point of GP!
Vortex wisps: valentine's imps!
Athin wisps: Yep. It appears Sek has a thing for me. I'm not sure if I should be worried . . .
Vortex wisps: I'm always worried when a god pays undue attention to me
Horror wisps: Think of the shivering ecstasy so much arms can give you
Vortex wisps: David Leatherman seems to like me
Vortex wisps: ... I wonder how much
Cripsi wisps: do we have an advancement place in Genua
Vortex wisps: I seem to recall an exit from l-space to there but I'm not sure there's an actual guild
Running wisps: where can i exchange my money?
Robgea wisps that he mutters baout missing the fact that his floater got knocked out of orbit.
Robgea wisps: *about
Running wisps: whats that guys name with the geocities web sight
Cripsi wisps: Sined?
Saaur wisps: sekiri
Cripsi wisps: Elanor?
Cripsi wisps: Sekiri?
Cripsi wisps: not sined
Cripsi wisps: my bad.
Running wisps: thanks!
Cripsi wisps: right, later guys, i'm locking myself out for two days so i can't get distracted from doing homework and coursework tommorow night when i'm babysitting or sunday night after work, then i'll be gone for 2-3 days after that to see a friend. see you all in about 5 days! :D
Cripsi wisps: i'd tell my order not to blow anything up, but then, the entire active part of the order is locking itself out :P
Arukor wisps: Just play/start an alt while locked out :p
Cripsi wisps: don't tell me that!
Quixira wisps: good luck with all that
Running wisps: is there a spell that will transport you to where ever you want?
Cripsi wisps: Running, you're a day and a half old and you don't know about JPCT?
Cripsi wisps: the answer is yes, Jogloran's Portal of Cheaper Travel
Running wisps: say uh....no
Running wisps: i mean with out the stone!!!
Arukor wisps: Pretty much. Though you need to use a pebble/ring that has has had a spell cast on it to remember the location.
Cripsi wisps: same spell.
Running wisps: i mean with out the blorpher thing!
Cripsi wisps: there's a tougher spell than ASB (AHSB) which allows you to make a ring into a stored location.
Arukor wisps: It has to be a blorped location.
Cripsi wisps: if you go to a nice wizard or to a playershop, they'll have a selection of them you can cast JPCT on.
Cripsi wisps: in fact, i'm sure if you pester our most recently appointed Senior nicely and promise never to wear one of my "Coffeebreak for Archchancellor" t-shirts, he might even make you a few if he has the time, he's nice like that.
Cripsi wisps: if not, there are PLENTY of wizard's who can make the basic locations for you.
Athin wisps: Hmm, anyone catch Vasp when he was online 4 days ago?
Running wisps: someone said that there was a pile of cobbles in the satire square
Running wisps: where are they
Grethar wisps: Oooh, free blorples =]
Running wisps: where are they
Hunchbunny wisps: On the far side, the East, like I said.
Hunchbunny wisps: Outside the emporium.
Running wisps: what does a newt bangle do?
Grethar wisps: what do you SPECIFICALLY need to carve up a corpse for eyes etc.? Is it only knives, or will dagger do, or even swords?
Badgerhair wisps: Why not experiment?
Coffeebreak wisps: Grab pointy stick, dig in skull.
Grethar wisps: Because I'm bankrupt. xD
Coffeebreak wisps: See what happens.
Athin wisps: Hmm, I wonder if a pickling stick would work . . .
Badgerhair wisps: Kill things which carry swords, knives and daggers and get them for free.
Athin wisps that he wanders off to find out.
Coffeebreak wisps: Come to the lounge and I'll give you some money.
Grethar wisps: I'm also horribly weak. =P
emrys wisps: only items of dagger weapon type work i believe
emrys wisps: apply for the wibble fund
Grethar wisps: Wow, a wizard gave a direct answer! How can you live with yourself? ;]
emrys wisps: I don't
emrys wisps: I am not alive
Grethar wisps: Thanks anyway, guys. =]
emrys wisps: gotta run, realized I don't have quarters
Athin wisps: A pickling stick is a mace type weapon? I'd always imagined them to be thin and pointed.
Badgerhair wisps: It's not a very good mace, though.
Gahers wisps: Emrys muds from an arcade game machine?
Poncho wisps: technically its no kind of weapon
Grethar wisps: What's the actual limit on godmothering? I've been overworking her until I can cast portals =]
Taffyd wisps: She'll tell you when Enough is Enough.
Grethar wisps: My, how dramatic.
Klypt wisps: fire TM =D
Nirilil wisps: nice :d
Nirilil wisps: anyone know how much calligraphy i need to write on rings?
Horror wisps: Depends, how good you want to write
Nirilil wisps: so its legable
Nirilil wisps: or however you spell it....so i can read it...
Horror wisps: I succeed with 10 in calligraphy
Nirilil wisps: wow...does it come out right?
Nirilil wisps: and its cr.ar.cal i need right?
Nirilil wisps that he grumbles about having swollen glands in his neck
Horror wisps: You need 250+ bonus or so to caligraph elegantly
Nirilil wisps: what does yours say when you do it?
Horror wisps: Crudely or so... I dont have a engraving at hand
Nirilil wisps: ah ok...you get some form of kit from the emporium right?
Horror wisps: You need a pen and to remove you need a file... I got mine from Bes Pelargic somewhere
Nirilil wisps: an ordinary pen? ie: the one i use to scribe?
Horror wisps: No!
Horror wisps: Ah, its an steel graving tool
Horror wisps: and to remove engravings, "a steel polishing file"
Nirilil wisps: awesome, thanks man :D
Horror wisps: Last time i looked i wasn't a man, but my pleasure nonetheless ;)
Nirilil wisps: now any idea how to make my throat glands feel any better?
Horror wisps: More boose!
Horror wisps: If it doesn't help at least you're drunken
Nirilil wisps that he was referring to man as in person not as in gender
Horror wisps: But, more seriously ice cream always does wonders!
Nirilil wisps: ice cream would be wonderful if it didn't feel like -4 in my house
Klypt wisps: heater?
Nirilil wisps: fire is on, heating is on
Klypt wisps that he ponders.
Klypt wisps: pragis!
Nirilil wisps: lol, well im wearing 2 sets of trousers, 2 jumpers and a beanie
Nirilil wisps: thinking about dragging my duvet down here too
Klypt wisps: do it! :P
Horror wisps: Where are you, Siberia?
Nirilil wisps: nah, uk
Nirilil wisps: but its been soooo cold here
Nirilil wisps: but hmmm..free flowing material near a fire...
Nirilil wisps: i really could have a real life pragi
Horror wisps: Woooosh!
Nirilil wisps that he doesn't fancy the idea of going up in flames tbh
Klypt wisps: dont be such a baby!
Nirilil wisps that he D lol im gonna get it me thinks and be warm
Grethar wisps: If I fail Amazing Silicate Blorpler, is the pebble destroyed? I need to know before I bankrput myself by buying a pebble =]
Poncho wisps: buy a rock, blorple it, then chip off pebbles with a hammer
Hunchbunny wisps: I think it just says you ought to find a larger rock, if it you don't have the skills.
Poncho wisps: the blorping bit doesnt destroy it... if i remember rightly
Grethar wisps: Thanks =]
Poncho wisps: but pebbles are consumed pretty rapidly.
Nirilil wisps: pebbles are consumed in one cast arent they?
Grethar wisps: If I smash a BIG blorpled rock, are the fragments identically blorpled?
Horror wisps: Not always, but i wouldn't count on it
Grethar wisps: And the difficulty escalates with size of rock? Thanks.
Nirilil wisps: grethar..want me to make you some gold ring blorps instead?
Grethar wisps: I was just curious. Thanks anyway. xD
Nirilil wisps that he would be happy to make a few ones that would be used regularly if he wants
Ptorquemada wisps: I'm having trouble entering a certain place because of my lack of arcane knowledge
Ptorquemada wisps: Can someone give me a hint whether this is based on skills or something else?
Krylin wisps: certain places? in the university?
Ptorquemada wisps: Bes Pelargic, actually
Krylin wisps: which place are you trying to enter?
Badgerhair wisps: It's skill-checked, but I've never quite worked out what.
Ptorquemada wisps: It's... well... a crate.
Krylin wisps: hrm, I didn't know there was something like that, where abouts is it? I'm bored and it sounds like something to do :)
Ptorquemada wisps: It's down from the BP gym
Cripsi wisps: i've not been to the crate for ages, wander if i can get in yet...
Cilandros wisps: yay! guildmaxxed ma.po by tm
Krylin wisps: hrm I got in the create, but the second time I tried to enter it stopped me
Ptorquemada wisps: You're in it. Must be a bug.
Krylin wisps: no no, I mean the skill check stopped me the second time :)
Krylin wisps: third time was fine
Nirilil wisps: heya krylin
Krylin wisps: sup Nir :)
Cripsi wisps: sorry mate, 2 on 1 this time round.
Cripsi wisps: mis
Nirilil wisps: what sup krylin? skill check what? :S
Krylin wisps: fitting into a crate :P
Krylin wisps: except it's not a crate.. it's somebodies house :P
Nirilil wisps: what? :S
Nirilil wisps: fitting what? :S
Krylin wisps: haha, dont worry :P
Nirilil wisps: awww..i wanna know!:
Krylin wisps: get upto much last night nir?
Nirilil wisps: i was on for about 50 mins
Krylin wisps: wow... a whole 50?
Nirilil wisps: yeah lol...i felt ill so idled out while falling to sleep on couch
Krylin wisps: haha I was playing DW, passed out and woke up in bed :P
Nirilil wisps: really? :S woah...werent you in a group?
Krylin wisps: yeah haha
Nirilil wisps: leading right?
Krylin wisps: no no
Krylin wisps: dont know if I should go out again tonight, got a cracking headache from last :(
Xisoned wisps: Are women involved :P
Nirilil wisps: yeah go out!
Krylin wisps: mmm none coming out with us I don't think, but if we do go out then hell yeah but the women down 'ere are pretty horrible :/
Krylin wisps: northern birds for the win!
Nirilil wisps that he ( mines southern
Aithne wisps: Why would you want to go out when you can be here instead?
Nirilil wisps: woah aithne...typical dw addict answer lol
Xisoned wisps: Seriously retract that statement.
Krylin wisps: might have to plug yourself into DW to sustain your hit :P
Krylin wisps that he laughs
Krylin wisps that he isn't retracting anyfin'!
Xisoned wisps: You cannot in any way compare the wonders of the female body to scrolling text, no comparison.
Aithne wisps: Its the thrill of being a wizard I think
Krylin wisps: what ARE you talking about Xisoned :P
Nirilil wisps: xis is referring to aithne comment
Xisoned wisps: Trying to save aithne from forever surfing cat porn.
Nirilil wisps: lol..cat porn is amazing
Krylin wisps: ...
Xisoned wisps: lol
Krylin wisps: I knew only weirdos played this game, but thats just too far! :o
Fulgoris wisps: anyone have the chain spell on them?
Alatar wisps: chain spell?
Fulgoris wisps: nvm
Robgea wisps: FFOD?
Alatar wisps: what chain spell?
Robgea wisps: Are there any vegetable stores in KLK besides the stall in the bazaar?
Robgea wisps: In deference to Coffeebreak's seniority: Are there any vegetable stores in the Klatchian City besides the stall in the Bazaar?
Lucia wisps: where is the cheepest place to geta blorp?
Tempus wisps: Me, I will blorp for free
Lucia wisps: cool
Cripsi wisps: oh, i have 7 of those 8 rings Tempus :P
Tempus wisps: Did you read the mudmail?
Cripsi wisps: yer, but i can't remember what it said.
Tempus wisps: That's drinking for you.
Cripsi wisps: not had a drink in weeks.
Tempus wisps: Perhaps that's what's missing :)
Winswand wisps: misc tm!
Winswand wisps: anybody got fci on their heads?
Poncho wisps: me
Poncho wisps: of course.
Winswand wisps: ok... I'll visit thee in a moment...
Robgea wisps: Roight. I just found a card with "Season Pass" written on it in a brown shirt I just bought from the General Store. Anyone know what that is?
Tempus wisps: It is a pass, that is valid for the whole season.
Robgea wisps: Ah! But a pass to what?
Robgea wisps: And which season?
Nuit wisps that she mutters about winter and colds
Coffeebreak wisps: Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow..
Winswand wisps: oh... well coated, Lady, thou shouldst get no colds, and run from the foul effects of weather...
Nuit wisps: Yay for Serakyo and his magic rain.
Winswand wisps: not fowl effects, though...
Nuit wisps: So work was AWESOME today. I got to start a new leather carving series. :D
Winswand wisps: leather carving series?
Nuit wisps: I'm doing the major arcana of the thoth deck.
Nuit wisps that she nods. Carving and tooling and dying the leather to reproduce the art as best as I'm able.
Winswand wisps: interesting...
Winswand wisps: I liked a lot a french deck I had seen once... Tarot de la Rh
Winswand wisps: Rea, or Rhea
Nuit wisps: I'm not familiar with that.
Winswand wisps: stylized and abstract representations of the arcanes, with golden and silver masks on their faces
Nuit wisps: The crowley deck has fantastic art though. I did the star today and I think I'll do the fool next week.. or death.
Nuit wisps that she likes the death card
Winswand wisps: Aleister Crowley's is also nice looking, yes
Winswand wisps: very Fin de Siecle...
Nuit wisps: I didn't think that I would be able to do it because of the detail.
Nuit wisps: But it really does just look fantastic. I'm surprised.
Winswand wisps: http://www.aeclectic.net/tarot/cards/tarot-de-la-rea/
Winswand wisps: I'd need a good pack myself... the frugality of the Marseilles deck is a bit dissapointing...
Nuit wisps: Wow... my computer needs help.
Nuit wisps that she blames chloe. It took me that long to look at the link and click back. :(
Grethar wisps: If it can't run this MUD, you might want to consider buying a computer that was made in this decade. =P
Nuit wisps: It is rather small.
Nuit wisps: The golden dawn deck is amusingly misleading.. rather annoying though.
Nuit wisps: My computer is only 2 years old. :(
Grethar wisps: My magic is just good enough to annoy other people with, but not good enough to go kill monsters with. Bewaare! =D
Winswand wisps: I find the Golden Dawn too british-masonic for my taste...
Nuit wisps: Yeah the british masons are a little goofy. :P
Kirk wisps: You sound like a force to be reckoned with, Grethar. :D
Nuit wisps: They're so watered down and I'm pretty sure none of them know what anything they're doing means anymore.
Winswand wisps: what the....?
Winswand wisps: a troupe of showgirls??
Winswand wisps: where am I?
Grethar wisps: o_O
Nuit wisps: Casino?
Winswand wisps: cabaret..
Winswand wisps: yep... casino
Winswand wisps: never had seen those scantily-clad ladies before, though...
Winswand wisps that he sweats
Grethar wisps: Resist! Think of the magic!
Vygotsk wisps: aloha
Nirilil wisps: ola
Badgerhair wisps: g'day
Nirilil wisps: wierd..when did bodyguards get so weak? :S
Nirilil wisps: the ones in bp
Ptorquemada wisps: Hmm.
Ptorquemada wisps: Anyone lose a container to an NPC thief lately?
Nirilil wisps: npc thieves cant take containers cant they? :S
Ptorquemada wisps: It's got some wizzish-looking stuff in it; lots of jewelry, chalk, sap, varnish fishes...
Deosphic wisps: Ilik stole a bottle with tea from me once, if that counts as a container
Jacob wisps: they can pick it up from the ground
Ptorquemada wisps: I'm guessing this was a picked-up-from-the-ground thing
Nirilil wisps: is it a hessian sack? cause thats the only thing ive lost
Ptorquemada wisps: Ding ding ding
Ptorquemada wisps: Nirilil, I've got your sack
Nirilil wisps: oh wow...thanks lol
Nirilil wisps: where did i fumble it?
Nirilil wisps: logs had scrolled too far to read :(
Ptorquemada wisps: Well, I killed the thief in the little general shop on Elm
Nirilil wisps: nearest ive been to there is merchants guild...but anyway thank you..where can i meet you?
Grethar wisps: Have you got any suggestions of a sensible spell to aim for after I've got about 15 levels in magic? Being useful is not a problem. =P
Lucia wisps: light
Badgerhair wisps: Anything in the gym tome
Jacob wisps: the lance spell might be useful at that level
Grethar wisps: I can do most of the gym tome spells... I was wondering what to do afterwards.
Hunchbunny wisps: Check out the spellcheck project at http://spc.darkmud.co.uk/. It has info on what spells you could manage, and which ones need components.
Kirk wisps: Malich's Penetrating Ocular Lance?
Grethar wisps: Lance? Useful? Bahahaha!
Jacob wisps: well, useful in the sense that you can cast it and get tms from it
Kirk wisps: 15 levels of magic isn't really enough to learn anything useful. If you're looking to get powerful fast, this isn't the guild. :p
Hunchbunny wisps: But you can look at what might be useful in the slightly longer run, like TPA or KOF.
Nirilil wisps: ack..i asked this yesterday but fell asleep....but what do i need to engrave on jewellery using the calligraphy skill?
Jacob wisps: an engraving tool from the samurai dojo shop
Nirilil wisps: thanks man :d
Lucia wisps: anyone know where chuckunford is?
Morganon wisps: Is that a person or a place?
Nirilil wisps: npc?
Lucia wisps: place
Badgerhair wisps: Some distance south of the Hublandish Barbarians Winter CCamp
Badgerhair wisps: I was fairly near there just now
Lucia wisps: ohhh so you are the culprit
Badgerhair wisps: You misportalled there?
Lucia wisps: yeah lol
Badgerhair wisps: Yes, it's pretty remote.
Lucia wisps: slightly north of it
Nirilil wisps: whats near chunkunford? :S
Badgerhair wisps: Hedge wizards, hublandish barbarians, and highwaymen. Nice easy xp and replenishment of ash and candles.
Nirilil wisps: oo..that is nice :D
Lucia wisps: trees
Lucia wisps: a sea
Lucia wisps: some plains
Nirilil wisps: hedge wizards are fun to fight :D
Grethar wisps: Does Lance actually do any damage to things other than rats? I've just cast it like twenty times on a small dog...
Badgerhair wisps: I've used it to kill troll bodyguards. You're just not very good at it.
Poncho wisps: do their backpacks explode Nirilil?
Deosphic wisps: Yeah, it does a tiny amount of damage
Hunchbunny wisps: Well, it compares wisdom/intelligence or something... maybe you're not clever enough ^^
Grethar wisps: does it increase with Channeling skill?
Badgerhair wisps: Probably.
Nirilil wisps: nah hedge wizards packs dont explode
Grethar wisps: Ah well. Outclassed by a dog. :)
Kirk wisps: We've all been there, my friend.
Badgerhair wisps: I have an alias "wizdie" for killing hedges.
Nirilil wisps: what does it do?
Lucia wisps: i killed accountants with lance
Fulgoris wisps that he hazards a guess that it kills hedgies
Badgerhair wisps: REAP wizard, pu him, cpfg, kof him
Lucia wisps: took forever though
Badgerhair wisps: the pu being pursue, because sometimes they wander off.
Deosphic wisps: What effect does REAP have?
Badgerhair wisps: It distracts them. They cast things like WMS and FTF rather than retailiate or fight.
Deosphic wisps: Ah cool
Deosphic wisps: Works only on casters?
Badgerhair wisps: works on priests, witches, and wizards
Fulgoris wisps: or attack your lite?
Badgerhair wisps: Very difficult spell, though.
Grethar wisps: Just cast my first Atmospheric Inscription Wonder... any suggestions for messages? =]
Deosphic wisps: Surrender Dorothy?
Fulgoris wisps: oooo good
Kirk wisps: ne
Lucia wisps: is everybody lagging or is it me?
Grethar wisps: Same here
Deosphic wisps: It's the backup
Badgerhair wisps: Backup time
Lucia wisps: backup?
Deosphic wisps: Bad time to start a Pragi in KLK
Deosphic wisps: 8 pm eastern every day
Lucia wisps: what are they backing up?
Grethar wisps: Are rabbits rodents? I want to explode a bunny, dammit!
Jacob wisps: rabbits aren't, but I think chipmunks are rodents
Grethar wisps: Oooh, sounds fun.
Grethar wisps: And two screens later, I run into a chipmunk...
Grethar wisps: Nah. =/
Traven wisps: Where can I get carrots besides Tarnach's? Which has failed me for the first time ever.
Coffeebreak wisps: Fruit/veg shops.
Coffeebreak wisps: Gather them in gardens.
Traven wisps: That will take a while.. Which gardens can I get them from?
Coffeebreak wisps: Scrogden, Temple of Small Gods, maybe you'll find other gardens on your own?
Running wisps: what book is JPoCT in?
Grethar wisps: Introduction to thee multyverse.
Traven wisps: Temple of small gods? .. Could you tell me how many carrots you can pick at any one time?
Badgerhair wisps: If I can't scribe on a small piece of paper, it's because my ma.it.sc is too low, right?
Coffeebreak wisps: No.
Coffeebreak wisps: Think so, Badgerhair.
Badgerhair wisps: Hmm. Has anyone managed to scribe on any size of cigarette paper yet?
Coffeebreak wisps: Not that I heard of.
Kari wisps: Ecthelion can scribe ffm on large cigarette paper one time in 5.
Badgerhair wisps: Right. Someone has managed to scribe a TIG illusion on a small cigarette paper, though of course it could be an old scroll from before the change. I know this because I found the paper lying around.
Grethar wisps: Um, I just miscast a jpoct... what's the maximum range it can be inaccurate by?
Grethar wisps: I'm in somewhere with... cubicles.
Elauna wisps: Maximum range... "everywhere".
Nuit wisps: There is no maximum range.. it can just be inaccurate.
Nuit wisps: You're in the drum's bathrooms.
Grethar wisps: Ah, it's okay, I found the street. *looks at map*
Poncho wisps: it misports actually go to a random player
Nuit wisps that she wouldn't hang out there too long O.o
Coffeebreak wisps: Nah, near Speedwell.
Nuit wisps: ahh
Xorphitus wisps: you could as well end up near a witch flying on her broomstick... and then going down the long way to the ground
Nuit wisps: Love air doors and groups of pks..
Coffeebreak wisps that he chuckles.
Xorphitus wisps: look enter door is your friend
Nuit wisps: I got chim,nabs,pite and someone else down to 1hp at the drum a while back.
Nuit wisps: Nobody had the balls to attack. :P
Grethar wisps: Yeah, I was experimenting with look. Couldn't work out the syntax.
Xorphitus wisps: look works with almost every exit. just take look and put the name of the exit after it
Grethar wisps: I'm halfway across the city... it could have been worse. On hindsight, I shouldn't have cast it with 'you are very likely to fail' in every skill. :)
Nuit wisps: haha :P
Winswand wisps: hey
Winswand wisps: what happened?
Grethar wisps: The jpoct sent me to Speedwell Street rather than Quarry Lane.
Winswand wisps: bah
Winswand wisps: that's nothing!
Winswand wisps: from the wording, I thought you had died in an interesting way
Grethar wisps: As I said: Could have been worse. Could have been ten miles up in the air.
Winswand wisps: from a spell
Grethar wisps: Nah, but you can keep your fingers crossed. :)
Winswand wisps: yes... I once entered into a portal of 'ten miles on air'
Nuit wisps: I need to change my skype name..
Nuit wisps: Damn freaky french people. The "purchase stuff" command makes an npc turn up that you can then buy equipment for your commercial property off.
Nuit wisps that she looks for an alternative to 'Mistress_Nuit'
Coffeebreak wisps: Dominatrix_Nuit?
Nuit wisps: heh yeah that'll solve random french people trying to call me.
Coffeebreak wisps: Well.. maybe. :P
Winswand wisps: um... you don't know the French as I do... xD
Nuit wisps: They don't seem very happy when I speak english.
Winswand wisps: rather, the contrary...
Nuit wisps: I know winswand. I can't convey sarcasm with text apparently.
Nuit wisps that she fails
Winswand wisps: there must be some common typing sign for sarcasm. Another for irony...
Winswand wisps: what are we to do without body language...
Winswand wisps: and intonation!
Wakka wisps: will anybody scribe me the blorp spell please?.....i'm at the guild in am
Nuit wisps: Do you have paper/pen?
Coffeebreak wisps: AHSB or the cobble version?
Wakka wisps: aye both
Nuit wisps: Oh right, I don't have the cobble version.
Wakka wisps: ahsb
Nuit wisps that she nods
Nuit wisps: Omw
Coffeebreak wisps: May I ask what's your chanting bonus is?
Wakka wisps: mine?
Coffeebreak wisps: Yep.
Badgerhair wisps: Yours.
Wakka wisps: atm 54 174
Coffeebreak wisps: When you cast the spell may I watch please? :)
Winswand wisps: ummm... don't think you'll be able to make much use of AHSB...
Coffeebreak wisps that he grabs some popcorn and a drink for that.
Badgerhair wisps: Me too. I like watching young wizards dying.
Winswand wisps: unless 'much use' means bursting into many bloody pieces
Coffeebreak wisps that he slips Badgerhair a packet of popcorn.
Running wisps: where is elm street?
Nuit wisps that she just told you :(
Poncho wisps: west AM
Coffeebreak wisps: Nuit is so nice.
Running wisps: o sry everyone was yelling at the same time so i dint se it
Poncho wisps: lol
Coffeebreak wisps that he wipes a tear away.
Poncho wisps: 'yelling'
Wakka wisps: who said it was fot this moment in time?.....want it for when i hit the 200 mark so i can read it straight away
Badgerhair wisps: Wehn you get to 200 and start casting, can we still come and watch you die?
Coffeebreak wisps that he beams.
Nuit wisps: hehe it does take quite a bit.
Poncho wisps that he teaches in the student lounge
Grethar wisps: I give up. Before I waste a fortune on tools, can someone tell me which particular hammer I need to use to smash rocks? ><
Coffeebreak wisps: How many hammers did you try?
Grethar wisps: 'Fortune' is a relative term.
Nuit wisps: Any hammer should work, I would think.
Coffeebreak wisps that he nods.
Grethar wisps: Sledgehammers are 'not appropriate for the job', apparently.
Coffeebreak wisps: So what's there to give up?
Coffeebreak wisps: Bit of overkill. :P
Nuit wisps: There's a small hammer for sale on ettercap On the south side of the city. A bit west from short.
Grethar wisps: I'm there now. I was reluctant to spend ten dollars on a possibly-useless hammer.
Grethar wisps: Thanks anyway, I'll give that a try.
Badgerhair wisps: The small hammer is a very useful object.
Nuit wisps: It's quite a bit lighter.
Grethar wisps: Not appropriate. How odd.
Nuit wisps: Considering that you're just crushing pebbles.. I mean, I can't really picture what would happen if you tried to do that with a sledge hammer.
Winswand wisps: well, not really. Put it this way... would you try to kill a fly with a cannon?
Coffeebreak wisps that he can.
Grethar wisps: TEN POUND pebbles. =D
Coffeebreak wisps that he sniggers.
Nuit wisps: The last guy that claimed that was a large disappontment. :/
Grethar wisps: *sigh*... I see what you mean about overkill. I was using 'smash' rather than 'chip'. -_-
Nuit wisps: hehe
Grethar wisps: Erm... is it possible for jpoct to be fatal? And if anyone says 'experiment', I will not be happy.
Grethar wisps: Now counting burning doors.
Grethar wisps: Not*
Badgerhair wisps: No.
Elauna wisps: Well, you always have rumbling doors too. And dangerous misportals.
Dolk wisps: I suppose you can end up in a not-very-nice place.
Elauna wisps: But it can't actually kill you unless you walk into it.
Grethar wisps: But nothing that's unavoidable with due caution?
Grethar wisps: Thanks! :)
Badgerhair wisps: Casting it is never fatal. What happens if you try and enter the door can be.
Running wisps: where is holywood in the game?
JCDenton wisps: Is holywood even in the game?
Badgerhair wisps: I have a blorp there, so yes.
Running wisps: i have a ring that goes there
Running wisps: well where is it though?
JCDenton wisps: I have a dim memory of it but I can't remember ever actually going there
Dolk wisps: Holy Wood is just north of AM.
Running wisps: ok thanks
Running wisps: where can i get a large satchel?
Badgerhair wisps: teaching in the lounge
Ragnel wisps: Everyone! Please join me in welcoming Smelba to the Unseen University.
JCDenton wisps: Allo Smelba!
Grethar wisps: Well done for finding it out. :)
Eliza wisps: eeeeeeej
Cripsi wisps: misc tm!
Winswand wisps: The scrawny labourer whistles at you.
Winswand wisps: The scrawny labourer slaps you on the backside.
Winswand wisps: what kind of a city is this?
Estoufee wisps: That's my home town baby ;p
Fewyn wisps: The fire vaporises twelve rats and Rattigan.
Fewyn wisps: So satisfying
Winswand wisps: no doubt
Winswand wisps: yet if you'd vaporised twelfe medina thugs and boss
Winswand wisps: THAT would be even more gratifying
Saaur wisps: and would see us get a downgrape :)
Winswand wisps: true...
Cripsi wisps: heheh, you should see my refer.
Cripsi wisps: it only gets replaced when i get a better one, so probably if i fluke out in the medina.
Winswand wisps: I had a fluke, once. In the rat hole. Just one casting of EHA. All dead. Couldn't believe it...
Cripsi wisps: that was my refer before grflx :P
Winswand wisps: up to then, I thought flukes were only legends thrown about by evil oldies to annoy the others...
Cripsi wisps: nope. what i want is a fluke TPA.
Cripsi wisps: i still remember when Sined had one.
Winswand wisps: what happened? A week with a super-shield on?
Cripsi wisps: i was the poor assassin trying to inhume him :P
Cripsi wisps: just a TPA you couldn't touch.
Winswand wisps: ummm...
Winswand wisps that he drools
Cripsi wisps: inhume is stopped by TPA, and none of the assassins could come close.
Estoufee wisps: I had a fluke TPA in CTF once - was like driving a tank
Cripsi wisps: what would be awesome would be a fluke TPA before a PKL match.
Cripsi wisps: coupled with a GRG (if possibly, fluked again) and finished off with an EFF that doesn't seem to want to come down.
Cripsi wisps: and a fluke MVS.
Cripsi wisps: so not much needed really :P
Estoufee wisps: so, you don't want much then ;p
Winswand wisps: good to be modest. You achieve your aims.
Fewyn wisps: You are covered from head to toe.
Fewyn wisps: I completely forgot i was wearing a full set of armor until now
Winswand wisps: wizard wiz armour?
Cripsi wisps: i am fairly actually. like at the moment i just want 350 levels in dagger, dodge and healing and 300 in all primaries before 50 days old.
Fewyn wisps: darkened klatchian leather armor
Fewyn wisps: vambraces, bevor, boots, gloves, breastplate, helmet and greaves
Traven wisps: By healing, Cripsi, do you mean ma.me.ph.he?
Cripsi wisps: almost maxed summoning, then it's just 6 primaries and 150 levels in 3 non primary skills.
Cripsi wisps: yer.
Winswand wisps: doesn't it weigh you down?
Fewyn wisps: Not really, but I am carrying a lot of ash and eyes atm
Fewyn wisps: You are unburdened (34%) and quite comfortable.
Fewyn wisps: I do also have 16 str
Winswand wisps: oh. As soon as I get large metal, I'll spend some xp in healing too
Winswand wisps: ummm... most annoying that CON, not STR, should influence in elementals and defensive...
Winswand wisps: I wouldn't mind otherwise having 8 con and very few hps...
Nirilil wisps: fluke tpas come often actually...
Nirilil wisps: ive had about 5 in the past 10 DW days
Estoufee wisps: I haven't had one for 6 months
Winswand wisps: well, how do you define a 'fluke' tpa? not an 'unbreakable' one...
Nirilil wisps: i gave one to panzy the other day
Krylin wisps: that was my TPA :P
Nirilil wisps: one that wont break with backstabs from dane, insanity etc
Winswand wisps: ok
Krylin wisps that he sniggers
Nirilil wisps: because the one i gave panzy had backstabs from ubers...hes got the log
Krylin wisps: but yeah, Acrin went through around 30 rounds of combat and it didn't change colour
Nirilil wisps: lol...was acrin hitting each time but the tpa stopped it all?
Krylin wisps: almost everytime and yeah
Nirilil wisps: wish i did the fluke tpa on myself
Krylin wisps: t nir how long? :)
Krylin wisps: mischat :)
Poncho wisps that he teaches in the student lounge
Grethar wisps: Is there anything useful and/or deadly in the UU cellars? I thought I'd better check before I get eaten by a demon.
Ashnod wisps: Where's your sense of adventure?
Cripsi wisps: it's where we're keeping Coffeebreak. his finger info -says- he's deleting, but we're actually just starving him down there. don't get too close, he's a bit peckish.
Poncho wisps: someone killed Hobliet...
Poncho wisps: thats just wrong
Poncho wisps that he is teaching in the student lounge
Fulgoris wisps: teaching AND spaming
Badgerhair wisps: Indeed. The spamfulness is terrific.
Grethar wisps: Do TMs have diminishing returns on repeated spellcasts?
JCDenton wisps: No just on increasing levels =)
Badgerhair wisps: Yes, roughly speaking.
Ashnod wisps: The question is: can you idle and just trigger cast alot? No, you can't :)
Grethar wisps: Damn! :P
Poncho wisps that he chuckles
Grethar wisps: So I cast about five Vocaliser spells on my hat for nothing?
Grethar wisps: It's mooing every few seconds.
Poncho wisps: you get xp, and the possiblity of a TM
Cripsi wisps: it's mooing?
Grethar wisps: I had to give it SOMETHING to say. :)
Ashnod wisps: And mooo was the best you came up with? Is the hat at least made out of leather?
Badgerhair wisps: You will also note that you get less xp for each cast if you keep casting the same spell. Variety is the spivce of ife, gets you more xp, and makes you more likely to tm.
Grethar wisps: I see. Thanks for answering my question so... thoroughly. :)
Badgerhair wisps: *spice of life
Cripsi wisps: you should make it go neigh or oink every now and then, just to confuse people.
Ashnod wisps: Or perhaps alot of "kill them all" "they all hate you" "death will release them" and such things so you'll slowly descend into madness
Grethar wisps: Hmm... I might make my underwear hum.
Grethar wisps: That would be fun.
Ashnod wisps: how long does the spell last?
Grethar wisps: Depends on skills.
Grethar wisps: I think it just ran out, thank god.
Sqrt wisps: Hm. I have my satchel identified as component pouch and in it I have a shield+ash, TPA has worked fine until now. I just switched to a lighter shield and now I'm getting "Some fine grey ash resists being so discarded so casually" when trying to cast. Any ideas why?
Poncho wisps: 'unkeep ash'
Grethar wisps: I thought it was possible to mark things as 'not-usable'? Have you done that by accident?
Alzair wisps: I've been thinking of getting YEE
Sqrt wisps: Of course! thanks Poncho
Anqet wisps: What most determine PFG's damage? Fire?
Anqet wisps: *determines
Anton wisps: offensive bonus and possibly some methods
Poncho wisps: ma.sp.of is how much damage you can do
Poncho wisps: fire helps keep it more consistant
Poncho wisps: but PFG will forever jump about a wide scale
Anqet wisps: Alright, thanks. :)
Alatar wisps: does fire work on ice giants?
Cripsi wisps: Exalted Il Templare, Old Man Spanka, Sly Mugsie Muggerz, AsiLor and three Triad thugs are fighting here.
Cripsi wisps: sorry, did i say three? that was left overs from the FOURTEEN in one room.
Cripsi wisps: i want pragi in the medina.
Cripsi wisps: sobs
Badgerhair wisps: I came across 14 little old ladies earlier. 10 of them went to the 1st PFG.
Cripsi wisps: don't rub it in.
Robgea wisps: That's what she said.
Keir wisps: the verb for a broom is sweep right?
Badgerhair wisps: Or eat
Fulgoris wisps: syntax sweep, yes
Ashnod wisps: It could be "brooom, brooom, broooooooom! car goes fast"
Keir wisps: ok thanks
Badgerhair wisps: or bash
Fulgoris wisps: first post max ma.sp.mi tm woohoo!
Ashnod wisps: Check your covert.hide.inciminating.evidence for broom skill
Keir wisps: that explains it my co hi in ev is low
Ashnod wisps: non-existent, I'd say
Keir wisps: nearly
Keir wisps that he grin
Ashnod wisps: Got some TMs from hiding evidence, eh? Good man!
Fulgoris wisps: which shop has the mirrored timepieces?
Vott wisps: One of the stalls in Djelibeybi.
Fulgoris wisps: thought it was bp
Ashnod wisps: Some playershops too...
Ashnod wisps: Think the one on filigree has one
Alzair wisps: I just use a map, easy.
Alzair wisps: Whoops
Nuit wisps that she prefers using her compact for ffm
Ashnod wisps: Well, which one weighs more? Can both be worn?
Nuit wisps: The compact cannot be worn and so not blorped.
Anton wisps: but I have a compact anyway.
Anton wisps: And I don't care about telling the time
Nuit wisps: But most people like using compacts and it's easy enough to stick in a utility belt/pouch.
Nuit wisps that she doesn't typically care about telling the time either
Ashnod wisps: Maybe timepiece isn't blorpable after all :)
Tefat wisps: how do i tell what a spell does?
Winswand wisps: ?
Hunchbunny wisps: If you type "help x" where x is the spell name, it'll give you some hints.
Tefat wisps: okay
Winswand wisps: oh... take a look at Sekiri's page, or Spellcheck Project, or my own...
Vott wisps: Sined's web site has some good information, advice and nicknames for spells.
Poncho wisps that he is teaching in the student lounge
Morituri wisps: Speaking of Sined, what happened to him?
Poncho wisps: ascended
Poncho wisps: higher GL than Buddag
Poncho wisps: Buddha*
Tefat wisps: it doesnt work with the remember thing... it just says "see "Syntax remember" for the input patterns" :(
Xuron wisps: try syntax remember
Tefat wisps: Then it says remember from
Tefat wisps: Then it says remember from
Hunchbunny wisps: Make sure you have the book open to the right page.
Hunchbunny wisps: And if you have a copy of woddeley's occult primer, make sure you remember book from _tome_.
Hunchbunny wisps: * remember spell from _tome_.
Winswand wisps: or grimoire
Winswand wisps: works too
Hunchbunny wisps: Yep. Or whatever. But anyway, if you have a book on you, it might clash.
Morituri wisps: Try remember spell from tome if you are in the gym
Tefat wisps: i am in the gym!
Vasp wisps: do you have spell nicknames? maybe they are wrong?
Vasp wisps: what exactly are you typing?
Hunchbunny wisps: Oh yeah, check your spelling.
Tefat wisps: Remember Worstler
Hunchbunny wisps: Is that a nickname? If it is, you can check if it's right by typing "nickname worstler". If it isn't, you need to type the whole spell name.
Mirboj wisps: anyone know the DJToon to AM dollar exchange rate (approximate is fine)
Xuron wisps: 2 to 1 I think
Vasp wisps: help currency
Winswand wisps: anybody scribes with a barbed quill?
Vasp wisps: what's that and what's special about it?
Morituri wisps: No, why?
Winswand wisps: well, it is just funny. Uses your blood to write, and does some hps damage.
Morituri wisps that he laughs
Vasp wisps: for writing only or for scribe too?
emrys wisps: HOLY CRAP ITS VASP
Winswand wisps: it uses some kind of skillcheck to succesfully hold it. Godbotherers use it to tm something. It might be faith scrolls (and therefore, the minimum bonus require there).
emrys wisps: where have you been man!
Winswand wisps: For general writing, I think. Not only for scribing.
Winswand wisps: attempting to hold the quill with give minor damage, regardless of wether you've succeeded or not.
Vasp wisps: i've been some on eve-online some on wow...
Vasp wisps: mostly at work
Xuron wisps: oo, eve online
Xuron wisps: meditate isn't a soul anymore?
emrys wisps: it is
Xuron wisps: oh, nvm, it seems to be different
Morituri wisps that he has fallen in love with CEIB
Emilius wisps: so, what might emrys be doing tonight?
emrys wisps: being sick
emrys wisps: and tired
emrys wisps: very tired
Emilius wisps: of what?
Anqet wisps: What functions as a good component pouch for eyes/carrots/small items?
Emilius wisps: a backpack
emrys wisps: of flu
Nirilil wisps: has anyone lost a jonas valut ring?
Nirilil wisps: anyone? :S
Emilius wisps: nope nope, don't have one so I couldn't have lost it
Morituri wisps: Why are my bunies and pfg's not hurting Halen?
Winswand wisps: he's a gobotherer. He heals fast.
Winswand wisps: gotta do him TONS of damage in short time
Nirilil wisps: kof,kof,nes,pfg
Emilius wisps: yaaay, offensive tm :D
Winswand wisps: I'd rather alternate NES with MMM
Emilius wisps: I alternate nes with nes and nes, it usually does the trick
Winswand wisps: EHA is a tiny bit faster than pragi
Dominick wisps: why do you want halen ded?
Nirilil wisps: nope..eha isnt faster anymore
Morituri wisps: I can't NES :-(
Nirilil wisps: why do you want halen dead anyway?
Nirilil wisps: if the reason is good, ill drag myself to you
Morituri wisps: I was just killing him
Morituri wisps: I don't.
Emilius wisps: wow, I got one of those freak-tpa's they're talking about on the board
Nirilil wisps: first one?
Nirilil wisps that he has had about 5 on himself
Nirilil wisps that he gave one to panzy too
Dominick wisps: can I pay someone for some low level enchanting?
Nirilil wisps: bhee?
Nirilil wisps: ill do that for free
Dominick wisps: thanks, student lounge?
Morituri wisps: Freak TPA?
Nirilil wisps: freak tpa..the ones that can tank attacks from 6 c-guards and 2 sentries without changing colour at all
Emilius wisps: a much stronger tpa
Nirilil wisps: i love em :D
Emilius wisps: this pine keeps hitting me but it
Emilius wisps: is not even on dull red
Nirilil wisps: yeah..gotta love those tpa's
Morituri wisps: I think I may have had one of those yesterday on my alt...
Ecal wisps: Does anyone here have much experience with Rubayak's Power Storage? I just noticed some extra info when I looked at a partially powered shell. I don't remember it being there before.
Nirilil wisps: unfortunately they break after a while
Nirilil wisps: around 12 hours mine lasted
Hunchbunny wisps: Poncho would be your man for that. He's been experimenting with the shells since the upgrape.
Nirilil wisps: and dont have a clue about rps
Ecal wisps: When would that upgrade have been? I seem to have missed it.
Hunchbunny wisps: About a week ago. Very minor apparently. I think he put some stuff on the boards?
Hunchbunny wisps: The number of stars indicates how much power is in the shell I believe.
Ecal wisps: Thanks!
Winswand wisps: anybody interested in a game of magic billiards?
Winswand wisps: no? Pity...
Morituri wisps: Where is it again?
Nirilil wisps: what skill does it use? :D
Morituri wisps: Random -* / Northeast-southwest exit
Winswand wisps: what?
Morituri wisps: Oh, nevermind
Nirilil wisps: ill play after ive enchanted some stuff
Winswand wisps: billiards?
Morituri wisps: Where is magic billaird's again?
Morituri wisps that he nodnods
Winswand wisps: BP Wizard's Guild
Morituri wisps: I'll meet you there then :-)
Winswand wisps: it can use -and tm- many magic skills... not sure, but each ball is a different skillcheck
Winswand wisps: Elanor has found out so far that the magenta ball is conjuring
Morituri wisps that he doesn't need any more conjuring tms :-))
Winswand wisps: and the brown ball, earth
Morituri wisps that he would like some healing, diving, and scrying tms :-D
Nirilil wisps: well..my conjuring sucks
Morituri wisps: Oh an elemental
Winswand wisps: I'd bet orange and yellow are fire, both
Robgea wisps: Old question probably but does the size of the Eye used in PFG change the amount of damage done?
Winswand wisps: nah
Winswand wisps: not that I know of...
Vortex wisps: you'd think it would
Vortex wisps: I'd also think that a troll eye being silicon would be a better lens
Winswand wisps: bad habit that, thinking
Vortex wisps: but it doesn't
Fulgoris wisps: its not the size that matters, its how you use it that counts
Fulgoris wisps that he bada dum ta
Vortex wisps: it's a good idea though
Robgea wisps: Should be tested.
Winswand wisps: I'd rather they gave us more spells... or coded Krull...
Winswand wisps: or staves with knobs!
Winswand wisps that he drools
Vortex wisps: I mean if I get some rare basilisk eyes that few on disc have ever even touched they should be more significant then a rat eye instead of precisely the same
Robgea wisps: I'm not saying the creators should test it. I'm saying we should test it to make sure size doesn't matter. :p
Winswand wisps: still online, the basilisk?
Vortex wisps: I don't think they removed the basilisk
Vortex wisps: and the grrlfx is back in
Vortex wisps: magic bird-lizardy thingy
Fulgoris wisps: how about knobs with staves on the end?
Winswand wisps: death on sight?
Vortex wisps: no staves with knobs on the end in game
Fulgoris wisps: yes, but how baout knobs with staves on the end?
Vortex wisps: who male?
Grethar wisps: Why are there heads lying around in filigree street? Has someone been feeling sadistic?
Fulgoris wisps: sadistic gits like leaving them lying around
Grethar wisps: I've been harvesting the eyes... 20p each. =P
Traven wisps: It gives the place that 'lived in' feeling.
Traven wisps: It's a community service, in that respect.
Winswand wisps: that would be the 'behead' command in action
Stardust wisps: Seems like it'd give it more of a 'died-in' feeling...
Winswand wisps: there must be another one that cuts fingers, as I've seen some around too...
Traven wisps: You cant die somewhere without living there too
Traven wisps: For a small period of time.
Traven wisps: Someone practising DDD?
Winswand wisps: not with troll fingers
Winswand wisps: those are the ones I've seen
Fulgoris wisps: makes for a crunchy dog chew
Vortex wisps: they should make a ghost-only area complete with bar
Winswand wisps: okay, so someone likes to use the finger. Well, I can use the receiver output for my page...
Vortex wisps: something to do when you're dead
Winswand wisps: glad you like it...
Winswand wisps: anyone want to play magical billiards?
Winswand wisps: ok... send me a tell if you change your minds
Grethar wisps: Can anyone cast me a GOOD pickling stick? I have to cure a ton of eyes, and I can only cast two-charge versions.
Stardust wisps: probably easier to use tarnach's
Fulgoris wisps: come to the lounge
Grethar wisps: Thanks fulgoris :)
Winswand wisps: To the southwest, the LAG yells: I am the Great Lagolio!
Winswand wisps: never heard him say that before...
Fulgoris wisps: really? dont get out much? :D
Grethar wisps: On the look command, does the 'He is in good shape' message reflect his hitpoints remaining?
Eliza wisps: yeah ish at least, its what you see when you type health
Grethar wisps: Thanks. :)
Eliza wisps: which goes down nicely together with the hp
Winswand wisps: dammit... no way to tm them... anyone online got tms from magical billiards?
Grethar wisps: Sorry to bother you all again, but where can I find waxed paper packets? There's none in the emporium's scribing shop.
Stardust wisps: Get 'em while we got 'em shop
Stardust wisps: plaza
Hunchbunny wisps: The miscellaneous shope.
Grethar wisps: Thanks :)
Winswand wisps: The cruel crewman says in Krullian with a Haran accent: Snet til deper det sola grC$sk vC$p fC6C$ tC$naC6 tilfrui.
Aldous wisps: well, I'm just about ready to give up on recharging forever
Winswand wisps: died?
Aldous wisps: 4th death in a row from artefacts
Winswand wisps: well... what were you recharging?
Winswand wisps: blue ring?
Aldous wisps: waste of bloomin time
Aldous wisps: two balsa wands..
Winswand wisps: argh... but they are very hard to recharge!
Aldous wisps: and a long thin wand
Aldous wisps: I know, but getting 10 purple results from CFD in a row might convince me it's ok to recharge it!
Aldous wisps: and another I forget...
Aldous wisps: It's a real shame the only reliable way of using artefacts is when they run out just throw away and buy a new one
Winswand wisps: indeed
Winswand wisps: maybe with superskills, it works better
Winswand wisps: and you're a silver star. You should have all those fields at guildmax... still works that bad?
Aldous wisps: hmm, I would have thought a well past guild max wand bonus would let me recharge a fairly low level wand like the Skjodor's fairly easily
Aldous wisps: wand...332/349
Winswand wisps: um...
Badgerhair wisps: bugrep it.
Aldous wisps: might just
Aldous wisps: that and CFD too. Just not accurate enough
Aldous wisps: have to go and remember the spell and buy a new wand.
Badgerhair wisps: I know recharging balsa wands is highly dangerous and probably should stay that way, but a long thin wand should be rechargeable by someone who's over guildmax.
Aldous wisps: agreed. That's my view too. It could be a really nice wand.
Anton wisps that he has a short wand :(
Winswand wisps: ...
Aikanaro wisps: Compensation for your gigantic sexual organs?
Aikanaro wisps that he helps.
Ragnel wisps: Everyone! Please join me in welcoming Gongmyung to the Unseen University.
Winswand wisps: too tough to write... welcome er... you
Grethar wisps: Hello there. :)
Mirboj wisps that he bings.
Grethar wisps: Oh darn... after five tries, I finally get a correct portal... and it's rumbling.
Grethar wisps that he cries into his hands.
Mirboj wisps: here's a silly question...is there any way to tell by looking through the door where a poral leads? People say they can, but all I ever see is the door.
Hunchbunny wisps: Open it first.
Mirboj wisps: i do
Hunchbunny wisps: "L enter door"
Hunchbunny wisps: Because "enter door" is the exit.
Grethar wisps: 'Look enter door'
Hunchbunny wisps: In the same way you'd "L north" or "l down"
Grethar wisps: I actually typed that a while back, but I was casting. Sorry. :)
Mirboj wisps: that makes sense and explains quite a bit of my confusion, thanks!
Winswand wisps: yes. look enter door
Mirboj wisps: other than AM, where do they sell packets?
Grethar wisps: Jpoct finally worked... eight tries, I think.
Grethar wisps: I hope I haven't caused undue pollution...
Deosphic wisps: So how fatal are JHSD failures?
Badgerhair wisps: Very.
Deosphic wisps: Ok :)
Deosphic wisps that he goes to tm elements on something else.
Grethar wisps: What does that scarily powerful-sounding spell actually do?
Anton wisps: it depends on your off bonus
Badgerhair wisps: PTQWB tms elents nicely and is entirely safe.
Winswand wisps: kill you
Deosphic wisps: Chain damage spell on everyone in the room
Winswand wisps: its very good at that
Grethar wisps: Nice. Apart from the dying.
Anton wisps: if you cast jhsd with low off bonus and lots of methods you might not kill yourself :)
Winswand wisps: umm.. I disagree on the PTQWB tms... it tms very rottenly for me...
Winswand wisps: dunno what might be the ideal tming range of it, though...
Badgerhair wisps: It doesn't tm elements for bonuses of 320. But I've had 40 earth and water tms off it, so there.
Anton wisps that he has really low elements, hmmm
Aldous wisps: so should work in the 200-ish range?
Winswand wisps: I don't have 320 bonuses in elementals... 301, 297, 311 and 285. Tms very little there...
Winswand wisps: binding should, by the spellcheck, tm a bit more, but no. Nothing from there either...
Badgerhair wisps: Earth and water certainly tm from about 205-210. I've had half a dozen fire and air tms where my bonus is just over 300.
Aldous wisps: ah, excellent. Might have a go at that one...
Hunchbunny wisps: If anyone's interested, I've been mucking about with Contemplate, and come to the conclusion that xp increases geometrically with gp consumed, not arithmetically. Also that about 1/3 less xp is gained when you get the message "you feel you have conetmplated this as far as you can". And, as with other spells and commands, xp falls dramatically with repeated use, to as much as a third after an hour of continual use.
Winswand wisps: can't imagine a whole hour contemplating... gosh
Winswand wisps: bored to tears
Badgerhair wisps: I only ever contemplate when I have all my gp and have left a decent interval between, so I *always* get 10xGP from a contemplate.
Hunchbunny wisps: Yes indeedy. I intend to work on my ma sp sp and then ma poi and so on, and then see if it makes any xp difference.
Anton wisps: geometrically?
Grethar wisps: Multiplies by X every step?
Hunchbunny wisps: On a curve. Rather than always, for instance, 10x.
Anton wisps: it's always 10x for me.
Badgerhair wisps: It's always 10x the first time you do it. Repeats can be less if they're too soon.
Hunchbunny wisps: If you contemplate at about 40 gp, you should only be getting 2x, and about 4x at 200.
Hunchbunny wisps: That's after a while. Maybe I didn't wait long enough between.
Hunchbunny wisps: Botheration.
Badgerhair wisps: How did you get yourself down to 40 gp in order to try it?
Hunchbunny wisps: Using covert commands.
Badgerhair wisps: If you leave it for half an hour and then get yourself down to 40 gp with covert commands and then contemplate - and you still get only 2x, then I'll believe your curve hypothesis. Until then, I'll stick to believing that it's 10x as long as you're careful not to do it too often.
Badgerhair wisps: Where's Notorious Jones?
Aldous wisps: anyone fancy giving me a lift from Genua to the UU. I find myself recently dead without a portal scroll!
Winswand wisps: d'oh
Winswand wisps: were in Genua are you?
Aldous wisps: the library
Winswand wisps: ok... goin'
Anton wisps: 10x from 291 gp.
Winswand wisps: is there anything interesting in the Genua Library?
Anton wisps: an entrance to lspace?
Winswand wisps: umm... that's all?
Winswand wisps: no wonder I haven't visited it till now...
Aldous wisps: Not really as far as I could see. Where is the entrance in? I came there through l-space but couldn't see the way back
Anton wisps: you move a crate or so
Aldous wisps: ah, didn't look had enough
Anton wisps that he didn't either.
Badgerhair wisps: 10x gp from about 67
Winswand wisps: The room here is stacked with a number of boxes and crates filled with damaged and unwanted books. Each of the crates and boxes is coated with a film of dust that is a pointer to how little the contents are valued by the majority of people. There is a strange gap near one of the crates. One of the crates has been pushed to the side.
Aldous wisps: hmm, was it like that when you walked in?
Winswand wisps: not sure... didn't look at the crates when I walked in...
Aldous wisps: just wondered if that was where grissom disappeared to when he walked past me.
Winswand wisps: probably jumped in the gap
Winswand wisps: that takes you to L-Space, right?
Aldous wisps: yup
Anton wisps: you need ot.mo.tu or so
Winswand wisps: funny... people going voluntarily to L-Space...
Hunchbunny wisps that he comes to the reluctant conclusion that Badgerhair is right. As usual.
Badgerhair wisps: Oh, there were people who were using it as their regular means of travel between cities some time back. Showoffs.
Aldous wisps: The gap I went in through and out of were very close, wonder if they're fixed
Aldous wisps: That's what I thought. Useful from DJB to genua if reliable
Winswand wisps: why? JPCT is faster, probably, than searching exits to random libraries...
Hunchbunny wisps: Doesn'
Hunchbunny wisps: Doesn't the fixed one in UU always have a gap right beside it when you go in?
Badgerhair wisps: If you deliberately go in through the gaps, there are short routes to the others.
Winswand wisps: oh
Winswand wisps: very short routes?
Badgerhair wisps: Some people worked them out. It seemed like a lot of bother to me.
Winswand wisps: it is curious...
Aldous wisps: Might work them out for my non-portalling alts
Badgerhair wisps: They'd be about four or five rooms from one to the other.
Winswand wisps: pass me any information you get!
Aldous wisps: will do
Winswand wisps: well, I'll be going. G'night, wizards
Anton wisps that he tries again and gets exactly 10x
Hunchbunny wisps that he already admitted defeat, and wonders exactly how much it is cut by with recent use.
Hunchbunny wisps: Two-thirds was just after constant use.
Badgerhair wisps: I suspect the downward progression is geometric, though, so you were a bit right.
Hunchbunny wisps: Right in general, just wrong in every particular ^^
Anton wisps: I *think* it depends on the time of your last two uses.
Hunchbunny wisps: I would have thought it would factor in both number of uses and time since each of then, but that would probably be too logical.
Anton wisps: and go back indefinitely?
Anton wisps that he has just noticed that things are fine if you space them by 120 heartbeats.
Hunchbunny wisps: No, to a cut-off point of both time and uses. For example, in the last 5 minutes or 10 uses. Or something.
Hunchbunny wisps: Really? That seems pretty short.
Badgerhair wisps: That 120 heartbeats depends on your gp, though, I reckon. I wouldn't recover all my gp in 120 heartbeats, and I would certainly start to see a decline if I cast three times on the trot, repeating *as soon as* my gp recovered.
Badgerhair wisps: Or do you mean 120 heartbeats *after* you've got your gp back, in which case I wouldn't really argue?
Hunchbunny wisps: Maybe it's a percentage of the time you actually take to get your own gp back, so varies on an individual basis. Like 120%.
Anton wisps: nope.
Poncho wisps that he is teaching in the student lounge
Badgerhair wisps: That should annoy Winswand. I just got the tm which takes me to 300 levels of fire from PTQWB.
Badgerhair wisps: I'm quite proud of that, since it's not a primary and I've never put any xp into it since I was a student.
Aldous wisps: hehe, be sure and tell him when he's back on!
Aldous wisps: PTQWB is in the CWC library, yes?
Deosphic wisps: Ye
Deosphic wisps: *s
Aldous wisps: congrats btw :)
Badgerhair wisps: Yes. I scribed it yesterday, but I couldn't remember it from the scroll.
Stigwald wisps: How come?
Fulgoris wisps: ptqwb one of the new spells?
Badgerhair wisps: How come what?
Fulgoris wisps that he scratches his head
Stigwald wisps: How come you couldn't remember it from the scroll?
Badgerhair wisps: PTQWB is one of the Agatean spells which has been around for liteally years.
Fulgoris wisps: ah, must have missed it in class :p
Badgerhair wisps: Because I'm not skilled enough, presumably. I tried adding wis via the Small gods shrine and wearing a bronze helm,, which pushed by scroll bonus up to 348 and my sp.sp to 415, but still no dice.
Stigwald wisps: Forget something and try again?
Badgerhair wisps: What's the point of that? It's easier just to hop over to BP and remember the spell from the library.
Robgea wisps: Do you guys think that the UU Faculty system should be hard-coded?
Robgea wisps: I.E. With the Arch-chancellor, Bursar, etc. recieving coded positions rather than the informal club that exists now?
Hunchbunny wisps: I think some of the UU faculty should be NPC wizards, other than Runes.
Robgea wisps: Is there any chance of OODV coming back?
Robgea wisps: Bugger. NHA can't get the grimoire in the basement of the UU.
Winswand wisps: haw, haw... you wish!
Robgea wisps: Exactly
Winswand wisps: I wonder if it really has something inside...
Winswand wisps: or if it is like Death's domain
Hunchbunny wisps: Argh, eaten by a Luggage. That was really all I needed.
Poncho wisps: Hmmm
Poncho wisps: L-space = Luggage-space
Poncho wisps: Ah hA!
Heritics wisps: are we no longer able to control multiple skeleton warriors?
Ragnel wisps: Everyone! Please join me in welcoming PriMinister to the Unseen University.
Heritics wisps: welcome!
Hexagon wisps: Welcome PriMinister
Winswand wisps: a relative of Pri'
Winswand wisps: ?
Hubbob wisps: can wizards really hover over water?
Winswand wisps: I think they can... with ftf...
Ephex wisps: Codename: Jesus.
Winswand wisps: I had read somewhere that it didn't work, but it must have been changed
Hubbob wisps: isn't that just for show?
Winswand wisps: also, ftf makes falls from heights less painful
Poncho wisps: and balancing easier
Winswand wisps: didn't know that...
Winswand wisps: it seems it will become quite a useful toy spell, then... it also saves you frim witchy vines
Winswand wisps: and doesn't consume the feather
Hexagon wisps: How does one get in the BP Wizards place from the Bookshop again?
Winswand wisps: 'wander into alley'
Hexagon wisps: Thanks
Hexagon wisps: What's the BP crate do again? (Does anyone have a map of the guild? what happened to Zuroc and his site anyways?)
Hubbob wisps: t-shop is at brown
Katsumoto wisps: where do I find a yellow stone ring?
Poncho wisps: student lounge
Poncho wisps: if you hurry
Katsumoto wisps: seriously? ok, be right there.
Poncho wisps: its on the table, and there isnt actually any rush :p
Winswand wisps: umm... wonder what are the mimimums for MWLC...
Basai wisps: a fat belly and a frock?
Winswand wisps: ?
Winswand wisps: erm... no. I meant evoking (c.90), channeling (125) and animating (134)
Winswand wisps: I'll need to make a you wizard alt, to test it...
Hunchbunny wisps: So did I hear that jagged sparkly knives can't be repaired?
Winswand wisps: yes
Winswand wisps: I bugrepped it once
Winswand wisps: no place to repair them
Hunchbunny wisps: Do they take long to wear down?
Winswand wisps: they should never wear down.
Winswand wisps: only context in which it happens is a NES on yourself
Poncho wisps: they do take a while to ware down.
Hunchbunny wisps: Aha. So in practical terms, it doesn't matter?
Winswand wisps: pity for that deluded knife I couldn't ever repair... sobs
tay wisps: And then they will be able to be free of the gods... murder for the good of profit... or tax... or murder... or knowledge... or selfishness. it's simple really. But that dirigible is in the way of it all.
tay wisps: Werps. That was private. What I meant to say was, does anyone have a request for a custom spell?
Basai wisps: "A tiny metaphor black moth flutters into the area and flits towards you."
Running wisps: who here speaks Djelian
Ptorquemada wisps: I do.
Running wisps: can you come translate for me plz?
Ptorquemada wisps: No, I just died and I've got to get my spells back.
Running wisps: ok
Ptorquemada wisps: Well... where are you?
Ptorquemada wisps: I might as well start at the IIL.
Running wisps: um the ephian embassy or what ever its called
Running wisps: in there luggage room
Ptorquemada wisps: In DJB, right?
Running wisps: um the ephebian embassy in ankh-morpork
Running wisps: um morpork to be prosise
Running wisps: hello?
Ptorquemada wisps: If you're talking about what I think you're talking about, the signs all say the same thing.
Ptorquemada wisps: Just in different languages.
Running wisps: i am talking to this teacher guy but he dosnt speak morporkian!
Ptorquemada wisps: Just ignore him. He's there to teach people to speak Morporkian. He won't help you.
Running wisps: plz help
Running wisps: ok oh well then where can i learn his language
Ptorquemada wisps: Usually if you go to a foreign country they'll have someone there who can teach you.
Ptorquemada wisps: If you speak Agatean already, the Language Institute there can teach you any language. And if you don't, they can teach you Agatean.
Running wisps: where is the language institute?
Ptorquemada wisps: In Bes Pelargic. It's easier to go to DJB, you can walk there.
Avonlea wisps that she faints.
Ptorquemada wisps: Or, even better: go to the pole with the silver note near the watch house and get on the carriage. It'll take you there.
Fewyn wisps that he wombles
Poncho wisps: Mmmm, breakfast hotdog
Ptorquemada wisps: Once more, into the Library...
Ptorquemada wisps: How long does GFR last?
emrys wisps: depends on skills
Ptorquemada wisps: okay, thanks
Ptorquemada wisps: Is it ot.pe that determines whether I see (hiding) things or not?
Hunchbunny wisps: Yep.
Basai wisps: and ligh conditions
Basai wisps: *light
emrys wisps: yep
Basai wisps: and if they are wearing a light source
Nirilil wisps: anyone know where i can get a list of what ug ogg says? :D
Avonlea wisps: A list?
Nirilil wisps: my djelian isnt fluent enough to understand it all yet...
Ptorquemada wisps: Is Ug the shield guy?
Manzazuu wisps: it's online somewhere, do a google for "discworld mud ug ogg"
Nirilil wisps: yeah..there used to be a site with what he says
Avonlea wisps: That's the trick. You should learn the language first. :)
Nirilil wisps: i know the language..
Nirilil wisps: just not 100% fluent
Ptorquemada wisps: DId you find it?
Cripsi wisps: ok, emergency. anyone got lots of CCC components and good at CCC and want to give me 3-4 layers?
Cripsi wisps: or just the components. money involved.
Cripsi wisps that she about to get repeatedly stabbed by assassins.
Anton wisps: what did you do now?
Cripsi wisps: nothing. inhumation challenge tonight.
Cripsi wisps: oh anton, please don't tell me you've just emptied BI for eyes :P
Anton wisps: nope. too much effort.
Anton wisps that he hasn't cast pragi in months
Cripsi wisps: ah, jackpot. A street lamp is emitting a grimy light here and five human left eyes, a dwarf right eye, a dwarf left eye, four human right eyes, a troll right eye, a troll left eye, a rat right eye and a rat left eye are on the ground.
Badgerhair wisps: That was me.
Cripsi wisps: thanks. need more. pepper pot here i come.
Ptorquemada wisps: You just like removing eyes and leaving them lying about?
Cripsi wisps: of all the days for the pepperpot to be empty...
Badgerhair wisps: Not particularly. But my burial alias recovers all the eyes, fits as many as it can into my utility belt, and drops the rest.
Ptorquemada wisps: Ah. That seems much less ... creepy.
Aldous wisps: what's the syntax for that? I d
Cripsi wisps: ok, seriously, anyone want to give me some CCC stuff and some eyes? i have cash.
Cripsi wisps: trust everything to be gone just at the wrong moment.
Aldous wisps: I can't seem to get it to work after the corpse is buries
Badgerhair wisps: recover eyes in corpses, put eyes in utility belt, drop eyes
Aldous wisps: I have lots of eyes cripsi, in UU currently
Cripsi wisps: thankyou :D
Aldous wisps: you can have 15 of my pickled ones...
Aldous wisps: in the student lounge
Cripsi wisps: that'll get me by, thankyou.
Cripsi wisps: complete this sentance someone by filling in the gaps: a good playershop for components is (blank) and is found at (blank)
Aldous wisps: have you tried blacker than black in OC?
Hubbob wisps: dragon nest in am (so-so)
Eliza wisps: the tadpole's that sometimes burst out of rats when i rvrv them, .. do they have some usage besides easy targets?
Cripsi wisps: where in OC and AM?
Aldous wisps: the OC sw corner is out of components I think, just chekcing
Hubbob wisps: far end of water street (arttorello, i think)
Aldous wisps: ooh, two ccc kits in stock sw corner OC market
Cripsi wisps: ok, any good CCC casters online? apparently i'm still useless.
Cripsi wisps: i've got the components.
Basai wisps: can you scribe the spell?
Cripsi wisps: never mind
Basai wisps: wait i have the spell
Vott wisps: CCC? I thought that stood for Cheap Custard Creams. *drols*
Basai wisps: im outside the Drum if you would like one
Cripsi wisps: whats the worst a GRG fail can do?
Badgerhair wisps: If you're weak the skeleton could kill you, I guess.
Cripsi wisps: no exploding instadeath then?
Cripsi wisps: might get it an attempt it anyway, just in case i fluke out. might help.
Ptorquemada wisps: I hate Nadow...
Poncho wisps: Nadow is fun to fight
Vott wisps: Please do not kill her bat. Her bat is very fluffy. :-)
Poncho wisps: pragis isnt prejudice
Poncho wisps: pragis treats everyone the same
Estoufee wisps: air TM number 299 :)
Basai wisps: gimmie!
Hunchbunny wisps: Since when have there been aggressive zombies in Bleak Prospect?
Ptorquemada wisps: Since it's been there.
Hunchbunny wisps: Hmmm. I must never have been there at night.
Vott wisps: Since the zombie society brought up the subject of agressive players?
Anton wisps: I don't remember there being zombies there.
Basai wisps: they come out at night
Hunchbunny wisps: They're funny. And have actual corpses, so burial xp.
Vott wisps: What does the corpse look like? This is the double-dead corpse of a zombie. As if dying once was bad enough this corpse had to try it again.
Hunchbunny wisps: Nah. Just "the dead body of a moaning zombie".
Vott wisps: Bah, and I though zombies were cool.
Ptorquemada wisps: That description could apply when they're still moving about as well.
Ragnel wisps: Everyone! Please join me in welcoming Pse to the Unseen University.
Vasp wisps: say, the nugget required for TEA, is it the same as for the glowing moth spell?
Poncho wisps that he wonders if Meritus just made a pass at him in the student lounge:- Meritus says: Nice staff
Vasp wisps: did he ask to touch your knob?
Poncho wisps: I assume its a progressive thing
Poncho wisps: you have to go in steps, feel the waters, see if anything is there.
Poncho wisps: the fact I ran screaming from the room might have put him off.
Grethar wisps: How often does jpoct mistarget at higher levels? I read that the failure rate is consistently high.
Thimal wisps: I have a banishing bonus of 243 and I don't find that I miscast too much.
Badgerhair wisps: At higher levels, JPCT is consistently reliable, with only the occasional random failure.
Thimal wisps: You will always get random rumbling doors, or burning doors even with very high bonuses.
Grethar wisps: That must have been what I read
Badgerhair wisps: I already had a fairly high bonus when JPCT was made harder, and I can't remember how frequent rumblers and burners were at low levels, but they aren't very frequent for me - although obviously I get the odd one.
Thimal wisps: With a 250 banishing bonus you won't miscast more than about 1/15 maybe? After that it's just the freak doors you have to worry about.
Badgerhair wisps: What do I want to spend 1.4m xp on, I wonder?
Cyclo wisps: me, Big Boy :)
Zaxilos wisps: Where can I buy a pointy wizard's hat?
Emilius wisps: Try the Emporium
Emilius wisps: just cross the square outside UU
Thimal wisps: The clothes store in the Magical Emporium opposite the University.
Zaxilos wisps: Where can I get a pointy hat?
Pharm wisps: At the pointy hat shop...:)
Emilius wisps: didn't the Emporium sell 'em?
Ptorquemada wisps: There's a hat shop just south of the Ankh and a little west of the university
Vasp wisps: yeah it depends wether you want a pointy wizard hat or a wizard pointy hat
Emilius wisps: gotta love the pointy ones
Vasp wisps: some hats can only be worn by pointy wizards
Zaxilos wisps: Hello?
Emilius wisps: we're here, the question is, are you?
Sqrt wisps: Eh, anyone mind going to Bandit Camp and getting me out of a trap please? *blush*
Zaxilos wisps: Hmm... oh dear. My talker doesn't seem to be working.
Zaxilos wisps: Wait no! It's working! Yay!
Ptorquemada wisps: The talker part of it is working fine. It's the listener part we're not sure of.
Zaxilos wisps that he does a little dance of joy because he can hear Ptorquemada.
Hunchbunny wisps: And that's the first time _that's_ ever happened.
Ptorquemada wisps: I was thinking that but I was too ... er, modest ... to say it myself.
Hunchbunny wisps that he comforts Ptorquemada.
Vasp wisps: "Erk, this room seems to be broken." ?? Sqrt where are you?
Sqrt wisps: Emilius got me out :)
Vasp wisps: so whats with the broken room?
Emilius wisps: net-trap in BC
Vasp wisps: used to be, when you're in a room with no obvious exits, you can godmother out for free
Sqrt wisps: Oh, figured it would cost a life.. it's all good now though, thanks anyway:)
Vasp wisps: costs a life if there are exists
Emilius wisps: seems to be some sort of pk-showdown in OC :o
Hunchbunny wisps: We go now live to Emilius, our reporter in the field.
Vasp wisps: "live"? are you sure he is not pk?
Emilius wisps: seems like Rumatha is sleeping with the fishes
Emilius wisps: hm, fish
Vasp wisps: kinky!
Emilius wisps: Kirrby is a goner as well
Zaxilos wisps: How can I learn octograve?
Emilius wisps: you learn it from Runes, if I recall correctly
Hunchbunny wisps: I think you need 50 magic.spells.special.
Vasp wisps: it is automagical once you get 50 m sp sp
Ptorquemada wisps: Isn't it 51 in staff?
Ptorquemada wisps: Never mind, I'm thinking of something else
Vasp wisps: no you are thinking 51 scrolls for scribe
Ptorquemada wisps: ... I just saw Ryattenoki in AM.
Cripsi wisps: well, that was fun. came, um, 9th.
Kark wisps: how di i go about getting one of my honourforcations such as bearded, tiny etc?
Badgerhair wisps: type 'title'
Badgerhair wisps: As you reach various levels, you get more available.
Kark wisps: cheers
Zaxilos wisps: Why does meditate work differently in the gym?
Vasp wisps: meditate used to do special things once upon a time. and even specialer in the gym. or so i heared, i wasn't around back then. now it doesn't do anything anywhere, but is still being odd in the gym.
Robgea wisps: Besides with DKDD does alignment affect wizards at all?
Badgerhair wisps: Not that I know of.
Zaxilos wisps: Where do I find spellbooks?
Robgea wisps: The Library.
Hunchbunny wisps: For the moment, you should probably practise spells from the tome in the gym.
Rotas wisps: I would have got away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids!
Rotas wisps: mischannel
Robgea wisps that he ponders.
Stardust wisps that he meddles.
KliKli wisps: ha!
Robgea wisps: Creators are up to something again it seems.
BeamStalk wisps: Ook!!!!
Gaelen wisps: Ook Ook Ook!!
Robgea wisps: Good heavens! The creators are monkeys now! They've -evolved-.
BeamStalk wisps: say that to my face you dirty Scots man!
Zaxilos wisps: Where is the library?
Stardust wisps: just off the quadrangle, near the entrance
Stardust wisps: assuming you're asking about UU
Zaxilos wisps: Yes.. Thanks!
Stardust wisps: Sined's site has a good set of maps - it's in his finger info, or just beam.to/sined (i think)
Stardust wisps: Speaking of Sined, did he give a reason before disappearing?
Stardust wisps: Don't think he's ever been away from the disc this long.
Badgerhair wisps: I'm not sure that he has gone. I got a mudmail from him a couple of weeks ago.
Stardust wisps: Oh, fair 'nuff.
Poncho wisps: there is a reason, and he gripes at me regularly.
Stardust wisps: He got bored of JHSD?
Zaxilos wisps: Aah! I'm lost in the library!
Robgea wisps: Ah the joys of studenthood.
Stardust wisps: Takes me back.
Stardust wisps: Verbose look, carefully working out how it works and *not* speedwalking are the keys
Jezhera wisps: find the book with the midnight snack spell...that way you will not starve to death.
Stardust wisps: also cake, never hurts to take some cake in with you
Stardust wisps: Heh.
Robgea wisps: Liar. :p
Stardust wisps: Portal 2 accidentally announced ^_^
Stardust wisps: I found that out whilst I was in a trendy cocktail bar...which is weird.
Zaxilos wisps: Aah! I'm totally lost in the library! What do I do?
Badgerhair wisps: If you're below GL50, godmother..
Xuron wisps: what's your guild level?
Xuron wisps: if it's not 50 yet, godmother
Eliza wisps: follow the wall on your left
Xuron wisps that he blames the lag
Zaxilos wisps: Whoa! Now I'm in l-space
Eliza wisps: drop pickling sticks to see where you've been
Xuron wisps: just don't wander into L space
Zaxilos wisps: Oh dear. I'm in Bes Pelargic
Zaxilos wisps: Now I'm back in L-Space
Xuron wisps: so...you've gone through l space...
Badgerhair wisps: That's a lot better than l-space, though.
Xuron wisps: why did you go back to L space?
Xuron wisps: that's a night mare
Xuron wisps that he joines the last two words into 1
Badgerhair wisps: When next you get out of l-space, godmother.
Zaxilos wisps: Now I'm in Genua
Xuron wisps: can't godmother in Lspace anymore?
Xuron wisps: I seem to remember you used to be able to
Stardust wisps: Winswand, which spells did you say were incomplete again?
Winswand wisps: anyone ever tm'ed with the billiards?
Winswand wisps: woot! offensive tm from wgs...
Stardust wisps: Ooh.
Horror wisps: Neat, i want one too!
Stardust wisps: what level/bonus?
Winswand wisps: never had one from WGS... all off. tms came from NES...
emrys wisps: Er thanks to whoever gave me the oleanders
Fulgoris wisps: awww, emrys has a boyfriend :S
emrys wisps that he evily makes Nuit the center of attention
Fulgoris wisps that he wonders whats its like to be the center of attention
Dinsdale wisps: attenuittion?
Fulgoris wisps: lol
emrys wisps: anyone want to teach me like a million ot.tea.magic?
emrys wisps: wait like 900k
Fulgoris wisps: lanfear is teaching
Emilius wisps: me!
emrys wisps: does she have magic teaching?
emrys wisps: Then come on over emilius
Emilius wisps: but I probably don't have enough skill to teach you :)
emrys wisps: damn
Fulgoris wisps: 129 teaching bonus :p
Emilius wisps: other.catching.whales 523 bonus!
Fulgoris wisps: whats your bonus now em?
Emilius wisps: there's two em's here!
Horror wisps: But you dont count!
emrys wisps: 190
Fulgoris wisps: um, yes, but only one "em"
Fulgoris wisps: besides, your "Em"
Emilius wisps: bah! I was first
Fulgoris wisps: woo, its now 137
Fulgoris wisps that he sighs
Fulgoris wisps: I hate xp
Nuit wisps: I don't. It's hardly on my mind and when I look at 'score' I'm always pleasantly surprised. :)
Nuit wisps that she types score and sees 1791615
emrys wisps: noobs keep giving me xp while I idle, so I should take better advantage of it
Fulgoris wisps that he enjoys Nuit's viewpoint and signs up for her newsletter
Fulgoris wisps: I think I'll start announcing that I'm teaching too
Fulgoris wisps: teaching somewhere on endless street
emrys wisps that he what! Someone's viewpoint other than mine! NEVAR
Horror wisps: I'll announcing im gathering teh big FAT exxpeeeezzz
Fulgoris wisps: woooo tm'd cursing on my first kid cast
Horror wisps: Anyone know what bonus is needed to blorpl for diamond rings?
Stardust wisps: Afaik, the required bonus doesn't change across jewellery.
Stardust wisps: but the backfire damage does.
Stardust wisps: I've blorped a whole bunch of ruby rings and red and blue necklaces today using the same bonus that occasionally fails me on gold rings.
Horror wisps: Hmm, i was pretty sure it mattered... But i'll just go ahead and try ;)
Stardust wisps: good luck, make sure you have TPA up
Stardust wisps: what's your chanting bonus?
Horror wisps: 290
Stardust wisps: I'd be pretty confident with that.
Stardust wisps: I've been blorpling rubies with about a 265 bonus
Horror wisps: We'll see!
Horror wisps: Anyone have an air teaching bonus close to 300?
Geryon wisps: 365 :)
Nuit wisps that she high fives Geryon
Horror wisps: Woo!
Horror wisps: Would you be available for teachin?
Hitcher wisps: i have 178 :P
Hitcher wisps: close enogh :P
Geryon wisps: sure... meet at student lounge?
Horror wisps that she nods.
Fulgoris wisps: The troll bodyguard loudly screeches in Morporkian: Who's yoor daddy?!
Fulgoris wisps: that an effect of KID?
Fulgoris wisps: never heard them say that before
Poncho wisps: it is
Stardust wisps: The landing of the Fiddler's Riddle [d,n,s,e,w].//A shy baby grflx and Ruth Skiller are standing here.
Stardust wisps that he peers.
Fulgoris wisps: 'get my myfic sheild from pack' wont work...
Fulgoris wisps: dub shield my myfic shield
Fulgoris wisps that he ponders
Stardust wisps: you spelled 'shield' wrong in the first line...
Fulgoris wisps: that was a typo
Stardust wisps: fair 'nuff
Stardust wisps: just thought it might have been copypasted and that's why it didn't work
BeamStalk wisps: did someone say free bananas?
Woom wisps: You can't use 'my' as an adjective for items which are not in your immediate inventory.
Fulgoris wisps: well that sucks
BeamStalk wisps: Woom, I want free bananas! It is not fair for them to live in oppresion and tyranny
Fulgoris wisps: ah well, just one step of my delude lost, no biggie
Woom wisps: You do realise the adjective kind of Delusions do not change the short, right? :)
Fulgoris wisps that he thanks Woom
Fulgoris wisps: what does underwear have to do with deluding?
Fulgoris wisps that he ducks
Fulgoris wisps: woah....dude on jeapordy has a harlequin style tie and his collar matches it.....
Fulgoris wisps: geeeeek alert
Poncho wisps that he is teaching in the student lounge.
Fulgoris wisps: I imagine there is a bad mime artist running around near the drum what doesn't like demons tearing his face :)
Stardust wisps: I think most of 'em do like it.
Stardust wisps: They know it's going to happen when they take the job.
Anqet wisps: If you cast KOF and then use a red staff on the same target, what happens?
Nirilil wisps: doesnt wor
Nirilil wisps: work*
Krylin wisps: can't merge at all using a red staff
Anqet wisps: So you don't get swarms of bunnies then? Awww.
Krylin wisps: no combination works :/
Stardust wisps: Just merge KOF normally :)
Anqet wisps: Does the red staff work quicker than KOF?
Nirilil wisps that he kisses krylin
Krylin wisps: ...
Nirilil wisps: staff is instanf
Nirilil wisps: staff is instant
Krylin wisps: Nir, you been drinking? :P
Anqet wisps: Alright, I thought it was but wanted to double-check.
Nirilil wisps: but 6 bunnies max iirc
Nirilil wisps: im drinking now
Stardust wisps: staff is instant, but with enough skill, KOF gives a lot better numbers in a wave.
Anqet wisps: Just 6? Hmmm. So probably only good as an anti-thief measuer?
Nirilil wisps: you love my kisses!
Krylin wisps: yeah downgraded to 6 I think from 8 at some point
Stardust wisps: Well, that sucks.
Krylin wisps: yup
Nirilil wisps: just merge...
Nirilil wisps that he gropes krylin
Stardust wisps: I do.
Stardust wisps: For about 16 or so bunnies a pop
Krylin wisps: 15 is max now
Krylin wisps: hard cap on bunnies, can't get anymore :)
Stardust wisps: It'll be that then
Krylin wisps: but backfire rate is dramatically reduced
Geryon wisps: you can, by merging!
Stardust wisps: When'd that change? I did notice I haven't had a backfire in a long time.
Krylin wisps: but! with bunnies you can still get like, 15 bunnies x 4 waves and things if you're super lucky
Emilius wisps: I remember seeing Blackheart merging kof's on Cohen, just got "many bunnies leap out" over and over again until Cohen died
Fulgoris wisps: wooo, got 2 shadow deepenings on one try with my pander alias! thats a first
Stardust wisps: nice
Krylin wisps: yeah! :D I've seen two on the dummy a few years back, where it was many waves of bunnies
Krylin wisps: over and over, and in the end the cre had to dest the dummy or something
Krylin wisps: fluke thousands of bunnies waves :D
Stardust wisps: That does make sense, I had wondered why I was getting 12 on the first wave and around 15 or so with a merge.
Stardust wisps: shame it's a hard cap :(
Krylin wisps: yeah :/
Krylin wisps: and you get fewer bunnies everytime you merge
Stardust wisps: especially as the one casting doesn't pack enough punch for most things
Geryon wisps: The "many bunnies" messages are hawt :)
Stardust wisps: Yeah, makes me feel suitably badass
Emilius wisps: the Blackheart-thing was when you could stack stat-items. Bronze helm, flat cap and int-headband
Stardust wisps: heh
Krylin wisps: wow that must have been a loooong time ago
Krylin wisps: if you have a stat headband you can stack them with bless for no minuses, +2 to that stat and no gp loss :)
Fulgoris wisps: tch, my puppy is pulling the purple mane of his lion chewy and eating it.....nice and colourful when he poops it out...
Krylin wisps: but you have to wear/perform it in order
Emilius wisps: but for bless you're going to need a priest.. I don't deal with priest
Krylin wisps: it's ok, just keep one on a leash
Ecthelion wisps: Teaching in the Great Hall.
Ragnel wisps: Everyone! Please join me in welcoming Lycnas to the Unseen University.
Fulgoris wisps: welcome to Hades Lycnas
Stardust wisps: The fire vaporises six little old ladies.
Stardust wisps that he sighs happily.
Nuit wisps that she grins
Fulgoris wisps: Sergeant Detritus loudly screeches in Morporkian: Who's yoor daddy?! Kelleflump is, baby! Sergeant Detritus contorts horribly and falls to the ground lifeless. Sergeant Detritus dies. Sergeant Detritus looks soiled.
Fulgoris wisps: I'm really begining to like this spell :)
Zaxilos wisps: What spell is that
Fulgoris wisps: oooo the demon is eating my mind, delicious
Leofire wisps: how hmm i seem to have forgotten how to consider things for battle
Nirilil wisps: consider blah
Nirilil wisps: or consider covert blah
Leofire wisps: thank you kindly
Nirilil wisps: your welcome
Poncho wisps that he is teaching in the student lounge
Aikanaro wisps: Yay, 400,000 idle xp.
Grethar wisps: Lucky get. :)
Xuron wisps: cool
Grethar wisps: I'm spending a small fortune (relatively) on advancing fighting.
Xuron wisps: how long of idling did it take?
Grethar wisps: Stupid lack of decent offensive magic. :(
Grethar wisps: O...kay. My staff has vanished.
Grethar wisps: Bug, or something else? I know it was never pumpkin-ed, and I'm damn sure I never dropped it.
Fulgoris wisps: how do you pumpkin a staff?
Grethar wisps: Sorry for the delayed reply... was casting a long spell.
Grethar wisps: Godmother turns a random item into a pumpkin. :)
Grethar wisps: And I tend to overwork her.
Fulgoris wisps: I never knew that
Fulgoris wisps: not that I ever godmothered all that often
Rhodan wisps: Nope, she just gives you some pumpkins. You probably fumbled your staff by carrying too many pumpkins.
Xuron wisps: godmother turns your items to pumpkins?
Fulgoris wisps: didn't think that was right
Grethar wisps: Are you sure?
Grethar wisps: Then where are all my items vanishing to? ><
Grethar wisps: Oh well.
Rhodan wisps: Are you keeping them in a backpack or other container?
Grethar wisps: I checked. Nope.
Grethar wisps: Portalling to see if I fumbled it in UU.
Rhodan wisps: You can only hold about 10 items without a container. You've probably been littering your stuff all over the place.
Grethar wisps: I do have containers. :)
Grethar wisps: A very kind wizard gave me a blue silk backpack.
Aikanaro wisps: Check it for beartraps.
Rhodan wisps: But did you actually put your stuff inside the backpack?
Xuron wisps: you can do that?
Grethar wisps: Yes. You may be slightly underestimating me. ;)
Xuron wisps: thought it was too big to put in backpack
Xuron wisps: nvm, misread staff for stuff
Winswand wisps: hi, wizzies
Winswand wisps: doing ok?
Grethar wisps: My goodness, how useful. I used up my last blorpled pebble, and misported to... the rock shop.
Grethar wisps that he )
Grethar wisps that he smiles.*
Xuron wisps: congrats..
Xuron wisps: though, you might want to buy some jewellery blorples
Xuron wisps: they last longer
Grethar wisps: So I hear.
Grethar wisps: But I have nowhere important to blorple, really.
Grethar wisps: Just carrying around a UU Student Lounge blorple, because I'm a lazy git. :)
Winswand wisps: now that we talk about it... anyone got a blorple to black glass?
Winswand wisps: nobody?
Fulgoris wisps: I have one
Winswand wisps: ok... lemme go and get the blorpling spell and I meet thee in a minute, them
Fulgoris wisps: I have that too
Winswand wisps: easier then... I see thou art in OC?
Fulgoris wisps: ayr
Fulgoris wisps: aye
Grethar wisps: Do I get into trouble if I murder in front of a watchman? ^^
Aikanaro wisps: Yes.
Grethar wisps: Pesky intelligence.
Aikanaro wisps: What you do is, you kill the watchmen first.
Grethar wisps: I wish.
Jezhera wisps: also if you cast pfg and your target wanders off and dies in front of a watchman you will get in trouble too...found that out the hard way.
Grethar wisps that he imagines himself doling out lightning-y doom.
Jezhera wisps: same for kof too.
Pariah wisps: that actually explains some things for me.
Winswand wisps: misc tm!
Grethar wisps that he claps madly.
Xuron wisps: post max?
Geryon wisps: Share, man!
Xuron wisps that he bashes Winswand with a mace
Winswand wisps: of course. I only announce post 300 tms. Even in non-primaries.
Geryon wisps: jpct and ahsb will give you misc tms right up to 340 or so bonus
Fulgoris wisps: that and sp.of still waiting on my first post max...
Winswand wisps: it was from ahsb... I would have prefered the chanting though, to be honest...
Emilius wisps: aaw, I just broke my fluke-tpa.. No longer invincible
Winswand wisps: 266 bonus without the daggers... 270 is the safe range for blorpling, isn't it?
Fulgoris wisps that he mutters about kamikaze yetis
Winswand wisps: kamikaze yetis?
Fulgoris wisps: interfering with my moose hunt
Winswand wisps: moose hunt?
Winswand wisps: what are you hunting the poor mooses for?
Fulgoris wisps: I have my reasons
Badgerhair wisps: Mooses hunt you.
Hunchbunny wisps that he mooses Fulgoris.
Winswand wisps: well, the antlers are for sale in the T-Shop
Winswand wisps: must be a curious weapon to employ...
Fulgoris wisps that he mutters that he is waiting, still waiting
Hunchbunny wisps: I hope you're wearing a moosestalker.
Winswand wisps: poor mooses... I couldn't hunt them. I'd remember Bullwinkle, one of my favourite cartoon characters...
Winswand wisps: btw... anyobody visited the basilisk?
Winswand wisps: they says it's deadly on sight...
Winswand wisps: nobody?
Emilius wisps: I missed the question
Emilius wisps: was it about the basilisk?
Winswand wisps: yes. Never been there. Is it so very deadly?
Fulgoris wisps: wear your mirrored sunglasses
Winswand wisps: and you don't die just doing that?
Emilius wisps: I tried it ones.. Maybe 4 years ago. Never landed a blow, I was paralyzed from its stare
Winswand wisps: all to it is wearing sunglasses?
Fulgoris wisps: dunno, its a thought
Winswand wisps: I am curious... but not so much as to risk lives in a silly, albeit funnym way
Winswand wisps: what's so interesting about the place, anyway? Gives lots of xp when killed? can be domesticated as a pet? Nice pelt for slippers?
Grethar wisps: 'You hit the severed hand in the head with your old staff.' Curious.
Emilius wisps: I think there's a quest involved with the basilisk, eventhough you're not supposed to talk about it on the talker
Winswand wisps: nah. No quest there. In the remote past, maybe.
Winswand wisps: not listed in the quest sites.
Winswand wisps: I think I read somewhere there used to be a quest there, ages ago...
Winswand wisps: now, only a very dangerous creature, I suppose
Saaur wisps: yes there used to be
Winswand wisps: very long ago, wasn't it?
Saaur wisps: yes
Winswand wisps: what did it do?
Winswand wisps: had to kill the creature, or something?
Saaur wisps: yes and you got a reward
Winswand wisps: a nice one?
Emilius wisps: 1000 virgins in the after-life
Winswand wisps: ummmmmmmmmmm
Winswand wisps: you got them?
emrys wisps: thanks for whever gave me the sunflower
Winswand wisps: what do you want them for, emrys?
emrys wisps: Um, no idea people just giving me flowers I guess
emrys wisps: I appreciate the thought
Grethar wisps: Is it enchanted to randomly say 'I love you'? If not, they're just not making the effort.
Winswand wisps: not the first time I see you almost nakkid with a huge sunflower...
Grethar wisps: Can you use NHA to grab something through a portal? I shall have to test it.
Badgerhair wisps: How would it get back?
Grethar wisps: Damn, I forgot it actually takes the journey.
Grethar wisps that he grumbles about the lack of exploits.
Grethar wisps: Google has failed me on this one, so... where could I buy a stick of chalk so I can pulverise pebbles?
Poncho wisps that he came home with ideas today
Cripsi wisps: ooh?
Poncho wisps: a new feature for the red staff, and a new wand, and a bunch of other stuff thats floating around in my mind somewhere.
Poncho wisps: here, after I thought if the idea I thought of this- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JzMsZTf9EU
Ragnel wisps: Everyone! Please join me in welcoming Grimple to the Unseen University.
Stardust wisps: 'lo
Stardust wisps: Do Not Feed The Storm Dragon
Ragnel wisps: Everyone! Please join me in welcoming Grimple to the Unseen University.
Stardust wisps: Didn't that just happen? Or did I develop prescience in the last few minutes?
Estoufee wisps that he has deja vu all over again
Estoufee wisps: The tough Hublandish barbarian swings at you with his large wooden club but you easily dodge out of the way....
Estoufee wisps: but I have tactics response set to parry :(
Winswand wisps: strange
Winswand wisps: but fortunate
Estoufee wisps that he nods happily
Estoufee wisps: the bracelet is better because it can be worn
Winswand wisps: ein?
Estoufee wisps: oops
Winswand wisps: fetish for bracelets?
Hubbob wisps: Zwei?
Stardust wisps: Drei?
Winswand wisps: drei!
Stardust wisps: VIER!
Estoufee wisps: fumf??
Robgea wisps: Funf!
Winswand wisps: er... my German ends there...
Estoufee wisps that he was close
Hubbob wisps: I lack umlauts.
Stardust wisps: heh
Robgea wisps: I'd forgotten the joy of frying little old ladies.
Winswand wisps: argh... I remember when they were tough...
Stardust wisps: i.e. Before Pragi?
Winswand wisps: when Pragi sucked for me...
Stardust wisps that he nodnods.
Winswand wisps: and shields didn't last at all. Nothing at all.
Winswand wisps: and NES was terrible too... I remember spending at least 7 torches on a troll, with another young circle hitting the same troll with another 7 torches...
Stardust wisps: My NES still varies massively... well, when I bother to keep it in memory
Robgea wisps that he envies the circles.
Winswand wisps: I am always with it... don't use much though, unless I've cast previously FNP...
Stardust wisps: yeah, torches are too much of a pain
Winswand wisps: If I didn't try to dodge, I'd carry a ton
Stardust wisps: I've nearly got WGS working reliably, shame PFGA is such a big spell, 'cause KID is moderately useful for finishing off pragi stragglers
Stardust wisps: PFG/EHA/KID/WGS/KOF are about all I need
Winswand wisps: for finishing trolls. But I think maybe the butterfly spell is more reliable...
Winswand wisps: funny... I don't use KOF at all now...
Winswand wisps: maybe I should get an inch more mind space, drop CCC on vault and re-remember that...
Stardust wisps: I merge it on things, go kill something else, then come back and loot the KOF victim :)
Estoufee wisps: 3 small packs with ash, candles, torches etc - student lounge
Winswand wisps: I am too lazy for slow spells, though...
Stardust wisps: or KOF and pragi whilst KOF is flying
Winswand wisps: yes... done that. But I tend to feel KOF is too... dunno... limited
Winswand wisps: as an individual attacking spell.
Robgea wisps that he KOF stacks and then Pragis.
Winswand wisps: takes too long, and doesn't affect trolls much.
Winswand wisps: with one of those, it would be ok. With both, I feel NES works as better, and torches are more abundant.
Stardust wisps: I don't kill that many trolls :/
Winswand wisps: There's tons of them as bodyguards... or in rough joints. And I don't like spending the candles of EHA too freely, unless there's at least 2 or 3
Stardust wisps: Mmm, if there's a bunch of them, I EHA, if there's just one as a bodyguard, I MMM it whilst I loot
Stardust wisps: MMM is just useful to keep around
Winswand wisps: yep... me too... but I feel guilty
Winswand wisps: like... curses and drat! damn troll!
Stardust wisps that he blinks.
Winswand wisps: and 'argh, lazy people who leave the trolls behind, making it tougher for bankers to respawn!'
Fulgoris wisps: hello wizzies
Stardust wisps: 'lo
Winswand wisps: 'lo, Fulgoris
Emilius wisps: hurlo
Fulgoris wisps: Winswand, that amulet you gave me has survued at least 20 castings of kid so far
Winswand wisps: oh
Winswand wisps: good
Winswand wisps: thought it would last less. My wand is well below the optimal for PFGA...
Fulgoris wisps: submitting my log from yesterday
Stardust wisps: I can cast PFGA with a flat cap, still be at 'very likely to fail' wand and get about 15 casts out of the resulting amulet
Winswand wisps: not quite sure what determines durability...
Stardust wisps: which is nice
Stardust wisps: Still no idea what determines how long it lasts, or the frost messages
Winswand wisps: composition must go into it, I guess...
Winswand wisps: maybe casting it too much on a row doesn't help... but it's all hypotheses
Winswand wisps: we should so some serious research on that issue...
Stardust wisps: I've had it disappear after not using it for ages
Fulgoris wisps: I tried to limit how often I cast it
Fulgoris wisps: was getting frosty toward later coastings
Cripsi wisps: evening all
Winswand wisps: ummm...
KliKli wisps that she bingles
Winswand wisps: I read some hypotheses in the boards...
Fulgoris wisps that he eeks
Fulgoris wisps: Klikli
KliKli wisps: been reading again than? tut-tut
Fulgoris wisps that he thinks he sees a disfigurement of his imagination
KliKli wisps: Fulgoris!
Winswand wisps: but from my own case, I think skills in making are probably the ones that determine durability. My first amulets lasted very little.
Fulgoris wisps: KLIKLI!!!!
Winswand wisps: hey! a wizard using a skeleton warrior!
Winswand wisps: thought nobody used them...
Spock wisps: are we shouting names of random wizards again=
Fulgoris wisps: I want to do that
KliKli wisps: Spock!
Stardust wisps: a few necromancers do
Winswand wisps: but the xp drain must be very limiting, I guess...
Cripsi wisps: i'm working on getting me a skeleton warrior.
Spock wisps: Klikli!
Winswand wisps: might be more useful for pkdom, I feel
Cripsi wisps: Cripsi!
Cripsi wisps that she cheats
KliKli wisps: Cripsi!
Winswand wisps: cripsi!
Fulgoris wisps: Betelgeuse!
KliKli wisps: Winswand!
Cripsi wisps: KliKli!
Winswand wisps: whatever!
Spock wisps: Sekiri!
Cripsi wisps: Winswand!
Winswand wisps: Klikli!
Stardust wisps: Stardust!
KliKli wisps: Reality!
KliKli wisps: wops
Cripsi wisps: Coffeebreak!
Cripsi wisps that she looks hopeful
Winswand wisps: isn't he coming back, btw?
KliKli wisps: nope
Cripsi wisps that she watches the tumbleweed pass
Fulgoris wisps: yeah! what Cripsi said!
Cripsi wisps: no, i don't think so.
Winswand wisps: real pity... what happened?
KliKli wisps: I'll take bets
Fulgoris wisps: dont think so
Hubbob wisps: who?
Cripsi wisps: what're the odds KliKli?
KliKli wisps: Hubbob!
Emilius wisps: Emilius!
Hubbob wisps: me!
Poncho wisps that he is teaching in the student lounge
Fulgoris wisps: its a long and sad story, he has commissioned me to write the epic novel
Fulgoris wisps: we expect to make millions
Cripsi wisps: already did that one Emilius. jeez, get your own ideas.
Winswand wisps: ok... I'll buy it for sure...
Hubbob wisps: went creator?
Pharm wisps: Teaching idling doesn't count....
KliKli wisps: I can bet my dollar against your two that he isn't coming back
Emilius wisps: Donkey already did it in Shrek 2 anyways
Fulgoris wisps: I wont take that bet, he's not coming back
Cripsi wisps: done. I'll go speak to him on MSN =P
Winswand wisps: tell him we miss him, and will spank him hard unless he comes back
KliKli wisps: Donkey took bets on Shrek 3?
Cripsi wisps: it's so bad, i'm so used to talking to him on here that on msn i still end up using "tell cb heya =]"
Fulgoris wisps: dunno haven't seen it yet :(
KliKli wisps: I think if he every came back, he would take another nick, and maybe another guild, and you will never tell it's him unless he is wearing pants inside out or something
Spock wisps: just so you will win your bet=
KliKli wisps that she grins
Fulgoris wisps: dont give it away Kli
Cripsi wisps: yer you will, you just look for the player that's really helpful and a newb.
KliKli wisps: well, I spoke to him too off disc, and he was very clear about deleting
Cripsi wisps: yer, he is unfortunatly. i don't think he's coming back.
Pharm wisps: His reason's being
KliKli wisps: but hey, whassname deleted as well, and then came back, and all his levels came back with him and stuff
Cripsi wisps: who's Whassname?
Fulgoris wisps: who?
Geryon wisps: Cyclo
Cripsi wisps: and real life stuff Pharm getting involved.
KliKli wisps: yea! I forgot his name, sorry
KliKli wisps: Cyclo
KliKli wisps: I myself was up to deletion twice
Winswand wisps: why?
Fulgoris wisps: I deleted my first character, had him for almost 2 years
Fulgoris wisps: it was stupid
KliKli wisps: but then I thought it wont solve mistakes I make, cause I will return and make them again, so rather stick with old name and let it take the blame
Fulgoris wisps: plus we like the name!
Winswand wisps: sound thinking that...
KliKli wisps that she grins
Spock wisps: most people end up regretting that they deleted their character
KliKli wisps: it's called reputation as well
Winswand wisps: as for the finger-sender, I've got my own healing tm today... (grins)
KliKli wisps: I agree with Spock
Geryon wisps: most of us 'ave done the emo "I'm gonna delete" thing at least once
Fulgoris wisps: I did mine as it was affecting my work
KliKli wisps: wish you could tm in real life by giving people fingers ..
Fulgoris wisps: but I cant log on from work anymore, so now I let it affect my home :D
Cripsi wisps: i haven't done it Geryon.
Cripsi wisps: i'll do it later.
Fulgoris wisps: I'm not emo.....ew
Geryon wisps: Well, we'll queue you for "late-character-emo" Cripsi
KliKli wisps: we can do it together!
KliKli wisps: goodbye cruel world
Robgea wisps that he makes popcorn.
Winswand wisps: oh... greek tragedies!
Cripsi wisps: no! my i'm going to delete thing has to be individual, gods, no one understands me, it's not fair!
KliKli wisps: full of people tming from giving others fingers
Winswand wisps: not geek tragedies...
Fulgoris wisps: that would be a hell of a thing, lets all delete for a week
Cripsi wisps: thats it, i've had enough, i'm going to delete.
Emilius wisps: Emilius!
Winswand wisps: um... tming fingers... what next? a talking banana?
Robgea wisps: I had a singing lemon...
KliKli wisps: the whole wizards guild goes into extinction as the banana tragery strikes
Cripsi wisps: get me a banana, i'll make it happen.
Winswand wisps that he starts searching for a grocery store and a scroll of IRV...
Fulgoris wisps: except for the libararian, he'll be in heaven
Emilius wisps: most of us had the singing lemon for a while Robgea :)
Cripsi wisps: why a scroll? it's in the gym =P
Robgea wisps: I know Emilius. :p
Winswand wisps: but a scroll is more classy!
Winswand wisps: with funny tastes! And moss green edges!!
KliKli wisps: but it is really interesting, the fact that you get so fed up with some peeps that instead of punching them, you actually destroy your own char
Spock wisps: a talking banana? I always eat a banana before i can find out if it can talk or not
Cripsi wisps: i ate a monkey flavour bit of paper the other day.
Robgea wisps: Just pointing out that with a Singing Lemon a talking banana isn't that far fetched.
Cripsi wisps: on here, obviously.
Winswand wisps: umm... got to note that down...
Winswand wisps: monkey flavour, you say?
KliKli wisps: spit out that hairball
Fulgoris wisps: interesting I can see my log from mushclinet, but when I browse there from darkmud, its not there :p
Cripsi wisps: they could do a duet, the banana and lemon =P
KliKli wisps: Lemonana
Cripsi wisps: maybe convince a pineapple to play the guitar in the background.
Winswand wisps: btw... what do you need to be able to put things in the student chest?
Stardust wisps: Good luck getting a guitarist to stay in the background
Spock wisps: but lemons and bananas don
Estoufee wisps: Space wins
Winswand wisps: only that?
KliKli wisps: I think it depends on what you are putting there as well
Estoufee wisps: yep
KliKli wisps: underwear is ok
Winswand wisps: some young wizards asked for drum blorples, so I thought dumping a few there...
KliKli wisps: ah
Cripsi wisps: and if it's crud (or too good for a newbie) Senior's can take it out.
KliKli wisps: students these days
Fulgoris wisps: they're lazier then on our day
Dovienya wisps: how do you cut the tail off a rat?
Winswand wisps: with a knife
Robgea wisps: "Bite rat's tail" "rip tail off corpse"
Dovienya wisps: what is the command?
Winswand wisps: cure it, too. With CIPS. If you want to keep it for RVRV...
Cripsi wisps: get tail from corpse
Estoufee wisps: 'get tail from corpse'
Winswand wisps: oh... those days of mad rat-hunting... (sighs)
Cripsi wisps that she wins
Winswand wisps: I still keep a caramel loveball in my wizard hat...
Stardust wisps: We didn't have these overpowered insta-rat-kill spells back when I was learning.
KliKli wisps: what did you have?
Stardust wisps: Had to beat 'em to death with your staff whilst a cockroach was gnawing on your face
Cripsi wisps: no, stardust, that was just you.
Stardust wisps: Took me 73 ocular lances to kill one of those, it did
Stardust wisps: *AND* ocular was spelled differently
Winswand wisps: that reminds me too those overpowered cockroaches at the Alchemists... tough buggers...
Cripsi wisps: and a cockroach did that to your face?
Stardust wisps that he nods sadly.
Cripsi wisps: i just thought you were unlucky.
Cripsi wisps: right, changing pc and numberchasing time =]
Winswand wisps: dunno why people dislike so much the IIL Library...
Stardust wisps: Well it's a royal pain if you don't have enough ot.di
Winswand wisps: but it tms!
Winswand wisps: tons!
Stardust wisps: Not if you suck too badly
Robgea wisps: I liked it with my older char who had a lot more Ot. Dir.
Fulgoris wisps: I've never tm's in there
Winswand wisps: when I'm bored and anxious for any tm, I just stroll a bit there...
Stardust wisps: it's like everything else, it TMs in a certain range
Stardust wisps: if you suck or if you're too competent, it doesn't give out
Winswand wisps: but it doesn't demand absurd bonuses...
Winswand wisps: (good luck, fingerer)
Fulgoris wisps: that would explain alot, I'm barely able to find my toes :)
Winswand wisps: I mean, with 150 bonuses, it should be taskmastering like a tyrant!
Fulgoris wisps: my bonus is 124
Winswand wisps: (congrats!)
Winswand wisps: 124? You can easily take that up...
Winswand wisps: in what else does one use ot.dir? Maps?
Stardust wisps: I just went for a wander and with 174 bonus, I only took about 2 or 3 wrongs turns out of 20 or so
Hubbob wisps: "like a tyrant" ahaha i liked reading that, thanks
Fulgoris wisps: I know
Winswand wisps: btw, anyone got very low channeling? Like 100 bonuses or so?
Cripsi wisps: banishing tm :P
Cripsi wisps: and a misport :P
Fulgoris wisps: not I sir
Fulgoris wisps: 286
Stardust wisps: Oh! I just realised I got an ot.di TM whilst using the 'map' command inside the IIL library
Stardust wisps: interesting
Winswand wisps: pity... Someone with around 100 would be good for testing that stage for RPS...
Winswand wisps: I'll have to do some more quests with Winsalt tomorrow otherwise...
Fulgoris wisps: crap, lost my deluded floater :(
Fulgoris wisps that he curses those damn yeti some more
Estoufee wisps: Jak Raplin whispers to you with a Morporkian accent: I'll give you 1 Ankh-Morpork royal, 1 Ankh-Morpork dollar and 4 Ankh-Morpork ten-pence for two poniards and two hunting knives, what do you think?
Estoufee wisps that he thinks Hell yes!
Stardust wisps that he blinks.
Stardust wisps: Nice.
Gahers wisps: Anyway, I have to make more coffee and have a look for a spade. (lol) (idle-hugs)
Stardust wisps: ...
Fulgoris wisps: boooo, bad miss thingy, boo hiss
Winswand wisps: ok... 4 blorpled gold rings to the Drum in chest, for whoever needs them
Fulgoris wisps: how about a deluded floater, got one of those in your bag o tricks?
Fulgoris wisps that he sneaks up behind KK and filchs her astonished chicken
Winswand wisps: er... I have money. But not that much... xD
Winswand wisps: I think I ordered one of those custom shields once. Never went to fetch it...
Fulgoris wisps: naw, was a medium metal
Winswand wisps: oh...
Winswand wisps: I was going to go somewhere... don't remember to now...
Fulgoris wisps that he does a happy dance
Winswand wisps: I really enjoy your sock-puppetry...
Winswand wisps that he sobs
Stardust wisps: best chat-up line ever
Winswand wisps: erm... mischat...
Winswand wisps: who said you couldn't buy octiron in Creel Springs? E: an indigo sliver of octiron for LSov 1|2|5|7 1/2 (six left).
Fulgoris wisps: you could always buy it there
Stardust wisps: I remember somebody sayin gyou couldn't get nuggest there...
Fulgoris wisps: their slivers I believe
Winswand wisps: G: a purple mineral nugget for LSov 1|3|10|11 1/2 (one left).
Stardust wisps: Well, they were wrong, then :P
Ecthelion wisps: Idling out in the Great Hall, teaching. Skills at: http://skills.gothmudders.com/player2.php?player=Ecthelion
Hubbob wisps: can someone help me? I would like a small ornamental broom. I cannot yet kill a monk.
Ptorgoth wisps that he will try and snatch one for you.
Winswand wisps: no brooms in chest?
Fulgoris wisps: did you check the gym chest?
Hubbob wisps: none in order chest, let me check the gym
Hubbob wisps: none in chest in the gym, sadly enough
Fulgoris wisps: you could always harvest ashes at sunrise...
Fulgoris wisps: without a broom
Hubbob wisps: you mean vampires?
Ptorgoth wisps: I'll try and snatch you one.
Fulgoris wisps: no, the pheonix in DJB
Xuron wisps: ...you can't wear two scabbards now?
Hubbob wisps: oh sunrise is a place?
Ptorgoth wisps: ...?
Hubbob wisps: i've gone and confused me yet again
Ptorgoth wisps: Hmm... Looking for monks. Shouldn't take long. Where are you, Hubbob?
Hubbob wisps: at the UU gym
Ptorgoth wisps: k
Xuron wisps: hm...misc tm
Ptorgoth wisps: Found one. Attempting to snatch...
Xuron wisps: got a broom
Xuron wisps: who wanted a broom?
Dolk wisps: What is needed to be able to snatch things?
Hubbob wisps: well me, but a small one
Xuron wisps: stealing
Dolk wisps: How much?
Xuron wisps: no idea
Fulgoris wisps: man, I like this KID, I tm like crazy
Hubbob wisps: *cheer* thanks for the help
Xuron wisps: np
Winswand wisps: erm... bees are killing me
Fulgoris wisps: dont attack uber witches
Geryon wisps: keep a bottle of healing tea on you
Geryon wisps: and FTF yourself before... you can't be vined with FTF effect on
Winswand wisps: dead hag... didn't know those bees were so painful...
Hubbob wisps: that's amazing about ftf...you can walk on water with that too?
Geryon wisps: is why it's called "beesargh"
Fulgoris wisps: yep
Winswand wisps: looks like their version of KOF
Geryon wisps: takes more skill
Ptorgoth wisps: Much more.
Fulgoris wisps: anyone have a brassneck blorp?
Hubbob wisps: check funco?
Hubbob wisps: i hate not making my own, but in a pinch
Fulgoris wisps: hmmm kid failure when I cast it on dwwmigh
Ptorgoth wisps: kid?
Saaur wisps: Kelleflump's Irritating Demon
Fulgoris wisps: yeah, that one
Ptorgoth wisps: Wow, more new spells.
Hubbob wisps: does that lower a stat on the target?
Winswand wisps: what happens in a fail of KID?
Winswand wisps: never had one...
Fulgoris wisps: I know it takes health from them, looks like it possesses them too
Winswand wisps: might posses you, then...
Fulgoris wisps: yes, possesed me, both times
Winswand wisps: umm... strange... KID doesn't have high requirements...
Fulgoris wisps: nope
Fulgoris wisps: and mine are plenty high
Ptorgoth wisps: As to the Brass Neck question... I saw a blorp to Brass Neck in None More Black.
Winswand wisps: I think I have brass neck
Fulgoris wisps: where the heck is that?
Ptorgoth wisps: SW corner, OC market
Fulgoris wisps: I was planning on making one for there, I'll just walk from badass or Lancre
Winswand wisps: I'll make you a portal there
Fulgoris wisps: these stores change hands so much, I never know what is where
Winswand wisps: if you have the scroll of ahsb, I'll even make you the blorp myself. Where are you now?
Hubbob wisps: how many hands fulls is a buck?
Fulgoris wisps: 20 I think
Hubbob wisps: _et
Ptorgoth wisps: Lies! I say we need a uber spell of doom with ridiculously low requirements that kills anything it is targeted on. :P
Ptorgoth wisps: Instantly
Ptorgoth wisps: Mwahahahahaaaa!
Fulgoris wisps: something like Stibbon's Hideous ChainGonne?
Hubbob wisps: yey! let's all go pk then and rule the disc!
Ptorgoth wisps: rofl
Saaur wisps: scribes Doctor Kelleflump's Deadly Demon for ptorgoth and gives hptorgoth his own skills
Ptorgoth wisps: lol
Hubbob wisps: how bout Moron's Pnematic Hammer (air based with channeling)
Hubbob wisps: some evoking and conjuring to get the hammer made as well, but all like a bonus of 5..yes...5
Winswand wisps: what spell are you talking about?
Ptorgoth wisps: rofl
Ptorgoth wisps: Perfecto
Hubbob wisps: the fictitious instakill one we were just talking about
Hubbob wisps: but you want it, don't you
Winswand wisps: erm... I was fighting agatean bodyguards... what's the way of seeing the channel messages together?
Ptorgoth wisps: "talker history wizards"
Winswand wisps: ok... back to the thread now...
Winswand wisps: I'd content myself with some nice new spells. In an ideal world, with staves with knobs.
Hubbob wisps: you and Poncho
Winswand wisps: more new spells would be nice, though. Maybe in Krull. Coding Krull.
Aikanaro wisps: In an ideal world you would all be dead and I would have cake.
Aikanaro wisps that he contributes.
Hubbob wisps that he laughs.
Winswand wisps: Hydrophobic magic. Magical wands. Poncho had a great idea with snake wands...
Hubbob wisps: it's all balance i think
Winswand wisps: oh... well... I'll leave the balance to Sandalphon followers
Winswand wisps: it is not a requirement of uber powerful things either. Just new, nice things. Aesthetically nice.
Winswand wisps: and dangerous!
Hubbob wisps: with my new spell we could just kill Sandelphon and it's followers
Saaur wisps: ooh how about a spell that summons a giant scale, you cast it on a member of other guilds and it will tell you if they are balanced or not with the wizards guild :)
Hubbob wisps: ahaha
Ptorgoth wisps: Ooooh, or what about a spell that summons an NPC from somewhere and makes it attack someone else. Mwahahaha. *summons a Coffee Nostra hitman to totally pwn Kess for threatening his pets*.
Winswand wisps: dammit... tms have deserted me...
Winswand wisps: wow... never had this before... two damages from eating one scroll...
Valun wisps: Whats a good starting dagger?
Stardust wisps: what bonus?
Valun wisps: Ah, 28?
BeamStalk wisps: i like my sharpened bananas
Stardust wisps: You're not going to hit anything with any dagger at a 28 bonus - throw a few quests worth of xp into it and pick up some elegant stilettos is my advice
Valun wisps: alright
Pharm wisps: elegant stils for sale in Platy's shop for only 140 dollars a piece

Offle Prime, UC 2024

One Pokey wisps: aww cute
One Pokey wisps: the djb soldiers bet on an npc fight i was having and even handed over money on the result :)
One Pokey wisps that he likes.
One Seirou wisps that he grins.
One Dheroan wisps: yeah they do that now
One Pariah wisps: awesome:)
One Ako wisps: Yo.
One Dheroan wisps: -Yo
One Pariah wisps: ho
One Ako wisps: Am not.
One NotPite wisps: Au contraire
One Pariah wisps: you sure?
One Aki wisps: Hello.
One Coyote wisps: hello
One Ako wisps: Well, yes coz if I was, i wouldn't be here.
One Thalasso wisps: You know...
One Thalasso wisps: I probably shouldn't confuse Elera with Elauna.
One Pariah wisps: ho's don't play discworld?
One NotPite wisps: There is quite a large difference :p
One Ako wisps: Are you sure about that? :P
One Ako wisps: Large being the keyword?
One Ploosk wisps: oooh, catclaws there? :p
One Ako wisps: Nar :P
One Ako wisps: Just general boredoom chat.
One Ako wisps: Sup Ploosk?
One Ploosk wisps: Not much, idling. Yourself?
One Ako wisps: Just xping til something interesting to do with my life comes along.
One Ako wisps: Ill probably still be here 10 o clock tonight :P
One Ploosk wisps that he grins
One Ako wisps: Did my mile run, without stopping once this time :o
One Ako wisps: Made me mad haps.
One Ploosk wisps: Mile run?
One Ako wisps: Yeah, I run a mile aw day for training.
One Thalasso wisps: They have a few things in common. A certain self righteousness...
One NotPite wisps: How long did it take you?
One Ploosk wisps: i see
One Ako wisps: Lets not go into too much detial ay.
One NotPite wisps: Ah. :p
One Ako wisps: I dropped back on speed to make up for distance :P
One NotPite wisps: >12 then?
One Mienai wisps: I don't like running. :(
One NotPite wisps: Rowr
One Mienai wisps: (lawl)
One NotPite wisps: I am trying to eat here
One Ako wisps: MAd lag delat.
One Ako wisps: I need to be able to do mile and a half in like 12 minutes :x
One Thalasso wisps: what's a good windows mud client?
One Ako wisps: Mushclient.
One Pharm wisps: the mud
One Coyote wisps: zmud
One Pharm wisps: the client the mud provides
One Nefret wisps: Mush always makes me think of huskies.
One Ako wisps that he flexes his putty client.
One Dheroan wisps: mush is awesome
One Nefret wisps that she agrees
One NotPite wisps: Wtf, I could *walk* it in 15
One NotPite wisps: MUSH is ftw.
One Pharm wisps: Use the client the mud provides on it's web site...It's much better than any of the others
One Dheroan wisps: no, no its not
One Ako wisps: If im running for 3/4s of a mile and over taking old ladies on the street, I fail to see how your walking will catch upto my walking in the last 1/4 of a mile :P
One Pariah wisps: telnet!:)
One Pharm wisps: sure it is
One donk wisps: I must admit, I thought everyone could run a mile without walking :)
One Ploosk wisps: powerwalking
One Ako wisps: Probally can man but I been smoking since I was 11 :X
One Ploosk wisps: And I'm pretty sure a mile in 15 minutes isn't that hard
One Coyote wisps: hard to compare a basic java client with a power tool like zmud. Of course zmud costs $, so ...
One Dheroan wisps: mush is free
One Ako wisps that he thinks you should all go out and run a mile and see how easy it is HA
One Anton wisps that he can't run 2 miles
One Ako wisps: You dont need to, just one.
One Anton wisps: a mile isn't too hard, but I haven't done any running in months
One Pit wisps that he has memories of that from high school. Can't say I found it that much fun. :P
One Pit wisps: Meh. I'm ill. :(
One Ako wisps: Hey ill I'm Ako, how be you?
Wizards Ragnel wisps: Everyone! Please join me in welcoming Sethran to the Unseen University.
One Pit wisps: On the upside, it's weekend, so I probably won't miss a chance to do my work!
One Pit wisps that he waves a bit to Ako.
One Ako wisps that he waves a bit back, not much, just a bit.
Wizards Ragnel wisps: Everyone! Please join me in welcoming Sethran to the Unseen University.
Wizards Aikanaro wisps: What, again?
One NotPite wisps: Dear god
One NotPite wisps: CoD has some serious lag issues :|
One Pit wisps: Which one?
One NotPite wisps: The only decent one.
One Pit wisps: Pishe, then.
One Kefka wisps: damn snow
Wizards Pazuzu wisps: hello, where can I read the PK board?
One Aeris wisps: Wales won, wootage. ^^
One GrannyMi wisps: Where could i sell ash for the wizards shield spell or isn't there a demand for?
One Siilaan wisps: Probably not really. A whiz through Escrow when it actually spawns yields you ten buckets of the stuff.
One Revenant wisps: Does anyone know if it's every profitable to wield a pair of two-handed swords?
One Revenant wisps: If you have enough strength, I mean
One Beale wisps: It can be very profitable if you use those swords to hit people and take their money.
One Revenant wisps: I mean, as opposed to just wielding one in two hands.
One Revenant wisps: Why not. I'll try it and see what happens.
One Twyddle wisps: I would imagine you might need 4 arms to hold 2 two-handed swords...
One Pit wisps: beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
One Ako wisps: Reversing?
One Jimothyjim wisps: I see
One Dorothea wisps: beepeep
One Pharm wisps: When I first saw the title,"NASA to send The Beatles on a trip." I said,"Cool we're finally getting rid of Paul and Ringo."....Alas, not so....sigh
One Ikke wisps: then again, you never know with nasa engineers
One Pharm wisps: The Beatles are about to become radio stars in a whole new way. NASA will broadcast the Beatles' song "Across the Universe" across the galaxy to Polaris, the North Star, on Monday. It's the first-ever beaming of a radio song by the space agency directly into deep space. NASA is celebrating the 40th anniversary of the song, the 45th anniversary of NASA's Deep Space Network - which communicates with its distant probes - and the 50th anniversary of NASA. The song, written by Paul McCartney and John Lennon, will be flying at the speed of light. But it will take 431 years to reach its final destination - Polaris is 2.5 quadrillion miles away.
One Jimothyjim wisps: awesome
One Dorothea wisps: ... Like, why?
One Catwoman wisps: that's silly. everyone knows aliens prefer the beach boys
One Jhery wisps: Why not?
One Pharm wisps: Here's a trick I just saw Siilaan use so he could passage...If you're a priest with low skills use a flat cap when you passage...Good trick to know.
One Tique wisps: pharm, are you bullying again?
One Casey wisps: Or maybe if you're a priest almost out of align, Pharm?
One Revenant wisps: If you're a priest with low skills, how can you afford a flat cap?
One Traven wisps: Scrounging
One Traven wisps: Endless, desperate scrounging.
One Pharm wisps: Trash bank counters and run with the loot?
One Dorothea wisps: Omg get over it.
One Siilaan wisps: Three royals isn't a lot.
One Siilaan wisps: PS: I use the flat cap because it reduces the gp use.
One Jimothyjim wisps: wait, did we ever get an answer as to the original beep?
One Pharm wisps: It's a roadrunner thing I think?
One Jimothyjim wisps: Possibly
One Kariert wisps: why is it that sometimes i type 'map' and it gives me a large area around me and other times it only give me the rooms directly around me?
One Casey wisps: It's based on weather.
One Majorie wisps: Weather conditions affect that.
One Kariert wisps: when it's cloudy, you can see less, then?
One Catwoman wisps: and daytime/night time, forest
One Kariert wisps: ah, ok, thanks for your help
Two Sokkard wisps: Your attention please! I have been asked to perform a play. I shall shortly be giving a rendition of one of my world famous plays. Tell one, tell all!
Two Sokkard wisps: Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin.
Two Sokkard wisps: I am, as many of you will know, quite annoying. Let the story begin!
Two Sokkard wisps: My tale begins on a sunny evening last Soul Cake Tuesday when the Small Gods were on their normal doses of dried frog pills.
Two Sokkard wisps: Pay attention, Methusalem, this may be about you!
Two Sokkard wisps: Well, I am told that Majorie and Beret were seen together in around the back alleys of Slice playing hunt the thimble with no basic safety equipment.
Two Sokkard wisps: The former beat the living snot out of the latter, and it all went downhill from there. Pretty soon body fluids were exchanged and the whole she-bang was bought a round of drinks by the local landlord and then covered in jam and left for dead.
Two Sokkard wisps: Anyway, I'd better let you get back to your adventures. Please drop by again soon, and hear another story that's been completely fabricated.
Two Sokkard wisps: Oh, and while I think of it, Angette and Norrin were to blame.
Two Sokkard wisps: Shout '2, 4, 6, 8, Sokkard!' if you want to hear a story.
One Pharm wisps: Someone find Sokkard and put him out of his misery
One Dorothea wisps: But he seems to be enjoying himself.
Wizards Winswand wisps: umm... anybody uses thieves daggers here?
Wizards Vott wisps: Me. Lots of stabby fun.
Wizards Badgerhair wisps: Me too
Wizards Winswand wisps: I like how the +1 dex sounds... maybe I should give them a try...
Wizards Winswand wisps: do they fetch components too?
Wizards Vott wisps: yes, you can cut things from corpses with them.
Wizards Coffeebreak wisps: You can even cut things off' living things too.
One Lanfear wisps: Teaching in the Hall of Heroes at the old Warriors' Guild in AM :)
One Jimothyjim wisps: *love*
Wizards Tau wisps: Hello, honorable colleagues. What would be a fair price for a pile of ash GrannyMi is selling?
Wizards Coffeebreak wisps: Er.. nothing?
Wizards Tau wisps: We both don't know a price
Wizards Badgerhair wisps: 10p
Wizards Tau wisps: ok, thanks
Wizards Coffeebreak wisps: 6 small brooms are in the gym chest now.
Wizards Coffeebreak wisps: Grab 'em while the blood rubs off easily.
Wizards Soulcatcher wisps: You seem unable to loosen the small ornamental broom.
Wizards Coffeebreak wisps: From the chest?
Wizards Soulcatcher wisps: nod
Wizards Coffeebreak wisps: You're not a student anymore.
Wizards Soulcatcher wisps: Obviously :P
Wizards Soulcatcher wisps: I didn't know there was that kind of restriction
Wizards Soulcatcher wisps: bummer
Wizards Aznin wisps: I'll get you one of those brooms if you need one, next time I wander past a monk here in BP.
Wizards Soulcatcher wisps: nah im good
Wizards Soulcatcher wisps: i think i have one in my vault
Two Taliesin wisps: i found sokkard! Shall I kill him?
Two Pit wisps that he :(
Two Jimothyjim wisps: but who will sing for us then?
Two Taliesin wisps: too many will...
Wizards Fewyn wisps: Is there a pickler in OC?
Two Taliesin wisps: Fluey for one..
Wizards Coffeebreak wisps: The fire vaporises the regal knight.
Two Hobe wisps: Sokkie doesn't give xp does he?
Two Jimothyjim wisps: he gives a lot of satisfaction
Wizards Poncho wisps: Dont think so. Use sticks
Wizards Coffeebreak wisps: Check the playershops.
Two Hobe wisps: 'ignore sokkard' works, you know :p
Wizards Fewyn wisps: But I'm too lazy to keep the spell in my head =p
Two Hobe wisps: better go find Ilik :p
Wizards Coffeebreak wisps: Port to Tarnach's then :P
Wizards Aithne wisps: Are iron guantlets still rare?
Two Taliesin wisps: "ignore sokkard" is not as fun
Wizards Coffeebreak wisps: Pretty much, Aithne.
Wizards Fewyn wisps: Maybe I should finally get a Tarnach's blorple
Wizards Aithne wisps: Shame :(
Wizards Fewyn wisps: No pickler :(
Two Jimothyjim wisps: Its nice to be annoyed be him. So when you kill him its like yeh yeh yeh!
Wizards Fewyn wisps: Who wants to make me a blorple?
Wizards Coffeebreak wisps: I can do that.
Wizards Fewyn wisps: How much?
Wizards Coffeebreak wisps: Er, for free?
Wizards Coffeebreak wisps: Gold ring that is. If you want something else you have to provide it.
Wizards Fewyn wisps: I'll give ya 20$ to get me a ring and blorple it and bring it to me?
Two Taliesin wisps: well he just ran into my axe!
Wizards Coffeebreak wisps: Did you read what I just wrote? :P
Two Jimothyjim wisps: he is no more?
Wizards Fewyn wisps: But I'll give you money!
Wizards Fewyn wisps: Gold rings are fine imo
Two Taliesin wisps: for the time being
Wizards Coffeebreak wisps: And I don't want your money.
Wizards Aithne wisps: I prefer diamond rings
Wizards Winswand wisps: diamonds are forever... or almost
Wizards Coffeebreak wisps: Not really.
Wizards Coffeebreak wisps: They're not thermodynamically stable.
Wizards Aithne wisps: But they look pretty!
Wizards Coffeebreak wisps that he grins.
Wizards Fewyn wisps: all my rings are gold rings with the exception of my UU blorple which is a golden viper ring
Wizards Winswand wisps: I am starting to use more expensive jewellery... gold requires too much mending...
Wizards Fewyn wisps: I rarely have to mend mine
Wizards Winswand wisps: as soon as I get some better chanting, I'll gradually change all for ruby and diamond...
Wizards Coffeebreak wisps: I like the fixing, gives me tms.
Wizards Coffeebreak wisps: And command xp.
Wizards Fewyn wisps: I'm also too lazy to learn gold smithing so I just goto rend
Wizards Badgerhair wisps that he nodnods at CB
Wizards Winswand wisps: but I am laaaaaaaaaaaaaazy...
Wizards Fewyn wisps: I do miss being able to fix all my rings in one go tho
Wizards Coffeebreak wisps: Port to a smithy, fix blorples, port out. Even _I_ manage that. :P
Wizards Aithne wisps: Im too lazy to do that
Wizards Fewyn wisps: I have like 4 blorples
Wizards Fewyn wisps: Drum, UU, DJB, Rend
Wizards Winswand wisps: at least, I should turn my most used blorples to ruby or diamond... Once almost doesn't notice they are gone after 6 or seven castings in a day... groups are very demanding...
Wizards Fewyn wisps: i have other blorples but i haven't gotten around to reidentifying them
Wizards Coffeebreak wisps: Why the dungeon dimension do you have a blorple to Rendtnor's? :P
Wizards Fewyn wisps: It's a really old blorple?
One Beret wisps: Two bored priests looking for young uns to share group and XP - meet at Drum.
Wizards Fewyn wisps: and that's how i fix my rings
Wizards Coffeebreak wisps: That's why I check the condition after every cast and if a blorple is damaged I fix it. :P
Wizards Winswand wisps: gold doesn't tm much anyway...
Wizards Fewyn wisps: I check mine when I login, if they are slightly damaged at all I go to rend and fix them
Wizards Coffeebreak wisps: Gold doesn't tm much?? 70 tms so far :P
Wizards Coffeebreak wisps: 202 bonus, I'll tm up to be able to create weather rings. :P
Wizards Poncho wisps: just use WWW
Wizards Winswand wisps: 240 bonus... doesn't tm much, at least now...
Wizards Coffeebreak wisps: I'm outside of the lounge and hold a blorple that needs a new owner.
Wizards Coffeebreak wisps that he hints.
Wizards Poncho wisps: just put it on the table in the lounge
Wizards Fewyn wisps that he mutters something about burning doors
Wizards Coffeebreak wisps that he sits down and listens for reports of misports.
Wizards Winswand wisps: argh... dammit... appart from Tiger's, is there any other place for fish varnishes?
Wizards Fewyn wisps: ILL
Wizards Coffeebreak wisps: Did you check the guild shops?
Wizards Aznin wisps: BP covered market.
Wizards Winswand wisps: BP covered market has fishes?
Wizards Aznin wisps: Yesh. The pretty merchant sells them.
Wizards Winswand wisps: good to know... that's quite near were I get the sap, too...
Wizards Aznin wisps: That's actually the only place I know to get them. But then I don't leave BP much.
Wizards Winswand wisps: umm... she isn't there... someone killed her, perhaps?
Wizards Aznin wisps: Not me.
Wizards Aznin wisps: Maybe she's only there during the day?
Wizards Winswand wisps: could be... but she's the only missing seller in the market...
Wizards Aznin wisps: How odd.
Wizards Coffeebreak wisps that he blames wildly.
Wizards Winswand wisps: dammit... well, I'll try to steal some in the IIL... can't be bothered to change currency all the time...
One Azer wisps: were can i kill pigs?
One Seirou wisps: "Blair believes in peace in Middle-East" Is he planning on nuking it all or...?
One Wodan wisps: that might work
One Seirou wisps: Only way of doing it that I can think of.
One Siilaan wisps: Mind control drugs.
One Siilaan wisps that he recalls a particularly interesting Secret Weapon idea.
One Siilaan wisps: A gas that would make the affected irresistibly horny.
One Seirou wisps: Didn't the americans actually try that?
One Eida wisps: That'd be pretty awesome.
One Seirou wisps: One of those "What, REALLY?" - projects...
One Siilaan wisps: The use would pay itself in amateur porn sales.
One Siilaan wisps: No idea if they tried it, been a while since I heard that.
One Seirou wisps: I think they couldn't get it practical....
One Pharm wisps: I've heard the we actually have the drug but are afraid of the political repercussions if we use it...:P
One Pharm wisps: It's supposed to work very very well too
One Pharm wisps: Can you imagine those radicals if we gassed them with it...??
One Pharm wisps: Considering they believe in the burka and all of that stuff
One Pharm wisps: Might fall under the Geneva convention against using gas during a war. I don't know?
One Lanfear wisps: How many lbs in a stone?
One Siilaan wisps: 14?
One Lanfear wisps: Ok thanks :)
One Pharm wisps: 14.5 or so I believe
One Siilaan wisps: Alternately: You Should Use Kilograms You Weird Bugger.
One Azer wisps: wer can i find pigs to kill?
One Pharm wisps: So Lanny weighs 7 stone?
One Lanfear wisps: I wish :)
One Lanfear wisps that she is an amazon.
One Pharm wisps: Bah you're just being modest soo's the girls won't hate you...:)
One Eida wisps that she already hates!
One Pharm wisps that he comforts Eida
One Pharm wisps: Don't be a hater Eida
One Pharm wisps: I'm guessing you weight 7 1/10 stone, Eida?
One Eida wisps: No clue... How much is a stone?
One Pharm wisps: around 14.5 or so I think
One Pharm wisps: lbs
One Grayson wisps: it's 14
One Eida wisps: 7 stones? I'd be anorexic. :P
One Lanfear wisps: I'm more like 10 stone. I beat anorexia years ago :P
One NotPite wisps: Uh
One NotPite wisps: My mum is ~7 :p
One Eida wisps: depends on your height.
One Seirou wisps: Mmm, skeleton club.
One Lanfear wisps: Perfectly normal weight.
One Lanfear wisps: Fot a midget.
One Eida wisps: Haha.
One Pharm wisps: Bah throw the compliments back in my face
One Pharm wisps: Stay out of this Taliesin, over judging a woman's weight or even sometimes guessing it correctly can get you lynched
One Pharm wisps: Just prentend you didn't hear it
One Ako wisps: Nar, you just need to say, I think that would look better
One Taliesin wisps: Im frankly totally honest and say "yes"
One Taliesin wisps: then i flee quickly
One Acantha wisps: No, it's not the clothes having that effect, dear?
One Pharm wisps: You guys live dangerous lifes
One Taliesin wisps: its great living on the edge
One Ako wisps: No darling they dont make you look fat, you make them look big.
One NotPite wisps: *edge of being single?
One NotPite wisps: /dead
One Ako wisps: Why dont you try something from over there *points to rent-a-tent*
One Pharm wisps: I knew a guy from this town and it's one of the most bigoted towns in the USA...The federal agency's complaint says managers searched the four employees after $100 disappeared from a white employee's cash register at the Krystal restaurant in Winder in June 2005.
One Pharm wisps: Winder, Georgia
One Envy wisps: "There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat Envy, though it may feel uncomfortable."
One Siilaan wisps: ...
One Siilaan wisps: TMI.
One Envy wisps: The Eskimos have over fifty words for Envy.
Wizards Winswand wisps: yahoo! offensive tm!
Wizards Fewyn wisps: I hate you
Wizards Coffeebreak wisps that he shakes his fist at Winswand.
Wizards Winswand wisps: blame NES... he's the one that always gives me offensive tms...
Wizards Fewyn wisps: I should learn that spell one day
Wizards Fewyn wisps that he is a pragi guy
Wizards Winswand wisps: Me too... but I carry some torches around... always a nice backup against trolls
Wizards Fewyn wisps: Maybe someday... when I'm finally guild maxed
Wizards Fewyn wisps: Hopefully I won't lose my last life by then and have to start over.... again.
Wizards Winswand wisps: why not buy a few, just in case?
One Envy wisps: So, I went arctic golfing today
One Ako wisps: ...
One Envy wisps: Tons of fun, but incredibly cold
One Ako wisps: Must be hard to see the ball.
Wizards Fewyn wisps: I have 3 left now, haven't died in quite some time thankfully.
One Envy wisps: They're bright orange
One Ako wisps: Good thinking.
One Siilaan wisps: I do believe material science progressed far enough to let you /paint/ golf balls.
One Ako wisps: Should make a snowball and swap it for someones golfball if they where white.
One Ako wisps: Alright siilaan i get the point :p
One Siilaan wisps that he dances around mockingly.
One Envy wisps: We were VIPs :)
One Julnar wisps: are you sure ako?
One Envy wisps: I won lotsa crap, got 4 hole in ones :)
One Ishako wisps: Very Incompetent People?
One Ako wisps: Maybe you could sing I was right, you was wrong, imma sing the I was wright song, as ya do it.
One Ako wisps: I'm not sure about anything anymore Julnar.
One Ako wisps: Since ive been single, my xp rates have gone up alot.
Wizards Coffeebreak wisps: You bury the corpse of a creepy banker, three corpses of bodyguards, the corpse of a lean troll warrior, the corpse of a mercenary, six corpses of little old ladies, the corpse of a suave thief, the corpse of a good-looking deckhand and the corpse of a slim warrior deep within the earth.
Wizards Winswand wisps: you'll have to join the Guild of Caretakers and Assorted Burial services, Coff...
Wizards Coffeebreak wisps: So I'll get payed even after I looted them? Neat.
Wizards Winswand wisps: and give them burial options before you kill 'em
Wizards Winswand wisps: 'now the vogue is letting your body rot in a tower, with carrion birds cleaning it!'
Wizards Coffeebreak wisps: "Do you want to be buried in the dirt of AM, sir?"
Wizards Coffeebreak wisps: "May I suggest this stylish iron cage? Skeletons in cages are THAT topic in Genua this season."
Wizards Winswand wisps: sounds nice
Wizards Coffeebreak wisps: "Can I invite your family too?"
Two Thakh wisps that he thinks Sokkard needs an addition.
Wizards Winswand wisps: I myself am partial to the voodoo regalia...
One Lanore wisps: anyone know where i can get an umbrella?
Two Thakh wisps: "pretty soon the whole she-bang was and then painted pink."
One Ako wisps: Rhianna.
One Julnar wisps: I know the assassins graduate shop sells one and you can always kill a geisha with a parasol in cwc
Two Tique wisps: If only we knew an am cre willing to do that...
Wizards Winswand wisps: You feel very perceptive. What the...?
Wizards Coffeebreak wisps: Woo! Share!
Two Thakh wisps: If only your whining didn't get one fired that'd do that :)
Wizards Winswand wisps: oh. ot.pe. Should have known. And not doing anything?
Two Tique wisps: if only I could do that :(
Two Siilaan wisps that he gets the mustard oil and the popcorn.
Wizards Coffeebreak wisps: Watched someone doing something covertly?
Wizards Winswand wisps: LimLim slips a pair of wire cutters to the black backpack.
Wizards Winswand wisps: he might have been hiding that, I suppose...
Wizards Coffeebreak wisps: Slipping is a good way to give other people perception tms.
Wizards Winswand wisps: um... so that's what that command I never use is for, then...
Wizards Finsterwald wisps: and always palm yout weapons into your hand ;)
Wizards Winswand wisps: only covert I use, really, is palm. To pick the swept ashes quickly.
Wizards Finsterwald wisps: your
Wizards Winswand wisps: gotta learn shoplifting... anyone know the minimum requirements?
Wizards Coffeebreak wisps: refer dantheman
Wizards Winswand wisps: um... Got it!
One Envy wisps: I am so cold
One Ako wisps: Put some clothes on?
One Envy wisps: im layered
Wizards Juliette wisps: Hello
One Julnar wisps: have sex
Wizards Winswand wisps: hi
One Fulgoris wisps: anyone had any issues with Mush Client running on Vista?
One Taliesin wisps: what doesnt have issues with vista?
One Siilaan wisps: Your mum.
One Taliesin wisps: ?
One Fulgoris wisps: dont say that, I have to be nice to Vista for the time being
One Siilaan wisps: I figured an useless answer deserves a pointless retort.
One Tique wisps that he :(
One Fulgoris wisps: I had a pointless retort once, quite tasty after you scrape the black bits off
One Taliesin wisps: how is it a useless answer? aside from the fact i answered a question with a question
One Siilaan wisps: It is in that it didn't help Fulgoris with his problem.
One Wodan wisps: coldbeer runs just fine on vista, don't really know anything else that does
One Siilaan wisps: Or if it did, I can't figure out how.
One Fulgoris wisps: no prob yet, was just wondering if anyone had problems before I installed it on my notebook
One Taliesin wisps: since when have you been so nice to people
One Siilaan wisps: I'm being nice with people? Woe!
One Fulgoris wisps: Pishe makes him be nice once a new moon :)
One Siilaan wisps: Yup, she's currently having a smoke after though.
One Julnar wisps: why? does pishe turn into a guy once a moon?
One Siilaan wisps that he nodnods.
One Magdelena wisps that she misses MST3K
One Magdelena wisps: Hi, btw
One NotPite wisps: "You were killed by an opening missile silo door."
One NotPite wisps: <3 CoD
One Ako wisps: Pwnt nub.
One Ako wisps: You where killed for not buying Ako beer at febmeet :o
One NotPite wisps: I totally chucked a 'nade down there first though
One NotPite wisps: That'll stop the nuke!
One Ako wisps: Leet move homeboi.
Two Magdelena wisps: You'll find happy hearts, and smiling faces...and tolerance for the ethnic races....in Denton
One Siilaan wisps that he wonders who ported Seirou code to NotPiteBot.
One NotPite wisps: I am nothing like Seirou.
One NotPite wisps: You take that back Siilaan!
One Eida wisps: He's right and you know it. :P
One Siilaan wisps: You so were right now.
One NotPite wisps: You so were your face
One Fulgoris wisps: I don't know...my ignore finger itched just a bit
One Ako wisps: You could be his twin brother.
One NotPite wisps: Don't get involved in this Eida :(
One Ako wisps: You're like his unattached siamese twin.
One Siilaan wisps: But my face is made of awesome, so nyah.
One NotPite wisps: Hahaha
One NotPite wisps: You can only take a 'your face' joke so far, Siilaan.
One NotPite wisps: And that was a too far.
One Ako wisps: Then it has to go onto your mother :o
One Siilaan wisps that he does a Zoolander look.
One Tique wisps: Which one?
One Tique wisps: Blue Steel?
One Siilaan wisps: MAgnum.
One Tique wisps: Magnum?
One Ako wisps: Anyway ill be shutting up now.
One Tique wisps: whoa
One Siilaan wisps: Totally.
One Jeebies wisps: Hawt
One Magdelena wisps that she takes her top off
One Siilaan wisps that he eeks.
One Ako wisps: Smooth.
One Eida wisps: ?
One Siilaan wisps: Classy as hell.
One Julnar wisps that she gets out some dollar bills
One Magdelena wisps: MOM!
One NotPite wisps: Where did I put that ignore key...
One Julnar wisps: what?
One Eida wisps: Manboobs show? :D
One Ako wisps: NExt to the door key?
One Julnar wisps: jiggle a bit more dear
One Magdelena wisps: All family members get free lap dances where I come from
One Magdelena wisps that she plays her banjo
One Ako wisps: ...
One Ako wisps: Incest a game for the family.
One Tique wisps: even the ones with all their teeth? :D
One Siilaan wisps: Yup, Magdelena is such a m